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  1. tennyson

    PissPlay

    Ohhhhh! Thank you so much! Just what I needed today!
  2. tennyson

    i want to have an accident during sex

    As has been said, female ejaculation and peeing are two separate things. I have tasted both and both are wonderful. When my wife was able to be intimate / have sex she was able to ejaculate. I would say it was my favourite part of lovemaking. She was constantly afraid she would pee (and knew I did not care if she all but drowned me either by accident or on purpose). It was a bonus if she forgot to wipe all before she hopped back into bed, I took my time with her and kept her hydrated (very important for pee play and female ejaculation). By the time we had been able to reliably bring about her ejaculation, she became less worried that her bladder always had something left. When she was really, really horny (and to this day, I do not know if she said this to excite me more or because she did actually do it, or both) she would sometimes say: "Oh! I think I just peed in your mouth!" (Which would make me more horny / lick her harder / play with her G-Spot in a slightly different way...) or When she would sometimes be nearing her ejaculation, she would say. "I don't want to stop, but I have to pee. I know I just peed like 10 minutes ago, but I might have to pee again ... " (My usual answer was "I don't care, I love you and if you don't want to get up I don't mind. I love the way all of you tastes, every molecule excites me and I am lucky to be with you. ( Aside: (It took a very long time to get her to relax to be able to be interested in sex, let alone orgasm because of childhood abuse and religious guilt). Occasionally, she would get up, and maybe she could push a tablespoon of pee out. Most of the time, she stayed. I would continue and she would ejaculate, usually filling my mouth, soaking my face, hair and chest. Very rarely (maybe four times over 7 years), I would accompany her to one of her our of town committee meetings. Her committee members loved drinking at night and she would get very tipsy and adventurous. Unfortunately, she does not recall everything that happened, but (trying to stay on topic) one of my favourite things she would do is not be bothered to go to the bathroom and leave herself desperate. This left me for some wonderful memories. Once, we were heading out to dinner (a 1 1/2 hour drive in a 12 passenger van with no toilet). She and I were in the very back and she had to go. She said she could wait if she could take the edge off and asked if I had a towel, cup, Gatorade bottle, etc. I said I think so. The committee leader called to her (from the front of the van so she stood up. Her panties were already off. I was looking on the floor and seat for the plastic cup I had seen. I did not hear her say "Ready?" and I was just getting the cup up to her lips, when she let a spurt go. Her stream was loud and hot. My thumb was wet. The cup had a crack. She pushed out another spurt and slid over to the other side of the bench, still talking to the committee chair. I was behind the seat, half squatting. The crack was not going to hold in her pee much longer and I had no where to dump it and no paper towels to stuff inside the cup. No one was looking (or so as I could tell), so I drank her pee. Later, she asked me what I did with the cup. I told her I found a small hole in the floor of the van can carefully poured the pee out onto the highway. After dinner, she was more than tipsy. We made it back to the hotel room and she was horny. We played around and I pulled her to the edge of the mattress and stared licking her. She was sopping and using more kinky language than normal. As I was getting ready to orally bring her to orgasm, she half sat up and said, "Oh! Shit, I have to piss ...." She passed out and peed in my mouth, all down my chest, all over my underwear and legs ... I drank all I could. I cleaned her up and tucked her in. She asked me later what had happened. Since she never really got excited by pee play, I told her she came big time and fell asleep.
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    Holding during a shower?

    I love drinking lots of water leading up to my shower and trying to hold on as long as I can while showering. When I finally just have to let go, it makes me very light headed. I've always wished I had someone I could share this feeling with. I had a co-worker who loved to straddle her boyfriend/fiancee's leg in the shower/water park/beach/etc. and pee (and was not shy about telling about it - well, telling me anyway). It never did anything for him. It turned her on immensely. It turns me on immensely, even to this day.
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    Help me design a way to wet secretly!

    OK, I admit I had to look up penis pants, but I get the general idea. Thanks :)
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    Help me design a way to wet secretly!

    Um, do you have any photos ... even if it is of just the pants, it would be appreciated.
  6. The following contains self pleasure, urine, jerking off, et. Just FYI. OH .... WOW.... I know, all caps ... but. (and I am blushing furiously right now) Here is the backstory. I was working on a custom skin for someone's avatar on Second Life over 14 years ago (or more?). Her build was nearly the same as the woman in the video (just a more defined six pack and slightly larger breast size, but the nipple shape and angles were to my memory the same). The face was not the same, but with the hair, similar enough. I worked for a couple of weeks to get the skin to the client's specifications and she provided a lot of reference photographs. My subconscious was loaded by the time I completed her new avatar. She was pleased. I was excited (and exhausted - a product of narcolepsy). She thanked me and vanished off to who know where to show off her new self and I logged off to give my brain and eyes a rest. I remember leaning back in my chair and stretching up to loosen my arms. The next thing I remember I was sitting in a chair, wearing a stretchy dress. My breasts were stretching the material out and I could feel my nipples were hard . (I have full colour and sound dreams when I recall them. It sucks when they are horror ones. Other times they are confusing. Other times erotic. This time, the dream was both.) I know I am a guy. In the dream and in RL, but I have a woman's body. I have acted, rp'd, etc. as a woman (sexually and not) so that was not the oddity. What was novel to me was that it was my POV as a woman. I was horny and started playing with my breasts. (Watching the video was like looking into a mirror of my dream.) I slipped the top down to my stomach and played with my breasts. At some point I noticed the dress was bunched up in my lap and uncomfortable. I pulled up the hem and I was kind of shocked I was still a guy down below. I had one hand up and one down until I felt that sudden urge to go RIGHT NOW .... It was about this time I was fully realising I was dreaming. I was also more slowly realising that when I have to go in my dreams, I REALLY have to go out of my dreams. I saw and felt the stream hit my face, lips, mouth, hair, and chest, soaking me. I tasted the tang of my pee. I had to wake up from the dream and get to the bathroom quickly or there was going to be a mess. I hated to leave my (for once) beautiful body ... but I shook myself, feeling the pressure build, and knew I had to do something quickly. I pinched my beautiful nipples. OW! I woke up, looking down at my hard penis pointed right at my face. My left hand was pinching my nipple and my right hand was stroking myself. I came on my face. I also realised I had peed all over my hair, face, shirt, chair, and lap. This video just brought back the dream I had. Sorry for the all caps, but I hope I can be excused for it.
  7. tennyson

    Help me design a way to wet secretly!

    I had never heard of Kinky Diapers ... has anyone seen/heard of (or better yet) used them?
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    Messing without messing

    @mpeoples42 I have always wanted to try a bit of chocolate brownie. This stems from a prank I used to pull at an amusement park I worked for in high school. At the end of a shift, I'd buy a brownie, quickly nuke it in the micro, then roll it around in the styrofoam container. This produced a very realistic log shape, especially if some of the nuts showed through. I would then put the container in my pocket and ride on one of the slower coasters. As the ride reached the first drop, I'd let the brownie slip onto the floor, where it would roll/bounce to the front of the car. It would take a few rolls down the entire length of the cart until someone would scream. OK, so maybe I was a jerk when I did that. But the fake turd looked real enough. I do not know how long after those summers that I wondered if I could simulate an "accident" without all of the smell, mess, and cleanup. I remembered the brownie. I also know that coconut oil is VERY slippery. I have never had the courage (or time by myself) to try staging a brownie mess. I want to try it .... Oh and one more thing ... NO NUTS! They work well in the rollercoaster car, but not other places .... cheers!
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    Help me design a way to wet secretly!

    I do on occasion ... or by request from someone. Unfortunately, it has been a long time since I have had enough alone time or a long trio to enjoy it properly. I wish I still had a job where I had to deliver to Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill, Charlotte, or Columbia areas. I had a great driving partner who enjoyed diapers, desperation, and other games.
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    Peeing During Anal?

    As long as she likes it, I like it. I find it very hot.
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    Help me design a way to wet secretly!

    Odor can be helped by drinking lots of water, with the caveat that some meds, vitamins, foods, etc. can change the smell and colour of urine. Wetting secretly means that the wetness has to go somewhere or be absorbed somehow and not be noticed. If I am not mistaken, darker colour clothes hide wetness better (like navy or black). I know this isn't much help. I wish I had $90 extra to try the Coaltree pants. They look like fun!
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    Urinating during sex

    When my wife was able to have sex, she would sometimes pee during orgasm. (oral or vaginal. Because of her anatomy, we could not do anal.). It took a LOT of mental ability for her to get over the programmed "shame" of doing something "not normal". She doesn't like to talk about it, but she knows I have an interest. I did help her learn to female ejaculate, which she loved to do, although it exhausted her. Maybe someday when she is healed and her drive returns ...
  13. Welcome back, Eureka. Thank you for sharing your WMMO
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    Bikini / Swimsuit wetting

    It is still up .... and beautiful!
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    Chamber pots, frilly dresses

    Thanks you so much for sharing your finds. I think I may have seen one or two of these years ago in an art book. I am glad to see them again (and more).