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Welcome to the automation chat, I just wanna know if there are any other people on here who use it. Anyway I have been working on my latest concept, the EGAP incompetent. (It’s based off of a VC commodore) it’s has 4 variants +wagon and I’m gonna make some Ute versions soon aswell, the first one, the base model is just called teh imcompetent. It has a 1.9 litre i4 putting out 42 kw of sheer fury (not really its slow as hell) and the model up, is the imcompetent 6 cyl. it has a 3.3 litre i6 making 160 kw of power. It has some light visual modifications over the base model. Like: fender flairs, a grill in between the headlights, a small lip for some extra downforce, a small but stillnkticable splitter, and also some sport tires. And the imcompetent V8 SS has a 5.2 litre V8 making roughly 320 kw, it also gets some more visual changes, as well as the grippiest street legal tires you could get in the early 80’s. I’m also working on a Bathurst edition, as this is supposed to be an aussie car.
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Ok. Second story I have written on here. Also please tell me which title I should use. Read the first chapter first please before you pick. Its January 4th of 2023, th new year has just started, everyone is still getting ready for work, but I start work around February, so I still have a little over a month left. On that faithful morning, I never knew what was to come that day. "Fuck I wanna finish that project car, or at least get it running" I thought to myself, still bored at 10 am. I was sitting in my couch thinking what to do. So I go outside, and pull of the tarp on my in fairly good condition 2001 Honda prelude. I pop the hood and I take a look at the B16 I swapped in it a few months ago. But then I realised last time I drove it I turned gear 3 into into an aged fine milk. So I look around my "house" which may as well be considered a damn wreckers because of how much random car parts I have laying around. I eventually find a transmission that will fit in the B16. And after a few hours of screaming, an ER trip, a lot of swearing and blood sweat and tears later I got the transmission on. After a day of sitting around again and thinking. I start straightening out some of the panels on it, and then I put the brakes and stuff on. And then theint 3 spoke wheels I cane across on marketplace for 50$ a piece. A put them on plus some sport tires as some shoes, and she is ready to probably make 3rd gear an extra neutral. I hit the road and as I'm driving, I see this woman standing on the side of the road, wearing some sports wear. She was very curvy, with black hair and a cap on. and even from the road I could see her bladder bulging out. I was surprised by this, but I pulled over and winded down the passenger side window. "Hey, are you ok?" I ask, trying not to look at her boobs as well as trying not to make much eye contact. Women have just shit on me my whole life so it is very scary talking to her, but putting my fears aside I still made sure she was ok. "Uhh, yeah.. I really need to pee though." She replied back, in a shy tone. I was honestly expecting to get told to "get screwed caseoh looking ahh" as most girls im not close to would. "Do you need a ride?" I say back. "Uhh yeah, to the nearest toilet please..." She says back, in the same shy tone she did before. "Sure. Hop in." I say back. I watch her do a small pee dance while she tries to open the passenger side door. I start driving when she puts her seatbelt on. It's mostly silent, aaprt from the occasional small talk and her moving around her whimpering every now and then, at this point I'm doing 20 over the limit on the highway trying to get the nearest public toilet faster so she doesn't feel uncomfortable for too much longer. I put running in the 90s so I feel like I'm driving better even though probably going slower than I was before. "Uhh hey I don't think I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna piss myself very soon, I'm so sorry." I hear her say, I can hear she's holding back tears and I hear some hissing sounds coming from beside me. I tell "OH SHIT NOT THE FUEL LINE" as she has been so quiet I forgot she was there, and about to piss herself. So I assumed a fuel or vacuum line had come off or burst. "Th-thats not a fuel line..." I hear her say. "Oh thank god" I say back also, it's fine, I don't mind an accident.
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I am a guy btw, just letting y’all know. I’m using fake names. im using a fake school name. Context (I can’t think of a better word to use): so, like, idk, a month ago probably the toilets at my school got shut down for maintenance. Now, it only went from around 9am to 11:25am, but I’m gonna modify the story a bit to make it more chaotic, and stuff, so yeah uhhh idk how tf I’m gonna write this, but, I’m usually good at pulling stories right out my ass crack with no planning whatsoever. Side note: this story is in Australia, so yeah, also the story is gonna follow me and my friends (with fake names of course, including for me) i dont think there will be any male wettings but let’s see what I pull out of my ass. Oh, btw me and all of my friends are male, don’t expect any wetting from me and my friends, the main characters. modifications: I am gonna make it that the toilets are shut down all day for 3 days, it’s thunderstorming all of that time aswell,. Yes I made a new word for that, get mad idc. Anyway and that’s pretty much it. side note 2: sorry for bad spelling, spelling isn’t my strongest point. side note 3: feed back is appreciated, so, to the 2 people who will read this give feedback please! ok now on to this goofy ass story. chapter 1: morning. Day 1 i stumble out of bed and I attempt to turn off my shitty pedestal fan (and miss the off button at least 4 times before finally pressing it) I get dressed and I walk out to the kitchen, I check the time and it’s 6:16 AM. (I usually get up this early.) I walk over to the cupboard and then I get my toe stuck under the cupboard door, I scream the F bomb and then I take my toe out of under the cupboard door, I then get angry at the wall across the house for no apparent reason. I then grab the cereal from the cupboard, I go of to the fridge and I grab the milk out, I lousily pour the cereal onto a plate, then I realize I grabbed a mother fucking plate, so grab a bowl, and then I put the cereal from said plate Oi to the bowl, I then fill the rest of the bowl up with more cereal, then I put the milk in, and I go sit down in the second lounge room and I start watching some shit on my iPad. About 2+ hours pass and i bag my lunch and I chuck it into my bag and I go have a shower, and get washed in said shower, and then brush my teeth in the shower. I get out the shower and I go piss in the toilet, I then get up and go back into the bathroom and look in the mirror for at least 15 minutes and I look at my fat ass and my small head and my tiny pp and I start insulting myself. I then grab my bag, I stuff some hotwheels, my iPad, and a bottle of water into my bag, I then stuff my headphones into my bag too, then for no apparent reason I chuck an empty plastic water bottle with used tissues in it across the house, I then turn on my Xbox and I play some Star Trek online for half an hour. I then walk out to my Nissan navara D40. I start the fucker up, sit there and wait for it to warm up, I then pull out of my drive way and I start driving to school for the day. I put on my favorite music. chapter 2: 8:45 AM day 1 I park in the only parking spot left and I get may bad and I hauling my dumb ass up to the office, I go through and I sit my ass down in my chair, and because school doesn’t officially start until 9AM I start chatting to some of my friends, Saxon, Jaquavious, bozo, youtube shorts kid and philipino Fred. (Fake names, of course cuz like imagine having a friend who’s actual first name is YouTube shorts kid 💀) and we sit down and we start chatting about some goofy shit, then an announcement plays over the speaker. “Hello students of squid ward Patrick SpongeBob borgir highschool, just kletting you all know that all toilets and water utilities are out of order at the moment, and might not be working for 3 days.” Now, I shit you fucking not I saw at least 4 peoples faces go from happy to a look of desperation (no I’m not lying cuz this is based off of one of my experiences.) ok that’s all for now, if some people like this I might continue it, but this is just a trial so yeah, let me know if this is cool and or you like it please! by “fat ass” I mean I’m fat, not I have a big butt, just to clarify.
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So I can see this going off the rails(pun intended), but thats what makes them so great! Those of us who do 'em, got tons of 'em! True Funny Drug Stories! I felt like writing something different tonight. I tried looking for something similar but I couldn't find what I was looking for; so I'll just start one! So the main inspiration for this is Comedy Central's "This Is Not Happening." I'll summerize: It's basically a bunch of comedians telling funny-ass true stories. Just type it in to YouTube and look it up. Each story is 15-20mins tops, and it only takes a couple to get the feel for it. I'll post my personal story bellow to get things started but before I do, a few requests: 1) Keep it funny; no downer stories. Only the fun side of drugs. B) No real names; Protect the "innocent." ©) Personal experiences only; you had to have actually been there, but it doesn't have to be about you. ¡) Only True Stories! (I do this full-well knowing this might get flagged, but fuck it. Let's see what happens! 😄)
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heres mine: what do you call a months worth of rain? england heh wales also has a lot of rain but less people seem to know about wales as a country smh we exist guys ANYWAYS TELL US you're BEST JOKES PEEPS B)
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Girl controlled by her friend in real life through the Sims
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Hey guys! Nothing that special with this video but found it kinda funny/cute! This girl is allowing her best friend to control her day through the Sims and inevitably her friend takes advantage of the situation and keeps her away from the loo long enough to have an 'accident' 😅 They do mention her need to 'pee' throughout the video and wondering how they're gonna replicate that in real life. The 'accident' itself occurs just after the 7.20 mark! Like I said nothing special but a fun idea if nothing else! Enjoy 😉- 4 replies
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Came across a video from my grandparents' wedding anniversary two years ago. There were several cameras around the rented hall so various clips could be pieced together later, and this one wound up on the cutting room floor. My cousin and I were standing over some vents eating popcorn and talking when the heater kicked on. My pink dress went up showing my frilly cyan panties, and her navy blue dress went up showing her gray with pink star print panties. I kept eating my popcorn, while she dropped hers and pushed down both our dresses. So that got me wondering, anyone else have funny skirt or dress-related stories?
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Not sure if this is strictly relevant to this forum, but I found this funny skit on YouTube.
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There is a cute scene of a girl wetting her pants at around 1:33. I thought it would make for some good laughs.
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These are a few book author 'names' that I've heard, yes, some are increadibly rude. I'm free with you using them in stories, because a new project of mine uses one of em. ENJOY! "Sticky Mist by Justin Hermouth" "Yellow stream by Ipeedaily" "Wrong choices by Andrew Cummings" "Marks on the wall by Ithrew Dug" "Different awakening by Dill Dough" "Unexpected results by Jenni Talya" "Your shovels by Phill Mcrevis" "Traversing the world Pennis Holey" "The Continents by Heywood Jabowmey" And a few I couldn't make names for... Ivan Erection Dick-Arsely Mike Oxlong Holden Mydeck Smellma Dingdong Test dicals Studly Mancanon
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Hi =D this is something that happened to me today C: So, i was comfortably sleeping until my bro, who had to attend to classes, woke me up with all the noise he was making -.- and i felt the urge to pee so bad, but as my bro was about to leave, i thought that i could sleep a lil more and when he had left, i could put on a diaper and let it all out, and continued being in bed with my diaper <3. Buuuuut the thing is that i couldn't get back to sleep, and he was taking too much getting ready to leave and i was about to leak D:. So when i was about to surrender to my bladder and go to the bathroom, i hear him grabbing his keys and leaving. I was really glad cuz i was desperate to pee, so i got up as fast as i could and put on my diaper in complete darkness ^w^ and headed back to the warmth of my bed. When i was all comfy in bed with my diaper ready, i tried to let it flow but i couldn't D: so i stayed in bed for a while and as i couldn't pee, and i was getting sleepy again, i decided i'd sleep like a baby in diapers <3 everything was going well, until i woke up again and felt my bladder about to explode haha, so i started slowly peeing in my diaper, but something was wrong, it felt way too wet, as if the diaper wasn't absorbing anything, and i couldn't stop it. Then i felt my bed wetting wet and i was like oh my D: when i was able to stop the flow, i grabbed another diaper to dry me as i could, and turned on the light. My bed was a mess, the floor was too, cuz when i stood up, i was leaking, everything was a mess. And when i checked my diaper, i realized i had put in on inside-out, that's why it didn't absorb anything ahhahaha I hope you enjoy it n.n and if i mispelled something or made a mistake in grammar or so, let me know :3
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I was browsing the web a while back looking for a decent B-movie to check out, and stumbled upon the absolute WORST movie I have ever had the misfortune to watch. It's called The President's Staff, "directed" by Massimo Morini and "starring" Thomas Arana as President Whatever. Basically the President is trapped in the Oval Office with two tech buffons and an intern. That's all you need to know. Happily, I manged to stick around for this unexpected scene in which the female intern complains of needing to pee and the tech guy mentions he's on a diuretic. They ultimately end up peeing in the fireplace after a little bit of desperation. No nudity or wetting is shown. It's a terrible movie with horrendous acting, but at least I got a laugh out of this one and only scene. The President's Staff - Pee Scene.mp4
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So I recently stated watching Osomatsu-san, the sequel to an anime from the 60s called Osomatsu-kun. The show follows sextuplets, and its a comedy. 2:50 into episode 6 of season 1, one of the sextuplets, Jyushimatsu, has to pee. A few things happen that well "Shake him up" a bit and he wets himself, showing the puddle at his feet at 3:30 It's not much and very short-lived but Omorashi nontheless! And maybe there'll be more that I can post about in this thread :3 that's all for now. EDIT: Ah, I could at least add a screenshot!
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I found out this video browsing a "funny" part of Youtube today: this blonde-dye girl declares she wants to break the world record for holding pee, telling that peeing is a waste of natural resources and so on. I suppose the video's purpouse is to be funny, or at least to make the girl gain some popularity, but she ends up being obnoxious (imo). However, this girl is really cute, she likes to tease showing her tounge and she's squirming all the time, so it could be worth watching. Before anyone shout out 'underage', she says she's 18 in the video. CRACKHEAD BLONDE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HOLDING PEE.mp4 94.9 MB
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An idea I had when a friend and I were messing with photoshop... in this thread ask me for a face of your favorite character AND post a background picture, and I will put the two together so if you want, just post here a face and a background, or just a background, or just a face, and I will put it all together! here are some examples of MY choice: One Punch Man (because his face is the best)
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Hi, everyone. I just found this web series and this video about a mom whom is busy from her kids and husband. She Waits too long. http://vimeo.com/70079673
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