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Dimwitrolo

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Status Updates posted by Dimwitrolo

  1. Look, Scarlett in her new jammies!
    Aren't they cute, they have cookies all over them!

    ScarlettSittingInBed2Mini.thumb.png.0bed55d50f8c87f5720d70d1340dd8eb.png

    ...want to see her not in those jammies?
    Click the spoiler!

     

    Noggin Gnome | Surreal Memes Wiki | Fandom

    Aight for real though click the spoiler for naked Scarlett

     

    Noggin Gnome | Surreal Memes Wiki | Fandom
    AAAAA GOT YOU AGAIN
    Nah really it's in the next one

     

    ScarlettSittingInBed2MiniNude.thumb.png.6997d113e90fad3fc05fc6de24029e76.png

    What, expecting another gnome?

  2. I kinda wonder what those people who panic bought loads of toilet roll are doing with it now

    What can you do with that much toilet roll

    I know they weren't allowed to return it

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Dtravis

      Probably nothing, it's not a perishable, you can store it indefinitely and slowly use as needed. As long as they have enough closet/storage space they're ok, lol.

    3. Hedonist

      Feeling good that they had foresight? lol

       

    4. Mydnyght68

      Probably crying.

      Crying from all they money they wasted and from all the money they thought they would get from reselling it online but actually can't.

  3. This might be the best thing I have ever drawn

    I don't like to boast

    but it is

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    1. GermanShepherd

      Now we need a mod where Scarlett apears in Doom

    2. Jailor Eckman

      So much yes, it hurts.

  4. Nothing like a nice walk in the forest

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    1. Ms. Tito

      She boutta pee in the woods. 

  5. Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
    Can you hear scratching in your basement or attic?
    Have you or any of your family ever seen a mouse or rat?
    If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute - Pick up your phone and call the professional.

    KillerFairy.thumb.png.be447f0afee2ab19bff056df02d1b496.png

     

    1. Callum

      >Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
      >Can you hear scratching in your basement or attic?
      >Have you or any of your family ever seen a mouse or rat?

       

      THEN YOU MY FRIEND MIGHT HAVE A BLIBLIE INFESTATION!

      image.png

    2. OmorashiFan59

      Hmm... needle-wielding magical creature...

      Sukuna Shinmyoumaru - Roblox

      it's never too late for Touhou references

  6. With all this self isolation, you'd think I'd have plenty of time to draw.

    NAH BOY IT'S ANIMAL CROSSING TIME BAYBEE
    I'VE GOT FUKKEN HOUSES TO BUILD, FUCK DRAWING
    I'M GONNA HAVE THE COOLEST FUKKEN MUSEUM
    YEAH BOY DIG UP THOSE FOSSILS

     

    Actually I might draw Isabelle sometime
    She's pretty cute

    1. Dimwitrolo

      on that note if anyone wants oranges I have loads

  7. Reminder to buy as much toilet paper as you can

    why the fuck not

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    2. NiagraFalls

      no hoarding is a super terrible idea people are gonna find out and shun you

    3. GermanShepherd

      Or they'll befriend you for your toilet paper

    4. Ms. Tito

      Or they'll rob you and kill you for it

  8. 'Please clean up after your dog'

    You can see the mess your 'dog' made for just a dollar a month on my Patreon:
    Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/DimwitRolo

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  9. "Hey Rolo you arsehole, why haven't you uploaded in ages?"

    Good question.
    Fuck you.
    Here's an upload. 

    LucyBeanbagBarefoot.thumb.png.3bc0e5d345d2db92360e0e870881fb3c.png

    1. GermanShepherd

      How did you read my mind so well?

      That was exactly what I was thinking

  10. I didn't plan on doing a wet version of happy Scarlett
    because I don't think it makes too much sense in context
    but who'd want me to do it anyway?

    ScarlettHappy.thumb.png.55b6f523043b504057cb63680e264dd5.png

  11. I wish I could draw faster
    Then I could upload more

     

    1. Ms. Tito

      Just do speed. It will make everything you do faster. 

    2. Dimwitrolo

      this is horrible advice
      And yet I like your style

  12. Been playing Jackbox with some friends
    Played a bit of TeeKO where you design shirts
    Got high and decided to suggest I would draw Scarlett wearing the winner
    And I'm a man of my word so here she is

    ScarlettWinningShirt.thumb.png.0d124f1cc70ece3bd60925b0d7e39f51.png

    1. The Dark Wolf

      Nice panties, Scarlet. 🙂

    2. Aquamin

      Nice art. Are you gonna do a wetting version?

  13. Thought I might update my AskScarlett thread - It's only half a year late.

    Go ask her something funny if you want.

  14. My D&D girl Vyola. Also an experiment to try to improve my colouring - feed back would be very appreciated.

    VyolaBase.thumb.png.c862a65ab033cddfbb49e329c2689d85.png

  15. you have been visited by the sofa girl of good sleeping

    FellAsleepOnTheSofaClean.thumb.png.3d81fab99b9abc720056c54bbd45228d.png

    Comment sleep tight sleepy head or your country will get invaded

    1. Theoneloser

      Sleep tight sleepy head

    2. Sake

      Joke's on you, 95% of the world is already a British ex-colony so invading won't do anything.

  16. Hey look it's more of Vyola

    VyolaLyingDown.png

  17. Vyola - one of my DnD characters, and fast becoming a favourite character of mine.

    VyolaFromBehindV2.thumb.png.520837faad8be894ecbb4614045e6c33.png

    Don't tell Scarlett.

    1. Wolfram

      You seem to love cute girls with red skin, and I agree!

  18. Hey you!

    Do you enjoy my work?

    Working on the assumption that your answer was yes - you can see my work nude on my patreon!

    It'd be a great way of showing a bit of appreciation for what I do - and a good way of seeing the girls I draw in the buff. Maybe boys too if I draw any.

    Just a dollar a month will unlock those nudes - and thanks from me!
    https://www.patreon.com/DimwitRolo

    InTheBathroomTeaser.thumb.png.21c7bc75b8a0b0251b0ddae82d5cb049.png

  19. My D&D Character, Vyola
    Here's hoping she doesn't get herself killed any time soon.

    VyolaFencing.thumb.png.c912ff29004621400fe38ebbfe0724e5.png

    1. Sake

      Vyola proceeds to immediately get stabbed in the abdomen and die.

    2. Bismiris

      Could she wear a helmet? Would she have to cut holes in one or do they make helmets for those with horns on their heads?

  20. I don't know when, or where I'll die.

    But I'd like to know before it happens.

    So I can hit a sick fukken dab

  21. One of my drawings recently got 30 updoots - and to be honest with you, I'm over the moon - so here's Scarlett celebrating!

    Scarlett30Updoots.thumb.png.17e1c60f7011ad6f4fb1c31b91f96916.png

    (Big thanks to you all in the spoiler)

    I never thought when I started I'd ever really be any good - and anyone who's followed me knows how bad some of my older stuff was.
    I only really ever started drawing as a hobby and didn't ever expect to get at all good, but almost 3 years down the line here I am.
    Arguably decent.

    I can't stress enough how much it genuinely means to me to have a drawing of mine get 30 upvotes - it's really something - seeing myself go from a spod who should never have been allowed to hold a pencil, to what you see now.

    Lord knows I've got space to improve still - I'm far from being good
    But that's not a bad thing!
    Part of what I enjoy about drawing is seeing myself improve as I go on - and I hope to keep getting better.
    As it stands I'm taking some amateur drawing/illustration classes, and I'm hoping to one day take professional courses and really git gud and what I like to do.

    Thanks for hearing me out, and thanks for keeping me at it - the support from everyone who's given it has been invaluable to me.

  22. Regarding the recent site's policy change:

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  23. New girl I drew for a thing

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