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randomkath

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About randomkath

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  • Website URL
    http://randomkath.deviantart.com/gallery/

Personal Information

  • My pronouns are..
    she/her

My Kinks

  • I'm into..
    Bathroom Control
    Master / Slave
    Spanking
    Stomach bulging

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  1. Exactly what I was going to write! Single-use sterile urethral plugs for women are a thing. I have been tempted by the thought at times, but it's just too dangerous of a fetish to play around with in real life. It will have to stay in the realm of fantasy.
  2. I just had the funniest interaction regarding some of my erotic writing.

    This women goes "you're clearly a dude posing as a girl!"

    Okay, fair enough, I often joke that I'm really a bearded, morbidly obese 50 y/o man. Still, I ask her what makes her think that.

    "You totally objectify your main character and make her out to be a magical sex fairy. And you have no idea how bras work. Squishing your boobs into a sports bra that is too small for you does NOT make them look good, it's just uncomfortable."

    Okay, lady...

    1. Im a lesbian (for most intents and purposes). If I write a sexy story, you better hope I sexualize women, because otherwise what's the point?

    2. I was extrapolating how bras work. My bad. SO I HAVE NO TITS OKAY? I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO LOOK LIKE AN ANOREXIC TWELVE YEAR OLD, BUT HERE WE ARE! 😅

  3. To be named in one breath with @holditin and @bes31 by, of all people, you, is a great honor. Thank you.
  4. Aww, thank you! This story is not quite dead, btw. I just can't be arsed right now. Or for the last three years, for that matter.
  5. Sort of related: I got misdiagnosed with Asperger's and supposedly also showing other symptoms of autism in my late teens and early twenties. That was in the NE US. What contributed to this misdiagnosis was my introversion, tomboyish demeanor, the fact that I'm a giant nerd, and got raised in three different cultures. The doctor who diagnosed me and desperately tried to help me get my life in order was super nice, but mistaken. I'm fine, really. So yeah... Personal experience and biases of mental health professionals can play a role in diagnosis. If possible, get a sec
  6. You know what really sucks in my lesbian relationship?

    My wife.

    Pretty hard, and almost all the time. 🥰

    I'm a little sore, and life is good.

    1. Skirt Accident

      I've never really thought of giving head as sucking. More like licking.

    2. randomkath

      Oh, there is quite a bit of suction involved, believe me. 😊

  7. People say things like "... whenever I'm horny" or "if I am aroused".

    Isn't that superfluous? I mean, that's the default state, isn't it?

    Like, it kinda implies that some of y'all are NOT always horny?

    Oh. It's me. I'm the weird one.

    Okay. But that kinda makes me horny. I mean, slightly more than usual.

  8. This one goes out to the guy at the supermarket who acted genuinely offended at the sight of my "Small Tits Club" t-shirt and erect nipples today:

    I heard your comments, but they kept repeating in my head in the voice of my religiously conservative mother. I'm 33 years old, and will go braless whenever I damn well chose. 

    Also, my mammae night have been exposed, but unlike you, I kept my nose fully inside my mask. Those things are not fashion accessories to keep your chin warm, you know?

    Are the idiots out in force again?

    1. yellowet

      Sadly, the idiots seem to be everywhere.  I sure hope the rest of your day goes better.

  9. For a masochist, I'm quite a whiny little bitch at the tattoo parlor.

    1. SpaceWonderer

      I guess you probably wouldn't like violet wand on higher settings then lol, quite similar sensations.

    2. randomkath

      I probably would like it, if it was in a sexually charged context. That makes all the difference in the world...

    3. SpaceWonderer

      Maybe you need a really sexy artist to enjoy your tattoo being done then?

  10. Two related and intertwined issues, both frustrating beyond belief:

    - Kinkshaming in the LGBTQ community. WHY?

    - Homophobia in the BDSM community. Again, WHY?

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!

     

     

    Sorry, sorry, I don't have a point, just needed to vent somewhere, wtf, wtf...

    *pant *pant*

     

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    2. slovenc79

      the world nowadays is full of people who are obsessed by grouping and labeling each other and making up steteotypes as an excuse to fight for justice, equality etc, which leads to what is happening in USA right now. 
      these are people whose mentaility is to weak to think as individual, so they need to join some ideology to feel powerful and belong to, and feel they're a part of some greater cause. they are led by their own frustration, want to feel morally supperior because their ideology feels right, and frustrate other people with that. 
      the best way to avoid frustrations and emotions is to realize these people are idiots, who have no mental capability to think or judge by themselves, and not care for them, because it's pointless. 

    3. PrincessPeeach

      I disagree....and I think this is half the problem....people making generalizations about people.

      I mean I might hate someone’s message, and be disgusted by their beliefs, but it doesn’t mean they’re all idiots with no mental capacity.

      A lot of these types of strong, closed minded beliefs are generations old, passed on from parents to children, encouraged and condoned by family, relatives and entire communities.  I feel badly for children raised in that type environment, because they’re brought up to believe these things....and it’s a hard road to overcome things you were taught to believe since you were a child.  This is why change is so freaking slow.....😕

    4. slovenc79

      yes, generalizations about people, that's exactly what i was pointing out - people divide each other into groups like this only to generalize. and when someone adopts the ideology of a particular group over individual throughts and opinions, i don't believe they have high mental capacity. 

      as you said, being close minded is harmful, but the ideology who claims is fighting against that is exacly the same, just on the opposite side - if someone disagrees with them, they will excommunicate them, shame them, call them a hater in every possible way. in the past, people hated you if you were gay or black, but nowadays you are hated if you're heterosexual or white. 

  11. Slim girl, tight leggings, bursting bladder. Ticks all my boxes. Thank you.
  12. I'm litereally currently writing a fetish story involving severe equipment failure during a spacewalk. Highly unrealistic, considering how space suits work, and the fact that astronauts wear diapers, but hey, never let that stop a hot fantasy.
  13. While I feel bad for you, it's kind of good to know that I'm not the only one to injure myself whilst masturbating in the bathtub. Having sexual relations with the (fixed) shower head proved to be my undoing. That type of gymnastics was significantly easier in my twenties.... If your shoulder feels better with heat, and mild painkillers (NSAIDs like Ibuprofen) actually help, it's likely to just be a strain. Have that checked out when it lasts longer than a few days, though.
  14. I am drawn to the character much more than the actress, but either is fine. Fine as hell. She could be my mother. Doesn't matter.
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