KozmoFox

I have said it many times, but having to use crutches/a walker to get to a toilet and having to find a way to then set them aside and THEN get clothes down while maintaining balance, is worse latchkey than actual latchkey involving latches and keys. Being forced to take so many slow and methodical steps just to clear my overly medicated bladder at an hour like this is....knock-knee inducing, to say the least. I repeat, to say the least.

I have said it many times, but having to use crutches/a walker to get to a toilet and having to find a way to then set them aside and THEN get clothes down while maintaining balance, is worse latchkey than actual latchkey involving latches and keys. Being forced to take so many slow and methodical steps just to clear my overly medicated bladder at an hour like this is....knock-knee inducing, to say the least. I repeat, to say the least.

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Wake up, have to piss, but I'm also being cuddled around the waist.
Classic.

Wake up, have to piss, but I'm also being cuddled around the waist.
Classic.

Wake up, have to piss, but I'm also being cuddled around the waist.
Classic.

Wake up, have to piss, but I'm also being cuddled around the waist.
Classic.

Wake up, have to piss, but I'm also being cuddled around the waist.
Classic.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

I can't believe I have to remind of this, but please, please do not write posts fetishizing children. Our policies on this are incredibly firm and have been for quite awhile, and I should not have to clear out multiple posts and threads about elementary school childrens "smelly" wet clothes. There is a fine line to be had there and depending on how egregious the offense, can very possibly be an outright ban.
Please help me keep this forum clean and safe for everyone and report things that fly under my radar, okay? Its a big place, and you never know whats being posted where any given second.

Wake up, go pee, come back, go back to sleep.
I said go back to sleep.
Shit.

Wake up, go pee, come back, go back to sleep.
I said go back to sleep.
Shit.

Wake up, go pee, come back, go back to sleep.
I said go back to sleep.
Shit.

Wake up, go pee, come back, go back to sleep.
I said go back to sleep.
Shit.

Got my bandages off. The scars are absolutely gnarly but sooooo sick ♥

Got my bandages off. The scars are absolutely gnarly but sooooo sick ♥

Got my bandages off. The scars are absolutely gnarly but sooooo sick ♥

Todays morning-full-bladder-and-crutches trip....Latchkey is a bitch when you can't walk and have to put crutches aside and get your clothes down while on one foot. This is all a major super drawn out latchkey urge and yet I have no choice but to take it slow and methodical even if brain wants to tremble and monke panic to get everything down, which could result in me hurting myself.
I'm drawing attention to the fact that the latchkey was super drawn out and intense trying to get my pajamas down with one fuckin arm and one fuckin leg, while standing, because by the time I was on the toilet there was pee on the floor and I had to change underwear T__T Not the pj pants though. It wasn't that bad. The bigger leak happened between me actually getting the clothes all the way down, and my gingerly lowering myself slowly onto the toilet.
Buh. Its so weird how latchkey can be triggered by such weird things that don't even involve latches or keys; sometimes its just the knowledge that you're literally at the toilet and are going to be spending like a whole 30 seconds or more sorting yourself in front of it just to use it. Its mind-melting.