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So I can see this going off the rails(pun intended), but thats what makes them so great! Those of us who do 'em, got tons of 'em! True Funny Drug Stories! I felt like writing something different tonight. I tried looking for something similar but I couldn't find what I was looking for; so I'll just start one! So the main inspiration for this is Comedy Central's "This Is Not Happening." I'll summerize: It's basically a bunch of comedians telling funny-ass true stories. Just type it in to YouTube and look it up. Each story is 15-20mins tops, and it only takes a couple to get the feel for it. I'll post my personal story bellow to get things started but before I do, a few requests: 1) Keep it funny; no downer stories. Only the fun side of drugs. B) No real names; Protect the "innocent." ©) Personal experiences only; you had to have actually been there, but it doesn't have to be about you. ¡) Only True Stories! (I do this full-well knowing this might get flagged, but fuck it. Let's see what happens! )

heres mine: what do you call a months worth of rain? england heh wales also has a lot of rain but less people seem to know about wales as a country smh we exist guys ANYWAYS TELL US you're BEST JOKES PEEPS B)

Hello to all omofriends! Here's a new couple's wet adventure, and again it's an unintentional and not "planned" wetting, a genuine accident for both. Here's the background: we were out shopping in the city, between one store and another we didn't have time to go to the bathroom but let's say that neither of us had time to pee in a worrying way, let's say a 5/10. With the passing of the hours the pressure increased but nothing to worry about for either of us, as far as Miriam was concerned she felt protected in any case since she had her period and was wearing a pad. Around 6pm we decided to go home and given the traffic we decided to take the train, at that moment let's say that I was 7/10 and Miriam 8/10 in terms of urgency but neither of us had any intention of going to the bathroom, a little for fun and a little because usually train bathrooms are horrible. While I was getting off the train I practically fell, missing a step, I wanted to burst out laughing but because of my pride I got angry, Miriam wanted to laugh too but seeing me angry she stifled her laughter. While we were walking Miriam was holding her hand between her legs because she had to pee a lot, and she had noticed that the pad was overflowing (because of the blood)... At a certain point I stopped, I mimed my fall and we burst out laughing a lot, almost immediately I felt a stream of pee flooding my underwear, while Miriam was squatting with one hand between her legs and while she continued to laugh a puddle formed under her and could not stop, moral: she peed all over herself and had soaked pants (with pee and menstrual blood). I, on the other hand, had quite wet underpants but my crotch was just damp, luckily we were close to home! Once we got home I helped Miriam change and had her put on a diaper since we still had to go out and I didn't want my little girl to get her pants wet again, after we went out again and when we came back in the evening I found out that Miriam had filled her diaper with pee, needless to say I loved it, in fact after I took off her diaper and before I showered her we had intense wet sex.

Hey guys! Nothing that special with this video but found it kinda funny/cute! This girl is allowing her best friend to control her day through the Sims and inevitably her friend takes advantage of the situation and keeps her away from the loo long enough to have an 'accident' They do mention her need to 'pee' throughout the video and wondering how they're gonna replicate that in real life. The 'accident' itself occurs just after the 7.20 mark! Like I said nothing special but a fun idea if nothing else! Enjoy

Came across a video from my grandparents' wedding anniversary two years ago. There were several cameras around the rented hall so various clips could be pieced together later, and this one wound up on the cutting room floor. My cousin and I were standing over some vents eating popcorn and talking when the heater kicked on. My pink dress went up showing my frilly cyan panties, and her navy blue dress went up showing her gray with pink star print panties. I kept eating my popcorn, while she dropped hers and pushed down both our dresses. So that got me wondering, anyone else have funny skirt or dress-related stories?

Not sure if this is strictly relevant to this forum, but I found this funny skit on YouTube.

There is a cute scene of a girl wetting her pants at around 1:33. I thought it would make for some good laughs.

These are a few book author 'names' that I've heard, yes, some are increadibly rude. I'm free with you using them in stories, because a new project of mine uses one of em. ENJOY! "Sticky Mist by Justin Hermouth" "Yellow stream by Ipeedaily" "Wrong choices by Andrew Cummings" "Marks on the wall by Ithrew Dug" "Different awakening by Dill Dough" "Unexpected results by Jenni Talya" "Your shovels by Phill Mcrevis" "Traversing the world Pennis Holey" "The Continents by Heywood Jabowmey" And a few I couldn't make names for... Ivan Erection Dick-Arsely Mike Oxlong Holden Mydeck Smellma Dingdong Test dicals Studly Mancanon

An idea I had when a friend and I were messing with photoshop... in this thread ask me for a face of your favorite character AND post a background picture, and I will put the two together so if you want, just post here a face and a background, or just a background, or just a face, and I will put it all together! here are some examples of MY choice: One Punch Man (because his face is the best)

I found out this video browsing a "funny" part of Youtube today: this blonde-dye girl declares she wants to break the world record for holding pee, telling that peeing is a waste of natural resources and so on. I suppose the video's purpouse is to be funny, or at least to make the girl gain some popularity, but she ends up being obnoxious (imo). However, this girl is really cute, she likes to tease showing her tounge and she's squirming all the time, so it could be worth watching. Before anyone shout out 'underage', she says she's 18 in the video. CRACKHEAD BLONDE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR HOLDING PEE.mp4 94.9 MB

Found this on tumblr https://talipee.tumblr.com/post/80897052298

Just making a thread based on sites like Summoners Code, and our own bash thread. The idea is to take text pastes from any chats you know that you find funny, and just put em in here. Even better if they're just ridiculous and out of context! For example, from a D&D campaign I'm in with some friends on here Commando: what kind of a boss fight is that? T.T no struggle T.T all it did was lick crims shield oh my god (I am crim, my original name on here was CrimsonFox)

So this video is one of those bladder control jokes videos, but this one is different. In the lady deliberately wets herself as a part of the joke. This one is quite great. Though, she is middle aged, you don't mind. wetting.mp4

I was bored today and didn't know what to do to keep myself occupied. Naturally, I did what anyone would do in this situation. I created an alternative theorem for the origin of mankind and all living species. I spent like two hours writing this and then put it on Pastebin. Click here to read my unfinished craziness: http://pastebin.com/nHXc2ZrZ I don't know what spawned this mental creation, but as far as I know, it's pretty unfinished. There are a lot of random details left out. If anyone here would like to help contribute random facts and information to the madness that is 'adduxit alienigeni', give me your ideas!

I was talking to my twin last night, Maria-Sanza (I think most of you know her on here), and she shared with my this horrifying story. I thought it would be fun to share it all with you. If you're of the squeamish type, then this isn't for you. http://chuckpalahniu...res/shorts/guts *giggles*

Here's a clip from the Scooby Doo movie. I'm not sure whether to call it furry, or golden shower, or comedic... It's just weird. Featuring the six words that ended Sarah Michelle Gellar's career: "oh god, he's peeing on me!" http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtMLTC5Y2i0U&v=tMLTC5Y2i0U&gl=US

Okay, when you are googling omorashi or female desperation, you see a link that looks great and has a bunch of good descriptions. Then you click it... And BOOM!!!! The site is completely unrelated to anything omorashi. It is just some stupid dude's dick in climax. Now, I am a heterosexual male. This is, as you could tell, a total metaphorical 'kick' in the arousal; especially since the link's label says "female pee desperation." ALSO, while we're ranting... Have you ever gone to a site where it's just a bunch of pictures of girls peeing that lead to videos. Then you click one. And instead of taking you to the video, it just takes you to another list!!! Now, I know that this site is mainly for us talking about what we like about omorashi sites, but in all honesty, WHERE ELSE are we gonna rant about the problems ((first world problems, lol)) that occur with these sites? If anyone else has faced a similar frustrating experience (with anything related to porn / omorashi) post it here. Thanks.

Saw this gem on the forum. I thought it needed to be preserved for posterity!