DerivativeWings

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  1. Christmas is over. Take off the dumb hat.

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      It's not dumb >:O

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    AuthorFaust's Omorashi-Fantasy Club

    "Hour of Devastation..!" It almost seems as though the spell casts a blinding light of destruction on the battlefield, causing me to instinctively raise my hand to cover my eyes. I play it off as no big deal, but the tide has turned in Bouncy's favor. Her creatures are larger than mine, and the state of the battlefield seems to slip out of my control. However, with a well-timed card draw spell, I draw the pieces of my gambit that might lead to my victory. A drake, greatly empowered by my spells, and Niv-Mizzet the dragon himself, the key card of my deck. With confidence, I attack Bouncy with the drake, despite the fact that it could block her creatures well. The drake will swing for a signification portion of her life points, but not all. I am bluffing to cause Bouncy to spend her removal spells on the drake, rather than the incoming powerful dragon. If Bouncy doesn't eat the bluff, she will end up at a low life total but the game will stay in her hands. If Bouncy buys into the bluff and kills the drake, she is giving me a chance to pull back into the lead.
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    [Leaf]I will not excuse you to pick flowers in the dungeon!

    I do not believe anyone is working on a translation of this work at this time. If you were happening to be able and willing to give it a shot I’m convinced you’d make a great many people very happy.
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    What happened to Kirito?

    Marty stu no more
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    [Leaf]I will not excuse you to pick flowers in the dungeon!

    It's great that you're doing this! No clue why the website stopped working for so many people - I'd guess it's an adblock or popup related thing but I don't know for sure.
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    The Fairy: A Seven-Part Story

    Hey this is really nice! I really enjoy these kind of “mundane” magical/sci-fi settings where you get to see some everyday-ish scenarios in a fantastic world. The fact that I enjoy desperation (of both varieties) is a big plus too of course. A story like this makes me quite curious about the rest of the fairies too - I wonder if they’re ever put into a desperate situation in their natural environment. I wonder if you drew some inspiration from that demon comic by Ao Kurage 😜
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    How Can People Hold So Much?

    I can hold more than a liter, but I'm not sure what my limit is as I have never measured it (I've never been close to wetting, so I usually just pee when I'm that full because I don't want to hurt myself). My measured record is somewhere between 1100 and 1200 ml (The container was too small so it was hard to measure precisely). I'm quite small and skinny also, so my abdomen gets pretty distended when I'm full. I expect I have an unusually large bladder - and it's not really something I've practiced, at least not consciously. I tend to fill up extremely slowly too, and I can go for a day without peeing if I don't drink unusually large amounts.
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    AuthorFaust's Omorashi-Fantasy Club

    (Hmm, I wonder what would happen if Bouncy gained a bunch of life after being brought down to a low total? Anyway) The pridemate is quite the threat - and as I lacked an immediate answer I was forced to chump away a bird and another random creature. However, a well-timed draw in "Capture Sphere" finally gave me some breathing room. The pridemate might be large, but it wouldn't be attacking anytime soon. The very next turn, I take the chance to deploy my weapon of mass destruction; "Thousand-year storm". With such a powerful card in play, it seems I have turned the tide in my favor. The air seems to crackle with raw power and electricity as I pass the turn over to Bouncy - giving her a look of confidence despite the fact that I'm only left with a single mana. Currently, Bouncy's life total is above twenty - but that might easily change if she lets me untap with the storm.
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    AuthorFaust's Omorashi-Fantasy Club

    Okay! Let's play magic! The game starts out with a bit of set-up. We play our lands. Bouncy drops a small creature which I easily destroy with a well-timed shock. We do some minor taunting back and forth, with Bouncy hinting I shouldn't have wasted my spell on a measly 2/2. The first creature I play is a mystic that is able to create little birds. Bouncy binds it down, but not before I'm able to make one bird. I untap, and take the opportunity to attack Bouncy for 1 damage, with a Lightning Strike spell ready to aim at her life total at the end of her next turn. Unless Bouncy acts, she will reach 16 life very soon.
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    AuthorFaust's Omorashi-Fantasy Club

    "Magic! Let's go!" I guess have a deck? If I get to pick I'd prefer something that matches up reasonably fairly against what Bouncy is bringing, ideally something that promotes a longer game without making a complete mess of things. The special drink sounds like a cool time, I'd like that.
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    AuthorFaust's Omorashi-Fantasy Club

    I'd like to hang out with Bouncy and play magic o.o Such an individually catering interactive, it's like a mass-RP o.o
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    NoMaKo: An Omorashi Tale

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    Asks For Trina

    Have you ever been in a toilet queue full of desperate girls, Trina? What have you done/would you do in that kind of situation?
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    Videogames thread

    I wanted Isaac in smash, but I wanted a good adventure mode even more so I'm not so unhappy. Also I got Dark Samus, who is a nice little bonus.
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    Looking for some advice.

    She could potentially try starting a pee into the toilet, then cutting off and quickly putting her clothes back on. If this doesn't work she could try getting off the toilet without cutting her stream.