Misteriousmr

Nooo 😧

Back in black

Been holding since midnight, currently 16:32, standing in the bathtub with denim. At a 7/8 - 10, legs crossed and shaking sometimes, heavy pressure on my bladder

Guess whos back, back again... it's me

Merry December 27

Okay then

You alright mate?

After cleaning and changing they stepped outside. They decided to go down to the Pokémon center to check up on their boxed Pokémon. As they were dalking down the road Chloe spotted something strange; a small, black creature was scutteling through the grass. "Em, look, is that a Rattata?" "Nah, it's black, maybe a Zorua?" "So early on? Seems odd" They walked closer to see it was...a Rattata...sort of? It was black and had small feather-shaped hairs around its nose. They went back and forth on wether to catch it or not, but after remembering the "top percentage" guy they went on their way. The Pokémon center was beautiful; it had wooden feature and a cafe, where they had a cup of coffee. "So, what does the internet say about these 'trials' we have to do?" Chloe asked. After a quick Google Emily read out loud; "Trials are challenges on the islands of Alola. The trials are tasks given by the trial guides, culminating in a battle against a 'totem Pokémon' which are larger, stronger versions of regional Pokémon. After beating a trial, trainers obtain a Z-crystel which corresponds with the type of that trial. One must complete all the trials on an island before being able to challenge the island Kahuna and obtain their stamp of approval. After obtaining a stamp from all 4 islands' Kahuna a trainer may attempt the Pokémon league. There are 8 trials in all; 1 on Melemele, 3 on Akala, 2 on Ula'ula and 2 on Poni." "Well..." Chloe said with a serious expression, "whats the type of the first trial?" "Normal type it says here" "So we need some fighting types, do we even have a fighting type?" "I don't think so" Emily said with a frown, taking a sip of her coffee, "and as far as I can see there are only 2 fighting types to catch here; Makuhita and something called a Crabrawler?" "Sounds like a bad wrestler nickname" "Well!" Emily said as she put down her empty cup, "let's get going!" Meanwhile, a glass-like, jellyfish-shaped being phased in and out of existence in a forest nearby. TO BE CONTINUED SORRY THIS WASN'T VERY EXCITING BUT I WANTED TO EXPLAIN THE JOURNEY FOR PEOPLE WHO MAY NOT KNOW HOW TRIALS WORK

Hmmmm?

I have returned

Fuck that shit

Fuck that I don't like cats A million pounds but you can only eat every other day, if you try to eat in the time you aren't allowed to the food disappears before you can eat it.

It is the day of spookies my guys

*throws water* That's dangerous you know!

Biggity booty I'll steal all your swooty