Novak Rogers

A couple of times in sleeping bags when drunk on camping trips. That's an annoying wake-up under canvas.

Definitely hot, to do personally or to see another do, though the washing up afterwards sadly is not.

For about one year, I was a bedwetter. In my first year at university I went a little bit OTT with the cheap booze on offer and ending up wetting my bed about 7 or 8 times. Fortunately I had a single room so I was able to always successfully cover it up and nobody ever found out. I had a number of friends who had peed the bed once or twice when drunk but no more than that and they couldn't hide it as they were sharing rooms or did it in someone else's bed. I remember feeling bad that they had to endure some joking about it from others whilst I got away scot free with mine and was doing it a lot more often too. If anybody had known my frequency I would have been known forever as the bedwetter on campus. The worst time was when I did it on 2 consecutive nights! The 2nd morning was more of a 'oh no, not again ffs' reaction rather than the previous day's shame, and then annoyance that I had to again go and spend money on doing the laundry. By the end the year I didn't bother flipping the (poor, unprotected!) mattress over as both sides had been so heavily peed in by that point that it didn't really matter. I eventually worked out that it generally only happened when I drank shorts with coke and that the caffeine in the coke combined with the booze must be the prime cause, especially as it must have occurred pretty quickly as I wasn't going to bed until about 2ish and then waking up about 7, so was a very small window where I wouldn't wake to pee. Thankfully I haven't peed in my sleep for over 20-years now and only time I pee the bed these days is when I have t planned out with proper protection down. I was really worried at one point that this would be a lifetime issue but touch wood it's 2 decades dry and counting. Hopefully I haven't cursed myself with this post and I don't end up ruining a mattress next weekend!

Years ago I had a spell of peeing the bed when I drank and at the same time I found out other folk I knew had done the same. Something just got to be arousing in my head at the thought of them waking up to the same discovery and having to deal with the situation.

A few times after drinking too much during my younger days. Thankfully nobody ever found out.