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  1. Lakur

    DimwitRolo: Sketches

    *suggests freaky nymph OC*
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    A fishy situation

    (also, sorry for the rather long wait and relatively low amount of progress in the story. I`m a bit stuck at the moment, trying to figure out where the "plot" should go next. So the next part may actually take even longer. maybe.)
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    A fishy situation

    Fish...again! Gerald gave his breakfast a very suspicious look, then let out a mild groan. It looked like some perfectly roasted pike, cut in half and sprinkled with wild herbs...but... No, it was fine! All fine! He made the fire, sliced and gutted the fish, cut off the head and personally grilled it over the open flame...after his new, nymphic friend sprinkled some of her herbs over the meat. There literally couldn`t be anything wrong with it. Just...that feeling.... "You okay?" Her voice came out slightly garbled as she had to speak while also chewing on the fishtail. "Just asking, as you`re not eating....thought you`re hungry..." Well of course, if he wouldn´t eat his share, she would happily do it for him. The more, the better....still...it seemed a little odd that the boy didn`t touch his meal... "Yes, just...well..." Oh he couldn`t tell her that now, could he? It would only cause a misunderstanding... Can`t she...at least close her mouth...I really don`t want to see how she... If he needed confirmation that part of Tera was a wild animal, he didn`t had to look any further. No table manners, at all... Okay, in the end it didn´t bother him that much. Not compared to... "Well...you know...my last meal with Boltan, it...was fish as well..." "Aaaaannd?" Delicous! If humans are good for anything, it`s cooking. That grilled fish is so much better than eating it raw.... Too bad it was all gone now. As Tera chugged down that stubborn tail, her meal was finished. So...and he was worried about eating because of what happened last time. Understandable... "But...you do know that no one put anything weird in there, right? You did everything yourself. Well...excpet the catching part of course..." Indeed, without her, he would`ve had a hard time finding food, let alone catching fish... She`d like to see him swimming around the river, clumsily trying to grab his prey while struggling to stay afloat. Humans just looked hilarious in water, their attempts to swim were...amusing at best. "I know, I know...sorry, just that one memory, is all..." He really shouldn`t think about the past so much. About what happened. No one put anything fishy in that fish and... ... "Right, I`ll just eat now!" His hunger definitely helped to overcome his doubts, he was famished. And this smells amazing...heck, I`d eat that even if it was poisoned... ... Oh gods....so good... The moment he felt the first bit of cripy skin between his teeth, all remaining reluctance crumbled away in an instant! Gerald took a deep bite of the soft, white meat, almost burning his own tongue as it was still steaming hot- "Ow...ouch..." ...too hot... "Seems like you are hungry, after all..." Of course he was, who wouldn`t be after that ordeal? It was merely good to finally see his stubbornness break and natural insticts taking over. Satisfying too... Even though it meant that she missed her chance to munch down on the second fish. Oh well...I can always catch more as long we find a river or lake... That reminded her – where should they go anyway? "Hey...you still plan on chasing your treacherous friend, right?" "Mmhhff....yeffhh..." Realizing how eating with his mouth full of pike meat wasn`t helping his audibility, Gerald took a moment to swallow, before he continued: "Yes, of course....well..." Great, now I`m blushing again! "...I don`t exactly know where to go. You remember how I climbed on that tree last night to check if I could see any smoke from a potential fire...?" A nod. Well of course, she helped me up there... "Yes, well there wasn`t any smoke, but I already told you that. But...there was also just forest in every direction..." "....so? Why is that a problem?" "I just felt like there should still be the mountains visible at the horizon. And there was nothing. So I don`t know where I am. Like at all. I no longer have a map, no compass...nothing..." "So you`re lost now as well, huh?" Tera sighed, feeling a bit demotivated, despite the delicious cooked fish she just had. It wasn`t that she disliked the young human – in fact, for human standards, he was quite nice. But...judging by the sound of his words, it meant he needed even more help now...and, being realistic, finding his former friend and the fish-thief, didn´t seem like top priority anymore... "Pretty much. I don`t know how or when it happened, but somehow I – or rather Boltan and me – somehow...left our...wait..." ... That...means...he did it on purpose. This was all part of his plan... "I...fell for it. I cannot believe it! How could I be that stupid?" And even more embarassing, it took me till now to realize... "Boltan led me on a false route all along..."
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    A fishy situation

    "You can`t be serious..." Gerald stared down at the so-called "raft", then back at Boltans fat, stupid smirk. "This is just a piece of scrap! A joke..." "Seems to me you`re just scared and making an excuse..." "Scared?!" Another glance at the loose array of wooden planks and random branches, held together by some tattered rope. It was tiny, had no rudder and so unbalanced, the entire "starbelt" side was basically underwater. "If by scared you mean non-suicidal, well then yes, maybe I am! Come on, you can`t be serious...who would risk their lives for such a stupid trial of courage?" "We all did it! Every single one of our squad. They are all fine. Sure, Huno scraped half his leg open and Vin broke his arm as he smashed into a rock. But how can you be a knight if you`re afraid to get hurt?" He wanted to protest. Say that he didn`t fear getting hurt but merely couldn`t understand how riding down the Bloodrock Rapids on a tattered raft would prove his courage. However, fate seemed to play against him...if he backed down from this ludicrous challenge, Boltan would make sure to let everyone know... "Fine...I`ll do it..." He...just had to be careful! Keep his eyes open. Shift his own weight to steer the raft and...hope for the best...right? If all the others made it, why not him? So there was no reason to- "SURPRISE!" It was a sudden push which caught Gerald of-guard as he was about to climb on the raft – sending him, head first – into the raging river. He didn´t had time to grab onto something, not even enough time to scream for help...not that it would`ve done him any good, he was just gone. Submerged in the freezing cold mountain stream... ...altough...it wasn`t exactly freezing cold as he expected.... ...in fact, it was quite warm, even comfortable...like a hot spring...? "Aaarrrgh..." At long last he managed to fight himself back to the surface, taking a deep breath of fresh air... ...and couldn`t believe his eyes... The water was...tinted yellow? Also, he was no longer in a river but a huge, wide lake...made entirely from that oddly colored water... "Pffffrrpffht..." He spat out a portion of that warm water that got in his mouth, while flailing his arms around in a desperate attempt to stay afloat...but something wasn`t right... The lake...it was gone? Instead he was staring straight up in a light blue patch of morning sky, surrounded by the far-reaching branches of nearby trees... There were birds chirping, bees humming around to gather nectar from the flowers... It was...just a dream. Only a dream...I didn`t drown, it was just a dream... .... Oh no...please no... While the lake from his dream was maybe gone, Gerald could still feel a warm wetness below his body, much like a huge puddle reaching all the way from his feet, legs, butt and back up to his head...it was huge! That, combined with the nature of the dream... "Damn it! Why? Why does this keep happening?" It was the second time in a row he wet himself in his sleep. There had to be a reason, he couldn`t allow this to go on! He rolled to his side to better inspect the lake of urine – and had to surpress a small scream as he stared right at Teras sleeping face, right in front of his own. Of course – that nymph girl. The dream and his embarassing accident were so dominant in his mind, he nearly forgot about all the other things which happened last night...like her, helping him stay warm...and even drinking the girls u- ..... Wait...is she.... Gerald hesitated to look there at first. But considering Teras general nudity and completele lack of desire to hide any given part of her body, she wouldn`t have a problem if he took a peek to see if... .... Yes, she is... While it was only a small trickle now which emerged from that tiny slit between her legs, there were tiny drips all over her her thighs, as well as the puddle being even larger around her. How can she even hold that much? This is crazy..I mean...she could`ve literally drowned me there... Now, what that adorable or scary? Probably both... Should he...wake her up maybe? Or was this a normal thing to her? To think he actually drank right from her most sensitive spot, yet knew so little about her...it felt weird...like everything that happened lately... His rumbling stomach was starting to send him signals that it wasn`t the time to think about what happened and more about what should happen next, particularly about where to get breakfast from. While he wasn`t an expert, Gerald had his fair bit of survival knowledge, like some of the plants that were edible and of course how to hunt and fish... As the latter two required specific tools, his only option was to go search for some wild fruit or berries...and maybe mushrooms. Not really in the mood for fish anyway, after... ...really, he didn`t even let me finish eating, what an asshole! However, he didn`t even felt sure about gathering some mere berries – while naked. Despite Teras best attempts the night before, he couldn`t help but feel vulnerable and exposed like this. And while sure, he could technically but his pee-stained underwear back on...but what difference would that make? ....seems like...I need to wake her up after all. At least she`s familiar with surviving on her own. And I sure hope she won`t be too mad if I disrupt her sleep, she looks so peaceful and happy right now... "Tera....?" he muttered, softly poking her forehead. Nothing... "Wake up....it`s morning..." ...contrary to his actual goal to wake her, his voice was even softer this time, barely a whisper. "Umm.." Maybe if he...shook her arm a little? Still no response, not even a slight reaction... For someone who regulary sleeps out in the wild, I would expect her to be far more alert...what if she gets attacked by wild animals while asleep...? Or, much more likely – her subconscious didn´t consider him a threat to defend against... Not that he even wanted to pose a threat to her. However... ...maybe if I imitate some dangerous predator, say...perhaps she`ll wake up? The first and most dangerous creature coming to his mind was of course the shadowbeast. A foe like none other, feared by even the bravest knights and warriors alike...their roar alone was said to cause entire armies to flee in terror. ...and of course he had no idea what it sounded like as he had never encountered one in his life. Better play it self and try a wolf howl instead... At least he knew how that sounded like. Right. So... Gerald jumped on his feet, putting some distance between him and the sleeping nymph – in the end he didn`t want to scare her to death by howling right into her ear. Take a deep breath... .... "Aaaaoooooouuuuu...." The volume of his voice even surprised himself, causing the the boy to twitch a little. Damn it...at this rate I attract an actual wolf to come here... Nervously, he turned back to the sleeping nymph to see if his howl had the desired effect at least... "What..." "Pffffhffffhehehehee..s-stop, please shtoopheheheh..." It was just too much. Watching Geralds flustered face was already funny enough...but nothing could prepare her for...whatever noise that was supposed to be. Really, she couldn`t tell. All she knew was that her stomach already hurt from laughing, yet...she couldn`t stop. "....you...have been awake the entire time?" Gerald gave Tera a very sour glare. "Glad to see you`re having fun..." "Sh...shorry...I...just couldn`t resist...it was too cute to see you try and waking me up...and I wanted to know what you would try next..." A faint feeling of guilt began to hit her as her laughing finally stopped. "I know, that was a bit mean...again, I apologize...so...at least tell me what kind of creature that was supposed to be..?" He just couldn`t stay mad at her. Oh, he sure wanted to! He wanted to be very mad and angry now...but...she just had a very disarming effect on his mind. "...a wolf...so...I guess it wasn`t very convincing then?" "Weeeeelll...let`s say it could`ve passed as a really paranoid and confused...puppy..." ... "Just...don´t do it again, okay? If I hear that again, I may piss myself..." "You already did..." "....really? Heh, nice..."
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    A fishy situation

    "I got nothing....sorry..." Gerald cursed his own lack of imagination – but there was just nothing coming to mind. No trace of Boltan, no clues, nothing! The good mood he had before had faded over the past...maybe an hour? It was still night, so hard to tell... Fortunately he wasn`t alone, he had Tera on his side. Normally he wouldn`t trust someone whom he only met...also not very long ago. But the girl was trustworthy...weird maybe, but trustworthy. Plus, if he had to choose between lost in the wild, robbed of all his belongings and alone – or lost, robbed but at least some company, the latter was definitely the better choice. Always! "Maybe...it would be better if we both catch a bit of sleep? We won`t get far in the dark anyway...and a new day could bring new opportunities..." Plus, she was pretty tired. Not yet about to pass out...but this had been a long night for her as well. She has a point... However, it would also give Boltan – wherever he was – time to get even further away. Every minute that passed made it less and less likely to even find that traitor... Still... "I guess...we could do that..." ...as Tera said herself, trying to find him during the night, with no idea where to go was...pointless. "In that case, I better throw some more logs in the fire...to keep warm during the night..." "Sorry...but I`d prefer to douse those flames. I`m a water nymph, not a fire lizard..." "But...you told me to make a fire in the first place! To warm up...and...dry my undergarments..." For the first time in a while, Gerald felt a blush creeping on his face. He got used to being naked at this point...however, the memory of peeing himself in his drug-induced sleep was still too embarassing for the boy. "Oh don`t worry about that, I can keep you warm..." His mind was flooding with all kinds of fantasies on what exactly Tera meant by that – of course, he quickly came to the conclusion that she merely meant to keep him warm through her own, bodily heat. Not that this was bad in any way – however, would he be able to sleep at all, with her laying right next to him? "So you`re really sure you want to put the fire out? How...you plan on doing that anyway? We don`t have any-" ...of course, what a stupid question! "...you`re going to piss them out...?" "You learn quickly..." Tera approached the fire, pressing her hips forward, ready to go- "...but yes, I have to. Fire makes me nervous..." "I...think I need to go as well. Why don`t we do it together?" What... The words left his mouth before he could even think about what he was saying. Tera sure had some influence on him, that much was undeniable...only: was that bad or good? "You`re getting freaky, hmm? And I totally expected you to be worried about wild animals or something. But hey, as I said before – I enjoy that new side of yours, let`s do it...I wanna see you pee!" Great – what had he done? But it was too late to back out now... ... ...plus, I actually want to do that.... "Okay then..." There was probably still a stupid blush on his face, nothing he could do about that however... While he didn`t had to piss all that badly, the pressure was persistant enough that it wouldn`t let him sleep anyway. Gerald stared down at his semi-hard penis, relaxing – or at least trying to. "C-can`t really promise anything will come out, I`m not used to peeing while someone is watching... In fact, he was pretty convinced that he wouldn`t be able to get a single drip out. His body would just refuse to go through with it. Wouldn`t be the first time either – there had been many situations where, despite the worst pressure in his bladder, his urine wouldn`t come out if he felt the gaze of his fellow recruits on him. I hope she won`t be too disappointed that I can`t- ~pss..ss...ssshhhh~ "Hmm...looks like plenty is coming out..." She chuckled, taking pleasure in watching the slightly nervous boy relieving himself. It was a nice waterfall – albeit quite yellow. "You should drink more...the color tells me you`re dehydrated. Just saying..." So much about his pee shyness... Just why his body wasn`t blocking the flow as usual was beyond him. "I don`t really have anything to drink here. I don`t know, it`s like someone stole all my supplies and equipment...crazy, right? I mean who would do that...?" He didn´t intend on being sarcastic...but how else was he supposed to react to Teras statement? Gerald bit his lip to keep avoid another comment, instead focusing on aiming his stream at the flames. Okay, the hue really is quite intense... First order of business – tomorrow – would be to find a fresh supply of water and some kind of container to for the liquid. "....you`re right. I apologize! It´s not your fault..." Nervously scratching the back of her head, Tera knew her last comment was a bit uncalled for. Anyway, it was time to do her business – watching Gerald pee was pure teasing to her own bladder, now begging for relief. "Ahhhhh~" And sweet relief it was – immediately, a massive and nearly colorless torrent of pee came gushing out from her cleft...making Geralds stream look like nothing in comparison. "Holy-" To say he was impressed was still an understatement...not even the fountain on the towns market square could compete with Tera, who made quick work of the fire, turning the brightly dancing flames into a heap of smoking sticks and ashes... ...and soon after, they weren`t even smoking anymore, just dripping wet like a severe rainstorm just went over the forest. "...that`s...a lot..." Even more impressive was how Tera still kept going – while his own stream already dried up and ended in a trickle. "...I also think you can stop now. The fire is out..." Stop? He had to be joking... "You ever tried to stop the flow once it started? I doubt it..." She shook her head, continuing to drench the wet wood while a puddle began to form on the ground underneath, growing as she kept peeing... However, unlike Gerald who stared at her with his mouth wide open, to her it was nothing unusual. "You forgot I`m a water nymph already? There is a reason our kind lives inside or near water...we need it a lot...and our bodies can store a lot of it as well..." It felt like a small eternity till the nymph was finally done emptying her bladder, making the surrounding area look like someone just poured their entire bathwater on the ground. "So...you`re done now...?" Despite the initial shock, it was also...arousing, sort-of to see someone pee such a ridiculous amount. Though I`m still happy she let it all out...because she could easily drown someone sleeping right next to her if she has an accident at night... Said someone being him in this case... Tera nodded, stretching her arms up in the air. "Yes. All done. In more way than one. Let`s lay down and sleep now, okay?" "...Sure.."
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    Arena of Desperate Battles 2

    No time to waste here, Leila has the advantage in both holding and endurance. So let`s attack with magic, as hard as we can. TFS Version: Not half as hard, not some arbitrary percentage - attack, as hard as we can!
  7. Lakur

    A fishy situation

    Glad to know^^ thanks
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    A fishy situation

    I feel like I should mention...I`m not used to writing sexy/lewd scenes...so...if the latest part is even more akward then usual, I...apologize^^"
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    A fishy situation

    What am I doing here? What am I doing here? WHAT AM I DOING HERE?!? It was the same thought that repeated itself over and over again as he watched Tera walk up to him, spreading her legs just a little bit, so he could see the small pink slit in the middle. Funny actually how her skin was still pink there while it had a shade of bright, icy blue everywhere else... "Now just kneel down a little...yes, thats better...and...imagine you`re drinking from a bottle or so..." Gerald nodded slowly, going on his knees and... ...I can even smell...it...now... A little sweaty...salty...well, at least this was the comparison he could make. Well, at the very least it didn`t smell bad... He decided to close his eyes, moving his mouth closer...closer... Until he felt her skin, her lower lips on his own. Her scent was much more intense now... "Alright, ready then...?" He nodded – just slightly, not daring to move his head too much. And moments later he felt it: warm liquid, gushing out from her vagina and right into his mouth. .... He wasn`t even sure what he expected. Like...it wasn`t like he knew what urine tasted like. How would he? But...perhaps bitter? Or just...nasty...? ... Only it wasn`t. To his surprise, it was almost tasteless...merely a little salty. Otherwise...pretty much like water. Warm water. He could simply swallow it without gagging, then feel the warmth inside him... ... What...what is happening? It was hard to describe...almost impossible. The closest thing would be a strange, fuzzy and secure feeling overwhealmed him – body and mind together. Before, he still felt slightly cold, despite the fire...and the flesh wound on his back, while not too painful, had clearly still been there. He felt tired, exhausted, anxious and confused mere moments ago. But it was all gone...all pain, all discomfort. Instead he felt reinvigorated, stronger and full of energy and confidence. This...is incredible! What an amazing power... "Seems like it`s working, huh?" The nymph smirked and let out another chuckle. "And, feel better yet?" This time his nod was much stronger. He hadn`t felt this good in a long time. At this moment, everything felt possible. For example...teasing her! Gerald began actively licking her lower lips, even thrusting his tongue inside her narrow crevice. It was so soft...squishy... She couldn`t help but moan. He was getting bold, wasn`t he? "H-hoold on..." While a large part of her wanted him to carry on – thrust even deeper inside her, support the boys newfound confidence – this wasn`t the right moment! "...l-lets stop this for now...okay? I...really appreciate it, but we have other things to do first, hmm? Like...finding a certain someone?" She was right! Gerald simply nodded again, slowly pulling away from her crotch. The stream had stopped – but there were still a few drips of urine hanging from her labia...too cute, too seductive to resist. The boy went back one more time, gently licking it all clean....leading to another, adorable moan from Tera. "There you go. All clean~" "...I...should smack you. But...thanks..." He jumped back on his feet, beaming with energy. Ready for the hunt. And he even knew where how to start. "Can you...help me up that tree there?" Gerald pointed towards a nearby beech tree, which lower branches were just a little bit too high up for him to reach. "Perhaps I can see the smoke of another campfire from the top of that tree...which could be Boltan..." "Ohh, clever! Now I like this side of you much more..." She hurried over to the boy, wrapping her arms around his hips...inevitably causing her to touch his still hard penis. Oh well, if he complains this is just payback then... "And...up!" His normal self probably would`ve let out another protest upon feeling her hands on his member. But he was in way too good of a mood to let it bother him. The only surprise was how she lifted him in the air like a feather. It didn`t seem to take much effort at all. "Thanks..." Gerald grabbed the branch above his head with both his hands, pulling himself up there with...surprisingly low effort as well. Was that another effect of simply drinking Teras pee? Did it give him increased streangth...? Amazing... The rest of the climb was even easier – the branches further up on the tree were closer together and easy to reach. Almost too easy... "You`re doing okay up there? Tell me if you need help, alright?" Was she worried about him? Now was that cute or akward...? "I`m fine, no worries..." Gerald soon reached the top of the tree. Well, not really the top, just as far up he could safely climb. It was still a good view from up there, just as he hoped. Above him was only the nightly sky and in the distance...nothing but trees. In all directions... Strange...I should still be able to see the Frostweave Mountains from here...or did we wander that far already? However, there was nothing. Only forest... A little odd maybe... Much more unfortunate however, was the complete absence of smoke anywhere on the horizon. It even was a clear night, not a cloud up there on the sky...so even the tiniest plume should be possible. Dissapointing...but nothing could be done about it. "I`m coming back down, okay?"
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    A fishy situation

    He...he better not... Gerald could feel the blood rushing to his head again...and not just there. No, he really didn`t want to imagine that in his mind. What that girl, Tera...just told him. It already sounded wrong...on so many levels. How does this even work? Her urine has...no, NO – don`t think about it! "I can show you if you want...after all, you are injured..." ... Oh no. He did not just hear that. The flustered boy buried his face even deeper between his hands. Why couldn`t he be somewhere else right now? Why he had to- Hold on, what if she`s really going to do that? Like...peeing on me or something...? The sheer thought made him feel uncomfortable...yet... I said no! ...yet also a little...curious? "Uhh...okay. So this excites you so much then? I had no idea..." There was a small chuckle coming from her direction which sounded...alarmingly amused. "W-what...?" He raised his head a little, looking at her with completely mortified eyes. She was now...standing, right in front of him, causing Gerald to immediately turn his head away. Yes, she told him he could look but...but it still felt so... ...wrong... ...or perhaps weird was a better word. He hadn`t met many girls in his life so far – human girls even. And he certainly had never met one who would show him her body so...nonchalantly. Obviously thats just because she isn`t human..so- He stopped mid-thought. Because as glanced down on his own, naked self, Gerald realized just how excited his lower half was. .... "I...." No. He couldn`t even bring a single word out at this point. It seemed like this night was meant for him to discover a whole new dimension of embarassement around every corner. "You...really have a problem with your own body, hmm?" Teras voice was close this time. He didn`t dare to look but from the sound of it, she was whispering right into his ear. "N...not a problem...j-just...I`m not used to being naked. Or...seeing other people naked..." A sigh. "I already told you. There is nothing to be ashamed of, human. And no – not even that!" He felt a small poke against his erection. Oh god why? Why are you doing this? ...it did feel...good though. Like so many things he didn`t want to admit... "Can you p-please...stop...?" What was she even thinking? Was Tera trying to...seduce him? Or was this all just a hilarious game to her? "Fine...I`ll stop..." Her voice seemed a little disappointed for a moment, before she put her usual, cheery tone back on: "So, you still haven`t decided whether you want a demonstration of my healing power or not...trust me, it will work much better than the bandage..." "L-let me get this straight...you will..." ....even saying these words took him all his courage... "...u-urinate on my wound and....it will...h-heal...?" Tera shook her head. "No...I mean....yes, I could do that too. But the healing effect is much more effective and lasts longer if you drink it. Like medicine...you humans use medicine, I know that for sure. And potions. Think of it as a potion...maybe that helps...?" Whatever. He wasn`t even surprised this time. Not really... I guess that makes sense too...but... Something inside him had just given up. Like he finally reached a point where his mind was no longer capable of questioning what he was hearing...and simply accepting the facts as they were. "You mean I`ll...just...d-drink from your...p-place there?" "Now, now...you`re getting a bit cheeky, hmm?" Not that she was mad at all. It was just unexpected, after all his blushing and squirming about merely being naked. "Actually I planned on using a bowl for you to drink from. But I mean, if you want to drink straight from the source, go ahead..." "No, no, no, no...I mean...a bowl is just fine, I was just....ehh...n-nevermind..." How could he even suggest such a thing...without thinking?! Maybe it wasn`t such a good idea to discard his...human thinking after all... ... But...when will I ever...get a chance like this to... Yes, what even? ...try...things... ... He...was really going to do that, wasn`t he? Gerald could feel the throbbing down between his legs...splendid, he was being controlled by his own desires now. "O-on second thought...I...think I`ll drink right from you after all...if...this is okay..." "Already told you, it`s fine...just don`t bite me down there or so. This part of me is quite sensitive...much like your penis. So just place your lips there and drink it...carefully..."
  11. Lakur

    A matter of size

    "So we are sure that we got everything we need?" Jake raised his eyebrow a little...he had his doubts. Normally he wasn`t the kind of person to be picky – but he was also lazy and has zero interest in going to the shop again once they were home, just because they forgot something. Plus, the store will close anyway in twenty minutes...so we couldn`t just come back... Well, not legally anyway... "Thats why I made a list, smartass! Because you always forget half of the shit we need!" Also, stop saying "we" if you`re only talking about yourself... Sometimes he wondered how someone as unorganized and planless as Jake could even exist. That alone wouldn`t even be that bad – but his so-called boyfriend there also had the tendency to make it look like he was the one with the bad memory. Of course Juan didn`t even need to look at the small piece of paper in his pocket – memorizing a mere six things wasn`t exactly a challenge. "Okay, so lets check..." The olive-skinned boy quickly grabbed the bag from Jakes hand and glared inside. "Right, so there are the paper towels – check..." And hell, we`ll need them later... "Semi-frozen pizza, four boxes – check..." Right now, he felt like he could at least eat three of them by himself... "Water – check, Potato chips – check, Beer..." Juan paused for a moment, wondering on how they were even supposed on smuggeling that out of the store...but for now he resumed with their grocery list. "...check! And...strawberry-flavor lube..." A faint blush appeared on his cheeks – this was akward...but he loved that stuff. And of course it made the whole thing a lot more pleasant. He was just about to hand their groceries back to Jake, as they approached the checkout counter – when he noticed something else in there. "The hell is this?" "Looks like hair dye to me..." Jake replied in the most neutral tone he could come up with. "You know I dye my hair, so whats the problem?" Oh great – that again... "Well first – this isn`t on the list. See? That`s why you can`t even tell if we got everything, because you always throw in some extra junk. And second..." Juan rolled his eyes. "...twelve tubes? I repeat: twelve! You plan on opening a hair salon?" "Man, leave me alone! I only want to make sure I always got enough in case it starts to wash out..." As they passed by a mirror, Jake used the opportunity to brush his hand through his pitch-black hair, nervously checking for any signs of his...natural hair color. Thankfully it was all fine.. "Pffft. Whatever. Fine – keep your hair dye then. Don`t want to trigger the apocalypse if someone finds out your`re actually-" "Sssssh, not in public!" "You really got issues there. Alright, I just think it then.." ...blonde! "There we go!" "You`re a bitch!" "Look who`s talking..." Juan paused for a moment as also took a moment to check his appearance in the mirror. Only he wasn`t paranoid about his hair color. He liked his dark hazel curls the way they were. "...anyway, I wanted to ask that before.." He lowered his voice, not too eager in letting anyone else know about that...issue "How do you plan on getting the beer past the cashier? Please tell me you`re not using that fake drivers license..." Oh sweet mother of mercy, I beg you not to use that damn thing! Even a blind person could see it`s fake... "Hey, it says I`m nineteen on here! Whats your problem?" Jake tapped at the imprinted birthdate with a dead serious look on his face. "And it`s not fake as long no one notices my photo is just glued to the surface...or the overflowing glue...or that it expired in 1992..." Still a completely serious look... "You...just..." Oh no. He wasn`t going to choke his boyfriend. Not in public at least. "Stop trolling me! Whats your real plan?" "This is my real plan!" Shit, I don`t think I can keep this up much longer. But looking at Juans face made it all worth it. No situation was too dumb to be turned into a joke. He wanted to grab Jakes skinny ass. Smack him so hard it would look like ten hours of rough pounding. Unfortunately, he was too damn shy to do this...not while he was sober at least. You are fifteen bitch! And even that is sometimes hard to believe! Why can`t you be serious at least sometimes?! Nope. Too shy to openly yell that either. Damn it! "I give up...you are too much for me..." "Okay, okay...I will use plan P...happy?" "I really...really can´t believe I`m saying this but: thanks for just messing with me." Also, the sheer fact that he would ever be happy about his friend using that plan instead was...mind-boggling.
  12. Lakur

    Post a meme a day thread

  13. Lakur

    A fishy situation

    There was just something about Teras question – well, her wording actually, which set off something else inside Gerald. An new and refreshingly sinister feeling... "Heh. Yeah, sure. My friend..." The boy let out a small, sarcastic chuckle. Some friend Boltan was, that for sure. "Well, I hope he ran off a cliff or into a cave full of hungry Shadowbeasts..." Not that this would make any sense – it was common knowledge that Shadowbeasts were loners and only seeked each others presence for mating. So the closest thing he could hope for was Boltan interrupting a couple of them during...intercourse. A funny thing to imagine, albeit unlikely... "Oh..." There was a short pause on Teras side, with the strange girl seemingly pondering about what which words to chose. "So...you don`t know where he is. But it seems like I`m not alone with my desire to teach him a lesson..." Gerald blused softly as she smiled at him. She really was cute...if not angry. "Maybe...we can work together? We share a common goal..." While seeking revenge wasn`t very knightly – tricking and robbing ones comrades was even less chivalrous. Plus, at this point Gerald didn`t even care so much about becoming a knight anymore – he only wanted to prevent Boltan from reaching that goal. "I still have no idea where to find him. I don`t even know for how long I was unconscious...only that it was still evening when Boltan tricked me with that fish..." "Tricked you? Why don`t you tell me the whole story? Like...everything. Why you`re here, what were you doing...I agree, we should work together, but first I want to know your motives..." The girl – well, whatever she actually was - moved closer to him, still smiling. But there was also a questioning look in her eyes... "Right, right...so...where do I start...well...what do you even know about humans...?" In fact, that was probably the most important question first – the way she talked, there was no doubt that she was another species. But which? While she`s a bit smaller than me, she is still too big for a dwarf... And of course dwarfes didn`t had blue skin and fins... And too small for an elf either... Not that these had blue skin either... A dem- .... Yes, she certainly looked like a demon. Gerald rolled his eyes about the stupidity of his own thoughts. "Ah, forget it. I`ll just begin and you simply ask if something confuses you, okay?" A nod. "Okay, so it started with~" It felt a little strange, talking about his own story so much – but once he got used to it, things were easier than he thought. Their trials...the mission they had...how Boltan consantly came up with plans on how to trick and cheat on their trial...their argument about the fish...and of course, the betrayal... He told her everything. As requested. And the more he told her, the better he felt. It was so good to have someone listening to him, someone he could share- "Geez, thats quite a long story. But I think I get the point: your so-called partner is a no-good cheater. And he deserves more than just a punishment for stealing fish...much more." "Umm...can I ask you something as well...? Tera...?" Hopefully he wasn`t too nosy here... "What are you anyway? I mean...you`re not human, right? I still don`t understand who you truly are and...why you`re alone outside in the forest at night..." Not to mention – naked! "What I am?!" Gerald flinched, as for a moment he feared that he made her angry by asking such a question, however... "You don`t know? I thought you humans have these dooks about almost anything..." "Uh...you mean...a book? Well, maybe we do...and I just haven`t read it. I`m only sixteen, you can`t expect me know every book in existance..." "Oh please, how many books can there be...?" The fish-girl rolled her eyes a little. She then moved a little closer, staring at his face...literally only centimetres away. "Also, are you sure you`re sixteen...? You look...older..." If he had any doubts left about how out-of-touch with human society Tera could be, they were finally wiped away by her last comment. How many books...really? She`s like- "Wait, wait...did you say older?" His thoughts were interrupted again – so far people only ever expected him to be younger – thanks to his freckles and wild, curly hair...he didn`t really look like sixteen. Boltan, who was two years younger actually looked older than him – which didn`t exactly helped Geralds self-esteem. "Yes, older...don`t get me wrong but sixteen is way off. You look like...almost two hundred!" If it weren`t for the completely confused look on her face – like the girl was actually thinking about it very seriously – Gerald would`ve been convinced that she only wanted to mess with him. "You...y-you`re talking...no, we are talking about the same thing here, m-my age, yes?" Another nod. "Yes, sure...why...?" "Uh...and you calculate that in...years?" Cue to her raising an eyebrow: "What`s a year? I thought you meant in moons..." So there was her error. But, considering how little she knew about...anything, he wasn`t surprised anymore. "A year is...umm...you know what winter is? When it gets cold? And snow falls?" "Pffft. You could`ve told me sooner that you`re talking about winters..." Yet another eye-roll. "Okay, I admit in that case...hmm, okay sixteen could be true, though I would`ve guessed like fourteen or so.." So much about my self-esteem... The blush re-appeared on his face as he heard her brutally honest but unwanted opinion. "If you...say so. By the way, you still haven´t told me what you are..." After all this, at least she owed him that answer... "Fine, if you want to know...I`m a water nymph. And I`m pretty much just passing through these woods, like you...and your former partner." "Y-you...are..." Well, appearantly he could still be surprised. But who wouldn`t be...when face-to-face with a species most people believed to be nothing more than a myth?! However, thinking about it a little more horoughly...it made sense – an aquatic species...which would explain the fins and what looked like gills on her throat. Also her cluelessness when it came to human society. One of those very few things mentioned in tales and legends was the nymphes tendency to stay away from civilization and hide themselves in the depts or rivers, laked and the open sea... "D-does that mean you have all those magical abilities? Like, there are tales that your blood has incredible healing powers, able to cure nearly any disease and neutralize any poison..." She gave him a long, disapproving stare. Maybe he shouldn´t have said that...? "What utter nonsense! Is that really what you humans believe about us? Sorry, but...healing power in our blood, that doesn`t even make sense..." "Sorry, I just...well...it is really just a story...one of many myth which are the result of too much speculation..." At least she didn`t seem to be really mad. "It`s our urine which has the healing power..." "...Oh...."
  14. Lakur

    A fishy situation

    I`m sure he has a secret plan and all...