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solous.persona

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  1. What a great fuckin' saturday! I scored a significant amount of Edible Gummies(for FREE!!), Smoked Out with my neighbors, and chilled outside listening to music; I taught them the finer points of Trance Music, and they taught me all about Gangsta Rap and Crip/Blood rapper beefs! All in all, not a bad day! Oh yeah. Also. I pissed my boxer's in the shower! I'd been Holdin' all day and I was doin' good until I had to look in the bathroom for something and that was all she fuckin' wrote! It was all I could do to crab-walk over to my phone and back to the shower. Once again I hit "Record" just as I lost control! Oh y'all...it felt so godsdamn good! Gettin' really stoned and then pissing your undies 'cause you couldn't hold it in a second longer? I highly(pun intended) recommend it! One Last Thing: Again, please ignore the scars on my feet. Fire Ant beds are no joke down here in Texas. Especially when your stoned ass isn't payin' attention to where you're walkin' while wearing sandals. VID_0012.3gp Wishin' Y'all A Wet Saturday Night! ❤️
  2. That's it! I couldn't hold it anymore! I made the mistake going into the bathroom as I was looking for something. All the sudden my whole lower abdomin tenses up and I knew right then and there I wasn't gonna make it! I had just enough time to crab-walk over to my phone and back, strip off my shorts and shirt, and hop in the shower. Video is on it's way! [satisfied sigh] What a great fuckin' Saturday!
  3. As day rolls into evening down here in the Lone Star State, I'm still Holding strong. Chalk another liter up on the board. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my neighbors were outside chillin'. One of them waved me over and they generously shared a Clutch Blunt with me. We chilled out there for a little bit, until one of the dude's girlfriend just strolls up out of nowhere and just BAM. Instant argument. And I'm talkin' full-blown, hood-ass, just yeah. I immediately extricate myself from that awkward situation. Now I'm just hangin' out in my room, 'bout to watch a Let's Play. I'm probably not gonna go back outside again as I'm starting to have to be very mindful of making any sudden movements. My neighbors are cool and all it's just...Gangstas don't "get" Omo. Golden Showes? Hell yeah! But wetting, and holding and stuff? Yeah they shy away from it. #Omo'HoodLife
  4. Just now starting to feel like I have to pee! [immediately chugs 1L of lukewarm water]
  5. That's what I've been doing. It's just this phone has a very limited selection to pick from.
  6. 3hrs, 24oz(710ml) of coffee, and 2.5L of water later: Y'all...so like, I'm not gonna "Pics Or It Didn't Happen" this until I have permission from the Mods, as it involves, depending on your state/province/country, possible illicit substances but...I just scored a bigolgodam bag of Edible Gummies THAT I DIDN'T EVEN FUCKIN' PAY FOR! Some dude next door I know just fuckin' slapped a 5er in my hand and said "'Ey, lookout [My Street Name](which I'm NOT sharin' unless you're local), take this 'ere an' go see [Other Guy's Street Name] downa block. He got sumthin' fo' ya." To which I responded, "A'ight bet." I procceeded to go "Downa Block," found [Other Guy], and told him what my neighbor told me, handin' him the $5. He went inside for a bit and came back out with a bag almost the size of my fist full of Magick little cubes! He put the bag down in my hand and then he just gave me that nod that all Drug Dealers in the U.S. give you. It's a nod that directly translates into "Our Business Transaction Has Concluded, Would You Kindly Kick Rocks And Go Fuck Off." I turned heel and did my best attempt at a "Thug March" I could muster back to my place. I located the Catalyst of this whole Adventure and asked exactly what I'm supposed to do with this, fearing in the back of my mind that I just inadvertantly got initiated into a Gang or something. I'm not knockin' the Gang Life, it's just I'm pretty sure the streets of ATX aren't ready for a 36 year old D&D Slingin', Video Game Crushin', Star Trek Online-Watch-Party Havin' OG-Nerd Thug. It's just not the right time. So anyways, he told me "Nah [Word I'm Not Ethnically Allowed To Say], that's fo' you, Dawg. Enjoy 'em, Bruh." He clapped me on the shoulder and went inside. I'm just sittin' here now like, I posted in my Funny Drug Stories thread earlier this morning sayin' "Everyday's a fuckin' adventure in The 'Hood" or some shit, but...I'm feelin' like the Skweezy Jibbs of East ATX right now, y'all! This is turnin' into a dope-ass Saturday, it's making look forward to my wet inevitability even more! More to come! #Omo'HoodLife
  7. Alright! Redemption Round! Mornin' Piss has been had, coffee has been drank, and the last of my weed has been smoked. The Clock starts now! Let's see what the day brings! 😆
  8. It's almost 11am on a Saturday in East ATX. I'm with 2 other broke-ass Stoners that only got $3 and a bicycle between us. Everyday's a fuckin' adventure in The 'Hood y'all!
  9. Ah damn. Were we supposed say our orientation? 'Cause I play by D&D Rules. My Alignment is what I like to call "Chaotic Bisexual" 😛 oh and I'm 36
  10. um...I do all this on a TCL Flip Pro. (Don't judge y'all. Poverty in America is REAL!) So yeah. Definitely a good chance it's my phone's fault; I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one. Now I'm just kinda embarassed...
  11. Damn that sounds like fun! I don't know about going outside for me tho. I kinda live in The 'Hood. Like..."I Have To Be Mindful Of What Color Shirt I'm Wearing If I Decide To Go Outside Today" live in The 'Hood. So yeah; couple of wet towels around the house won't bother me none. 😄
  12. Alright fuckit, I'll bite. 😃 I'm a single guy and I'll masturbate at least 2-3 times a day. And no, that number doesn't change if I'm in a relationship. (NEXT! lol)
  13. Like, anytime I try to pick one from the little menu thingy, it either places it in the wrong spot, deletes half of what I had typed out, or a combo of the two; just kinda random chance. Am I the only one? 'Cause I got no problem blamin' this one on my Piece Of Shit Phone if it turns out I am.
  14. I'm like 90% sure both my roommates are gone 'til Sunday night, so...stay tuned I guess! 😋
  15. Yes I was! It felt AMAZING to loose control like that! I'm still crackin' a goofy-ass smile when I think about it 😄
  16. Thank you! I've actually never held until I lost it like that; it was...extremely satisfying. I'm still trying to find the words for it. I should have the place to myself the whole weekend so...I'ma definitely try it again tommorow!
  17. No worries! Turns out gettin' higher than giraffe pussy and then subsequently doing a Hold is a fuckin' terrible idea if you're tryin' to go the distance! I didn't last very long, but I did get a video of it!
  18. Omgs I'm SUPER nervous y'all! So this is my first video of me wetting that I've ever shared outside of being in a relationship. This has always been a very personal kind of thing for me. I had been holding for only 2hrs or so, but I couldn't make it any further(I'm a wuss, I know!)!! I barely had enough time to grab my phone as I sprinted to the shower; I managed to hit "record" right as I loose control! I'm sorry the video quality is so crap. My phone is a peice of shit, but I'm kinda broke as fuck right now so...whataryagonnado? Also. Please ignore the scars on my feet! I walked thru a big-ass fireant bed a few weeks ago and got eaten alive! I almost didn't post this because of them 😨 VID_0009.3gp Hope y'all enjoy! ❤️
  19. Just started to feel it. Good news(or is bad? 😄) is I still haven't had my coffee yet! I'm promising pictures later. While I'm Holding, I'ma track down this lead on some Edibles. Mixing those with wetting my boxers sounds fan-fuckin'-tastic!
  20. I love this story! It's so amazing when you find a partner who's willing indulge in some of your biggest fantasies. I wish y'all the best of luck!
  21. I'm not sure if I've ever heard any Amanda Palmer, but I'll add her to the list! I've gotten so many great music recomendations today, this is awesome!!! 🤘
  22. Oh man, thanks! I'ma check those out! I wish I could learn violin! I learned the bass first. The order of the strings tripped me up too much. Same with the cello, which devastated me! I think cello is the sexiest of all instruments 😍
  23. Never got into them myself, but I have heard they are great live!
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