thereaverofdarkness

I have monster calves, so said some Marines. We measured our calf diameter and I had second largest, with only the ridiculously stocky guy beating me (by a large margin). I'm a tall, slender guy. But I didn't know calves were ever sexy.

I often have dreams that I have to pee but every time I go to a latrine, people invade the room while I'm peeing. I don't mind peeing in front of people, but I've been taught that I shouldn't, and so therefore it makes me uneasy.

Glad to hear it! We may go our separate ways in life, but I will never not think of you as a cool person! ?

I suspect Worm means: rather than almost making it or even having a bathroom as a goal, simply not having an ending on the horizon at all--no hope of ever making it.

^ I feel like the worst part of this is that your dad is Patrick Star.

Sorry for the micro-necro, but I'm super onto this topic right now. It is a very common experience. When I was in boot camp, we would be required to drink a whole canteen of water right before bed, and we were very tired so we'd sleep all night and then wake up with a strong urge to pee. It was pretty universal. One time the final shift firewatch didn't get out of bed and the rest went to sleep so I was the only person on firewatch, I couldn't wake anyone until finally the DI found out and got everybody to get up and stand on the line, standing perfectly still while he chewed us out for the behavior. Within a few seconds, three of the guys wet themselves. I'm pretty sure I'd have been a fourth if I hadn't have already been awake for a while. I think while you're asleep, your body relaxes your bladder and tightens your sphincter, thus making it easier to hold your urine. But when you wake up, the urgency increases as the sphincter relaxes and the bladder tightens. Then after a while it goes back to normal. Usually this just makes you rush to the bathroom when you get up, but if you have the right amount of desperation when you have the right amount of sleepiness, you can fit within a threshold in which you lose bladder control within a few seconds of waking. I wish melatonin had the same diuretic effect that caffeine has. That way I could learn the right amount of melatonin and water to trigger a morning wetting. I love morning wettings but they are so rare. =( I have experienced one morning wetting in boot camp and a couple more in my drinking/partying days, but with alcohol it has been much more common that I wake up drenched in pee. It is very difficult to measure and time the alcohol right primarily because it moves through you so fast. You have to get pretty drunk to get your bladder going repeatedly, so it'll keep going for long enough to sleep through it. Then you have to wait a while until you've begun to pee less frequently. Then you have to hope you didn't overdo the alcohol and cause excessive delirious sleep, which will just make you wet yourself without waking. And trying over and over again to get it right is quite hard on your liver. Caffeine has a nice diuretic effect that works more slowly than alcohol and is a lot less drastic. It's more gentle on your system, and usually just gives you one single full bladder. I wonder if there's some non-stimulant similar diuretic I can combine with melatonin (or just normal sleep) to get the effect I am seeking. I tried diuretic tablets from the pharmacy (made to relieve feminine bloating) (I think it was called Diurex?) and I do not recommend these! They took days to take effect, they changed the taste of my saliva and the smell of my breath to the smell/flavor of a urinal cake. During the effect, my body couldn't retain water. I didn't have to pee suddenly, rather instead the water would just run through my intestine and give me painful diarrhea. I was constantly dehydrated for the next few weeks until it began to wear off. I didn't feel the slightest bit of bladder stress during this time. If any of you know a better diuretic, please recommend it! And maybe someday I will write a fantasy story about a world in which melatonin is the perfect diuretic. I can think of several premises already: - a chemist-y type goes for an experimental night while alone at home - an unfortunate small-bladdered person takes melatonin without reading the info - a slightly-creepster slips melatonin into peoples' drinks just to make them pee themselves when they fall asleep - someone wakes up early, still groggy from the melatonin, and begins a desperate search for a place to pee, struggling against their drowsiness all the way - a person on melatonin wakes up to pee but their sleepiness causes reality and dreams to merge, so they must analyze clues around them to make it to the bathroom without sleepwalk-peeing in the wrong place - a woman has to get an ultrasound--she is told to arrive with a full bladder. She gets a crafty idea: holding pee is easier while sleepy, right? (she doesn't know melatonin is a diuretic in this universe) - someone accidentally mixes up their pills and takes melatonin instead Feel free to write a story with any of these prompts or your own, and if you write one about this, please PM me about it! ?

I think it should be an option to have the search hide results with any of some given tags. Just type in all the tags you keep seeing commonly but are squicked by. Then it works for everybody! That way we can all be in one community instead of segregated. Because we aren't two groups of people; there are many types of lusts here and we're all overlapping across each other, that's why we're all here together.

You should tag this <almost made it>. That's one of my favorite tags! ?

While I find it fun to see how much bladder capacity I can achieve, and I also enjoy releasing a large amount at once, I still find it most fun to have a low capacity. The lower my capacity, the faster I reach loss of control, and the less stressful it is to reach that point.

You can probably grow your bladder larger than it is, but you have to do it gently and over time. Maybe it's at its limit, so it might not get any bigger. 1200mL isn't really that small. I've read somewhere that the normal full bladder capacity is around 300-400mL so you're already above average even at just 800mL. Are you lacking willpower? That depends. Did you discover your limit by losing bladder control, or did you give up and choose to release? Even in the latter case, if it's painful to hold, it's not good for you. Many people have a strong enough sphincter muscle to cause damage by holding for as long as they can. Most people will lose bladder control before damage but the reverse is by no means rare and you shouldn't press your luck. Ideally, holding shouldn't cause any pain, and certainly it should not cause a strong pain. If you can't increase your capacity, then it's best for you to learn to love what you have. But it may also just increase gradually over time. Finally, if you have worked too hard to increase it, you may be experiencing temporary capacity reduction due to bladder stress, and letting it rest may be what it needs. I myself remained around 800mL max capacity for a couple years before I suddenly managed a 1500mL hold once. My capacity gradually went up to 1200mL after that. I spent a few more years trying to avoid holding, and my capacity went back down to around 800mL. But I have also noticed it just varies a lot by the situation. Usually holding leads to a lot of bladder spasms, but every once in a while I get super relaxed and I just feel the fullness of my bladder without spasms, and that's when it gets the fullest.

I am finding drinking coffee actually helps because it gets my bowels evacuated before I get to holding, which is a decent workaround.

I think it fits well enough into the omo scene. Awesome plans/ideas you have! I'll be interested to hear more, if your housing situation improves, or you figure out something else!

I am going to lose this for sure.

It does kind of sound like a sports team. If I heard of a sports team called the knickers, I might not bat an eye, I might not even connect the name to anything if I didn't think about it too much.

I will happily embrace this usage and declare that I wear panties!