PPP

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About PPP

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    Mars
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    Animals, anime, art, comedy, film, video games

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  1. PPP

    Cola Crusade

    I say we look for another bathroom. Also, go for the striped panties to activate ninja mode.
  2. PPP

    Post A Ecchi Pic a Day thread

    Marina omorashi! I can die happy!
  3. JTeam_

    Oi, if you don't make that story "Peeing in Disguise", I'll... uh... do something bad!

    1. PPP

      Man, I'd forgotten about that one entirely! Looking back, it would make a pretty good story. I'll work on it this summer.

    2. JTeam_

      Summer?! Dang it...

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    Post a meme a day thread

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    Post a meme a day thread

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    Post-Apocalyptic Interactive

    This story's not dead, it was just resting. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- “I say we leave some of the supplies,” David suggested. “We don’t want to keep them waiting And I’d be lying if I said I wanted to stay in this desert any longer..” “Fair enough,” said Miller. “We’ll dump a few ammo crates, better to lose them than the food.” Even with some of the crates removed, squeezing all the mercenaries onto the back of the flatbed was not an easy task. As it was, they were uncomfortably close, and Eve’s elbow was jammed into David’s ribs. He tried to ignore it as the truck set off. After a painfully long drive, they finally arrived at the Mount Laguna safe zone. In stark contrast to the La Jolla safe zone, it was an assortment of small and somewhat run-down buildings. “C’mon,” said Miller, untangling himself from the others, “let’s get these supplies unloaded.” “Just a minute,” said Anne. “I can’t feel my legs.” As the mercs got started on the mountain of crates, a man dressed in a ratty business suit approached them. David assumed he was the leader of the colony. “Glad you made it here in one piece,” said the man. “I heard the Ravagers were creeping around.” “They were,” Anne replied. “We killed them.” “We lost a few of the supplies on the way, though,” Miller added. “That’s okay,” said the man. “These’ll still last us for weeks. Care to stick around for a while?” “Sorry,” said one of the drivers, “but King Harold’s expecting us.” With that, the mercs piled back into the truck. It was much more comfortable without all the crates. David lay back and closed his eyes for some well-deserved rest. ---------------------------------------------- Mission complete! ---------------------------------------------- When they arrived back in La Jolla, the mercs were again led to the throne room. King Harold was visibly relieved to see them safe. “Well done,” he commended them, handing over an envelope filled with cash. “I’m afraid I’ll have to deduct a bit of your payment to make up for the lost supplies, but on the whole you have done me proud.” “No problem,” said Miller. “If those Ravagers ever bother you again, just let us know.” “I doubt they will,” said King Harold with a grin. “It doesn’t sound like there are too many of them left. But I’ll keep in touch anyway if I need anything else.” “You can count on us,” said Miller. “All right, everyone. Let’s move out!” Their job done, the mercs took their jeep back and set off on the road once again. The paycheck this time was big enough to last them a while. As Anne and Miller eagerly discussed what they were going to do with their share, David took one last look back at the settlement. Maybe he’d like to settle down there someday. But for now, he preferred the freedom of the mercenary lifestyle. Meanwhile… Shane cursed as he held the bandages to his face. He turned to his two assistants in a rage. “Bad enough you flee an’ leave our guns behind. But then you sons of bitches go an’ get us lost!” “At least we made it out of there alive,” offered one of the Ravagers. “So?” snapped Shane. “It’ll take months to rebuild our army. That is, if we ever make it back to base!” “Hey, look,” interrupted the other Ravager. He pointed towards a building on the horizon, silhouetted against the sunset. Closer inspection revealed it was a stately farmhouse, surrounded by a field of tall grass. “I guess you ain’t completely useless after all,” said Shane. “We’ll stop here for the night.” Heading for the door, the Ravagers didn’t notice the movement in the grass behind them. Without their guns, none of them stood a chance. The tiger ate well that night. ---------------------------------------- Back on the road, David had nearly fallen asleep when he felt a tap on his shoulder. “Hey,” said Anne “We were thinking of holding a party at the bar when we got back. Y’know, put some of this cash to good use.” “I dunno,” said David, “I’m not really a ‘party’ person.” “You don’t have to come,” said Anne, “but I bet you’d have fun if you did.” Should David join the party? > Yes > No
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    Post A Ecchi Pic a Day thread

    Ignore the anachronism, focus on the sexiness.
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    Post a meme a day thread

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    The "Post One Song a Day" thread

    Senpai noticed me Keeping this going, here's another classic. ... Has it really been twenty years?
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    Post a meme a day thread

  11. PPP

    Repconn's art

    Now that's what I call omor-ASHI! ... I'll show myself out.
  12. PPP

    Arena of Desperate Battles

    Why is everyone mourning the loss of nudity? Everyone else is still gonna be nekkid. Also, calling it now, the arena hosted fights to the death before Nikki took over and Lucius will turn out to be the real villain.
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    Post A Ecchi Pic a Day thread

    Ah, good ol' Kirin armor...