ExplosiveTurtlez

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About ExplosiveTurtlez

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    Susceptible to exploding!

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    Male
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    Heterosexual
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    Florida
  • Interests
    Wetting (Either doing so, or hearing about others do it)
    Drawing
    Gaming (Favorite being Touhou Project)

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  1. ExplosiveTurtlez

    Repconn's art

    *inhales* *raises finger* *..... slowly lowers finger* Oh I could make the obvious joke here. But I’m pretty sure everyone at some point thought of it. So I’m not going to waste anyI’VERUNOUTOFHEALINGPISS!!
  2. Hit her with a nondescript Mmm... Sends the message that you're maybe paying attention while letting them know you're too tired to think.
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    Pee Art 2016-17 *pokemon and furry stuff mostly

    Your work never ceases to arouse me~ Keep up the wonderful work~
  4. I will saw option 3 simply because the audience is going that way.
  5. 2 would be most-logical~ However, sleep is also important...
  6. I say the third option, then the first option. Let's ask the locals if they know anything about our destination, then we'll stock up on food and water for the trip.
  7. I say lets go with 1. We need to be cool-headed about this...
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    Gensokyo Dream (Touhou)

    You feel like this could be a terrible idea. Mama always said not to go into a stranger's house, but you're freezing so bad that you're developing a slight cough. So, against better judgement, you enter the all-too-welcoming cabin, the lady in blue stepping aside for you. Sure enough, the inside of the cabin was just about as--if not MORE--cozy as the outside looked. The place was furnished with this blend of rustic and modern (kinda like an old lady's home) but more importantly had a cozy fireplace to warm your nethers~ "Have a seat by the fire. I'll serve you some warm tea and a fresh slice of apple pie." The girl gives a gebtle curtsy before she goes to the kitchen. You nestle your butt against a chair you pulled up. The couch seemed welcoming, but you were desperate for warmth. Speaking of, you're still quite desperate to tinkle... You wonder if there's a bathroom around here. Do they even have plumbing all the way out here...? As you look aroubd, you see the walls decorated with many pictures and stuff, but from another observation you made earlier, this entire house is loaded with dolls! Everywhere you look is the same doll with same blonde hair, same dresses, same bowties, but the ones on the floor and tables are carrying different tools. Brooms, mops, rags, some even with snowshovels and scarves. In fact, you could've sworn you saw some of those dolls on the snow-covered roof of the cabin! What's with this girl and dolls...? Eventually, the girl comes back carrying a tray of tea, sugar, and a cooled slice of yummy pie~ She sets it down for you,it's presence siphoning the drool out of your mouth. The kind young girl takes a seat close to you, placing her hands on her lap, which you then notice her fingers; each one decorated with a silver ring. "I'm Alice Margetroid. I'm one of few people who live in these woods. You don't look like you're from around here... By chance... You wouldn't happen to be from the Outside World, would you?" Outside World...? You aren't sure what she's talking about... "That confused look in your eye tells me yes. Oh you must have so many questions. Not to mention, it seems you've come at a very bad time. We're in the middle of an unusual climate incident. Oh but please, ask any questions you may have." *Ask any questions you wish to know. Also it'd be good manners to introduce yourself.*
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    Gensokyo Dream (Touhou)

    (I actually wouldn't mind reviving this at all~) Fuck that shit, you think to yourself. You're not gonna deal with creepy laughter. You need to find shelter... and fast. Finally, you arrive at your destination... As you enter the clearing, you immediately spot a small yet cozy white cabin. The home seems to be mostly one-story, except for a second silo-shaped compartment of the building which had windows going up two floors. You can see smoke rising from the chimney, so whoever lived there had a fire going; a thought most salivating at the moment. But what was even more tempting was the true identity of that wonderful sweet smell~ With one of the windows just sliiiightly cracked open, you can see a delicious freshly-baked pie~ Though something nags at you... This could be a 'witches abode', where some old hag lures people into shelter and guts them or cooks them or something! That thought quickly leaves your mind as you see the owner of said cabin become visible from the window. It's hard to make out from the frost, but judging from her frame and build, she had to be female... and she sees you... You both lock eyes for a moment before the lady quickly rushes to the door, which creeks open. "Who are you? You don't look like a youkai... Are you from the village? What's a human doing all the way out here?!" said the lady, who had short blonde hair and dressed in a thick blue winter dress. "Come on in. You WILL die if you stand out there much longer." What do you do? A). Accept the offer B). Refuse the offer
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    Post-Apocalyptic Interactive

    Make big boom-boom!
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    Post-Apocalyptic Interactive

    Recklessness is the last thing we need. We should wait till morning. We can have rotating nightshifts. (Have the adults keep watch first, since the children are more-likely to pass out while keeping watch).
  12. ExplosiveTurtlez

    Brown&Yellows personal art thread.

    Thank you~ Very lovely sight :)c
  13. ExplosiveTurtlez

    Making a guy more confident in bed ?

    Hmm... I have an idea~ Try moaning a lot when you do the deed. Not too much as maybe that might make him nervous, but things like "Oh yeah~<3" or "That feels real nice~<3" Little moans like that to signal that he's doing alright and is smexing correctly. Also there is nothing abnormal about a slight curve in the penis, I mean as long as his dick doesn't look like an L, just tell him it's natural and he's totally healthy~
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    [sfm] tracer has to pee

    A little stiff, but overall very nice :) I'm surprised I actually missed this somehow.
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    Pee Art 2016-17 *pokemon and furry stuff mostly

    There's plenty of furry stuff on here :3