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Sitting. Then again, I am in a different persona while peeing than when not.

black cycling pants... a bathing suit... and my personal favourite ... a kilt! I have a Sportkilt made of cotton and if I am in a place where I might accidently show myself off to someone who would not have given prior consent, I can wear black panties or underwear. Either way, the kilt makes a great stealth pee! And please don't deride me for not having a proper wool kilt. I am so allergic to wool that I literally get welts if I sit next to someone who has on wool.

I love peeing underwater and having someone pee on me underwater. On the way to get her new puppy yesterday (Sunday), my cousin called me and wanted me to keep her from getting road fatigue. I did not bring it up, but she mentioned a game we played a long time ago. (She was my intro into ... everything omo ... when we were younger (she is a year older) ). In the pool, we would play around and if no others were too close/around she would just give me a look and I would swim underwater and between her legs. The game was that I would swim between her legs, as close to her crotch as possible and try to tell if she was peeing or not. I had to keep my eyes closed - that was part of the deal, but I did peek sometimes and she would occasionally slip her swimsuit to the side. Most of the time she would keep it covering her. I had completely forgotten that. She asked if I was bothered or thought she took of advantage of me by doing that. She said she never forced me and I always seemed more than happy to do it. Too true. She also said that (even though we knew it wasn't really true) that when we went to a spring pool after hiking or canoeing with the family, we could usually find the time to "replenish our magic fluids" by squatting (or standing) in the water and try to get a palm full of pee and clear water to drink.

Nonobadpony has a very good point. Any content is good, but makes great content is motivation - you have hit upon it in your OP and follow up: Being excited about making content. For me, this is the biggest difference in what makes something (video, photo, etc.) memorable / enjoyable versus being just something to watch. It is hard to fake enthusiasm and excitement. (As my friend once said "I dated a couple for a year and a half. I am not sure he could ever tell how much more into her I was than him.") A couple of last suggestions: 1. Do what YOU enjoy / excites you. (Even if it is naughty / embarrassing / something new (if you want to try it). 2. Make it longer than a 10 second video, if possible. I happen to enjoy videos that are at least a minute and longer, but it depends on the subject. ('I just made it to the bathroom to film but couldn't get the camera set up to pee my pants and only got 30 seconds of soaking myself' (example)) is good if genuine and that is what happened. (I hope that made sense.) 3. Do not worry about and/or let anyone's comments about weight/size/etc. have an effect on how YOU feel about wetting / making videos and MOST IMPORTANTLY yourself. I know you made a reference to it in your OP, and I know some people have preferences, but I have a quote from Robert B. Parker (Spencer Novels) which I believe: "Each woman has her own beauty." Spenser I can't wait to see what you post, clothed or naked.

Ye goddess! I have not heard of an atomic wedgie is a very very long time. That was THE most impressive one I have ever seen. Thank her, and you!

@Htchbckrcr2121 My wife and I found out that with oral, manual, and Hitachi Magic Wand stimulation, she had the most amazing orgasms (this was HER saying it, not me). Because of years of abuse and trauma prior to meeting me, she had trouble reaching orgasm with others - and penetration was always painful. Prior to meeting her, I was familiar with female ejaculation and being very patient with a partner. It took a while for my wife to get over the sensation of having to pee (even though she would go pee before we began foreplay, many times during foreplay (just to check), and still she almost could not get over the feeling that she would accidently pee on me if she had an orgasm. She knew my full history and I never pressed her to do anything omo-related. I just mentioned what happened between my cousin and I (she was older and we both were willing and it was a long time ago - just for FYI sake - so not being creepy - if you get my meaning - the story is here somewhere on the site). Back from my usual long aside ... sorry ... So, with oral, a LOT of foreplay, a Hitachi, and patience, my wife was able to have absolutely fantastic orgasms. Occasionally, when she had business meetings and we were away from home, her colleagues were huge drinkers and even though we weren't sampling wines can get you really giddy. Back in the hotel room, I'd ALWAYS lay out our washable blue chuck pads and sometimes she would be so uninhibited that she would want to start foreplay without going to the bathroom first. A few times she even let me use the Hitachi on her while wearing her garters and stockings or pantyhose or jeans. She could not get them off in time and peed through them either before, after, and or during multiple orgasms. This was heaven to me. I think it was her religious childhood and abuse, but she could never acknowledge that it happened afterward ... even decades later.

Wow, that is a very good question. I'd never thought to link the two. Most, if not all of my friends (and all of my family I still communicate with) are at least LGBTQ+ friendly/adjacent/members/etc.

Anything SHE (and you) want to try or would like - I can guarantee WE will LOVE. The caps are because the more you both enjoy it, the more we enjoy it. And, thank you very much!

I would love to go to a lot more "wettings". There should be a designated role for helping the bride - or is that part of the maid/den of honour's duties? I have only been a groomsman at my brother's wedding (he and his now wife) had their dogs as "best man's friend" and "woman's best friend" (ringholders!) so as not to slight any close friends (or me). I thought it was cool. I did not ask his wife (or fiancee, prior to the wedding) if she had any of her human bridesmaids hold her dress while she peed.

I guess men can't pee and orgasm at the same time. I don't know about the biology of it, but some men can literally pee immediately after an orgasm. I was having a very vivid sexual dream and ejaculating during my dream when I startled awake. I had prepared for this by putting a towel under me and was hoping for a really good orgasm during sleep. Back then, I occasionally had really good, vivid sex dreams. The part of ejaculating during the dream was rare, unfortunately. To be fair, being narcoleptic, I do have seriously fucked up REM sleep, because of my severe narcolepsy. And having a hypnogogic hallucination has happened in my life. I am not sure if it played a part in this or not ... (sorry for the aside) ... I was asleep, dreaming, but not aware I was dreaming when I was having sex and orgasmed. Then I was awake (sort of) but still in the dream (still seeing the woman I was with in the dream) as I finished. Then I had to pee. So kind of simultaneously, more of my brain realizes I had been dreaming (damn it!) and I am coming out of the dream. I have just orgasmed into the towel I know is bunched under my hips. AND I am now pissing into the towel as the last of the dream visual fades. Luckily, the towel caught the pee and I did not ruin the mattress. That was when it happened on my own.

I have IBS-D and describe my usual bowels like the scene near the end of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when the boulder blocks the exit of the mine tunnels. Of course life sometimes surprises me in a bad way and there is no boulder warning to block the sudden evacuation. I have fudged some carpets before. It sucks in public. Once it happened in a Blockbuster bathroom just as I was sitting down and the waistband of my underwear had half cleared my asscheeks, which managed to divert only half of the firehose powered flood into my underwear.

Sadly, I haven't had any prostate play or erections. I have had friends claim to have come during their prostate exam. I have no reason to doubt them. I know my doctors have found mine, they say it is healthy. I have played a little with my own ass, but nothing that caused an erection (beyond normal or pressed on my bladder). I guess I am doing it wrong. I also haven't had a partner who was even remotely interested in anything anal (hers or, in this case, mine). Interesting information, though.

I have done it by accident (not really knowing I had to poop so bad) and on purpose (I was wearing a jockstrap that was dripping with sweat and a little pee.) When I was in the shower, I realized I still had the jockstrap on and I do not know why, but I thought: 'I wonder what would happen if I turned it around and pooped in it while wearing it?' You can probably guess, overfilled the cup on the jockstrap and made a HUGE mess. So much so, that I had to toss the jockstrap.

Using a pee pad (I recommend a thick, washable, reusable one from Amazon or a local Medical Supply Store. Don't worry, they won't care at all if you buy incontinence supplies. That is one of the main things they sell. ) in conjunction with contractor (very thick) black trash bags. The bags can be opened up and put on chairs with the pee pads inside. Then you can sit on the fabric pee pads and wet to your heart's (or bladder's) content. When you are done, you move it to the bathroom tub or shower and wash it out. Hang it up to dry (make sure the pad is on the inside of the shower or tub so it doesn't drip on the floor. The pads can be used on a balcony. IF you don't want to be seen, but want to be a little naughty, bring a huge beach towel that covers you. You can sit on the pad, covered in the towel, and remove your bottoms (or not) and wet the pad. Take the pad into the bathroom when done. This MAY be cringy. Think of it as a fantasy. IF someone were careful, they could cover an entire drawer with plastic bags (make sure they are completely covering the whole of the drawer so it is safe). Double bag it. Tape the bags down so they don't shift and then use the drawer. Make sure the setup is water tight with a little water and ice bucket and then remove the water to the bathroom. THEN and only then chance peeing in the drawer. Again, this could be cringy because of splash damage (cover nearby surfaces and rugs - test beforehand - bring enzyme cleaner - pay for damages, be responsible as I know they would be.) This is just a suggestion. It can be done at home carefully too as a test. Using a couple of washable pee pads (larger the better) with towels underneath and even plastic bags (thick as possible - contractor grade) and a mattress protector under them is a lot of fun. Working as a hotel employee is hard enough, thanks for not making their job harder.