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Under normal "urinal etiquette" taking a sopt right next to someone else is frowned upon, however under "I'm about to piss myself where's the toilet" etiquette, the proximity of the potential relief source takes precedence

Ever wonder what those female urinals from Bayside Fixtures actually look like?  One commissioner did --- and with the added twist that these two ladies were way too desperate to figure out how to use them correctly...  Maybe Bayside could come up with a clearer design, too!  XD
 

The Solitary tier wanted a serious throwback this time --- all the way back to Request 23!  And man, it was definitely warranted; the last time we saw this girl, she was just turning to the urinals after deciding it was them or her skirt!  
 
 

remastered version of my previous illustration of this tibetan woman

Shizuku enjoying a nice, warm, relaxing day by the pool!
This is an idea I've had floating around in my head for a while and was finally able to commission it from our very own @GigaQ! I'm extremely happy with how this one turned out!
Something about girls casually wearing nothing but a pair of swim trunks really appeals to me 

Another commission for RayOfSting!  It looks like Robin is able to skip the line for the ladies' room!  At least she's keeping more of her dignity this way than if she peed her pants... not to mention her pants will stay dry too!  😆

Here's this month's Solitary Confinement Poll image!  And, oh puppy, this one was a ton of fun to work on!

~~~ Story time! ~~~

Bayside Fixtures needed some help getting people on-board with installing female urinals in their establishments.  Despite several months on the market, sales have been dismal.  The project took a good bit of R&D funding too, so the company needs to make some return on its investment.  

Enter our girl's advertising agency.  It's not exactly the most well-known agency around, but a contract from one of the nation's biggest manufacturers of plumbing fixtures might be just the thing they need to secure some big-fish clients.  And it'd make a decent profit on top of some much needed exposure --- nevermind the comparatively *ahem* taboo subject-matter.

They applied, received the brief, and set to work making the "best damn advertising strategy the plumbing industry has ever seen."  And finally, after much research, spit-balling, and staying out way too late to get some last-minute mock-ups done, they had it.  (Or at least, that's what their focus groups seemed to believe.)

All that remained was to make the pitch.  Sell the strategy to Bayside, and they'll have a huge client to work with for the next year.  Fail to sell it, and all their work is for naught as some other agency wins the client.  It's showtime for our account executive!

One would think the executives of a company that sells toilets would be a little more laid-back.  For Bayside Fixtures, it seemed the exact opposite was true; perhaps it was the "embarrassing" products they sold that inevitably drove them to act as sterile as business-suits come.  The lobby was quiet, clad in cold white marble, and mauve walls.  If the flowers weren't plastic, they would have died in the miasma of HR-jargon unleashed by the secretary into a beige handset.  

Even the conference room in which she'd make her pitch was tomb-like in that it was somewhere inside the building.  No windows, just walls.  Her partner on this one --- the creative director --- had come down with some brutal food poisoning, so she'd be going alone on this one.

So she waited.  Alone in that silent room with only a few of her posters to keep her company.  Those and a nearly-empty 1-liter of spring water that she chugged before stowing in her purse.  The atmosphere of this place told her that disposable water-bottles might be seen as entirely unprofessional.  She knew she'd downed a lot of water.  She already needed to pee a bit, though she could manage.

At least, that was what she thought.  It was hard to keep track of time in here, considering it oddly did not have a wall clock.  Instead, the account executive continually peeked at her phone within her purse since she didn't dare pull it out for fear of being caught with it.  Gotta be professional, eh?  Though, these executives were taking their sweet-ass time getting there.  With nothing to do but meditate on the steady --- and insidiously rapid --- filling of her bladder, she started to panic a little.  

It got bad enough that she thought about popping out for a quick second to find the room to which this company was dedicated (though, internally, she hoped she wouldn't be subjected to her first experience on one of their female urinals right now).  Two things made that idea little more than a daydream.  First: the execs could show up at literally any time --- even during the two-to-three minutes she figured it'd take to relieve herself.  Second: the keypad on the doorknob told her that this room would undoubtedly lock behind her.  

It had to have been another half-hour of waiting, based on her internal water-clock.  Still no sign of the people she was supposed to be meeting with.  Very unprofessional, she thought.  Or, she would have thought if her mind wasn't absolutely consumed with the frantic need to urinate.  She'd been stupid. That water was a really stupid move.  This was one of those stories told as a response to the question "when is the worst time you've ever had to pee?"

Now.  For fuck's sake, it was now.  Like the other accounts of long sports games, or the SATs, now was the time that tears were welling up in her eyes, no-doubt the result of liquid trying to find anywhere else to go but her monstrously full bladder.  A cold sweat rolled down her temples as she repeatedly observed how bad of a situation she was in.  

Then, there was a click at the door.  Four older men and two older women stepped in and took their seats at the table.  Each stopped to shake hands with our waterlogged account executive.  She smiled, clenching every muscle in her body.

Standing up was an indescribable torture.  Her belt was too tight.  Her pitch had begun, and there were only two things on her mind.  The first, of course, was her intense desire to pee a firehose gush into the nearest acceptable "fixture" --- female urinal, or potted plant.  Second was what the ill creative director had said.  

"Don't blow it!"

Day 5 of Omovember:  "Drunk and Desperate"!

So how do you get slammed and not wake up wrecked?  Well, she relied on a bit of dubious math:  one glass of good ol' water per beer.  That should keep her hydrated and safe from a rough start... right?  Well, while that hypothesis will be tested tomorrow she's dealing with another problem tonight.  

She can't see straight, and she's lost track of the exact number of drinks she's had.  All she knows is that her ratio is in-tact... but her bladder is fixing to bust!  It doesn't help that all those douche-bag guys she was partying with seem more interested in watching her pee her pants than helping!  They can just hose down the fence if they need to go (And boy had they made that obvious to her)!  She, on the other hand, is a girl... and her "process" is a bit more elaborate.

A bit of fun to celebrate a relatively insignificant occasion! 🤣 

Two cat-girls to celebrate two years!

The long-awaited continuation of Dakota's torment is finally here!  (I'm not going to say anything about future plans, because every time I say something, it jinxes it!)
 
 

Here's the request I did for @Alex Oxford!
 
How about another intentional hold?  This one was really fun to do, and took a long time.

Good God, this one took longer than I expected!  Like, over 10 hours!  😅  Anyway, here is the request I did for @bibibibi!
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Anyway, here's some obligatory self-advertising: I am still taking commissions!  If you are interested in having me draw something for you, you can check out my thread here!

The next page of Off-Limits!  This is the first of three that I've been working on.  I decided to upload this now so that you guys wouldn't have to keep waiting since it's been... like, a month and a half!  😅  (I have been spending all of my Omo-related time on this, so that may explain why I've been so quiet lately!)  Anyway, the next pages should be ready soon.
 
Also, here's some obligatory self-advertising: I am still taking commissions!  If you are interested in having me draw something for you, you can check out my thread here!

Hey guys!  I was super busy this week, so I haven't really been on much.  The good news is that I got this page done and the pencils for the next one! 

This is the request I did for @EtchyFox featuring her OC, Lucky (the star of her game, Audition)!

Sorry for the short page, guys!  I had an off week!

Another page is done! I hope you all had a good Easter!

What's this?! Another page that didn't take me a week to finish!

Here's the next one, and another is currently in the works!