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  1. Rachel has to shit urgently, but the zipper on her pants is stuck. Let's hope (or not) that she manages to get them off in time.
  2. I wrote a new story last night. Originally I was going to write this story about women trying to pee on a campfire to put things out, but I thought I could write a longer story and I think I made the right decision going with this one. This was a story that I thought of several months ago and have been meaning to write for a long time, and it probably gives away the fact that in my day job outside of this fetish world, I primarily write science fiction. In fact this would be a good story to include in a collection of stories about robots I was planning to publish under my own name, except for the fact it is very explicitly a female desperation fetish story, so I guess I will just have to keep it here under my pseudonym for those things. Anyway I hope you enjoy, as it concerns a woman meeting her robot friend in a city full of robots which has a severe lack of human bathrooms seeing as robots don't go to the bathroom! And yes that is something that as a science fiction novelist and a pee fetishist I have thought about a lot, about how human relations would be impacted with robots over the fact the robots wouldn't have to use the bathroom the way humans would! Enjoy! Also in my blog at https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/5488.html Being a Robot Means Never Having to Go to the Bathroom Jill was eager to visit her friend Kate in her home city but she had to admit she was somewhat apprehensive. The reason that Jill was apprehensive was that Kate was a robot and she lived in a city that was predominantly inhabited by robots. Jill didn't have any fear or prejudice towards robots, but she was wondering how well she would fit in and whether she would be able to navigate a city where the majority of the population were nonhuman. Jill had spent time with Kate in her hometown all the time, but her hometown was mostly a human town. Sure there were robots all over the place, but Kate lived in a community that was specifically founded for robots, a city specifically designed for robots with the needs of robots in mind, not humans. She had to admit that last part was somewhat intimidating but she thought that it would be interesting to see what a city built by robots and run by robots was like. She had read a lot of stuff about robots society and culture but she had never been into a robot city in person before so she knew it would be an interesting cultural experience for her to write about in her journal later. When Jill got to the train station she made sure to use the bathroom before getting on the train like she always does. She always knew that it was hard to find a bathroom in the city sometimes when you really needed one, and that was in a human city, but she had never been to a robot city before. But she knew that human beings visited the robot city all the time so they must have to make accommodations for humans. As Jill rode the train she realized that the majority of the people on the train were humans but as they approached the city the majority of the people who remained on the train seemed to be robots. Jill felt a little bit awkward being one of the few human beings who seemed to be remaining on the train when they finally arrived at their destination. When Jill got off the train she noticed that she really needed to use the bathroom. It was a long train ride and she unfortunately was stupid enough to drink a large amount of juice on the train ride over. However she didn't want to seem like she was weak by immediately asking for a bathroom. Although Jill realized it was a normal biological function of humans, one of the things that she envied about robots was that they never had to deal with going to the bathroom. And she always secretly felt every time she used a bathroom that maybe Kate was thinking of her as an inferior form of life because she was bound to her biological urges like that. "Oh, hi Jill," Kate said as she ran over to the train station. Kate was an advanced android so she was indistinguishable from a human other than the fact that her eyes had a robotic gleam to them. In fact the majority of robots were androids, replicated to look more like humans to put humans at ease, although a couple of robots would make a political stand by trying to make themselves look as least human as possible. Kate however was mostly pretty human looking and you wouldn't know she was a robot simply by looking at her if not for the fact that she lived in a robot city. She easily passed for human. "Kate it's good to see you," Jill said as she hugged Kate. "It will be interesting to see the city where you live. I have to admit I have never been to a city where the majority of the population are robots before. It will certainly be interesting to see what it is like." "Is everything okay Jill, it looks like your mind is somewhat elsewhere," Kate said noticing that Jill was looking around. Jill didn't want to admit that she was looking around to see if a bathroom was available, so she simply smiled and shrugged her shoulders. "I'm just taking in all the new sights and sounds." What Jill would really like to be taking in the was a trip to the bathroom. However as she looked around the train station she didn't see any evidence of a bathroom for humans, or any bathroom for that matter. She figured that there had to be bathrooms for humans somewhere, even in a robot city, so she just felt confident and took it in stride that hopefully soon they would find a human bathroom. "Where do you want to go first?" Kate asked smiling. Jill wanted to shout that she really wanted to go to the bathroom, but she didn't want to seem like an ignorant human who didn't know what the hell she was doing in a robot city. She didn't want to seem unsophisticated in front of her robot friend who wasn't bothered by things such as a full bladder. "Well I guess you know your way around the city better than I do, so why don't we follow your lead," Jill said. Kate nodded. "I also have a built-in GPS." Jill had to admit it must be pretty convenient to be a robot and know where everything is instantaneously just by thinking it. That was one of the reasons why she sometimes felt stupid when she was around robots. By human standard she was above average intelligence, but all human beings were of inferior intelligence to even the most basic of robots, and Kate was far from basic, she was one of the advanced models of artificial intelligence. "So you know where everything in the city is?" Jill said. She desperately wanted to ask Kate where the nearest bathroom was but she didn't want to seem like a slave to her biological urges, so she figured that she would just keep quiet and hope that maybe she could sneak off to a bathroom when Kate wasn't looking. She always felt embarrassed about having to use the bathroom around robots, it always made her feel like she was an inferior lifeform. Kate nodded. "A robot never gets lost for a reason, unless something goes wrong with the GPS." For a moment Jill could have sworn to herself that when Kate said GPS that she lingered on the P part, but she was probably reading too much into the situation and didn't want to sound paranoid, or like the ignorant human friend of a robot looking stupid in a robot city for the first time. What Jill didn't know is that Kate had a built-in biological scanner so she could tell exactly what was going on in the bodies of biological creatures. She knew perfectly well from secretly scanning Jill and doing a voice stress analysis the Jill's bladder was filling quickly by the moment. However she knew that Jill was too proud to admit that she had to go to the bathroom, and what Jill didn't know is that Kate found it amusing to see Jill in need of a bathroom. Kate would find it very interesting to see how long Jill could stand her full bladder before she finally cracked, broke down and begged to find a bathroom. For a moment Kate felt like she might be being somewhat evil to her friend, especially seeing as her GPS was telling her that there was a human bathroom right there in the train station, even though it was in an out-of-the-way area. But it would only take them less than five minutes to go to the bathroom so that Jill could relieve herself. But if Jill wasn't going to ask then Kate certainly wasn't going to suggest it herself. Suddenly Kate had a brilliant but devious idea. "Why don't we go to the museum of robot history so that you can learn a little bit more about the founding of our city, our great city, the first city all for robots." "Sounds great," Jill said figuring that a tourist attraction, a tourist trap like that, which probably drew lots of outside visitors, human visitors, surely had to have bathrooms available for humans. They hailed a taxi which was automated and didn't need any driver. Jill thought it was great that all vehicles in the city were automated but as she sat there with her legs crossed in the back of the taxi cab she couldn't help but think about how taxi drivers, human taxi drivers, used to have to go all day without a bathroom break and would often pee in a bottle and then throw it out the window. She had heard stories like that and at the moment that was all she could think about as she felt the pressure in her bladder growing more intense by the second. Kate of course could tell just from Jill's body language and from the biological scans that she was doing that Jill was going to have to go to the bathroom very badly very soon, in fact she already had to go quite badly, but she knew that Jill was too proud to admit to needing to use the bathroom. Kate had known from previous outings together that Jill was always somewhat embarrassed about admitting her need to go to the bathroom around robots. She knew a lot of humans who were like that, something about having to go to the bathroom made humans feel inferior to robots. It is why robots could do their jobs all day long without even needing a bathroom break or a lunch break or anything else of the kind, even though the robot unions mandated that artificially intelligent robots were entitled to a break every so often even if they didn't need one biologically the way humans did. As the two of them got out of the taxi cab Kate immediately went into her GPS to try and figure out the best route of getting to the bathroom that would make sure that they wouldn't pass by any human bathrooms in the vicinity. Kate specifically planned out a route that would avoid every possibility of Jill finding a bathroom before they got to the museum. "What's the matter Jill, you seem to be walking rather slowly," Kate said finding it amusing that she knew that Jill was struggling to hold a very full bladder. "Hey sometimes humans get tired, we aren't all running on electricity and have legs made of metal," Jill said somewhat embarrassed to admit that she was already feeling exhausted and she knew that Kate would probably never feel tired, simply because she did not have any biological needs the way Jill did, such as her throbbing biological urge to finally get to a bathroom and urinate. It didn't take long for them to arrive at the museum and Kate told Jill that she knew where all the best exhibits were. In Kate's opinion those weren't actually the best exhibits, but she knew that they were the exhibits that would keep Jill furthest away from the human bathrooms, which were located in an out-of-the-way area in the back of the museum. "And these are robot suffragettes protesting for the right of robot women to vote," Kate said as Jill stood there trying as subtly as possible to cross and uncross her legs. Kate could tell from the stress in Jill's voice that her need to go to the bathroom was getting extreme at that point. "What would you like to see next to Jill? In fact I think I know the perfect exhibit." Jill wanted to shout that she really really needed to get to a bathroom but she was still hoping that she would manage to find one and be able to relieve herself without Kate noticing. However as Kate led her to the next exhibit Jill practically was ready to blow a gasket. "Robot exploration of the oceans," Jill said as they came across all sorts of images of robots going in and out of pools of water. "One of the advantages that robots had of exploring the ocean was that they could take extreme extreme pressure," the tour guide said. Kate smiled. "Yes it is definitely true that robots can take a lot of pressure. There are certain amounts of pressure that will kill a human being but they won't even bother a robot in the slightest. Don't you find these interesting differences about how robots are able to deal with a whole lot more pressure?" At that moment the pressure in Jill's bladder was becoming intolerable, and if she didn't get to a bathroom soon she would scream. "Yes human beings often snap under pressure, pressure really sucks," Jill said. Kate nodded. "Yes the pressure just keeps building and building and eventually people can even explode!" Kate was feeling bad that she was tormenting Jill like this, as she just recently had her conscience upgraded, but at the same time she couldn't deny that it was extremely hilarious seeing just how far Jill would go to avoid looking inferior in the eyes of robot society. She knew that the lack of human bathrooms in the city was truly driving her out of her mind and she was wondering how much longer Jill could take it. Her biological scan of Jill was showing that she wasn't going to last much longer and that she was probably at her bursting point almost. "Hey Kate do you think maybe I can spend some time by myself for a little while, I will catch up with you in a little bit, I think I just need to get a little bit of air, you know human beings sometimes need to catch a breather," Jill said not wanting to sound like she was stereotyping robots simply because they had no lungs. Kate nodded. "I think I understand Jill, robots don't have to breathe so sometimes we forget that that's another form of pressure that we don't have to deal with. Pressure can be an incredibly uncomfortable thing." "Yeah it can, so excuse me a second, I just have something I really want to take care of," Jill said as she started running around looking for the bathroom. Jill was really starting to wish that she hadn't drank so much juice and that she hadn't foolishly just waited in expectation that she would just happen to come across the bathroom. She underestimated the lack of human facilities that they would have in a robot city but if she didn't get to the bathroom soon she was going to go out of her mind. Kate of course knew exactly where the bathroom was and she felt like maybe she should tell Jill, but she thought it would be funnier to see Jill break down and admit that she had to go to the bathroom. Finally Kate shrugged her shoulders and decided that she would go to where her internal GPS was telling her the bathrooms were. "Even in a robot city there's always a line!" Jill said as she approached a long line outside of the ladies room. The woman in line in front of her nodded. "I've been walking around all day and this is the first bathroom I have found. I mean I get that robots don't have to go to the bathroom, those lucky bastards, but they should realize that human beings have needs and that it's very hard to navigate a city when those strong biological needs cannot be relieved in an efficient manner." Jill stood in line crossing and uncrossing her legs. She couldn't help but notice that several robots seemed to walk by the line and looked like they were smirking. Sometimes Jill had to admit she had her own biases towards robots, sometimes the very fact that they weren't as biologically limited as human beings made her feel that robots were arrogant, they felt that just because they weren't subject to whims such as a full bladder that they somehow felt that they were better than human beings. At the same time though Jill couldn't deny that it probably would be better to be a robot. Robot women never had to wait in line for the bathroom, they didn't even have to sleep or eat or do anything. But on the other hand sleeping and eating and of course sexual stuff, well that was something that human beings had the advantage of and that she wouldn't want to get rid of that. Although at the moment she really just wanted to get rid of all of the fluid that had built up in her bladder. Finally Kate arrived at the bathroom smiling as she saw Jill in line. "I knew this was where you would be," Kate said as she approached the line. "Come to make fun of the human because she has to go to the bathroom," Jill said shaking her head. "Because you never have to leak fluids out of your body every couple of hours?" Jill was ready to explode, not just in her bladder, but she was getting entirely fed up with all of robot society. She didn't want to seem like an ignorant human having a bigoted tirade, but she just couldn't take it anymore. "God dammit don't you robots ever think of human needs," Jill said. "I realize this is your city and your culture and everything like that, but you know that human beings visit in large numbers, and is it so hard to provide some more bathrooms, do you have to make bathrooms as scarce as human beings? Even if the millions of people in the city are mostly robots, you know that every day thousands of humans come to visit and work in the city, and yet you tried to deny that we have biological needs that you do not." Jill had to admit that she was feeling mighty high on her soapbox as she saw several of the human women waiting in line nodding and agreeing with her. All of the sudden Kate frowned. "I'm sorry Jill, I guess I was just jealous of you." "Wait, what, did you just say you are jealous of me?" Jill said pointing to herself. Kate nodded. "Yes I am." Jill thought that maybe all the pee was going to her brain at the moment, but she was genuinely shocked and shook her head. "What on earth does a robot have to envy of a human? You don't get sick, you're going to live basically forever, you don't have to eat or sleep or even relieve yourselves! In what way does being a robot not totally beat being a human in every sense of the word?" Kate smiled. "Because human beings are fragile, they are vulnerable, they have biological needs and urges which make their lives interesting." "Interesting," Jill said finding her exploding bladder far from interesting at the moment. "Jill I'll admit that I knew that you had to go to the bathroom today but I just wanted to see how long you would take before you finally admitted it. But now that I see you in line for that bathroom I am kind of jealous of you. I want to know what it's like to be human, what it's like to have biological needs." "Look right now I would totally love to trade places with you," Jill said. "Trust me if a robot ever wanted to do my peeing for me and if it were physically possible I would probably say yes to that. I don't mean like a form of urine slavery or anything like that, we know that robots aren't meant to be slaves or anything, it's just, I don't know I'm not even sure, I can't think right now because my bladder is about to burst!" "Actually there might be a way," Kate said as she took out a small headset. "If you put this headset on your head we can swap consciousness for a while. I will feel what you are feeling and you will feel what I am feeling." Jill scratched her head as she had never known such a thing was possible. Before she could think about it further she felt yet another spasm in her bladder. "Okay give me that headset thingy," Jill said as she put the headset on her brain and suddenly felt herself exchanging places with Kate. She was looking through Kate's robotic eyes seeing herself in line for the bathroom. Kate meanwhile was experiencing what it was like to have the sensation of a full bladder. "Oh my God this is this the most crazy and insane feeling," Kate said involuntarily crossing her legs despite the fact that she was a robot and didn't actually have any biological fluids to release. But she was experiencing what Jill was experiencing and she could see how it was driving Jill crazy at the moment. "Kate wants to urinate!" Jill watched things through Kate's eyes to suddenly realize the appeal of what it must be like to be a robot and to watch these biological entities known as humans squirming around just because they have a little bit of fluid, well maybe not a little bit, a real lot of fluid, swishing about inside of their bodies. She could see that Kate was genuinely interested in what it was like to have a sensation of needing to urinate and now she was finally getting to experience that. As Jill finally got into the bathroom, pulled down her pants and finally relieved herself, robot Kate standing outside of the bathroom had a big smile across her face as she experienced by proxy through mind linking to Jill what it felt like to be able to relieve oneself while bursting. When Jill finally came out of the bathroom she took the headset off and they were both back perceiving things from their normal states of consciousness. "Wow, you know until I have seen it through the eyes of a robot I have to admit that it is kind of interesting to watch a creature do some type of function that you have never experienced before and see it drive them crazy," Jill said. Kate smiled. "And I quite enjoyed the sensation of urination. Now I can understand why human beings seemingly behave in an irrational and illogical ways just because they have an excessive amount of fluid between their legs." "Well that's an interesting logic there Spock. Now you can kind of understand why I was going crazy all day long." Kate nodded. "Yes, you are right, even though this is a city designed for robots we have to take into account the fact that humans live here too and visit and work here every day. I think that I will petition the city to have more bathrooms built for humans, it is the most logical course of action to take. We can't exactly expect human beings to behave in a logical and rational manner when they are constantly at the mercy of the fluids inside of themselves." Jill hugged Kate. "And if that's your way of saying sorry then I accept your apology." As the day came to an end and Kate escorted Jill back to the train station she made sure to help Jill go to find the bathroom and relieve herself, but making the strange request that she wanted to experience it by proxy again. "So was this robot city everything that you expected it was," Kate said as Jill prepared to board the train. "Other than the lack of bathrooms, no actually I was kind of expecting that, in fact I should have been," Jill said as they both laughed. "Jill do you think I can ask you something?" "What's that?" "Well today you helped me experience the joy of urinating after releasing a full bladder, do think that maybe next time you are here you can show me what it's like to experience the sensation of being urinated upon?" Jill laughed as she could see that Kate was more human in her desires than she had ever thought possible. She put her arm around Kate and smiled. "That all depends on how much I drink!" The two of them had a good laugh as Kate waved goodbye to Jill who got on the train to return to home sweet home. It may not have been perfect or as logical and efficient as a robot city, but at least she knew that there would always be plenty of bathrooms!
  3. Two weeks ago I posted this good sighting I had of a woman desperate at the bookstore and how much pleasure it gave me to tell her that the bathroom was closed for cleaning and everything, and how I enjoy talking to her for an extended amount of time as she was clearly shifting around in desperation. And it seems like the universe, or increasingly these days the desperation gods, don't let me enjoy anything like that without forcing me to pay the piper and dance for others so to speak. Today I was at my job again and once again my optimism was misplaced. Recently more of the places I have gone have had the bathrooms open now that Covid seems to be in retreat, but the place where we went today and the last couple of days was unfortunately closed, so that was a big disappointment. More disappointing because I had to go to the bathroom earlier than I normally do. Luckily my desire to go to the bathroom fluctuated somewhat and went into remission for a while. While I was sitting in the van right across from where the bathrooms are, the locked bathrooms, occasionally I would see some people approach the bathroom and then walking away looking disappointed. Maybe it says that I am sort of evil seeing as even while I was desperate myself I was enjoying seeing these other women going towards the bathroom only to walk away disappointed at being unable to go to the bathroom. I guess I'm a little bit of a bitch in that if I can't go to the bathroom it's nice to see other people not getting to go to the bathroom as well! It was even nice to see one of my coworkers went to see if the bathroom was open at one point to find that it wasn't, inadvertently revealing to me the fact that she had to go, even though I could have guessed as such myself anyway. But anyway after it had been about five hours since I had gone to the bathroom and I was really starting to get to that point of major desperation, I noticed that there was sort of this really heavyset woman who was sort of going back and forth to the bathroom. Like every couple of minutes she would walk away and then she would come back and she would look really aggravated over the fact that the bathrooms were locked. I have to admit knowing that she had to go to the bathroom and seeing that she looked uncomfortable, well what can I say, maybe I'm a bitch but I was totally enjoying every minute of it! I even thought maybe I should go and tell her that the bathroom is locked and everything like that, but when my own bladder is full like that I really don't want to engage people in conversation, especially because even when my bladder is empty I tend to be shy and socially awkward. Anyway after watching her getting increasingly desperate for a while I see this man with a boy and a girl come by where it looks like the little girl is hopping up and down like she has to go to the bathroom. They join up with the woman that I had been watching for probably a half hour looking annoyed outside the bathroom. And then eventually I get kind of socially awkward and nervous because I see them walking over towards me in the van because they clearly spotted me over there. They are sort of waving to me so I get out of the van, which again with my full bladder is not really preferable, seeing as motion is not your friend, or at least it's not my friend when I really have to pee like that! But I could see that they were coming over to talk to me, so I walked over to them and say hi and all this other stuff. Then the woman that I had been watching for a half hour, and I don't know if she knew that I was watching her, she basically asks me is there another bathroom around here because both she and her daughter really could use the bathroom. The man and the boy with her were her husband and son, and when they realized that the men's room was not open they just went and relieved themselves in the forest. Now hearing that immediately was just like a blow to my bladder, because that again is my personal pet peeve, situations where the guys can relieve themselves but the ladies have to keep holding. And you can see that both the father and the son looked like they were pretty content and comfortable, really loose, casual and unconcerned, and why wouldn't they, their bladders were empty! The woman and her daughter on the other hand you could see were clearly uncomfortable. The little girl was sort of hopping up and down complaining that she really had to pee. And the mother said that she had been out in the park for hours now and she hadn't seen any sign of the bathroom other than the one that was locked. She eventually went to look for the bathroom herself but found it to be locked. Her husband and son who just relieved themselves out in the forest eventually came looking for her along with the daughter, who also needed a bathroom now, and they finally met up with her only to realize that it seems like the park bathroom was closed. Given that it was especially warm day for this time of year and a really nice warm and sunny day, lots of people had been coming to the park, so she found it unusual that they didn't open the park bathrooms, but figured that because of Covid a lot of these places were still closed down. She said that she just noticed that I had been in that van for a while and she thought that I might know where there was another bathroom. So eventually I told her believe me if I knew where there was another bathroom I would be using it myself! Next she asked the inevitable question how long I had been out there in that van and I eventually said that I had been out there for about 5 1/2 hours. Then she asked had I not used the bathroom and that entire time and I eventually said no I haven't, and she was clearly like wow, really. So yeah she was clearly impressed by that, but here's the thing, and again I'm not good at reading social cues, so maybe I am reading a lot into it, but the way she said that it was almost like it looked like she had sort of like a little bit of a smile on her face. I don't know if it was maybe because I was staring at her earlier while she was waiting outside the bathroom, but I got the distinct feeling that when she heard I hadn't been to the bathroom in 5 1/2 hour she was thinking that that was really interesting, like I mean interesting in a way that I think, maybe she is sort of into seeing other people desperate interesting. So then we got around to talking for a little while and I told her about how often at these places the bathrooms have been locked due to Covid, and she said that she has encountered that problem in some places, but thought that it must really suck to be in that situation regularly. But the thing is, again as I was telling her about all of this, I couldn't help but look at her face and she looked like she was glowing, like every time I was telling her about all the situations about where I had to hold it all day and everything like that she is sort of saying yeah that sucks and stuff like that, but I keep getting the distinct impression that she is finding it really amusing in some way. And as we are talking though I can't help but find it rather comical the situation where you can see that her husband and son looked really relaxed and they are occasionally laughing and everything like that, and yet me, this woman and her daughter are clearly all sort of shifting around impatiently. So I feel like that that is like a total portrait of women seeking bathrooms in the age of Covid or just women needing bathrooms outdoors in general. You basically have these two men who are standing there looking casual and comfortable and laughing, and then you have these three women who are standing there and clearly looking uncomfortable and shifting around. I don't know but something just about that whole image I thought just encapsulates everything about the differences between the sexes when it comes to bathrooms. Again maybe I'm reading too much into it because of my own fixation on bathrooms and sex differences in regards to them, but I just couldn't help but find it comical that you see these three women standing there and basically doing the potty dance while the men are just standing there clearly finding it rather funny but completely comfortable themselves and everything like that and seemingly largely indifferent to the fact that the women around them are obviously uncomfortable and really want to use the bathroom. Eventually the woman's daughter keeps complaining about how she has to go to the bathroom and she figures that she had better get going and find a bathroom soon and everything like that. She asked me how long until I will be leaving and I say that probably optimistically about another hour hopefully I will be back to a bathroom, and once again I can't help but think that she seemed like she was amused by that. Again I'm bad at reading social cues, but I couldn't help but get the distinct feeling that she was amused by the fact that she was thinking that I am not going to get to go to the bathroom for another hour! And then as I see the woman and her family walking away going off to go to find a bathroom all I can do was stand there and feel an insane sense of frustration. I almost felt like screaming take me with you! But yeah I watched them sort of walking off to go over to their car and leaving to go find bathrooms while I was basically stuck there for another hour standing there with my legs crossed waiting for relief. And the funny thing was that some of my coworkers came over and asked who I was talking to and I just said that that woman was looking for the bathrooms, but I told her that they were locked and they decided to leave and everything like that. And again maybe I am reading too much into the situation, but I couldn't help but notice that my male coworkers seemed like they were also amused by that situation almost sort of like oh yeah, right the bathrooms are locked, like it doesn't even affect them or phase them. My female coworkers didn't say anything but I could tell just by looking at them we sort of exchanged a glance that is like are you freaking serious, are you freaking kidding me! So I knew that they were probably thinking good God I would love to use the bathroom right now just as much as I was. We ended up leaving not long after that and then it was a typical ride back to base and then the typical storming to the bathroom where my other coworkers managed to beat me to the bathroom because they are in the front of the van, but the entire time I was just thinking, I wonder what happened with that woman and her daughter? But again I just felt like this whole situation just perfectly encapsulated the difference between men and women seeking a toilet outdoors, especially under Covid. You basically have these situations where the women are all sort of exchanging glances like, we need a bathroom, but the men who had managed to relieve themselves are just sort of like casual about it. So once again, a total world of difference. And yet I thought it also made an interesting point that even though the men were the ones who were casual about it and sort of joking about it, regarding the whole situation as maybe little more than amusing, I also couldn't help but notice that the woman that I encountered in the situation seemed like, much like I did, like she was taking pleasure in the fact that another woman wasn't getting to go to the bathroom. So again while the men were the ones getting to go when we were all sort of in the same boat, I feel like we were still more competitors than we were in solidarity. Even when all three of the women in that situation needed to use the bathroom I couldn't help but the woman and the daughter felt like maybe they were having a victory because, sure we didn't get to go to the bathroom as easily as the husband and the son, but hey at least were still getting to go to the bathroom before that bitch in the parking lot! So in the end maybe when even though men are the ones who get to go to the bathroom while we do not, I feel like women don't do each other any favors when it comes to helping each other gain relief. I think that to some degree lots of women find it amusing when other women are stuck in the same situation as them or a situation like that, and having been in these situations myself I can honestly say that I was enjoying seeing that other woman not getting to go to the bathroom as much as I think she was glad that she was going to get to go before I did, knowing that I would be stuck there another hour. Once again I'm probably overanalyzing this, but I thought it was interesting to share with everyone and I was wondering what anyone else's thoughts are on this whole situation?
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    WOW! I drank SO much water and had been holding in my pee for hours! I had been squirming around for about 2 hours trying my best to hold it in. I got into my car and starting shaking in my seat and moaning uncontrollably! In less than 3 minutes of dancing around and being desperate, I finally sped into a parking lot and allowed myself to go through my tight jeans and panties!
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    As requested... Dirty College Girl couldn't hold her morning pee! Woke up this morning and got ready for class. Decided I would try to hold it as long as I could even though I was already squirming!! Tried to keep my legs crossed so I wouldn't wet myself. Did pretty good for a minute or so and then I started leaking... grabbed myself to keep it from coming out. Danced around a little bit more and then I completed soaked myself and left a huge puddle on the floor. I couldn't just leave the puddle so I mopped it up with my skirt and panties. Now headed to class. I doubt anyone will notice... Right?!
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  6. This was just sort of a more mundane more down to earth type of story compared to a lot of my recent ones which involved science fiction or fantasy aspects. This is more of a mundane sort of story about just a woman who has to stay at her post guarding the bags of her and her friend while her friend gets train tickets and she just gets stuck waiting for the bathroom by herself. I guess it also sort of reflects the fact that it sort of like the frustration of not being able to leave your post to relieve yourself which is kind of the situation I am in right now unfortunately. Anyway I hope you enjoy! Also in my blog at https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/6621.html The Lady, the Lobby and the Ladies Room Jill and Leah got off the train carrying all of their luggage with them until they got into the lobby of the train station which they noticed was especially crowded given that it was rush hour, which made them wish that they had bought their tickets in advance instead of waiting to buy them when they arrived at the train station. "I can't believe how long we were on that train," Jill said as the two of them sat down a minute and put down their heavy bags. "When do we have to catch the next train?" Leah looked at her watch. "We have about a half hour to go until the train arrives and I still have to go and get our tickets and it looks like there is going to be a really long line and everything. I had better go if we are going to catch this train, you just stay here with the luggage and don't let it out of your sight as we have lots of valuable things in there and we would get in a lot of trouble if we ended up losing them." "Well you can count on me," Jill said as Leah started bolting off but she wanted to shout a minute that before that she would have really liked to use the bathroom. She hadn't realized that she had been on the train for so long and that she had drank a little too much. Why didn't trains ever have bathrooms these days? As Jill stood there with the luggage she was hoping that Leah would be back soon, as how long could it possibly take just to buy a couple of train tickets? "I really wish that I had gone to the bathroom before she bolted off like that," Jill said as she crossed her legs and looked at the ladies room as she noticed a line was starting to develop in front of it. The line looked like it was moving reasonably quickly but she knew that she couldn't leave the bags there where anyone could steal them. "Well I'm sure she'll be back in just a couple of minutes," Jill said reassuring herself that her wait hopefully wouldn't be that long. Jill started leaning against the wall as she stood there with the luggage watching as people came and went into the men's room and the ladies room, with the men's room practically having a revolving door. For a moment Jill was tempted to run quickly into the men's room, but she knew that she couldn't leave the luggage out there even for a second, because it only took a second for somebody to run off with it and steal everything leaving them in a major bind. Jill checked her watch and she realized it had now been about five minutes and she still didn't see any sign of Leah but her bladder didn't feel any less full than it did a few minutes before. In fact now she was positively bursting. She hadn't realized until she stood up after sitting on the train all that time just how badly she had to go to the bathroom. "Come on hurry up," Jill said as she danced in place, not wanting to be really obvious about the fact that she had to pee but now she could barely ignore it for a single moment. She probably hadn't gone in about four hours and now her bladder was incredibly full. Jill thought that she would just try to put it out of her mind and not think about it until Leah got back and gave her the opportunity to go to the bathroom. She stood there pacing from foot to foot trying to take her mind off of her bladder but there wasn't much going on in the lobby that was helping with that. Seeing men and women going in and out of the bathroom certainly wasn't making it any easier the fact that she couldn't leave her post. Jill continued to check her watch every few seconds and now she realized it had already been 10 minutes and Leah still wasn't back with the train tickets. "Why does it take so long just to buy some damn train tickets!" Jill said as she crossed and uncrossed her legs. Now she was getting positively frantic. She didn't realize until just that moment just how badly she had to go, she could barely think about anything else. She would have given anything just to have a distraction, any trivial thing that could take her mind off of the exploding fullness of her bladder, but as she looked around she didn't see any signs of anything that would help to distract her from her imminent bladder emergency. That was when she saw a little girl at the water fountain getting a drink. The sound of the water dripping from the fountain was driving Jill even more frantic and she wanted to shout at that girl to please turn off the fountain, but she didn't want to seem like a raving lunatic in public, so she just continued trying her best not to think about it. But why was that water so loud? It was one of those metal water fountains where the arc of the water came up really high and then sort of made a pitter patter noise on the metal below when she could hear it loudly from across the room. Finally the girl was done getting her drink but it seemed like she had gotten the water fountain stuck such that it continued sputtering water after she left. "No, come on," Jill said as she once again crossed and uncrossed her legs. She felt like running over there and trying to turn off the water fountain but she knew that she couldn't leave the bags for even a moment. She thought maybe she could drag the bags over there, but there were too many for her to bring all of them over at once. There were so many bags that he needed two people to carry them all at once, and she knew that Leah would kill her if she left her bags unguarded like that. To add insult to injury Jill saw the little girl was skipping off merrily to the ladies room and she so wanted to follow her. She also realized that watching the water fountain was making her thirsty but she didn't want to drink anymore because she already had to pee extremely bad and she didn't want to make the situation worse, not that it could be much worse, she thought to herself as she shifted in place and started patting her knees with her hands in nervous agitation. "Mommy mommy I have to pee," a little boy said as he dragged his mom along by the hand. "Yes yes we all have to go to the bathroom," the woman said sort of walking funny like she was desperate as well. "Use the little boys room but hurry up because mommy also has to go to the bathroom!" The boy ran off into the men's room as the mother stood over right next to Jill also with her legs crossed. "Boys, they always get priority when it comes to relieving themselves," the mother said rolling her eyes. "I would use the ladies room right now but I want to make sure he comes out safely and then make sure he accompanies me to the ladies room. I just didn't want to have him wait on the line for the ladies room because it seems like he was in an emergency and I wouldn't want him to have an accident." "Tell me about it," Jill said as she stood there with her legs crossed looking to the woman next to her and they both sort of nodded in acknowledgment of the fact that it always seemed to be a woman's lot in life to have to wait just to gain relief. "Are you waiting for your child as well?" Jill shook her head. "No I am watching the bags here for my friend as she goes and gets our train tickets. I just really really wish I had used the bathroom before that because I have to go really really bad." The two women nodded and stood there with their legs crossed and soon they both started whistling to themselves. Jill crossed and uncrossed her legs as the other woman did likewise and they couldn't help but smile and laugh about that, although it wasn't totally funny because Jill could feel her bladder aching. "It seems your son is taking an awfully long time to relieve himself," Jill said tapping her foot impatiently. "He doesn't seem to understand that mommy is waiting and that mommy really needs to go as well," the woman said as she sort of swayed in place. "Yeah that's the way all guys seem to be, even at that age, they are totally inconsiderate to the fact that we have to go to the bathroom too, and that we can't just wait and wait and wait forever," Jill said as she laughed nervously as the other woman did likewise. Jill could tell from the look on her face that she was going out of her mind as much as she was, but she thought it was kind of nice, there was that moment of solidarity, that moment of understanding between two women at their mutual discomfort that they both had to endure equally, that they were both stuck in the same lousy situation with no escape. "Yeah it seems like we never get to go to the bathroom," the other woman said as the boy came out of the bathroom. "Hi mommy I'm out of the bathroom –" the boy said as he approached as the woman grabbed him by the hand. "Come on let's go, mommy has to pee!" the woman said as she grabbed her boy's hand and started running towards the ladies room like she was running a marathon with ants in her pants and a rocket up her ass or something. The woman got on line for the ladies room with her son and looked over in Jill's direction and shrugged her shoulders like, there's a line as usual, so Jill just nodded and shrugged her shoulders back, still kind of annoyed that the fact that the woman was actually at least in line for the bathroom, as she looked at her watch to realize that she had less than 10 minutes left and that Leah still wasn't back yet. Watching the other women getting in line for and eventually using the ladies room was like being a starving person and having to watch other people eat while you were trying to diet. It was in excruciating scene to have to watch and to have to witness in that desperate state that she was in. Now Jill couldn't help but pace back and forth in front of the luggage looking frantically at the ladies room and seeing that the mother had disappeared into the inside of the ladies room already so as long as it wasn't too crowded inside her relief was likely imminent,. "Maybe if I just walked away for one second or just ran into the men's room or something like that," Jill said before she realized there was a security guard or a police officer or something like that standing outside the men's room and realized that that wasn't an option. She thought about asking the police officer to guard her things but how did she know she could trust him either? Jill continued dancing in place, the sound of that water fountain driving her completely out of her mind. She felt like walking away just for a second to run and turn off the water fountain but she knew that she couldn't abandon her post. She started to wonder if those British guards ever experienced something like this, where they had to stand there in place even when their bladders were about to explode for however long that happens to be for. Finally that woman and her boy came out of the ladies room with her with a big smile on her face. "Find everything okay," Jill said gritting her teeth and trying not to sound sarcastic and annoyed at the fact that she got to go to the bathroom. "Everything better now?" "Oh my God yes," the mother said with a big smile that Jill felt almost like looked like it those though she were cocky or something, like she was sort of flaunting the fact that she got to go to the bathroom. "I didn't realize how badly I had to go, you ever been in that situation where you didn't think you had to go that bad and then as soon as you stand up it's like, whoa I really should have gotten to a bathroom way sooner!" Jill wanted to bite the inside of her cheek but she just smiled and nodded politely. "Yes I think I can kind of relate to that feeling." The woman smiled and nodded at Jill as Jill nodded and smiled back. There was an awkward silence as the two of them stood there, both of them not knowing exactly what to say. Jill knew that the woman knew that she had to go to the bathroom, and likewise she knew that the woman knew that she didn't get to go to the bathroom. Jill likewise knew that that woman got to go to the bathroom and that she was feeling a lot more comfortable right now. They both knew the score but neither of them were going to say it. "Wow it seems like your friend has been gone for quite a while," the mother said sort of laughing nervously but also sort of smirking. "Yes she has," Jill said trying not to raise her voice too loudly when all of the sudden she saw Leah running towards her. "Oh my God where were you, what took you so long?!" Jill practically wanted to slap her. "Sorry there was a long line to get our train tickets and everything like that, also I had to stop to use the bathroom, which luckily was over by where the train tickets were there wasn't much of a line. I didn't realize just how badly I had to go, but wow did I have to go! You know that feeling after you have been sitting for a long time and then you get up and suddenly it's like, whoa I really have to go?" "Speaking of which now that you are here," Jill said as she started walking towards the ladies room. "Where are you going Jill ,we have to catch the train, we have to basically make a run for it," Leah said with a laugh. "But I really –" Jill said pointing to the ladies room practically in tears as Leah shook her head indicating that that wasn't a possibility, and she could see that the mother and her boy were standing there next to Leah sort of nodding in agreement, which although she probably wasn't intending it specifically like that Jill couldn't help but thought came across as rather cocky. Jill and Leah picked up their luggage and started making a run for the train as the mother and her child went along with them. Jill couldn't help but hop from foot to foot as she stood there with the luggage and she couldn't help but notice that the mother and her child and Leah all looked a whole lot more relaxed. Luckily they managed to get on the train in time and threw their luggage on board and took their seats. As Jill sat there with her legs crossed between Leah and the mother from the train station, both sitting down and looking really relaxed, she couldn't help but look back and forth between them and feel that she was caught in a really tight place. She was sitting between them, she knew that they both got to go to the bathroom, they knew that they got to go to the bathroom, and Jill knew that they both probably knew that if they mentioned anything about it she would probably scream as she was giving them the stare down that said don't say a word. Finally the woman's son who was sitting across from them sort of sat down looking really uncomfortable staring directly at Jill before scratching his head. "Is something the matter Jeremy?" the boy's mother asked. Jill was trying to sit still as she could tell that the boy was staring directly at her and that was making her feel really awkward, as she knew that they had a good 45 minutes until they reached their next destination, and she was just hoping desperately that her bladder would hold out that long. "You know I really have to pee still," the boy said. Jill took a deep breath because it was all she could do not to let out a scream and shout shut up at the top of her lungs, so she simply crossed her legs tightly, gave the boy an ugly stare and looked at her watch and whimpered and pouted. That was the last time she ever watched anyone's luggage she thought to herself, unless that luggage had a toilet inside!
  7. This story I actually ended up writing because I was sending extensive emails to my friend Dennis in Belgium and we were talking about how in Europe he was saying how that there is sort of a medieval design to the city where there isn't as much room to include new bathrooms, and a lot of the bathrooms that were included were sort of out-of-the-way or and inconvenient areas, and that a lot of places the bathrooms were really claustrophobic and you might have to push her way through people to get in for a bathroom. I had experienced this before and I have to say getting pushed through large crowds of people just to get into the bathroom is annoying, but it made me think of one time when this big fat woman sort of pushed her way through the bathroom line and that ultimately ended up inspiring this story. Originally I was thinking of writing one of the other ones on my list, but then I decided I would write this one while the inspiration struck me directly based on my conversations that I was having in emails. I basically finished the emails and said you know what, I'll make this into a story including the character names and everything. Also in my blog at https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/6383.html Pushing Your Way to the Bathrooms in the Back Jill was glad that they managed to get a spot up front where they could see the show really good and clear but she had to admit that it was so packed and the fact that they all had to stand up pressed together shoulder to shoulder was making her extremely claustrophobic. The bigger problem however was that after standing for several hours Jill was finding that standing up was making her really pack back the liquids to avoid getting dehydrated from the exhaustion of standing, and she soon started to realize that she really needed the bathroom pretty bad. "Where is the bathroom around here?" Jill finally asked. "The bathroom is really way towards the back, so it's not really all that convenient," Dennis said as he stood on tip toes and pointed way in the back of the place. "Do you think maybe you can just hold it a little while longer?" Jill shifted from leg to leg. "You see the thing is I have been already holding it for several hours and I really really have to go! Do you think that maybe we could go find the bathroom now?" Dennis had to admit that he had to go to the bathroom as well, but the place was so packed that getting to the back of the room where the bathrooms were would be an ordeal. He hadn't considered this when they decided that they would get up front so that they could see the show best. "You know Jill I think that the show is going to be over soon, so we should probably just wait until the end," Dennis said as Jill sort of frowned and danced in place. Dennis had to admit that his own need to go to the bathroom was growing by the moment, so he could understand why Jill was getting extremely anxious. At the same time he found it entertaining to see her shifting from foot to foot, as it seemed like she had to go to the bathroom even more than he did because she couldn't stop drinking the entire time since they arrived. "Oh my God when are we finally going to get to a bathroom," Lisa said as she began dancing in place. "I know right?" Jill said as the two of them looked at Dennis who simply shrugged his shoulders. "I'm sorry I simply cannot wait any longer," Lisa said as she began to push her way through the crowd. "Wait for me," Jill said but found it kind of hard to push through the crowd as there were just too many people. She wasn't quite as pushy as Lisa who was already pushing her way through the crowd of people like she were swimming across a hostile ocean or fighting against the tide. "It looks like Lisa is a little bit more pushy about getting to the bathroom," Dennis said as he watched her shove her way through the crowd. Jill shook her head. "I don't like having to brush past so many people just to get to the bathroom. Are you sure that this thing is going to be over soon?" Dennis looked at his watch. "I would say that within the next half hour we should definitely be out of here, or the show will be over at least." "A half hour?" Jill said shifting in place and looking at her watch. "A half hour is a long time when you have to go to the bathroom." "Hey I have to go too, so I know where you are coming from," Dennis said as he laughed but Jill wasn't laughing along with him. Jill was already thinking that there might be a long bathroom line by the time she managed to fight her way to the back where the bathrooms were, where as he probably would not have a very long line, if any. "This is why I suddenly remembered why I don't like crowded places," Jill said. She enjoyed the fact that they got a good view to the show, even though it meant standing up in the front, which was making her tired, but now she was tired because her bladder was also full. "Thank you everybody for attending this event and I hope that you all enjoyed yourself," the head of the band said as the show ended. "Finally!" Jill said as she prepared to bolt to the back where the bathrooms were only to see that there was a huge crowd of people blocking her way. "Excuse me, coming through," Jill said as she tried to press past a bunch of people but found that she could barely move. "I think you're going to have to be a little bit more aggressive if you want to get through this crowd Jill," Dennis said wondering about whether he should yell fire until realizing that that would probably just make everything worse and was probably illegal. Dennis began pushing his way through the crowds and Jill started following shortly afterwards. One woman she bumped into hit her elbow right into Jill's stomach and bladder area. "Sorry," the woman said as she laughed. "Be careful!" Jill said not needing to get hit in the bladder like that. One thing that Jill hated other than having to pee in a public situation, was having to pee in a public situation while having to press past a bunch of people who were a lot more pushy than she was. Jill tried to look over the heads of the people that she was pushing through and she could see the Dennis had already almost halfway made his way towards the back of the room. "Excuse me, girl with a full bladder coming through here," Jill said trying as politely as possible to push through the crowd but finding that she was getting a lot more pushback than she had wanted. For a moment she thought that maybe she should yell fire, but then she figured that would clear the whole place out and she would be in a lot of trouble and wouldn't get to use the bathroom besides. Finally Jill had managed to push her way towards the back of the club until she began looking for the bathrooms. As she was pressed up against the wall with a bunch of other women she thought that maybe she would ask them. "You know where the bathroom is?" Jill asked. "I think that we are somewhere near it and perhaps already in line for it," an obese blonde woman said as she sort of pushed Jill aside and started surging ahead of her. That's when she could see that the woman was surging towards the bathroom rather rapidly and seemingly trying to deflect all of the women that were in her path. "I wish I were the size of a rhinoceros right now, then I could just push past everyone like that too," Jill said shaking her head and trying to make her way towards the bathroom line but finding that other women were blocking her path. "Excuse me, I really need to get to the bathroom!" Jill gradually found her way into a large group of women who were just sort of crushed together outside of the bathroom and it wasn't quite obvious where the line actually began, as it was just a whole bunch of women who were sort of pressed together in one location rather than organized into an orderly line. "Is this the bathroom line?" Jill asked a woman pressed up against the wall next to her. "I don't think we have quite entered the line yet, I don't think there will be a line until we managed to get our way to the door," the woman said as Jill tried looking over the heads of the women blocking her way to the bathroom door. It was true that there was no clear line, just a whole bunch of women who were all crowded together in one area outside of the bathroom area, and it seemed like as they approached the door they slowly got into the line. Jill tried to push her way through the crowd of women but they were all blocking her path, so she figured that she would probably have to wait for this large mass of women to just eventually organize themselves in a more coherent fashion, but her patience was wearing thin as the pressure in her bladder was growing more intense. Jill tried making her way towards the bathroom door but a couple of other women pushed her up against the wall and she found that she couldn't exactly push through them and move, so now she was stuck in sort of a quandary. She couldn't exactly get to the bathroom, but she couldn't exactly leave the crowd even if she wanted to as she was now pressed up against the wall. Eventually the crowd dispersed a little bit and a more orderly line filled out, but there were so many women just pressed up against the wall that it wasn't very clear where everyone was in line, and a couple of women seemed to be pushing their way towards the front and pushing Jill towards the back. "Oh my God people are so rude," Jill said as she once again found herself pressed up against the wall. She generally figured that the women pressed up against the wall were sort of snaking towards the door to the bathroom, so she figured that she would just stay put, especially seeing as the crowd was blocking her view of anywhere else in the club. She couldn't remember the last time she saw so many people packed together like sardines. "Hey Jill are you in here over here," Dennis said as he pushed his way through a crowd of women until he found Jill pressed up against the wall. "How are we supposed even get into the bathroom with it so packed with people," Jill said. Dennis shook his head. "Somehow I managed to push my way through to the bathroom and luckily it wasn't too crowded inside. Have you seen Lisa?" Jill shook her head. "She disappeared like a half hour ago, a good half hour before the show was even over, she was pushier than we were, and for that I envy her!" Jill finally managed to push her way inside of the hallway leading into the bathroom, which was just a long hallway where people could wait in line, but it was a very narrow hallway leading into the interior of the bathroom, so that as you were waiting in that line you were basically pressed up against the wall as other women sort of pushed their way by you with barely enough space for two people to occupy the same hallway. "Excuse me, coming through," a woman said as she pushed her way past Jill. There was something especially frustrating and aggravating about the fact that you had to move out of the way as women who had already gotten to go to the bathroom pushed their way past you. Jill was especially annoyed as she saw a little girl go skipping past merrily sticking out her tongue at all of the women in line. What was she even doing at a show like this?! What type of irresponsible person brings a young child like that to a concert at a club like this? "Becky get your little ass back here," another big fat woman said as she chugged down a drink and pushed her way down the long line of women crushing them up against the wall and jostling Jill's bladder in the process. "Well that answers that question," Jill said as she shrugged her shoulders and continued watching woman after woman pushing their way past on their way out of the bathroom. However that was when Jill noticed someone that she recognized pushing her way down the hallway. "Lisa," Jill said as Lisa started pushing her way past Jill. Now they were eye to eye basically crushed together in the hallway with their breasts sort of brushing past one another. "It's pretty crowded in here isn't it," Lisa said with a laugh looking very relieved and relaxed. "Don't tell me it's as crowded inside as it is on the outside," Jill said as she frowned. "It's worse, I'll let Dennis know where you are though," Lisa said as she sort of continued pushing her way past. As Jill watched Lisa's ass as it receded into the distance as she walked down the hallway, she couldn't help but wish that she had been more pushy like she was, because then she would have been getting out of the bathroom by now instead of still looking down a long hallway full of women looking anxious and waiting for the bathroom. "Lisa, you finally got out, where was Jill, did you see her in there?" Dennis said as Lisa came out of the bathroom. Lisa nodded. "So how does it look?" Dennis asked. Lisa crossed her legs over one another and started making bending notions and frowning before she burst out laughing. "Okay so I guess we won't be seeing Jill anytime soon," Dennis said laughing and rolling his eyes. As Jill continued to watch woman after woman skipping down the hallway past her, or pushing their way through the very narrow hallway and pressing her up against the wall, her frustration began growing. But finally after what seemed like hours but was probably closer to 40 minutes she was finally almost into the bathroom itself instead of out of the labyrinth that was the hallway leading into the bathroom. She was only a few women from getting into the bathroom itself, even though the bathroom itself looked packed in every direction with several women lining up in front of individual stalls instead of everyone waiting for a stall to open, just so that they could fit more people into the bathroom at once. "Oh my God this has to be the most inefficient bathroom set up I have ever witnessed," Jill said shaking her head, and she had seen a whole lot of bathroom setups, she had practically memorized every single one in the city. As Jill was almost into the bathroom itself that was when she saw a familiar face, it was the big blonde rhinoceros who was pushing her way to get out of the bathroom, but as she tried to get back into the hallway she sort of stopped in her tracks. "I can't fit," the morbidly obese blonde woman said as she tried to get into the hallway but found that she couldn't fit in the hallway with other women on the other side of the hallway. "You managed to fit getting into the bathroom," Jill said with more than a little bit of snarky tone in her voice. The woman shook her head." When I came into the bathroom I was waiting in a single line where I was the only one taking up room in the hall, but now I don't think that I can fit past all of the women in line to get out of the bathroom." Jill wanted to tell the woman that maybe if she lost weight she could actually fit through a hallway, but she didn't want to antagonize this woman who finally got to go to the bathroom, where as her bladder was still very full. "Well are you going to move," the woman finally said standing there with her hands on her massive hips and tapping her foot impatiently. "What do you mean move? I am waiting in line for the bathroom." Jill shook her head. The giant of a woman shook her head. "Look for me to get out of the bathroom I think that everyone else in line is going to have to clear a path for me so that I can get down this hallway, because otherwise I think I'm going to crush everybody on the way out." "What are you freaking serious?" Jill said staring at the woman clearly annoyed, but the woman stared back at her and didn't seem like she was going to move on this issue. "Come on I've got people waiting for me outside and they're going to wonder what happened to me," the big fat woman said. Jill wanted to say that if they had any logic in their brains they probably would have suspected that she got stuck in the stall because she was too fat. Apparently she was somehow skinny enough to fit into the stall, though Jill didn't know how she managed that either, as this woman seemed like she would need something the size of an elephant cage to relieve herself in. The big fat woman eventually started pushing her way through when Jill and the other woman started walking back in the line walking down the hallway as this woman pushed everybody back until they were all pushed out of the bathroom. "Jill, you finally got out of the bathroom!" Lisa shouted as she laughed. "I didn't think we would be seeing you anytime in the next half hour." "I didn't get to go to the bathroom yet, we all had to move because there was an elephant in the bathroom, or one of those giants from Easter Island," Jill said getting annoyed. "Are you making fun of my weight," the blonde woman said, Jill not realizing that she was still there. "Look I used to be fat myself, so I'm normally not one to make fun of someone's weight, but if you can't fit down a hallway by yourself I think that there is something of a problem, and now you had to push all of us out of the bathroom just so that you could make your way out of the bathroom, well I think that's kind of rude," Jill said as she began arguing with this woman. "I have a glandular issue, it's not my fault, I think it's rude to make fun of people's weight," the woman said as Jill suddenly noticed that all of the women that had been pushed out of the bathroom were getting back in line and piling into the hallway ahead of her. "Well if you excuse me some of us still have business to attend to," Jill said as the big fat woman sort of blocked her path to get back in line. "Excuse me do you think you can move?" "I don't know, maybe I am too big to move, maybe I have my own gravitational force and that you won't be able to walk past me without being drawn into my orbit," the blonde woman said. Dennis looked at his watch. "I don't mean to interrupt to this but I don't think we have time for you to wait in the back of the line Jill, we really do have to catch our bus." The blonde woman smiled. "Actually I have a bus that I need to catch as well." "I can't believe this!" Jill shouted as the blonde woman snorted and started walking off arrogantly, her big fat ass waddling up and down as she did so. "Come on Jill, we will get on the bus and we will find a bathroom sooner than we would if we had to wait here," Lisa said as Dennis nodded. Jill stomped her foot down. "God dammit, I just hope I never see that elephant woman ever again." Lisa, Dennis and Jill piled onto the bus, but unfortunately the bus was also packed to the brim with people, and Jill found herself being crushed up against the wall by an all-too-familiar gigantic ass. "Small world isn't it," the big fat blonde woman said as she was pressed right up against Jill, her elbow digging into Jill's bladder. Jill wanted to say something snarky, wanted to say that the world would be a lot smaller without her added weight to it, but as she felt herself being pressed against the back of the bus, this woman's fat body crushing into her bladder, she knew that it was best not to antagonize the literal elephant in the room, because they had a long ride ahead of them and she knew that, now that she was with this woman again, that it would be a whole lot longer.
  8. Last night I wrote a new St. Patrick's Day desperation story. Originally I was thinking I was going to write a story about somebody getting desperate drinking on St. Patrick's Day ,but I already put that in one of my other St. Patrick's Day story that I wrote back in March 2018 in my old blog at https://desperatejill.livejournal.com/2018/03/17/ so I figured it would be redundant to write another St. Patrick's Day story, until I suddenly off the top of my head thought of a unique idea about how you don't really see many female leprechauns, and that made me think, naturally, being me, what would female leprechauns do in regards to the bathroom?! The story pretty much generated itself from there. Enjoy! Also in my blog at https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/5281.html Lucy the Cross Legged Leprechaun Jill was walking through the forest one day and she came across a small looking woman dressed all in green. "Hello what are you doing out here in the middle of the forest," Jill said. "My name is Jill." "I'm Lucy," the woman said as she shook Jill's hand. "And I'm a leprechaun." "A leprechaun, I've never even seen a leprechaun before, let alone a lady leprechaun. In fact I didn't even know that they had lady leprechauns." "But where do you think that baby leprechauns come from?" "I have never actually thought about that, I have never even seen a baby leprechaun. In fact every time I've ever seen a leprechaun depicted it has been a little bearded guy." Lucy nodded. "You know that's a good point, there really aren't that many female leprechauns." "So how do leprechauns reproduce?" Lucy smiled. "Believe me you would find it extremely nasty if I told you, let's just say we have our ways. Anyway would you like to come back to the leprechaun kingdom with me?" "Well it's better than just walking through the woods I suppose," Jill said as she shrugged her shoulders and followed Lucy back to the leprechaun kingdom. When they arrived in the leprechaun kingdom Jill couldn't help but notice that most of the leprechauns were indeed little bearded guys with Lucy seeming to be the only leprechaun lady. And all of the leprechaun men seemed like they were drinking heavily and urinating all over the place. "Well I can see that this is some type of male paradise," Jill said as she noticed that seeing all those leprechauns peeing all over the place was making her realize that she hadn't been to the bathroom all day and she really needed to go. "Say Lucy, do you have a ladies room around here?" Lucy stood there with her legs crossed frowning. "Not really." "What do you mean not really?" Lucy sort of danced in place. "Well you see there are so few female leprechauns they didn't bother to build any ladies rooms." "They didn't bother to build any leprechaun ladies rooms? Well what are you supposed to do when you have to take a piss?" Lucy tightly crossed her legs and began grabbing herself. "You're supposed to wait until you get home." "Well they don't look like they are waiting until they get home," Jill said as she pointed to a bunch of leprechaun men peeing all over the trees and giant mushrooms. Lucy laughed. "Both course not they're guys, they just can pee wherever the hell they want. But it makes kind of sense, I mean when I am the only lady leprechaun in town it would be kind of greedy of me to expect them to have a ladies room everywhere in town just for little old me." "Well I could really use a ladies room," Jill said as she crossed her legs. "If the only ladies room is back at your house I think that that's where we should be heading right now." Lucy nodded as Jill could clearly see that she had to go to the bathroom really bad. She thought that leprechaun society must be notoriously sexist to not provide any bathrooms for Lucy, although she can see from a practical standpoint how it might make sense, but it still didn't seem right. As they walked through the leprechaun village Jill couldn't help but notice that it seemed like everywhere she looked there was a leprechaun man peeing on the side of a tree or mushroom or whatever. "God damn do leprechauns just spend all day peeing?" Jill said as she was getting increasingly annoyed at all the sight of these leprechaun men relieving themselves while she still had to pee. "Well I know that I don't," Lucy said as she continued crossing her legs and bending at the knees looking increasingly frantic. "You know I don't think that I am going to adapt well to leprechaun society," Jill said as they continued walking through town looking for Lucy's house. "Well well well if it isn't Lucy the cross legged leprechaun," one of the leprechaun men said coming over smoking one of his pipes before pulling down his pants and peeing on the side of his house. "What is with all the peeing?!" Jill shouted. "My name is Larry the leprechaun and I love peeing," the leprechaun said as he zipped up his fly. "There is no greater freedom then taking a whiz wherever the hell you damn well please." "What about for her," Jill said pointing to Lucy as she hopped from foot to foot. "It is not proper for female leprechauns to just be peeing all over the place," Larry said. "It's just not part of our culture." "And not providing any ladies rooms, is that also part of your culture?" Jill said. "A big part of it!" Larry said as he laughed and held his belly. "Well that doesn't seem very fair," Jill said as she crossed her legs and crossed her arms and started tapping her foot impatiently. "So basically you guys spend the entire day just peeing nonstop and Lucy can only go to the bathroom at home?" "It is written in the great book of leprechaun," Larry said as he took out a book. "It is our most sacred law book." "So you actually have a sacred law book that says that female leprechauns are not supposed to go to the bathroom except at home, while you are supposed to pee all over the place all day long?" Jill said shaking her head. "I just want to get your stupid laws clear so that I don't commit any type of social faux pas." "You have picked up on our laws rather quickly for a mortal," Larry said. "I am impressed!" "I am not really that impressed with your dumbass laws that don't allow women to go to the bathroom," Jill said. "Well of course we have a good reason for keeping Lucy from using the bathroom all day except at home," Larry said. "But what reason is that?" Jill asked. "I can't imagine there would be any logical reason for that." "So Lucy can train to hold her bladder for the great pee holding contest!" Larry said. "Great pee holding contest?!" Jill said shaking her head. "Now this is really getting ridiculous. What is the great pee holding contest?" "It is how a leprechaun protects its gold," Larry said. "If a person wants to obtain a leprechaun's gold they have to best them in a pee holding contest!" "But I thought in order to obtain a leprechaun's gold you simply have to catch a leprechaun?" Jill said shaking her head and finding this whole situation incredibly ridiculous. Larry laughed. "Well that would just be absurd. Now you have to try and earn your leprechaun gold. If everyone, well if all they had to do was catch one of us we would be out of our gold really quickly." "So if I can best Lucy in a pee holding contest I would get all of your leprechaun gold?" Jill said her eyes suddenly lighting up. Larry nodded. "That is indeed correct, but I warn you she has been training her entire life for this. She hasn't been deprived of bathroom access for nothing! Still think that you can best her in a bladder holding contest?" Jill really had to go to the bathroom but it looked like Lucy was practically shaking as she crossed and uncrossed her legs and looked really really sad. Jill shrugged her shoulders. "Well hey I mean what is there to lose, except maybe control of my bladder of course!" "Excellent all you have to do is sign this contract," Larry said as he took out a golden contract and a golden fountain pen. "Really your pee holding contract is written in gold?" Jill said as she raised her eyebrow before she shrugged her shoulders and signed the contract. Larry led Jill and Lucy back to Lucy's house where they walked into the room to find a bunch of male leprechauns drinking and peeing all over the place, which she still had to admit didn't make the urge to go to the bathroom any less. "Welcome everybody to the leprechaun pee holding challenge!" Larry shouted. "Today is a very special day because we have finally found a person who is willing to challenge our very own Lucy to a pee holding contest in some pitiful attempt to obtain our gold!" "But I think that I'm going to be leaving here with a big pot of gold today, not to get cocky or anything like that," Jill said smiling even though she could feel the pressure in her bladder mounting by the moment. But looking at how desperate Lucy looked she figured that it was a shoe in that she would be able to win easily. Lucy looked like she could barely stand still as she danced in place. "Don't be so sure of that bitch," Lucy said as she stood up straight and snapped her fingers and began to laugh evilly. "What the?" Jill said scratching her head as Lucy uncrossed her legs and started dancing a little Irish jig and smiling. "Um, what exactly is going on here?" Lucy laughed. "That whole thing that I was doing before, why it was just an act, I went to the bathroom before I left the house not long before I found you this morning." "Wait, so you didn't have to go to the bathroom at all?" Jill said scratching her head. Lucy shook her head. "I mean maybe a little bit, but I'm pretty much running on empty." "Why on earth would you do something like that, why would you deceive me?" Jill said as she crossed and uncrossed her legs realizing that now she was positively frantic. "Because I wanted to get you to agree to the contest," Lucy said with an evil smile as she began laughing. "Of course if you want to back out of the contest and concede defeat that is perfectly fine." "So if I concede defeat then I don't get the pot of gold I guess?" Jill said shaking her head as Lucy nodded and smiled but Jill couldn't help but notice that she seemed especially thrilled. Lucy smiled and nodded. "That's right, so do you want to concede defeat?" Jill really wanted that pot of gold, but at that moment she really felt that she needed to go to the bathroom more than anything else, and seeing how relatively comfortable Lucy was she felt that maybe it was in her best interest to just concede now, rather than suffer extreme bladder pain only to have to concede later. "I really hate to concede defeat but I really could use a bathroom," Jill said and she couldn't help but notice that Lucy seemed to be lacing her fingers together and smiling very malevolently. She didn't know what Lucy's deal was but she knew that she really wanted to use a bathroom as quickly as possible. "Then simply say the words I concede defeat," Lucy said. Jill shrugged her shoulder. "I concede defeat." Lucy began to laugh evilly and dance around and pumping her fists into the air. "I'm free, free at last, free at last, free to pee!" "What are you talking about, what's going on," Jill said as all the sudden she felt rather strange and felt like she was actually shrinking as Lucy seemed to be getting taller. "Why am I shrinking?" "You conceded so now we have traded places," Lucy said as she danced around clapping and smiling. "So now I am finally free!" "You should have read the contract you signed more carefully," Larry said as he handed the golden contract to Jill. "But I can't read any of this, it's not in English," Jill said. "That is why you were stupid to sign it, much like I was," Lucy said. "Essentially by agreeing to the great pee holding challenge the winner has the potential to win gold, but the loser becomes the new female leprechaun!" "What?!" Jill said as she crossed and uncrossed her legs. "And the best part is the female leprechaun can only pee when she first wakes up and when she goes to bed at night," Lucy said. "Finally that torture is over." "What?!" Jill shouted. "Wait how do I become no longer the female leprechaun?" "You have to find someone is stupid as I was and as stupid as you were to agree to the same contest," Lucy said. "But don't worry I only had to wait a couple of hundred years, hopefully you'll be luckier than that!" "Wait, no this isn't fair," Jill said as she bent at the knees and crossed her legs tightly. "Well I'm off to go use the bathroom as much as I like as often as I like," Lucy said as she skipped merrily away. "Get back here you conniving bitch!" Jill said but she found that her bladder was feeling too full for her to walk much. As she watched Lucy run off to go to the nearest bathroom Jill turned to the rest of her new companions to see that they were still drinking and peeing all over the place. She realized that this was going to be a very long day. A few weeks later Jill was walking in the woods trying to distract herself from the feeling of fullness in her bladder knowing that she had a very long day ahead of her before she would get relief again. As she was waiting on the side of the road that's when she saw Lucy skipping by before stopping and seeing Jill. "Would you like to take a great pee holding contest, there's some gold in it for you," Jill said with a big smile and a thumbs-up. Lucy went over to the side of the road, squatted and began peeing, balancing herself with one arm and flipping Jill off with the other before pulling up her panties and skipping off on her merry way. "Dammit being a leprechaun sucks!" Jill shouted, and she wasn't even referring to how leprechauns reproduced, but that is a story for another day. I have to admit I think that my situation has definitely influenced the endings of a lot of my recent stories. I think ever since I have been at my job where I have to hold it all day I have had more stories where my desperate female protagonists, pretty much always based off of the named after me, ultimately doesn't get to go in the end. I do think that's a psychological effect of my situation, I really do!
  9. I was going to write a St. Patrick's Day desperation story but then I remembered I actually already wrote one back in March 2018 involving leprechauns so I thought I would post that one here for St. Patrick's Day since due to Covid probably nobody is seeing any good desperation this year. Usually every year I write at least one crazy leprechaun story for St. Patrick's Day. But then I was kind of feeling in the mood to write a desperation story, so I compromised and I wrote a desperation story about a leprechaun! So here it is and I hope you enjoy! In case it's not blatantly obvious, this is a totally fictional story. Once again I named the main character after myself, which makes me feel like I am talking in the third person, but I kind of like making myself the character in the stories. I reacted basically the way I actually would in such an absurd and ridiculous situation! Can also be read in my blog https://desperatejill.livejournal.com/2018/03/17/ Potty O' Gold It was St. Patrick's Day so everyone decided to go to the bar to get drunk. After several hours of drinking everyone's bladders were getting awfully full. "Christ I really have to piss!" Jill said as she squirmed in her seat. "I think I had better get in line for the bathroom." Jill slinked off to go use the ladies room but unfortunately the line was at least 20 women long and there was only a single stall. "Dammit it figures!" Jill said as she crossed her legs. Why did she have to drink so damn much, she thought to herself as she struggled to take her mind off of her exploding bladder. The line moved at an absolutely glacial pace. "Why don't they have more bathrooms in a place when everybody is filling their bladders up with liquid constantly?" Jill moaned aloud. Jill looked at the line next to her for the men's room and found that while there was a line the line was moving rather quickly. The men were peeing loudly into the toilet and it was driving her completely frantic. Every minute was a loud hissing into the toilet followed by a loud thunderous flush. For every five men who used the men's room for the ladies room line would move up may be a single woman at most. "This is going to take forever!" Jill said as she twisted her legs into a pretzel. Soon she saw the three guys that she was at the bar with use the men's room and after finishing up using the men's room they looked at the line that Jill was waiting on. "Wow your line is definitely moving slow," said James. "Yeah, you are going to be waiting forever on that thing," said Jack. "Why don't we just find somewhere else for you to go," Bill said. "No!" Jill said as she bobbed up and down jogging in place. "You always say that we will find some other place for me to go to the bathroom and I always end up waiting a really long time." "Okay we are going to go get more to drink," said Jack as the other two left with him. It was easy to get more to drink when you didn't have to wait in line for a half hour or more every time you had to pee. After another 20 minutes passed the line had only moved up about seven or eight women when someone suddenly put up a sign on the door that said out of order. "You have to be fucking kidding me!" Jill said as she bit her lip and continued dancing in place in front of the bathroom. Jill went back over to her three friends who were at the table drinking away. "Finally got to use the bathroom?" Bill asked. "No, the damn thing was out of order!" Jill said. "Let's just get out of here, I have to find a bathroom really soon." The four of them decided to leave the bar after the guys all quickly used the bathroom again first. Unfortunately as they walked down the street they saw that every place was packed or had a sign that said bathrooms are for customers only. "Let's just cut home through the woods," James said as he pointed to the ominous looking woods in front of them. "Guys I really have to go to the bathroom," Jill said as she stood there with her legs crossed. "I am seriously not joking here." "It is the fastest way home," Bill said. "It shouldn't take us more than a half hour." "A half hour!" Jill said with a grimace as she put her hands on her knees and bent a little. "But I really have to pee right now!" "Like I said it's the fastest way home, so the sooner we get going through the woods the sooner we will be home and the sooner you can go to the bathroom," said Bill. "Fine!" Jill shouted as she jogged in place. "But good God lets hurry up!" As the four of them slowly began walking through the woods Jill stopped every few paces to catch her breath. She had to pee so badly that it was almost impossible to concentrate on anything else. And to make things worse all of the guys seemed to be extremely drunk and started blathering on about the most asinine of things. "Has anybody heard the legend of these woods?" James asked. "You mean about the leprechaun?" Jack asked. "Yeah, I remember hearing something about that," Bill said. "Isn't this those woods where the leprechauns live and they keep their pot of gold?" "Look guys there is only one golden thing that I want to find right now and that is some place to release my golden stream!" Jill shouted. "Hold your horses Jill," Jack said. "I am holding something but it is certainly not horses!" Jill said as she tightly crossed her legs and grabbed herself. "I think we should look for the leprechaun," said Bill. "I could certainly use a lot of leprechaun gold to pay off my gambling debts." "I wouldn't mind some leprechaun gold," said Jack. "Neither would I!" James shouted. "So we are all in agreement, we will look for the leprechaun." "No!" Jill shouted. "This always happens, you always say that you will find me a bathroom and then you always end up getting me involved in some type of asinine situation, although this one has to take the cake. There are no such thing as leprechauns!" "Okay let's be democratic about this and vote on it," said James. "All in favor of looking for the leprechaun and his pot of gold?" All three of the guys raised their hands. "All in favor of running straight home so that Jill can use the God dammed bathroom!" Jill said as she put her arm up really high in the sky, while keeping her other hand firmly between her legs. "Well 3 to 1, sorry Jill," Jack said. "Now let's find some leprechauns!" "No!" Jill shouted. "This is a real potty emergency here. I am not going to wait around with my bladder ready to explode while you look for some nonexistent leprechauns. You are just completely drunk and aren't thinking clearly." "Well if you really want to be a buzz kill you can always go home yourself," James said. "I don't want to get lost in the woods," Jill said. "Okay fine, we will just look for the leprechaun for a half hour and if we don't find him we will go straight home," Jack said. "I think that's fair." "In a half hour my bladder is going to explode!" Jill shouted at the three of them who already were skipping off looking all over for leprechauns, so Jill just stood there holding herself and trying as best as she could not to think about it. "Maybe the leprechaun is over here by this babbling brook," Bill said as they all turned and looked at the stream gushing loudly in front of them. "OOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh," Jill moaned as she danced in place. "Please guys I really have to use the bathroom!" "Then just go on a tree or something," Jack said. "You know that I can't do that without peeing all over myself," Jill said. "You could always just strip naked and then stand there and pee," Bill said with a laugh. "So you guys can all sit there drunkenly watching me, I don't think so," Jill said as she folded her arms and continued jumping in place. "Please guys, you are just drunk. Once you sober up you will realize that there are no such thing as leprechauns." "Well I am not giving up my chance at a fortune just because of your bladder Jill," James said. "We will keep looking for the leprechaun." Jill pounded her fists against a tree and continue to limp along as the guys went around looking for leprechauns. Every so often she would check her watch. "Okay guys it has been a half hour, you promised you would take me home after that," Jill said as beads of sweat dripped down her forehead. "Okay I suppose that's only fair," said James. "Hey guys over here," Jack said as all of them gathered around to look at a footprint in the mud. "What is it?" Bill asked. "It looks like the footprint of a boot," Jill said as she swayed back and forth. "Exactly!" Jack shouted. "We all know that leprechauns always wear boots. These are leprechaun tracks!" "Oh my God, enough with the freaking leprechauns already!" Jill said. "I just want to go to the God dammed bathroom. You promised if you didn't find a leprechaun within a half hour that you would take me home." "Yeah but circumstances have changed," said James. "Now we have direct proof that the leprechaun was right here." "No you don't!" Jill shouted. "That could be anyone's boot print. Plenty of people wear boots in the woods, that doesn't prove a leprechaun did it." "On the other hand it doesn't prove that it wasn't a leprechaun," Jack said as the other two nodded in agreement with him. "Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. And in this case we have direct evidence that the leprechaun was right here." "God dammit this is just drunk talk!" Jill shouted as she bent at the knees and grabbed herself. "I promise Jill that after we follow these tracks if we don't find the leprechaun we will bring you right home," James said. "Scouts honor." "You're not a Boy Scout!" Jill shouted. "It's just a phrase," James said. "Now onward to the leprechaun!" "First I think I have to go to the damn bathroom," Jack said. Bill and James nodded in agreement and the three of them went and peed on the tree. "Oh for Christ's sake!" Jill said as she moaned in agony. "You can always join us," Bill said. "Thanks, I think I'll pass," Jill said, although it was awfully tempting. Having no choice, Jill followed the three guys as they followed the leprechaun tracks through the forest until it led them to a cave. "You're not actually going to go into that dark cave are you?" Jill asked. "We didn't come this far not to look in the cave," James said. "For all we know the leprechaun is in there." "Or you know it could be nothing, or bats, or a serial killer's secret hideout, or some type of cave that is full of pornography," Jill said practically keeling over from the pain in her bladder. "Cool a serial killer," said Jack. "Wow an entire cave full of pornography," said Bill. "Now we have to check it out!" Jill didn't like it, but not wanting to get lost in the woods on her own, she followed her three idiot companions into the cave hoping that once they saw that there was no leprechaun inside that they would finally give up and go home so that she could use the damn bathroom. They walked a few paces until suddenly they found themselves in an area that was lit up by light from a hole in the top of the cave with a rainbow shining down onto a pot of gold. "Oh my God it's a real-life pot of gold!" James shouted. "Told you so Jill." Jill was astonished as she saw that clearly there was a pot of gold sitting right in front of them. "Still doesn't prove that there is a leprechaun in here," Jill said. "Jill, seriously, now you're just being nitpicky," said Jack. "If a leprechaun didn't put it there who did?" "I don't know, human beings," Jill said. "Well at any rate, finders keepers," James said as the four of them approached the pot of gold. "Aye lads and lasses," said a little man no more than half of their size wearing a little green suit with a little green hat who came and poked Jill right in the bladder with a shillelagh. "Jesus Christ don't do that!" Jill shouted. "What do you think you are doing trying to steal my pot of gold?" the little man said. "Who are you?" Jill asked. "I am the leprechaun," the little man said. "And this is my cave of treasures." "Told you so!" James said. "Okay fine I give up, there is a leprechaun!" Jill shouted. "But the question I want to know is that is there a bathroom around here?" "I always just go in the woods," the leprechaun said. "Not an option," Jill said as she continued to dance in place. "See what we have to deal with," Bill said as he elbowed the leprechaun. "Well at any rate this is my pot of gold and you can't have it," the leprechaun said. "Finders keepers," James said. "So that gives you a right to steal from me?" the leprechaun said. "The rules are that you can only have my gold if you capture me and you didn't capture me." As the three guys argued with the leprechaun Jill couldn't take it anymore. "Oh fuck this I can't wait anymore!" Jill said as she grabbed the pot of gold, dumped it out on top of the leprechaun, pulled down her pants and started using the pot like a chamber pot and filling it up. Finally she stood up and pulled up her pants and smiled. "That is so much better. Now as to the matter of you being captured, I think that being pinned under all of that gold means that we have effectively captured you as you are not going anywhere. So I think that that means that we are entitled to take the gold for ourselves." The four of them began gathering up the gold and putting it into their pockets, purses and anywhere else that they could fit the gold. The leprechaun tried getting up to stop them but Jill just picked up the pot and dumped her pee on top of the leprechaun soaking him from head to toe. The four of them then walked off with their clothes stuffed to the brim with as much gold as they could carry. "I'm willing to admit that I was wrong about the leprechaun," Jill said. "And in the end I guess it all turned out pretty well for all of us. But seriously next time we are going to the bathroom first and then we can look for leprechauns afterwards. I think that that's only fair, isn't it?" "I guess that's fair," said James. "If it weren't for you we wouldn't have gotten the gold anyway." "Hey when you gotta go it's a strong motivator," said Jill as the four of them had a good laugh as they walked home with pockets full of gold. The leprechaun meanwhile had to satisfy himself with what Jill had left him with. The leprechaun shrugged as he rang out his clothing. "Well, I always did want a golden shower!"
  10. Extremely short story about my flatmate Sunny and I, short but good! (Not going to include any dialogue in this one so it’s more of an anecdote, lemme know what you think) We were both, along with many other of our friends, out clubbing at a particularly popular club where we went to university. It was a pretty standard night out with a lot of drinking and dancing, very fun! It got to a point where I really needed a wee, like desperately! So I told the group of friends I was dancing with that I was going to the toilet. Sunny, of course, needed to go as well! So we got to the girls toilet and there was a huge queue, now I knew that I could wait, albeit very desperately, Sunny on the other hand? Maybe not We waited in the queue for about 15 minutes, I was pretty okay at keeping my desperation on the inside and not giving too many outside indications that I was very close to wetting myself. Sunny was, however, jumping around with her hands in her pussy, moaning about how badly she needed to pee. It got to my turn to go into the stall and not very out of the ordinary Sunny came with me into the stall. Despite knowing she has such and small bladder and clearly needed to pee way more than me, I pulled my skimpy underwear and skirt down, sat on the toilet and unleashed an amazing amount of pee. I think I may have moaned it felt so good. Despite my relief, Sunny was suffering. Clearly at her breaking point she made a quick decision. Sunny pulled down her jumpsuit and knickers (she was not wearing a bra as her outfit was backless) so she was pretty much completely naked, and she sat on my lap. She sat on my lap facing me, spread her legs and started peeing in between my legs, our shaved pussys centimetres away from each other, pissing. We both finished pissing and pulled our respective underwear, skirts and jumpsuits on and carried on our night. Not the most unusual thing as I’ve talked to many other female uni students and they’ve said they’ve done the “double wee” but I’ll admit I was shocked 😂 Hope you enjoyed the second Sunny story in a day! I have plenty more where they came from!
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