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tennyson

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About tennyson

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    he/him

My Kinks

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    Diapers
    Watersports
    Crossdressing
    Cuddling
    Ear play
    Exhibitionism
    Face-sitting
    Farting
    Foot play
    Futanari
    Gender bender
    Licking
    Messing
    Pee drinking
    Tomboys

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  1. 1. Wet your pants accidentally Yes 2. Wet your pants on purpose Yes 3. Peed in bed Yes 4. Peed outside Yes 5. Wet yourself in public Yes 6. Peed in the bathroom, but not in the toilet Yes 7. Measured how much You were holding Yes 8. Peed in the pool Yes 9. Had a holding contest with someone No, sadly 10. Peed in an ally/park to avoid an accident Yes 11. Peed in the car Yes 12. Peed in a diaper/pull-up Yes 13. Held it for 10+ hours Yes 14. Peed in a towel/pillow/cushion yes 15. Been tickled/startled into a pee accident Yes 16. Been denied the bathroom when you were desperate Yes (at work, too) 17. Let some out to take the pressure off Yes 18. Tried to see how far your stream could go Yes 19. Wet yourself in someone’s lap No, I don't think so ... 20. Had to make up a story on the spot to avoid embarrassment. Yes Only 9 and 19 ... I feel so incomplete
  2. This is just a curiosity question and kind of related to the above. Does anyone know about pineapple juice? I have close second hand and um, some experience with pineapple juice changing the taste of fluids, including urine. BUT I do not know if I am biased or the persons I asked were biased because of asking them to try pineapple juice and trying to note the difference (or no difference). I could not be with them to make sure that they were following protocol. I WISH, but I couldn't. Does anyone have an idea or actual knowledge. PM is OK, if you don't wish to share publicly.
  3. I love the puddle in the jeans as well. So very sexy. More mirror and sky peeing, I say! (Is skypeeing a thing, or does it sound like something else? Maybe I need more caffeine ...)
  4. I was just going to run a few quick errands to the pharmacy, Costco, Aldi, and then home. It wasn't that I had a lot of items at each place, but the lines in the store ... oh gods, the lines. It must be people forgot to bring their list day - standing in line at Costco, I felt my bladder going into the red zone. I pulled my muscles together (btw, it is the kind of thing that can make my stream slow a bit and make it feel like my penis is throbbing - my wife loved that feeling during and after sex - thought I would share it for anyone who didn't know) . It helped some. Then another person (just ahead of me) said "OOOH, I forgot ...(mumble) ... " and ran off into the warehouse. Great. I hope he gets back before we have to move. My full level creeps up. Then he comes back, no apology, and the guy behind me is bumping me with his cart for not kicking the guy in front of me out of the way. That jostles my bladder. Finally I am almost next up and forgot item guy turns into forgot card guy. Spills wallet guy. Soon I am going to be wet pants guy if he doesn't hurry. I am considering ditching items, but ... he finds it in his hands. Sigh. Then I go through. No problems. Exit Costco. Traffic is awful. One lane closed and I should have gone to the bathroom at Costco, but it was being cleaned. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, someone barfed in the bathrooms while I was in line and they had to close it for decontamination. yay. I am on the highway bypass (through the part of the city, ten minutes with light to no traffic to Aldi to get Milk and cheese for my daughter). One lane is closed and people are driving stupidly. It takes 30+ minutes to go maybe 2-3 miles. My lower back hurts because I have to pee so badly. I did not bring a towel or pee can or gatorade jug. My insulated bag (for the milk) is waaaay in the back of the van. (Where are you force grab, hookshot, spider webs?) I am bouncing in my cloth seat. If I wet it, no one is open who can clean it. I contemplate a lot of kinky scenarios, but none of them will work because I am moving off and on; I also can't reach that far; not enough space; the tissue box fell off the console and into the backseat area and out of reach ... I finally get off the highway and it is less than one mile to Aldi. There is a McDonald's closer, but it is swamped. I make it to Aldi right as they are about to close and I tell them I am going to just get milk and cheese and be gone. That's it ... nothing else. I run in and am cramping a lot. I am going to piss all over their nice clean floors... Crap. I don't want to get banned. I love Aldi. I can afford to eat because of Aldi. Maybe I can slip into the bathroom ... Nope. The cleaning cart is in front of the bathrooms. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. I think I just leaked in my underwear. I detour to the cash register and put my milk and cheese on the end of the belt. The customer's card doesn't read in the scanner. He tries again. No luck. He assures them it works. I am hopping up and down. He looks at me. The cashier looks at me. "Leg cramp" He tries one more time and looks at the card. Library card. Then gets out his credit card. Thank bloody gods that one works. He leaves. I hand the cashier cash and grab another insulated bag. "You already have one'" she said. "You need another?" "Frozen peas," I answered. "For ... the leg ... Keep the change." I run out of the store, saying thanks to the manager, who is unlocking the door for me. I make it to the van, just. I put the grocery bag inside. I open the new freezer bag, tearing it a bit and straddle it. I can't hold it. There is already a wet spot on my pants. I squat in the fan, the door open and I am hovering (kind of) over the seat, with the bag pulled up to my waist. Oh gods ... I am shivering and shaking almost like an orgasm ... such relief. I don't know how much time I took, but it seemed forever. And not long enough. I opened my eyes and I am looking right into the store manager's face... She came over to see if I was OK. (I come to this Aldi a lot ... ever since it opened ... I was the 43rd customer in the store. We all got tags that day. I am soooo embarrassed. ) She is just looking at me. Not upset. I am not good at reading people ... not at all. "I'm OK ... I just ... you know ..." She nodded and went back to the store. That was two days ago. The police didn't come to my house. Today, I am out of milk. I need to go back and get more. So, That is one of my best pees in recent memory ... also one of my "oops, I was caught".
  5. I was with a girl a year older and licking her in the shower (through her bathing suit and at her request). I don't know if I wasn't doing enough or she liked it too much or what but we ran the house's huge water tank dry. She later admitted that during the time she was straddling me (I was kneeling on the floor), she was thirsty and kept drinking water from the shower ... and didn't want me to stop when she had to pee. I kind of knew it, and loved it, but did not say anything (didn't want to break the absolutely perfect day of my entire life so far). I told her anytime was OK with me. We saw each other off and on over the years - sometimes she stayed with us while my aunt went off with another husband or job. She was my protector and best friend. She also was kinky. She woke me one night (which is hard, I have narcolepsy - which I did not know then) and said I had wet the bed. So she had put me in a diaper. In exchange for not telling anyone, I had to clean her body for the next week. I was so embarrassed I agreed. (I also loved the idea.) It was really hard at school to find a place to clean her where no one could see us. Only after the week was done, did she tell me she had stripped me of my pajamas, slipped a diaper on me, sat on me reverse cowgirl (I did not know the term then), and then peed into my diaper. Of course, I am sure this is why I have this fetish.
  6. And women's anatomy (in my opinion) is so much more beautiful than mine ... like having a waterfall instead of a drainspout.
  7. tennyson

    Moms

    I think it is great to watch moms pee. Maybe it is an extension of a fascination of watching pregnant women pee. (and a fantasy of being a PC (actually a Bobby), because of the hat and being required by law to have to take it off and hold it for any pregnant woman who had to pee. I was told this was actually police policy in the UK and I so wanted to be a Bobby (now a Police Constable) just so I could have women pee into my helmet. I was also very young (elementary school) when I was told this. When I was of age, and back on the main subject, I was dating and a date was reluctant to do more than kiss and cuddle. I thought it was me. She laughed and said it was because she had 2 kids (I knew that) and every time she was excited / laughed a lot / orgasmed, she peed a little. It embarrassed her a lot. I told her I didn't care. She thought I was kidding. She said guys say that and then get a bj or have sex and the moment it gets messy, they leave. I told her to take her time and if she wanted me to prove her past experiences wrong, I would gladly do it with no pressure. It took a while, but she let me sit in the bathroom with her while she peed. Then I asked to wipe her back to front (kidding ... she looked shocked too!). Finally, she was so relaxed with me one night, she said to go ahead, but I had to promise I would not stop being her friend. I took a long time to build her up and she orgasmed ... and peed. She froze. I did not run away. I held her. She cried. We fell asleep and the next morning started again. We weren't together every day, she had her kids some time and her ex had them some (joint custody separate household thing). But I felt it was going really, really well. A few months passed and it was a busy time for both of us. She was nervously excited and something else. We went to dinner one night and she said (after ordering) ... "We need to talk..." I won't draw it out for you, but it felt like years for me, before she finally told me her fear of peeing had made her stop being sexual with her husband and that stopped communication, which stopped the marriage. It turned out that he never minded her "losing her bladder" (his words) and never detracted from her sexiness at all. He could never understand what was wrong because she did not say anything ever to him. Well, that was it for that relationship. They are both good friends, now. He thanks me (even decades later) almost every time he sees me - no matter where we are. It is embarrassing. I tell people I alerted him not to use a car repair shop. They were not only ripping people off but also about to be raided. (True story, but the person I warned off was another person.) I did not want him to lose his car. So, yes, I get the mom peeing ... gods, she was gorgeous. I mean it was just she had her own beauty that is indescribable but just somehow takes my breath away - and with my favourite kink ...
  8. Wait ... there was a car in the commercial ... I was trying to see which woman was in the passenger seat. I re-watched the commercial a couple, er, a few times ... and um ... I keep forgetting to look for the car. Who cares about the car's tank. I want a car that will make my SO want to pee all the time. And if they (the couple in the commercial) had a VW Thing, they literally could pee while driving. My best friend's parents had two of them ... and yes the licence plates read "Thing 1" and "Thing 2"... and they left the top down/off and it would rain/etc. and then dry out quickly with no damage to anything vehicle wise. He told me one night a date had to pee really badly and they were coming back from a concert a few hours away in North Carolina. She had to pee and they were in no-person's land (NC 29N from Greensboro to NC 58 - for those interested). He told her there were no really safe stops there for them but, that the car was waterproof. She was pissed, but would not even stop by the side of the road. He said he would stop and shield her from any cars, but there was nothing he could do other than that. She told him if he didn't get her to a gas station right then, she would drench his dad's car. He said she wouldn't dare. He started to pull into a very small gas station, which was to put it nice, not a place to stop at nice with a date. (I have been there during the day and had to stop and I would never do it again.) She said she wasn't going in there, no 'effing way. He drove off. It was about 8 more miles to Axton and maybe 20 to the outskirts of Martinsville. She was bouncing and cursing him out. He offered to stop. She said no ... she was NOT going to pee in the middle of nowhere with god knows who around. Now Ash is a bit of a jokester, but not mean. He really meant it when he said it wasn't safe to stop at a gas station. It was well past midnight and there was literally nothing open there at that time with a bathroom. He also had incredible luck when it came to being able to talk to women - quite the opposite of me. He looked over at her and said. If you peed in your panties right now, I think I would fall in love with you forever. She was silent. (She confirmed this story ... while very drunk the next night ... and not knowing that Ash had already told me what happened.) Then she pulled up her dress above her waist and spread her legs. She looked over at Ash and took his hand from the gearshift and placed it between her legs. She flooded his hand and his father's car. Obviously they made it home safely, barely avoiding accidents a couple of times.
  9. That was fantastic. Thank you so much. Wetting pantyhose is so sexy.
  10. Maria De Mederios (Anais Nin in Henry & June) Tara Fitzgerald (Sirens, The Englishman Who Went Up A Mountain) Monica Bellucci (Shoot 'em Up) Brigette Lundy-Paine (Action Point) - I worked at an amusement park for 2 seasons and Action Point was legendary to us. When the film came out, it was, well no cinematic tour de force ... but OMFG "Four Finger Annie" was one of my "dream type" of girl/women at that age. There are so many more...
  11. @ PrincessPeeach I completely understand. I've always (since I was maybe 3 or 4? - Yes, that early) wished there were genderless bathrooms and anyone could go and not be embarrassed. I am not sure where the next part came from, but it involved having a privacy shield (if wanted/needed) so a person could enter the bathroom and not be seen if they wanted (or to be seen and by whom). I know I had written some notes about this when I was in 1st grade. My teacher had assigned us a task to draw/write/make/create something that would help/could improve people's lives. My invention was the IVPT. The invisible person Private Toilet. It involved being able to go to any room (or even outside) and use the bathroom without being seen or bothered. And it cleaned you up (hands as well) automatically. You could even go in class and not have to get a hall pass or have to explain to Mrs. Mann (the second grade teacher and denier of bathroom visits - even with a hall pass) why you really had to go ... Anyway, I worked a week on that project. Miss Jackson, my teacher, talked to me after class and told me my ideas were ... quite interesting and unique. She said she did not think my classmates would understand (apart from Mrs. Mann evasion) why I chose this invention. I was already a loner and picked upon and I understood. So I redid the project and made a pollution scrubber for the DuPont and GE smokestacks that were in town.
  12. That is one of the reasons I love the Sims. A second reason (far below the ability to pee) is getting rid of Mortimer Goth. He is mean to his wife. But that is far below my love of peeing Sims ... and I really need to get a more recent version of the Sims with mods.
  13. Another reason is that most men I have observed do not wash their hands after using the bathroom (stall, urinal, floor, trash can/ rubbish bin, electric air dryer (>.< I know) - but at least the guy stopped when his friend hit the "on" button. Still ... I know that was off topic ... I just had to mention it ... but back to the topic ... Urinals can be used by either gender I am not saying they are exactly clean or comfortable or that there isn't a learning curve to making sure the stream is aimed at the urinal. My uncle's "log cabin" (modern with solar power, water warmed floors, all mod cons, etc.) had an upstairs which had a huge bathroom. The bathroom contained a urinal, a bidet, a commode, a shower, a 2 person tub, and 2 sinks. My aunt also used the used the urinal to pee by standing, spreading her lips, and canting her hips forward (there may have been some details I've forgotten). She had a large bladder and could pee very quickly. The guest bedroom was across the hall/stairway from the bathroom/entrance to the master bedroom. When I stayed there, and if I was in just the right position, I could see anyone who used the urinal in 3/4 view to their left side. She told me she would never use a public urinal, but the one at home was cleaned very often. My uncle laughed and said not to get any kinky ideas ...
  14. What an interesting choice ... It gives me such naughty thoughts too. (transfer) "I bet I can make you wet yourself if you sit on my lap, (face, etc.)" (absorb) I would love to be able to be at a large public venue (like a concert) and be able to have (with their permission) persons bursting to go have their desperation absorbed by me. I can only hope that at least some of them would say "You know what ... can't I just go on you?" And I would answer "YES, Please!"
  15. Thanks, sleeeeep! That was a beautiful video. I haven't seen any others, but I'll take his word for it. I hope he buys truckloads of pads for you.
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