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heres mine: what do you call a months worth of rain? england heh wales also has a lot of rain but less people seem to know about wales as a country smh we exist guys ANYWAYS TELL US you're BEST JOKES PEEPS B)

There is a cute scene of a girl wetting her pants at around 1:33. I thought it would make for some good laughs.

I found out this video browsing a "funny" part of Youtube today: this blonde-dye girl declares she wants to break the world record for holding pee, telling that peeing is a waste of natural resources and so on. I suppose the video's purpouse is to be funny, or at least to make the girl gain some popularity, but she ends up being obnoxious (imo). However, this girl is really cute, she likes to tease showing her tounge and she's squirming all the time, so it could be worth watching. Before anyone shout out 'underage', she says she's 18 in the video. CRACKHEAD BLONDE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HOLDING PEE.mp4 94.9 MB

I was talking to my twin last night, Maria-Sanza (I think most of you know her on here), and she shared with my this horrifying story. I thought it would be fun to share it all with you. If you're of the squeamish type, then this isn't for you. http://chuckpalahniu...res/shorts/guts *giggles*

This just in: Disney marketing new pull-ups printed with the words "Let it go."

I had a great this past Wednesday, but I don't think I used my full four minutes. I need more confidence in myself, because I am capable of getting the laughs. Right now I'm just starting out and I'm haunting the Open Mics. The Walnut Street café is kind of a safety net. I know I can get the laughs there. If nothing else, I'm slowly building an audience that I can take with me to other shows. Because other performers get to plug their books and CD's, I think it would be fair to say, "Hey, I'm performing at this place. Twenty dollars to get in." I'm internally debating on whether or not I should give the Tavern at the End of the World a try again. It is a tough crowd to please, but there are always going to be crowds like that, but maybe I can get Courtney Love to take a picture of the crowd and she can draw a circle and three lines pointing out the people she believes were definitely amused.

Hello everyone. I'd like to share with you a funny video I made. It's 6 minutes long and subtitled in Dutch, English, Spanish, German and French (additional subtitles are very welcome!). It's about a boy and a girl who challenge eachother to determine which one of them has to do the dishes. Parts were filmed with a drone. Music by Ilan Eshkeri for Johnny English reborn. Comments are very welcome! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvFps4ZEVA

This video is so funny I can't even...! University of Cincinnati Clermont College New Student orientation welcome video, Where do I go?

I was browsing the web a while back looking for a decent B-movie to check out, and stumbled upon the absolute WORST movie I have ever had the misfortune to watch. It's called The President's Staff, "directed" by Massimo Morini and "starring" Thomas Arana as President Whatever. Basically the President is trapped in the Oval Office with two tech buffons and an intern. That's all you need to know. Happily, I manged to stick around for this unexpected scene in which the female intern complains of needing to pee and the tech guy mentions he's on a diuretic. They ultimately end up peeing in the fireplace after a little bit of desperation. No nudity or wetting is shown. It's a terrible movie with horrendous acting, but at least I got a laugh out of this one and only scene. The President's Staff - Pee Scene.mp4

I found this video online of someone doing a parody of "Thrift Shop" about AB/DL and I thought it was pretty funny

Here's a funny true story I thought I'd share about my first sex dream, but first a little back story. All my teenage years I thought I was different, ( along with every other pubescent hormonal teenager) or that there was something wrong with me. I have epilepsy that gets really bad during that time of the month because of all the hormones, so from the time I was diagnosed until last year, they had me on birth control pills to help lessen the seizures so I wouldn't be non functioning one week every month. For all you females (and all their sexually denied partners) who know what that does; you understand Birth control pills kill your sex drive. Growing up for me, I never once got "turned on" or even had any interest what so ever. I'd be at a restaurant with friends and they'd be like "OMG did you see that hot waiter?" and i'd be like "Omg, did you see that cheeseburger he was carrying?!" You get the idea. When they had to switch pills on me (lovely insurance) the new one gave me terrible migraines so they decided to take me off completely... Over night it was like every suppressed sexual desire I ever should have had came rushing at me all at once, and I had no idea what it was I was feeling. ( at 22! XD) I was so agitated, restless and just... uncomfortable. When I was reading some fanfics that had some omo scenes in it I felt like bolts of electricity were running through me down there ( still clueless :D) (Also when I discovered I was into Omo) I literally went to a female friend and was like "What's happening to me!?!" She sat me down with a look in her eyes like O.o "what are you 12!?" *me still as clueless as ever* ...."Your not dying your just horny..." ...awkward silence and blush... The next day was thanksgiving and all my family was over at our house celebrating. I decided to go lay down for a nap in my parents room because my room was closest to the kitchen and I had a headache and wanted an escape from the noise. I fell asleep and had the most VIVID REALISTIC sex dream I have ever had to this day. I was getting so worked up and the pressure was building and I was almost there....and then my grandma walked in to see how I was doing and woke me up. I was so upset and frustrated! (in more ways than one) and I tried desperately to go back to sleep until I started moving around. I literally thought I had wet the bed there was so much moisture. I thought about what it was I was dreaming about and as soon as my mind finally processed everything; my eyes sprung open. So now I must ask you this... Have you ever been so horny...you had a wet dream about HUMPING THE LEG OF A TABLE?! That...was my sex dream... and since it was Thanksgiving. Good thing I didn't have a sleep walking problem too XD ...That could have been an awkward dinner. "Oh hey! You're awake, how are yo- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Somebody get a squirt bottle!" So... yeah... :D ... awkward.

So I recently stated watching Osomatsu-san, the sequel to an anime from the 60s called Osomatsu-kun. The show follows sextuplets, and its a comedy. 2:50 into episode 6 of season 1, one of the sextuplets, Jyushimatsu, has to pee. A few things happen that well "Shake him up" a bit and he wets himself, showing the puddle at his feet at 3:30 It's not much and very short-lived but Omorashi nontheless! And maybe there'll be more that I can post about in this thread :3 that's all for now. EDIT: Ah, I could at least add a screenshot!

I think it would be fun to have a thread of funny pictures and videos you found online that made you laugh. Here's one I found today.

Hi, everyone. I just found this web series and this video about a mom whom is busy from her kids and husband. She Waits too long. http://vimeo.com/70079673

These are a few book author 'names' that I've heard, yes, some are increadibly rude. I'm free with you using them in stories, because a new project of mine uses one of em. ENJOY! "Sticky Mist by Justin Hermouth" "Yellow stream by Ipeedaily" "Wrong choices by Andrew Cummings" "Marks on the wall by Ithrew Dug" "Different awakening by Dill Dough" "Unexpected results by Jenni Talya" "Your shovels by Phill Mcrevis" "Traversing the world Pennis Holey" "The Continents by Heywood Jabowmey" And a few I couldn't make names for... Ivan Erection Dick-Arsely Mike Oxlong Holden Mydeck Smellma Dingdong Test dicals Studly Mancanon

An idea I had when a friend and I were messing with photoshop... in this thread ask me for a face of your favorite character AND post a background picture, and I will put the two together so if you want, just post here a face and a background, or just a background, or just a face, and I will put it all together! here are some examples of MY choice: One Punch Man (because his face is the best)

Hi =D this is something that happened to me today C: So, i was comfortably sleeping until my bro, who had to attend to classes, woke me up with all the noise he was making -.- and i felt the urge to pee so bad, but as my bro was about to leave, i thought that i could sleep a lil more and when he had left, i could put on a diaper and let it all out, and continued being in bed with my diaper <3. Buuuuut the thing is that i couldn't get back to sleep, and he was taking too much getting ready to leave and i was about to leak D:. So when i was about to surrender to my bladder and go to the bathroom, i hear him grabbing his keys and leaving. I was really glad cuz i was desperate to pee, so i got up as fast as i could and put on my diaper in complete darkness ^w^ and headed back to the warmth of my bed. When i was all comfy in bed with my diaper ready, i tried to let it flow but i couldn't D: so i stayed in bed for a while and as i couldn't pee, and i was getting sleepy again, i decided i'd sleep like a baby in diapers <3 everything was going well, until i woke up again and felt my bladder about to explode haha, so i started slowly peeing in my diaper, but something was wrong, it felt way too wet, as if the diaper wasn't absorbing anything, and i couldn't stop it. Then i felt my bed wetting wet and i was like oh my D: when i was able to stop the flow, i grabbed another diaper to dry me as i could, and turned on the light. My bed was a mess, the floor was too, cuz when i stood up, i was leaking, everything was a mess. And when i checked my diaper, i realized i had put in on inside-out, that's why it didn't absorb anything ahhahaha I hope you enjoy it n.n and if i mispelled something or made a mistake in grammar or so, let me know :3

Ok so the memes on the internet are gaining popularity and there are a few pee related memes which I came across. I will post more when I see some.

I just came across this image and I thought some of you might love this "syrup dispenser for shaved ice".

Quite literally, post any pictures that are humourous. Here's one to start.

Found this on tumblr https://talipee.tumblr.com/post/80897052298

Okay, when you are googling omorashi or female desperation, you see a link that looks great and has a bunch of good descriptions. Then you click it... And BOOM!!!! The site is completely unrelated to anything omorashi. It is just some stupid dude's dick in climax. Now, I am a heterosexual male. This is, as you could tell, a total metaphorical 'kick' in the arousal; especially since the link's label says "female pee desperation." ALSO, while we're ranting... Have you ever gone to a site where it's just a bunch of pictures of girls peeing that lead to videos. Then you click one. And instead of taking you to the video, it just takes you to another list!!! Now, I know that this site is mainly for us talking about what we like about omorashi sites, but in all honesty, WHERE ELSE are we gonna rant about the problems ((first world problems, lol)) that occur with these sites? If anyone else has faced a similar frustrating experience (with anything related to porn / omorashi) post it here. Thanks.

Here's a clip from the Scooby Doo movie. I'm not sure whether to call it furry, or golden shower, or comedic... It's just weird. Featuring the six words that ended Sarah Michelle Gellar's career: "oh god, he's peeing on me!" http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtMLTC5Y2i0U&v=tMLTC5Y2i0U&gl=US

This is something that happened to me a while back. I think it was around a year ago, but it was around my birthday and something I enjoyed doing a lot! So during that time, I decided that maybe I could go out for a run, since I do that every so often. It was in the evening so it wasn't too hot nor too cold and I enjoy taking walks or running and such in this type weather. So I went out by myself to take an evening stroll. I was wearing Batman boxers with dark, navy blue basketball shorts, and a black t-shirt (my usual walking/jogging/running/workout clothes minus the underwear mind you). :P I made sure to drink about 4 glasses of water beforehand and made sure I was at least a little desperate before going out. Since it was getting dark and not that many people were around me, I decided that evening would really be the perfect night to wet myself completely! After a few minutes of running, I was getting to the point of desperation where I knew I wasn't going to last much longer. The strain on my bladder was becoming worse! I made extra sure that no one was around, especially someone I might know. I live in a small town where it is almost impossible not to run into someone you know, but I digress. I eventually found a nice spot behind a tree. Once I got comfortable enough in the situation, I spread my legs apart, leaned my head back, relaxed, and let the wetness flow. It started off really slow. It was really warm. I let a relieving sigh out as I looked down and saw the wet patch grow and grow as my pee stream got faster and harder. I peed for about 1 1/2 minutes. The feeling of warmness running down my legs was so amazing. If I could see the puddle I left, I'm sure it was probably huge! Especially since my shorts were soaked! After I jogged for a little while longer in my wet shorts I decided it might be time to get back home. So, ended this little story as I got in my car (shorts now basically dry) and left. This was definitely one of my most favorite wettings that I've ever done. :) I really hope you guys enjoyed reading it!

Just making a thread based on sites like Summoners Code, and our own bash thread. The idea is to take text pastes from any chats you know that you find funny, and just put em in here. Even better if they're just ridiculous and out of context! For example, from a D&D campaign I'm in with some friends on here Commando: what kind of a boss fight is that? T.T no struggle T.T all it did was lick crims shield oh my god (I am crim, my original name on here was CrimsonFox)