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  1. Consistency and time. I know it sounds stupid, but most people can't pretend to be someone else for an extended period of time. If you are chatting with someone, make a log of what they say about themselves - likes, dislikes, things they have done, etc. If something seems way off (now or in the future) for example: If they are talking about how "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly is their favourite song, chances are they are closer to 80 than 20. With pictures, as a guy, although interested, I NEVER ask for one. And I never demand or use guilt (aka I sent you one so you have to send me one) to get a picture. I will send a photo of whatever my chat partner / online friend / etc. wants, but at first I will blur out my face (and any distinguishing marks with IrfanView (it's free!!) . If you feel comfortable, then you send whatever is comfortable for YOU. I think that any decent person would let you do that at your own pace. Pictures #2 - Back in the stone age, sometimes a guy would photocopy a group photo and send it to a woman and say something like "I'm the third one in", OK, from the left or the right? From the photographer's perspective or the people in the photograph? Or they would send a photo of a better looking friend. Or one taken years ago. Unfortunately this happens. It is different now, there are lots of photos and editing software, etc. But it still happens. So start with something in your photo that isn't uniquely you. OK, so you get through all of that. And you want to meet. Find a place that you can be in the open and around people the first time. Make it casual. Sometimes online chemistry works and RL doesn't - or not at first. But by being in public you can leave if you need to / want to. And don't forget, it is about BOTH of you and BOTH of your needs. No one person should take more than 50%. (This does happen when people meet up in RL. Sometimes people are OK online, but not in RL. I have a personal rule, it is not for everyone. "Always strive for both partners (friends, spouses, etc) to give more than 50% to the other in a relationship. That way no one feels like the other is taking advantage or using a "score card." Sorry for rambling on. I had a friend who met two guys OL and then in RL recently. She was having trouble deciding which one (if either) with whom to try to pursue a deeper relationship. One of the guys started making aside comments about "keeping score" ('I paid (this time), so I guess you buy me dinner next time ... ha, ha, just kidding.") They had already covered this after the first lunch meeting and were going to have a second ... lunch. She agreed to go out with him for a late lunch and he delayed it to 4pm, citing work issues. There is a story there, but no omo, The other guy became a great friend and maybe they will take it further ... or is it farther if they are physically involved?
  2. Not to spoil anything ... but (at least in my state) any place of business that serves food and/or alcohol has to have a working WC, running water, and electricity. If this was a private club, rules could be different there. This does not mean that there aren't bars where people relieve themselves at the bar. There was dive bar in Waynesboro, VA (the town where I grew up.) that had a 1974 Playmatic Joker pinball machine. I played pinball a lot and they would not serve me a coke at the bar (no pepsi, coke!). That was good, because there were guys there who would drink and fall asleep on the bar and piss themselves. There were bathrooms, but some guys just went into the back hall (leading to the gravel parking lot in the back) and pee out the door. Sometimes they would forget to open the door ... or the screen door if it was spring/summer/fall. This is an excerpt from Joe Kenda's book "I Will Find You" He is speaking about Fred's Bar. Unfortunately, there isn't any more to it than that. "Fred’s, which is now blessedly out of business, served the cheapest beer to the lowest of lowlifes. The dump dated back to World War II. They hadn’t wiped down the bar since V-J Day. The charming clientele was known for sucking down beer and pissing it out without ever leaving the bar. I’m serious. The regulars didn’t mind the filthy decor or the reeking odor because they contributed to it."
  3. That was fantastic! Thank you for posting it here. I bet it made a lot of member's weeks.
  4. I have found that men's underwear usually falls into a couple of categories ... functional or novelty. The functional type is the cloth (cotton or cotton/poly blend) kind - the Y fronts, boxer briefs, briefs, etc. The novelty kind are the G-String, banana hammock, caveman cocksling, elephant nose long pouch, and/or any other decorative underwear not usually designed for "special times". I guess silk boxers go in there somewhere ... for me, they exacerbate my natural ability to gather a static electricity charge from nearly every surface and end up shocking myself (or worse my partner, or the metal on the urinal). There are different kinds of women's panties, Obviously. I am speaking from a male perspective so my view on women's panties will be different than a woman's. 1. Women's panties feel different. They hug the body differently. In nearly all cases, they feel softer. When Oolong (Dragon Ball) wished for women's underwear, we laughed, but I bet they were the best pair of panties ever. 2. I feel naughty / kinky when I wear women's underwear. If I wet them (or if I am asked to do so - even better!) , it is a huge turn on for me. There are many reasons why. One is that I feel closer to what it is for a woman to pee in her panties. Two is that it has helped me RP as a woman. 3. The reaction I have from a willing friend / co-worker. In the past, I have had a couple of friends (female) and a couple of co-workers (female) who have asked me to wet panties for them. They also asked me to wet my underwear for them (twice in white Hanes Y-fronts, a few times in black (can't see anything), light grey (the favourite), light blue (very good), and plaid (dark plaid - so not as good as hoped for). The preference was women's underwear / panty hose, mesh panties, etc. In the end, it is what YOU (or who you are with) enjoys. For me, if someone I am with is *meh*, then it kills my mood as well. I hope that answers some of your question
  5. @nappypants My wife does not find it exciting. The nurses have seen it all (and more). Her doctors are understanding. Even with all of that, she is still sometimes embarrassed. Occasionally, she and I will see someone who seems ... interested? maybe? but not wanting to say anything because it is in a doctor's office or surgery pre/post op. When my wife had her inter-stim taken out (for bladder and bowel control) the nurse who helped her to the bathroom after the surgery came back into the recovery room and her white nurses pants were nearly transparent. I could see her dark red panties and the fan shaped wetness (or so it seemed) spread outward. She made it back to the bed and tucked my wife (still very much out of it). When she bent over, I could see how soaked she was. She was maybe 3 feet at most from me and I had a good 3/4 view of her bum. When she straightened, she was blushing heavily. If my wife was OK? I asked her if she was OK, as well? She said there were no problems, just having to put a (here she stammered) on a patient who was so out of it was ... tricky. I told her I knew what she meant. She blushed some more. She said she gave up and used a chuck pad and pressed it against her (my wife) to get her back to the bed. I told her that was a good idea, I said I hadn't thought of that before. I asked her how did it not fall off. She said she had to hold it a bit - but not long because it wasn't far. I told her thank you and hope she had a good shift. She said thanks and she needed to have a break because it was a very busy day already. (She must have forgotten she already told me she just came on shift as I was called into recovery.
  6. I do. For some reason, women's underwear feels better than men's. Excluding masturbation and without thinking too hard, the first memories I have are wetting a jockstrap (it was exciting, but lacked something), a pair of panties (I am not sure whose, it could have been my Mom's, Aunt's, or someone's my mom was taking to the clothing drive for the less fortunate. Those were old and so soft. The next pair were a dare by my cousin. She is a year older. We switched underwear. The only thing she liked about my white Y-fronts was that she could play around through the flaps and stick vegetables out through it for me to eat. Her underwear was so soft. It smelled nice also. She would make me wear it and drink loads of water. When I was bursting to go, she would make me hold it until the last moment ... and then some. By then, we would be in a private place where I could take off my pants, shoes and socks. I never thought of it until now, but she used to have me do "lifts" like I was lifting a heavy box with my knees as I peed. She would stand behind me and press her hand against me as I peed and it would drench her panties. If we had time/privacy after, she would have me lay out and pretend I was asleep while she sat on my hips and rubbed herself until she came. I guess this led to me loving women's underwear. The best part is loving them on a woman and after she has worn them - especially after a long day and/or having and accident. The next best thing is wearing women's underwear myself and wetting and/or messing. It feels so ... exotic? erotic? kinky? all of it? Sometimes I wish I were not manly (hairy, clumsy, etc.) so I could feel like a woman wearing panties.
  7. As a kid, my mom had a Planter's "pee"nut can that she used. She would throw a blanket over her and squat in the passenger's seat and fill the can. Later, she would toss it and wash it out at the gas stop or rest area or wherever. My little brother ALWAYS had to pee. (He was described by his specialist for ADD as, "If all the other children I see are ADD, Will is ADHD3 (cubed)". And Will was of the first generation who were diagnosed as having ADD. This is important because he could not sit still in the car. We had an Olds 98 and were on vacation. We had just had lunch two hours ago and Will had been squirming for the last 45 minutes asking Dad to stop because he had to pee. The traffic was slow enough that we didn't stop moving, but were moving too much to let him out to run onto the shoulder or over the crashguard to pee. As the traffic started up, Will was looking nearly crosseyed with holding it. Dad said "Will ... hold it or stick it out the window! Just please be quiet for a moment!" As Dad sped up with the traffic, Will plastered himself on the rear driver's side passenger window. (Not uncommon) Then we heard the window open. I was sitting on the other side of the bench seat with my sisters in the middle. I looked up and saw Will being silly. I saw a Highway Patrol car in the left lane speeding up. Then I heard Will trying to hold back a snicker. Then I saw the stream trailing along the window. Oh gods! Will was peeing out of the window and a police officer had to have seen a boy with his bits peeing out of the car window. The patrol car passed alongside us and as it was parallel with Dad, the officer looked over and just nodded his head slightly back as he drove off. Dad shook his head and then looked in the rear and sideview mirrors.... "WILL!!!!!!' My little brother was so startled, that he slipped on the armrest and pushed the automatic window button up, almost catching himself in the process. We (especially he) laughs about that to this day. In my van, I carry towels, heavy duty leaf bags, very wide mouth sports bottles. (I am not huge or long, but there is a 32 oz sports drink bottle I used once that I almost got stuck inside. So I use a clean 64 oz one instead. I can hold it (the sports bottle with my legs and slip it over myself and pee into it. Aslo, any decent medical supply store should have "auto johns" (heavy plastic urine catchers) for just such a problem.
  8. You can remove just the bottom part of your armour. Since I have whole leg pieces, I can undo the straps to the cuisse belt, undo the straps on the backs of the thighs and calf. Then I could drop trousers and lift up the gambeson, tabard (or sircoat) and maille while sitting on the toilet. I am about 6' tall and not too wide (except shoulders), and most Por-A-Loos are kind of cramped without being in armour. I would definitely lose the gauntlets and gloves. Buckling and unbuckling are difficult enough at times and very hard to do with gloves and gauntlets on. (Not to mention wiping.) We did have one guy who "never took his gloves off" (it was vanity, not medical or otherwise - he said he paid $164.53 for the custom pair of white leather gloves and 'by damned if I am going to remove them the entire weekend so I can get my money's worth.' (Close enough to a direct quote. Guess who forgot to take his gloves off in the Port-A-Loo? Guess who screamed when he stained his glove. And if that wasn't bad enough, as he was hopping and yelling for help in the Port-a-Loo, He flapped his other hand too hard and it slipped off and fell into the opening ... He begged people to get it out. I think someone finally found a grabber tool and plucked out the now non-white glove. I felt sorry for him until he blamed the Highland Games venue and our group for ruining his prized gloves. WTF?! I can understand being upset. I would be. But I would have not blamed anyone else. Oh, and on a lighter note. When we do some events in very light armour (leather breastplate, vambraces, gauntlets, helm) and kilt ... It is VERY easy to get to the toilet. 1. Hold my sword, please. 2. Drop gauntlets 3. Run for the toilets!
  9. Thanks for sharing your photo. We would love to see anything you love or want to show us.
  10. OOH! I found where I had posted a RL incident in 2018. It is in the Forum Discussion (Topic Title: Public wettings/How public are you willing to go?) By BENAir01 , April 15, 2018 in Omorashi general Sorry I can't do the link to it ... my tech savvy on copying links does not seem to work today. Anyway.... This one above (this thread) happened in 2015. ( I checked the photo dates and my journal of events. I guess people at Highland Games and my group forgot between 2015 and 2018 that fast food breakfast makes me mess.) If you have any questions or anything, please leave a comment here or send a PM. Cheers,
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