nappypants

Some politicians opposed to the idea of compulsory mask wearing here have called them "face nappies"...

That's a great description! I'm sure that would tempt many women to try it...

If they can encourage masks, they can encourage adult diapers...

Not sure of the story behind this, she says she wears the nappies for her period but seems quite a focus on them in her channel!

I guess a lot of women will have wet themselves through temporary circumstances, e.g. alcohol (the back seat of a taxi frequently becomes a makeshift toilet for a woman who's had a few too many and didn't go before leaving the bar!), or a bladder infection. So probably most have done so in some form or other... and there's the question of whether a small leak counts as "wetting yourself".

A bit of nappy maths, with a few assumptions! There are around 13.5 million women aged 18-49 in the UK. One survey I found suggests 10% have some form of incontinence. Even if only 1 in 100 of those 10% have very severe incontinence, meaning they are full time in nappies with pretty much no bladder control, that's still 13,500 women. The average person spends 2 minutes a day urinating... based on that, there would be around 19 younger women uncontrollably wetting their nappies at any given moment!

Have you tried cloth diapers much yourself?

After Laura gave birth to her son, Her bladder control was all gone. No more using the loo, Now it's nappies for two. But secretly, she thinks it's fun!

I love the glistening white knickers in mid-stream!

There was a young woman called Kate, Who when having a drink, couldn't wait. Now she wears Tena Pants When she's out for a dance, And she doesn't care if she's too late!

A woman who needed a nappy Thought incontinence wasn't so crappy. While her friends joined the queue To go to the loo, She just went where she sat, and was happy.

And why restrict it to women in their 20s? Add in those in their 30s and 40s and you've surely got a pretty large number of women left in nappies by childbirth issues, for a start.

I love that scenario, when a woman doesn't quite make it so has to sit on the toilet and wee through her knickers and preferably tights as well... better still if she doesn't have a change to hand and has to dry them off the best she can and keep them on!

That's a nice thought... and how many of those women are happily relieving their bladders in their soft, bulky nappies as I type?

Or a nappy would do the job. Very sexy under a nurse's uniform as well