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  1. I see that you are into pee drinking.  Is it any pee from someone you want to be with or a particular kind of pee, such as clear only?

    1. tennyson

      Sorry it took so long to get back to you. It's been busy around here.

      I guess the answer to your question overall is yes.

      I would prefer to drink pee from someone I want to be with. For me sexuality and pee have always been together. 

       

      Clear pee is easier to drink. Medicines make it more bitter. Early morning pee is usually very strong.

      I don't like the taste of asparagus pee. I'd drink it from my partner (and/or from whomever they wished if they asked , even if they had asparagus) and not complain. But if I had a choice, clear is easier to drink more.

      I have had fresh lemonade made with peewater. Of course it wasn't all peewater, she just peed as much as she could and the rest was regular tap water and ice.

      It was pretty good. It reminded me of Vietnamese salted lemonade. And that is not a racist thing at all, my favourite Vietnamese restaurant in Greenville, SC (Mekong Restaurant on Wade Hampton Blvd) has salted lemonade. It is warm and reminds me of lemonade pee. I guess I can't really tell anyone else that, but maybe you understand.

       

      How about you? Do you have any preferences you'd like to talk about or not, it is OK either way. Also if you have more questions, please ask.

       

      Cheers,

      T

  2. I know this is embarrassing and I had an idea, but I ran this by a friend of mine who had this reaction to see if she agreed. She has intermittent trouble with holding her bladder due to nerve damage and sometimes has to wear diapers (with and/or without pads) in public. [My Friend (F)]: "So, the first reaction was something like "Oh god, look at that..." [Me]: "Yes." No reply for a minute or so. [Me]: "Did you need any other context?" No reply for a bit. [My Friend (F)]: "Did she (poster) say the girls said 'Ewww or cause a scene?" [Me]: "Not that she (Poster) mentioned." Short pause. [My Friend (F)]: "Ok. Explain what happened next." I explained from your post. [My Friend (F)]: "I may take a minute ... or three. OK?" [Me]: "OK" A few minutes pass. And then nearly 40 minutes pass. Here is her reply. I edited out the non essential parts. [My Friend (F)]: "Ok. They def. noticed the poster. I think the "Oh god" was surprise more than anything." "I thought about the subsequent reaction ... the friend laughing and the - was it the "Oh god girl?" [Me}: "I don't know. I read the post and thought of you. I didn't ask." [My Friend (F)]: "Ok, I think the "oh no that's cute though" girl was def on the poster's side. There is nervous laughter - like 'I can't believe what I just saw' There is mean laughter - like ' enter mean or derogatory phrase here' type laughter' - do you know what I mean, T? [Me]: "Yes, you know that. My ex ... and ... well, you know..." [My Friend (F): " So I think the laughter was nervous laughter and whomever said the poster was cute was at the least understanding, if not ... maybe more. It would be hard to know. I know I've giggled when my gf peed herself in public before. I mean I loved it but I laughed. She was so mad and embarrassed. She knew it was kinda my secret thing and I didn't know she was going to do it. She turned fire engine red and walked away from our date night. It took a while to patch things up. [My Friend (F): " But you know, some reactions are automatic sometimes. Maybe at least one of the girls behind the poster had to wear diapers or knew about wearing them in public. I look at ... (information withheld for privacy sake) and I can't tell. Now that I have to wear them (diapers / Depends) in public, I notice them a lot more. " [My Friend (F): " Tell the poster she's OK. If the girls saw her, I really think at least one is on her side. Maybe at their (the girls behind her) next sleepover, they will dare each other to wear diapers in public and play "Who pees last"." [My Friend (F): " BTW, sorry I took so long earlier. I changed into a fresh one (diaper) and trying to see how long I can wait before going. I think I am going to Target and see if I can make it all the way there, try on clothes, and all the way home without going. " [Me]: "TTYL" I hope this helps. Tennyson & (F)riend
  3. I am circumcised and all of my life I guess I have felt I have a "shy" penis? The head barely sticks out of my hair. When I have shaved, it barely sticks out of my ... skin? It is worse when I am nervous or cold or in public or embarrassed. (Like the first time a woman flashed me her breasts in public in exchange for me dropping my pants. She was upset, thinking I was a gangly, ugly girl.) Erect, I am 5 1/4" ... but,like now, I can push on the head directly and push it inside myself. For a long time, I've wondered about not being male. Here is the only place I can ever mention it. Thanks 🙂
  4. @BeeCat No, I had no idea! The funny thing was we met through a personal ad in the local paper - not looking for a roommate personal ad - looking for a person/partner/etc. ad. The instructions in her ad said to leave a message on her answering machine - and don't be stupid. (Her message may have been very close to: " Leave an intelligent message. Don't be cocky. Don't be an asshole. If I am interested, I will call you back. If I am not interested, I won't call you back. If you call me more than once, I will NOT call you back." (pause) "Leave your name and number after the beep. Aquarius and (I forgot which other astrological sign she mentioned) need not leave a name, number, or message." Now if her ad was just "Hey, looking to meet up/good time/etc." I would not have bothered to answer. But her ad was well-written, spelled correctly, and clever. I called up and left her a message something like this: " I am an Aquarius. I really don't put any stock in astrological signs, but I thought your ad was intelligent and that is why I wanted to respond. I know I am violating your 'do not leave a name, number, message' rule, but I wondered why the two astrological signs were singled out." I left my name and number and I did not expect to hear from her. A couple of weeks later she called me and we talked for about 20 minutes on the phone. She wanted to meet me for lunch and after that she said she needed a housemate. The rent was ideal. I still did not know she was nude at home until she showed me her place and as soon as we got there she disrobed. I think she expected me to be ... alarmed? shocked? I just said "If you want me to do laundry, you'll have to show me how you like your laundry washed and sorted." She paused and cocked her head. Then she burst out laughing. Then she said "You really mean that?" "Yep, I have never turned anything pink or shrunk anything delicate. I am the oldest of 4 children it kind of goes with the territory."
  5. There is a place (private house on wooded acres for consenting adults. It's like a club (you had to know someone and have them vouch for you, attend an "open night", be on your best behaviour, etc.). It has theme rooms. One was a medical suite (exam table, lights, machines that go "PING" with a toilet/shower area (just like in hospitals)). It also had the cabinet/slot that you could put samples for the "nurse/doctor/etc." to check. (Note: I am not sure if it was apple juice or real RP.) During my demonstration, there was a couple who RP examinations and they had a patient who presented with abdominal cramps. She peed during the ultrasound. Of course, since I was a visitor, she was mostly draped (with peeks here and there to provide incentives to join). Another room is devoted to "littles". (Sorry if my terminology is not correct, it is the term that was used by the couple who gave me the tour.). There was the standard other rooms with padded pillories and other furniture. I wish I could have gone on a night that had more participation, but life changes hit for family and then COVID hit. OH, and how did I locate the place, it was through my local "munch" meet & greet. (I found a local one on fetLife, joined the group, read a lot of posts and introduced myself (online). Then after a while, I found out they met for lunch once a month. Luckily, I was available and finally ended up going. (everyone was cool, even to me, an extreme introvert!). I asked about the private meeting place (not right away) and was open and honest about myself to get an invitation to open house night. And there you have it. Hopefully, one day, I can go back. Maybe this will help someone find a play place this way (or get other suggestions). On a side note, Costume parties are a way to get notice from a "doctor" or "nurse". You can go in a mask. (Some restaurants have theme costume parties for adults/singles, also.) You can joke about exams all you like and pretend it is all Halloween talk and fun, since it is and if you find they are turned off by it. If you do find someone willing to play, you can easily make a fake ultrasound device by getting: 1. A hand LED light (144 Lumen Ultra-Bright Portable LED Worklight/Flashlight usually about $2 at Harbor Freight) - just cover the lens or use weak batteries. 2. A couple of thick curly shoelaces (no tie) that are soft. You can hot glue one end to the light and the other can be out of the way. I hope this helps.
  6. This does contain some slight graphic references, just fyi. 1. This happened to my roommate in college. I was not present, but it was confirmed by both him and his gf. We had finished a weekend of our co-ed dorm cook-out/off contest. No, no one got sick from raw food, but there were a lot of steaks, hamburgers, and bread. It was Sunday night and they needed time alone. I decided to walk and see if the used bookstore downtown was open (no set hours). In the ensuing time, they had very enthusiastic fun and during one stretch (no, they didn't say what or who was stretching, I assume her), he came, she came and farted. What followed was a solid log that surprised both of them. They had cleaned everything up by the time I returned. Damn. This is slightly more graphic. 2. One of my medieval sword sparring students asked me if I had ever an orgasm while taking a shit. I said I hadn't. He said his wife was so horny when she was pregnant, that she sometimes came so hard and shit the bed at the same time. Having had a pregnant wife with constipation (first marriage) and a pregnant wife with diarrhea (second marriage), I could understand how it could happen, but had never had it happen to me. My current wife (second marriage) has stopped many times during sex to run to the bathroom to avoid having an accident during orgasm.
  7. Those are incredible photos. What freedom to let go!
  8. Cis (unfortunately) M. I fantasize about this quite a lot ... OK, every time I am peeing, have to pee, think I have to pee ... 1. I want to pee in my panties and not have it go up my body. When I can manage it, it feels so much better going down my thighs and legs. 2. I don't know if they still make novelty underwear that two people can wear facing each other. I've always wanted to wear a pair with a partner and pee with her. 3. I've always wanted to be a woman and have a kinky loving partner who would make love to me while desperate and then pee immediately after they have cum inside me. 4. I want to orally please a MF couple while they are making love. (This is a fantasy when I am either gender.) 5. I want to share an enema. I know this is really kinky, but hey ... ever since I saw this BBC America show (You Are What You Eat) that featured an enema (non-explicit) as way to shock people into eating healthy, my mind was warped. 6. I love the water/swimming. Having the ability to pee in a decent swimsuit (instead of trunks) is wonderful. 7. Pissing while sitting outside. It is hard to disguise doing this as a guy. I have not had success with home-made gaff/panties to redirect the flow and I have not bought a commercial pair. 8. Wearing a skirt. I have a kilt, which I LOVEEEEE!! (Even if I do have to wear something underneath at times.) But having the choice to wear another skirt would be wonderful. And I could sit out on a wall or bench and peee! There are so many more...
  9. I can attest that it does not matter what kind of chair or seat or clothing you have on (or don't have on), messing will happen. I have had ... um ... a lot of experience with sitting on a very solid delivery truck seat (with plastic bag underneath) and it did not matter whether I was producing diamonds or talc, it all came out. If you want to get graphic look at the Bristol stool chart. Any of the types will come out. The Type 1's are usually the hardest, but will push out like pebbles. They still hurt (at least to me they do!). Type 2's are like passing a solid famous brand of candy bar with nuts. It would seem like something that big would not be able to fit in the small space between my flat arse cheeks and the floor (or toilet seat or ground or car seat or ... etc.) but I can tell you it comes out. It just feels like passing something that is more solid than it is. I hope this made sense. I've been out in the heat putting on new gutter covers and in the heat it sucks.
  10. Rave Master ... Tonfa Blaster peeeeeeeee
  11. Either way / in any case, you have more than one great friend. The one you saw yesterday handled it perfectly. I wish everyone was so cool. And I don't think it matter one bit whether you "fooled" her or not. Either way, see 1st sentence.
  12. I like to shower when I need to pee. I can then try to hold it as long as I can and when I can't hold it any longer, I cup myself and try to pee a little into the palm of my hand, pretending like someone else is peeing into it or I am peeing into their hand. If I am feeling really horny, I bring my hand to my mouth and drink my pee, pretending it is someone else's (most of the time) or that my partner is encouraging me to drink my own pee. I try to hold the rest of my full bladder while I am doing this. Depending on how much time I have, I switch up the fantasy and hold myself against my body and see if I can pee into my own mouth (as if I am male) or put on a pair of panties (as if I am female).
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