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  1. @Zhannapeed623 She was married. If she had been single, I would have proposed. They had a "relaxed" marriage - it wasn't quite open to anyone, if that makes sense, but if one partner wanted to have some fun it was OK, as long as they told the other. They were building, I think, to a polytriad (maybe that is the old term), and before he was transferred to Ohio and our boss rooked several suppliers out of about 400K of printing machines and supplies and ran - I did offer if they ever wanted a M for a MF or FM relationship (temp or perm). I made the same offer to another co-worker I had who liked to pee on her bf/fiancée in the shower (among other places) ). Both couples were well established and I didn't want to break them up - sometimes I wished I was married and/or engaged to each of the women, but that was fantasy.
  2. It is really hard to pee when you are hard/excited especially when an orgasm is close. To give one example, I used to live with an exhibitionist. She was a friend and unfortunately not one with many benefits. (We did not have sex - which was her stipulation before I sublet a room in her duplex.) She was nude or nearly nude most of the time while at home or in the yard. She brought home guys (and on occasion a couple), with whom she had loud frantic sex. Then she promptly asked them to leave - whether it was 11 pm, 2 am, 4 am, 3 pm, etc. This was always made clear beforehand. She was in no way interested in afterplay/glow and small talk. She never closed the door to any room - be it bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, dressing closet (room), etc. So even if my bedroom door was closed, I could hear her from anywhere in the house. As you may have guessed, I had a lot of hard-ons. I tried to make sure I peed before masturbating and going to sleep, but sometimes she (they) woke me up. And that is one way you can be very hard and close to an orgasm and then realise that all the soda you had during the day was a problem. You feel you HAVE to cum and pee at the same time. So this time (not the only time, but the first time it happened this way), I woke up and thought I was going to cum, but I also had to pee. I did not want to pee in the bed. (OK, I did - or would have, but I had no blanket or sheet protection and nothing would have saved the mattress if I soaked it. Yes, I had to pee that much. I was drinking 4-5 64 oz Coca-Cola jugs a day, minimum. Unhealthy, yes. But I had undiagnosed narcolepsy and without that much soda I would fall asleep in class / at work / riding my bicycle / walking / just sitting down. And to be fair, I did drink water constantly. I also drank 2 glasses of milk a day. No, I didn't (don't) have diabetes. I have a f'd up metabolism where I could not gain weight no matter what I ate. Anyway, it wasn't all lucky - it is linked to my arthritis and psoriasis. Sorry for the rambling digression - I just wanted you to know why I was so desperate to pee even after peeing before bed. So, I wake up to the sounds of kinky fucking (and whatever else) and run for the hallway bathroom. I am so hard - I mean purple cock hard. I lift the lid and seat and try to aim down. Nope. If I pee, and it is going to happen soon, I am going to pee into my neck I am so hard. Great. I try to think about horrible things (my ex, Loreena Bobbit, getting kicked in the nuts, maths, ...) and that isn't helping much at all. I sit down, hoping that maybe I can wedge myself under the rim of the toilet seat. That isn't working. I am swiveled to the side and the head is under the seat. I will pee out from the space between the bowl and the seat. That won't work. Then I think of something crazy, because I don't have anything else. I lie down on the floor with my head next to the bowl and try to flip my legs up so my penis is pointing at the toilet bowl. (Yes, I did lift the seat.) As I am trying to balance, with my elbows as triangle supports and my legs over the toilet (I hope!), my housemate walks in and chuckles. "You trying to pee with a hard on? Let me give you a hand..." She crouches down and puts one hand on my lower back as she aims me at the toilet. The support and distraction is just enough that I come, nearly braining myself on the base of the toilet. Immediately followed by a firetruck's amount of piss blasting into the toilet. When I was done, I think, because I was dazed, she let me unwind/drop to the floor. She dropped the seat and peed into the toilet. Then she left. Oh, she did say goodnight and "That's a strange way to pee," she laughed and went to bed.
  3. @TimmyTrihard69 "Never impose fetishes on non-consenting people." Exactly! I am not the imposing anything on anyone type. I hope that came across. =================================== @GreenChile Thank you. Respect to you as well. I would never want anyone to be forced to do anything they did not want to. IF, however, I had people in my life who wanted a private, consensual "celebration" that was not-of-the-usual type, I would hope they would understand they would be honouring my memory (or whatever they wished to do) in whatever way they needed or wanted to do. Thank you very much. (I just had a great and funny memory.) At family gatherings, if someone left a camera unattended, my uncle would take a "moon shot" (not anatomically close - butt you could got the full moon without the family jewels spoiling the picture) on the camera roll. No one complained and one year, someone gathered together around 10-15 years of moon shots into a photo album and gave it to him one Christmas.
  4. @HereToStay It was a printing / copying company (now defunct). And they aren't hiring. What happened with my co-worker (I wrote about it somewhere on this site. I just can never locate it.) came out of a real shitty boss. Here is the very short version: As a printer, he would promise times delivered on jobs. Think pizza delivery pre-Covid. If the customer doesn't get the delivery by XX:XX time, then they get % off the order. Now that sounds fair, but the boss would promise jobs times that would literally be based upon driving 60 mph door to door, no matter if departure time was 2 pm, 4 pm, 5 pm, 8 am , 3 am, 12 noon, rush hour, sleet, hurricane (I kid you not!), etc. And, he did all he could to delay departure - not filling the delivery truck with gas, using the delivery truck for personal reasons and "forgetting" to return it to work before a regularly weekly scheduled delivery, etc. Oh and he bounced paychecks. And the other problem is that % off the job came out of the delivery driver(s) pay - not his. I know that ruined the mood for working there, but my co-worker was my only bright spot. She was kinky as fuck. I was lucky. The job was stressful and it was our stress relief. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ @Drewster88 No, she wasn't mad about me pissing in her panties. (see above and if you can find the story somewhere on here - huge messing warning) It was her idea. I came in her panties and she came in mine. I loved it when she peed, wore, peed, came, and then gave mine back to me. I wore them. A lot of times I wore them in bed at night to be close to her (and kind of to be her- or like her - if that makes sense). I liked having her "command" me to pee or to tell me when I could go or not to go. The best part is when she got excited, it made me more excited. We were on such a stressful schedule, we bought the super heavy duty black contractor bags and sat in them while driving to the delivery site. That way we could let go and not have to leave the road. (We had baby wipes and huge rolls of TP. too bad it was the industrial Scott one-ply bathroom rolls.) We played a lot of desperation games. She loved peeing, wetting, and desperation (and etc.!) like I did. We also masturbated ourselves and each other. It was the only way we made it through working for such a jackhole of a boss. If she hadn't been married already, I would have asked. I did ask if she and her husband ever wanted a live in love slave to call me immediately. Unfortunately, she didn't.
  5. I'd say yes to any omo themed adult event. And I know this will be controversial, but I will base part of this answer on two of the most respected men in my life. (My Dad and my uncle - his best friend, oddly enough. In fact, my Dad was technically my step-dad, but treated me far far better than my biological sperm donor.). Both of them do not want elabourate funerals with a lot of crying and people wearing black and being depressed. It is OK if they are, and if they need the ceremony of a traditional funeral to grieve, BUT neither wanted (Dad) or wants (Uncle) fanfare. They would rather everyone enjoy being alive - even if they are sad and can't exactly be happy at the moment. I am not sure if that makes sense. My Dad died of prostate cancer. My uncle has cancer. I just emailed my uncle, revealed my fetish to him, and asked him the OP's question. He said life is fucking short (he is in his 70's) and if I could find some watersports playmates, good for me. Enjoy! So, it isn't for everyone. And being respectful is paramount. Death and dying sucks. But when I am gone, I want people not to hang around getting drunk and telling sob stories. I want them to have fun - especially if it means pissing distance contests and/or desperation games and the like. Of course, if they want. So jump on me for being crass, but if it helps people not be sad, and hurts no one - I'm all for it. (just clean up after yourself, of course!)
  6. @Drewster88 If I remember, they were Jockeys (women's) and so soft. I think they were the softest underwear I had ever worn - and certainly more soft than any Hanes I had ever worn! As to wetting them, oh yes! Well, I was so excited that was immediately hard. I mean her pee was all over me, right. She kept chuckling (not in a bad way) and teasing me (not in a bad way) about how hard it was making me to have her pee on my cock. She was squirming and trying to get me to open up about a lot of things I had not felt comfortable sharing with anyone in full. (All prior attempts in part had been met with ridicule, at best.) So as we were driving back, she kept me hydrated (not with pee, with Cola) and I wasn't paying much attention because she was talking about sex and her sex life and I was listening and ... well I was about to either orgasm or pee. I wanted to stop to pee, but honestly I did not want to take off her panties. She said when we stopped, we changed back ... SO... I tried to hold it. She finally did something that just made me let go. She stroked my ear. Yep. I am sure her finger had been playing with herself (I am not sure inside or outside her clothes, I was trying to drive!) but the moment she ran her finger down my ear and told me it was "okay..." I exploded inside her panties. I also almost passed out. She held the wheel and we got off the highway into a Food Lion parking lot. She unbuckled and slid over to me and held me, straddling my hip. She held me as I just sat there. She put her mouth near my ear and sighed and peed all over me and the seat. I peed also.
  7. I have always associated it with extreme sexual arousal. Maybe that is just me. Sometimes, I get them when I am just peeing. I get them a lot with a really desperate hold (intended or not) ending in a pee. And I get them almost all the time during a sexually intense pee related orgasm (either thinking about it, peeing during sex/right after orgasm). It is very much like the "shiver" I get from peeing after sex (whether with a partner, by myself, or after self-pleasure (if that makes sense)). I have noticed that the "shiver" and the accompanying full body "buzz" is identical (or nearly so as to make no difference) as when I have had the best non-omo sex (again, with or without a partner). To give a graphic example, if you wish to read it: My whole body shivers and feels like I am vibrating. My lips (on my face, as I do not possess physical labia as a female friend commented one day) go numb and tingle as if I have devoured the hottest Thai pepper dish I have ever eaten in one swallow after holding it in my mouth for an hour. My body feels like a tuning fork that has been struck so hard it is Elinvar unforged into base metals which somehow coexist and vibrate almost in synch - like an old blue/red 3D movie without the glasses. And this feeling makes my body weightless and timeless and it is the best feeling in the world. I cannot speak while in this state. I can only feel pleasure and no pain. I am not saying this happens every time, but it is not uncommon with the right person/stimuli/circumstance. I do have narcolepsy / cataplexy / sleep paralysis (rare) / hypnagogic hallucinations (rarest still) which may or may not explain some of the feeling(s). My first sexual experience(s) involved peeing, which I do believe influenced my sexuality and heightened enjoyment of it. I am not sure this makes sense to anyone. This is my (as usual, rambling) 2 cents worth of my own experience.
  8. Not weird at all. For me, it is better the more YOU enjoy it. Thank you 🙂
  9. My favourite is rewetting panties that have already been wet by someone else. I had an co-worker who would exchange underwear with me on deliveries. We would have desperation dares on the way back from jobs. That's how I came to wear her sopping wet panties for 200+ miles.
  10. I wish. I don't know how many of us there are who are seeking someone who understands ... but I can say from experience that I found Fetlife has listings for munches and teas (lunches and non-lunches at places like coffee houses , tea rooms, and etc.) that have people who understand. They may not be on this website, but the advantage is you can see who is coming, what their likes and kinks are, and what/who they are interested in finding. The advantages are: 1. The "host(s)"/"leaders" are there to weed out the creepers. They do this by getting to know your online persona. You will finally get an invite to the local. 2. The local (place where the meet is held) is usually in a public place- like a Chinese buffet , Mexican restaurant, Not-you-know-who-bucks coffee house. Everyone arrives at a time and at a designated table(s). Ours was an upside solar table lamp! Sneaky huh! 3. And we just talked. OK. I was scared/embarrassed/nervous. I am an introvert. People arrived and introduced themselves.. (Ex: "Hey, I'm SparkOSpanks". "Er, Hi... I'm Tennyson, I think... well, I was when I woke up."). Mr. SOS then pulled out his phone and looked my profile up online. "OK, nice to meet you." He wandered off. 4. The group leaders were very good at drawing new people out. This is not to say I made any Omo connections there. Home and work intruded and I only went a few times. BUT, in my experience, no one was judgmental and they may have known of someone who was onto Omo. It wasn't like I didn't know who was into wax play or whatever. I hope this made sense and helps some.
  11. And I hear, if you build up enough pressure, you can use the stream to rinse your teeth after brushing. (kidding). I have been dared to see if I can pee hard enough to hit my own mouth before.
  12. @nappypants Oh goddess, I wish all of the above... 🙂 My first was my cousin. Next was a female friend who was curious about what happened when guys peed. (Of course, I obliged. Unfortunately, I am a the kind of guy who is "the nice guy" or "so much like a brother we-could-never-date".) Next was a gf, who thought it was OK, but didn't want to reciprocate. Last was my delivery driver co-worker, who got the whole 5", so to speak. (OK, so it may be 5 1/2 on a good day. <sigh>)
  13. I loved the use of the word "whilst" in the title ... for some reason that alone had me tingling all over ... and then the video. Thank you! Now if someone had a clip of pissing and quoting Shakespeare ... (preferably with a proper accent ...)
  14. I am glad you are going for the livestream. Here is some advice from friends who have streamed for some time and gave to my daughter and I (who will be streaming - mostly separately and when we get our internet company battles settled). 1. It is OK to be shy, introverted, not perfect, make mistakes, etc. when streaming. (Most streamers we follow are overly self-conscious / have self-doubt / are just like us / you. THAT is what makes the connection between people and streamers. (For two opposing examples: We don't watch, follow or like X-QC - he is loud, cocky, brash, and not humble at all. We love Monty Glu. She is humble and a better DM than Matt Mercer (who is cool, but not as good as Monty). 2. Followers take time so just broadcast what you like and enjoy what you like to do. It is going to take time to get followers. 3. Some things just aren't fair. Like copyright strikes, jerks, things that are "fair use" that aren't, and that some other people will get away with a lot of stuff and you won't even try to get away with anything and (like your example) something happens and you get dinged. It sucks and it sucks and it really sucks. If you want to stream, then take a breath, rant if you need to, and go back to streaming. It isn't you. It is either some math thing and/or some jerk who got bored and pulled his thumb out of his arse for a moment. 4. If you have problems, people/viewers understand. If you have followed other streamers, have you ever switched off one you liked because their colour balance was off or their mike made them sound like they had a kazoo taped to their nostril? I bet they said "I can't believe people are still watching me for ___ minutes and my face looks like it was sunburned and peeled with a Weed Eater (tm)." And you stayed with them. You can even use that to your advantage. Retitle the stream: Help, I have a mike that makes me sound like I've swallowed gravel while I'm playing Fort-of-Legends." You get the idea. Keep it up! Keep us posted!
  15. I've always wanted to pee like a woman (with anatomy). Somewhere on this site, there was a running thread of making a wearable panty and (I think) way to make the wearer wet as if female. Also, there are lots of wearable items - one example I just found this morning is WOW Silicone's "Penetrable Fake Vagina Silicone Underwear" that has a (as far as I can tell - I don't have one of these) catheter that goes over the penis and lets you pee "naturally" and you can have sex. (If that is your thing.) I can't afford $250+tax US. But ... If I had someone I trusted, I certainly would full demo the underwear for them as a review. I have also seen other, less expensive ones out there. And there are certainly MORE expensive ones. As to the flip side, I have let a friend, gf, co-worker, and cousin handle my penis while I peed. It isn't the same as having one herself, but the general consensus was it was fun to "write your name" - (Once even over her boss' Alfa Romeo's tyres!). I have been told it is really a LOT of fun when the guy is long enough that he can stand behind her and slip his penis through the back of her underwear and let the tip stick out of the front. She holds it and hoses everything down. (No, I don't have that photo, but I did see it on their phone at dinner after they were really really drunk. Yes, it was hot.)
  16. Would this be like a realistic female genitalia that could be worn and had a separate "bladder" that would be filled liquid that when released would simulate a large volume of urine expulsion? I know there is a "panty" that is made for persons to sit down and pee. I am not sure if it is TPE or silicon or some other material. The person using it can place their penis in a tube, which has a small diameter tube running to the "urethra" of the panty. I don't have any experience with this type of product, but it seems that recreating the experience of peeing more like a woman was the goal. Taking the panty "prosthetic" one step beyond, linking the small tube inside the "panty" to an exterior bladder could, in theory, achieve a massive wetting. To take that one step beyond, rigging a fish tank pump and a (for example) clean 10 gallon tank of water (or large water cooler bottle) to the supply hose would create an absolutely beautiful waterfall. Yes, it would be staged, but ...
  17. I know this is probably not the response you are looking for ... but FYI: I checked with a friend of mine who is a massage therapist. (Not a sex worker.) She does have some clients who have to get up during massages (pregnancy, micro-bladder, nervousness, etc.) and she says that she prefers to know beforehand if a client may have to go. I am not sure how the Asian sensual massage parlour is setup, but if you have any leakage, it can cause a LOT of cleanup for the parlour. I do not have extensive knowledge of massage parlours. I was at a jobsite many decades ago (installing software upgrades). I did not know it was a massage parlour. It looked like a Victorian house. (If you want to skip the backstory and my usual semi-rambling, go to ** to get to the (hopefully) pertinent part). I went inside and there was a parlour and off the main hall were rooms that were tiled and had stainless steel tables behind privacy screens. Above each table was an industrial type of spray hose, not unlike the cleaning spray hose I used to clean dishes when I worked food service. As I checked the CAT cables and installed updates, I could see men, women, and couples go into the tiled room and then they were hosed off and examined thoroughly by a woman or two. Then they were robed and taken down a hallway or up the stairs to private rooms. I wish I could say I pretended to throw out my back tracing cables through the house and updating each computer, but I really did pinch a nerve or something. All it took was sitting in a chair and leaning over to get a screw that fell on the floor. **I was offered a free massage. So I took it. I had to disrobe and get on the stainless table. It was after lunch and I hadn't gone pee. I can hold my pee very well (especially back then), but the woman who sprayed me with the water sprayed me from head to toe - literally - while checking every inch of me. My bladder could not hold. I said I had to go to the bathroom. She sighed and led me to the toilet cubicle off to the side and I peed. She led me back and proceeded to wash and rinse me all over again. So, hopefully you can hold it through that. Maybe your place does things differently than this one. Oh, and the massage. It was very good. I was naked, save for a drape. I was so nervous I barely got an erection. She did not ask about a "happy ending". I did not ask about a happy ending. I did finish the job that day and unfortunately had to leave town that night for a job early the next morning. Keep us posted and if things work out well for you, let us know - or if there is a protocol, let us know also.
  18. I'm a guy and I'd do it for someone if I knew it excited them. Money would be nice, but if I knew doing it would arouse someone, that would be all the better. (I guess the only thing stopping me would be being arrested for public indecency and registering as a sex offender.) I'd also do it for free - especially if I could be under the guitarist(?) from Rockbitch who would pee on her bandmate(s) or Sophia Urista's "target" audience.
  19. This is an interesting idea to think about. I am assuming that the "normalization" of "pissing oneself" would be like becoming a naturalist? I bring this up because my best friend was going to start taking a new yoga class and I had heard a UNC-Chapel Hill NPR (local) correspondent's story of going to a naturalist's yoga class in Durham, NC. (She said, and I am truncating and paraphrasing, that (with naturalism) the social taboo of nudity goes away because people are connecting on a personal level and not on a sexual level. At first there was some awkwardness, but that soon vanished and people were able to look past the physical.) Then he said that he had not heard of that particular class and since it was not online, he probably would not go. He said that pre-pandemic, his previous, mixed-gender yoga class had some pregnant women in it and the instructor told everyone that because of the nature of pregnancy, natural bodily functions would occur in class. Most women made it to the bathroom on time. A few times, there was peeing during posing. Most of the time, the women who were pregnant were at the back of the room. He said that the men who were there were not openly leering or anything. So, he guessed they weeded out the men who were there just to stare at the women (and to be fair, I guess it could be any gender combo- but he had only heard it was men who were blatantly obvious about leering). Knowing about my kink (other than you and two people off of this site), he did joke to me about "peeing yoga" (like Bikram, but, well, you know). I told him as long as it was consensual, of legal age, etc. I don't think I would ever get tired of it. But that is me - and I am the type of person who could eat the same type of sandwich every day and not tire of it (as long as I could choose the type of sandwich). BUT, all my rambling and asides being said, I do see the technical/logical (?) point the OP made.
  20. Good question. I think it is more frame of mind for me. I respond more to the person I am with. So maybe it is a particular kind of hold. If I know I am exciting someone else, it will exponentially increase my excitement/desire. This goes the same for desperation and accidents (whether real accidents or holding until you have an accident or planning an "accident"). If I have had an accident already and know I am going to have another one (especially if I know chances are I won't be interrupted) then having another peegasm is definitely easier. It is also easier to have more non-ejaculation orgasms without a rest break. But keeping hydrated is so very important! And now that I think about it, the more orgasms of any kind I have, the more hydrated I need to be
  21. I had a surprise wetting one night. It will take a few paragraphs to get to it ... so skip to the (**) if you don't want the backstory. I was trying to affect my REM sleep and dreams to see if I could increase the likelihood of having a sex dream. Unlike most men (or so I have been repeatedly told), I have always dreamed in full colour and positional sound. My best friend had been having sex dreams on a new med he was taking and I was jealous. I did not take the med, I just wanted the sex dream. Knowing that I do have narcolepsy and some hypnogogic hallucinations and other associated conditions with narcolepsy, I did not want to interrupt any sex dream with a dream of having to go pee or peeing or having to locate a bathroom or being on the ocean (etc.). I consciously limited my liquid intake for my dream experiment days. I also tried my best not to think of anything OMO or related as I mentally prepared myself for sleep. I was a couple of days into the experiment and if I had any sex dream success, there wasn't enough ejaculation during my sleep to make a damp spot. Sadly, I also did not recall any sex dreams. I had scattered vignette dreams, but no out and out sex dreams. About a week (give or take) into the experiment, I wondered whether I unconsciously feared I was going to have an orgasm and have to clean up sticky sheets in the AM. I wedged a small hand towel between my legs before bed after that. Oh, and I also wasn't getting up at night to pee. Some night (or nights) after that, I realised I was in a sex dream. (YAY!) I am not sure about anyone else, but actual orgasms in sex dreams (for me, where I feel the whole thing ) are rare. Foreplay, penetration, kink, etc. I experience at times and on different levels, but actual I feel like I have an orgasm are rare. Maybe it is the narcolepsy. (Sorry for the aside)... **So I am inside (literally) a woman in my dream and orgasm. I feel it and she is on top (YAY!). She leans back and her panties are back in place with a kind of crushed velvety red Y-front. As I am trying to figure out how she had panties on all this time (she didn't before), She opens them up with her fingers and out slides her very large clit (I later realised I had just finished Clerks 2 the previous night and the thought of Jennifer Schwalbach (the future Mrs. Dante Hicks with a huge clit) and squirts in my mouth. I am excited, now half-awake and still dreaming (as sometimes happens with narcoleptics). I have sleep paralysis (and as also sometimes happens with narcoleptics) I am "awake" but can't move. My face is looking down and it is dark in my room and there is no one sitting on top of my hips, holding me down. As to the OP, I am not sure how long it took me to notice realise there was nothing but a very soft bundle of red cloth between my legs and out of it is a stream of my pee hitting me in the face/head.
  22. Peegasms are wonderful. I can't make them happen but they leave me buzzing all over my body when they happen. I am not sure if it makes any difference, but I also have different types of orgasms. Most of them are genetic male orgasms with physical ejaculation and external physical stimulation of some kind. Sometimes I do have physical ejaculations without any physical stimulation. I can be aroused by aural or by reading. I have had orgasms that feel every bit as intense as what I would call regular male ejaculations because the precursor/orgasm/afterglow feels exactly the same as with one with a physical ejaculation, but I haven't had any physical manifestation of ejaculation. I hope that made sense
  23. In a world where you can be anyone be… The partner/lover of a kinky FM Omo couple who need a LOT of oral attention before/during/and after.
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