Clom

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    A country that was once part of the European Union. People like to laugh at me about it, but those are the same people I can retort with: "You have a cheeto for a president."
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  1. Post a meme a day thread

  2. Just a thing because I haven't done any of my stories for a few weeks.

    -I'm working on some things for Eastern Isle for the fourth chapter. I want to have everything ready before I start it.

    -The Guild Apprentice will get some love some time soon. I hit a pretty big snag writing the current chapter for it.

    -I'm halfway through a post apocalyptic story about a girl and a boy traveling a desolate wasteland. I wanted to try my hand at male things and it became a thing. (Crim, I swear to god if you comment "Gay" I'm going to get into your bed while you sleep.)

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    2. Clom

      Guess I'm climbing into your bed while you sleep.

    3. KozmoFox

      But you won't do anything to me while you're there.

       

      because

       

       

      you gay

    4. Clom

      Who said I was gonna do anything?

      I'm just gonna sit in your bed. Gayly.

  3. Post a meme a day thread

    Not a fan of political memes but this one made me giggle.
  4. Just a reminder that this is the appropriate action should you encounter a snoozing loli.

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  5. Today in the world of Clom: I had to pee in the sink this morning because a large spider took up residence on my toilet seat.

    I am not a man when it comes to large spiders.

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    2. Clom

      But Lisk

      Spiders are not nyo when I'm about to piss myself. Extremely not nyo.

    3. OmoCommando

      Spiders are our friends.

    4. DerivativeWings

      Spiders are Chaotic Evil. They don’t fuck around.

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  7. Anybody else wish they were a gay pirate?

    Hush you. I don't recall wishing I was gay. I just kind of... ended up being slightly gay for a guy... or two. And not slightly but omega gay. And who hasn't wished they were a pirate?
  8. My mind at 6am

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    2. Clom

      Because then it would be "Just masturbate."

      This is masturbate and then go to bed.

    3. Lisk

      That is a wise suggestion.

    4. Nikeryda

      Never sleep.  

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  11. The curse of the eastern isle

    Chapter IV time! The first part is just a simple prologue with no interactions yet. It's a bit of a scene setter on what to expect during this chapter. I will hopefully be uploading the actual start to the story tonight or tomorrow so stay tuned. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Chapter IV: Prologue The ruined church sits atop the hill of Minevorska, skewered by the chains that had ushered in the forces of hell. A constant reminder of the horrors you had faced, a monument to that unforgettable night that stalked your vision wherever you went. It chills your blood every time you look up, knowing of the horrors that had crawled through that portal, beasts of hell brought forward with the intent to destroy man. It was the legends of the old kingdom brought to life before your very eyes... The nightmarish legends that saw humanities most prosperous age destroyed by D'Yavol and the forces of hell at his command. But the horrors of that night cannot take precedent over your worries of the days to come, they are but a distant memory as a new terror strikes the isle of Oldengrad. Following the attack on the church, rifts began to take form around the surrounding forest; dark forces stalk the shadows, hellhounds kept by corrupt beastmasters threaten the fragile roads and the village, the last bastion of hope for this region. Though your desire to push onto the capital is strong, you are held back by the overwhelming forces that have annexed the land. The roads are barely habitable by night, and even the paladins, armed with the fierce holy light, refuse to venture beyond the old gate after the toll of midnight. Your next week is spent within the confines of Minevorska, serving as a watchman and an extra hand for the defending forces of the hamlet. Your mornings are spent training with the clerics, teaching and training the apprentices the techniques and skills of a sword. Addilyn, as fitting to your promise, joins in on these morning routines; The fiery-haired bard shows determination in her training; With each passing day out in the unforgiving blizzards with a weapon in hand, you see considerable improvement, both mentally and physically, in the bards form. As for your nights, there is no love lost, no rest for your weary bones. While the others warmed themselves in the tavern, enjoying a mug of ale and the warm embrace of the fire, you were out in the freezing cold, up in the watchtower. Your sharpened senses and demonic abilities made you a better scout than any sniper and you’d gladly sacrifice your comfort for security. You lived for these nights out in the freezing cold, just you, a flask of something warm, and your sword until the sun rose. But that routine you had found yourself in in Minevorska is soon to change. On the eve of the coming week, Your gruesome journey continues. On a cold, unforgiving Sunday evening, you are approached by Dexter and Catia, who ask for the use of your expertise as a slayer of the defiled and undead. Their contract: the beasts that have taken control of Shadia forest, that threaten the roads and the hamlet, must be exterminated, the rifts that ferry them to your realm extinguished, and the keepers that control them eradicated. Taking your silver sword in hand, you accept the contract, relishing the forgotten feeling of working as a slayer of beasts that had filled your days, and your pockets, as a child. But you would not undertake their task alone. Lucina and Addilyn stand by your side and offer their services, their aid in dealing with the rising forces of hell. You all agree that the following morning, you will set out beyond the old gate and for the first time, step into the demon occupied Shadia forest. There are no choices to make