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ParadoxicEros

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  1. There are multiple products I definitely have not tried or bought for the simple fact that they're ads annoy me to not end. Simply Piano/Guitar is one that comes to mind. I honestly wonder if anyone has seen one of their ads and genuinely been persuaded by the ad alone to try it. I'd be astonished if their "extremely annoying/grumpy/rude main character" tactic they use in all their ads actually every works.
  2. For whatever reason, there became a trend at my school (at least in the boys' bathrooms) that began as standing a couple feet from the urinal while pissing and slowly escalated to a whole lot more. While I won't recount every detail of the whole thing (because it happened for nearly 3 entire years of while I was at that school and this post would be a half-hour read at that point), I will just kind of summarize for the sake of wondering if anyone else's school had anything similar go on. This still might end up a long post though... --------- As I said, it began as just a few dudes that would stand a bit further away from the urinal than normal. My first encounter with it was in the late fall semester of my Sophomore, when I entered the bathroom to find two guys occupying the two urinals, but were stood towards the middle of the room, about 2-3 feet away. I thought mostly nothing of it and mostly just chalked it up to the classic 'boys do gross things because they think it's fun.' I kinda stopped for a second on instinct when I saw it and then went to use the stall. Then I witnessed it again with a different dude in a different bathroom about a week later, but kind of just ignored it again. However, a couple days after that, I saw another different guy doing it, and as I came to a complete stop because I fully made eye contact with this dude as I walked in. While we were staring at each other, the dude straight up offers me to join him at the second urinal (which might honestly be one of the most intimate experiences I've had with anyone ever /hj). The omo part of my brain took over and I obviously took the offer and unzipped a couple feet from the urinal and began to pee. I continued to do the same from that point on because obviously I wasn't gonna pass up the opportunity to fuck around while pissing, though I rarely witnessed anyone else doing it for a bit after that, though it did slowly seem to become less rare. I even got one dude I didn't know to do it, which was kind of fun. Then, a few months after I had first witnessed it, it had apparently become common enough for my friend to end up asking me about it during lunch. He even sort of half-accused me of having something to do with starting it (he knew I was 'toilet adverse' so it was a fair accusation). i explained that I didn't start it but I was participating, to which he responded with something along the lines of "well duh, i'm pretty sure every boy in the school is doing it." Then this is where things had begun to escalate; A few weeks after my friend had asked about it, I had an encounter with someone who was backed up all the way to the wall opposite the urinals, attempting to piss into one (his success was... minimal, to say the least.) On that specific encounter I still decided to stay at least sorta close to the urinal, but I eventually began to witness more guys doing it and eventually was just like "i guess we're doing this now" and began to do the same. That was near the end of the school year, and over the summer I mostly forgot about it. Apparently, most everyone else did not, as I remember distinctly that I witnessed someone with their back to the wall pissing across the room on my first day back, and pretty much every time someone was in the bathroom I would see someone doing it. If you wanted to use the stall you had to wait until nobody was using a urinal because there was no way past their streams. I can barely describe the chaos this caused in between-class bathroom rushes; best I can do is mention that I witnessed guys aim into the same urinal more than once. I noticed that it began to seem like aiming was less of a priority, as there were times there someone would have dick in one hand, aimed vaguely towards the urinal, and their phone in the other, which is what they were looking at. Then it stopped. There was a rumor that began to go around about overhearing teacher discussing closing the bathrooms during class periods. (A post about closed bathrooms is actually what initially inspired me to make a full post about this). Before you knew it, everyone was pissing like they were sane again, and the whole scenario turned into every boy in the whole school acting like nothing ever happened. Things got more nervous as the teachers confirmed that it was in discussion, and though they never said why, every guy was pretty certain they knew what caused it. (I can only imagine what the gals thought about the whole thing because as far as I could tell they had no idea anything had gone on). However, after a couple months, the rumor died down and it seemed like the teachers stopped considering it for whatever reason, and things didn't take more than a couple weeks to get back to almost nearly how they were before, though the gradual escalation had been stopped for the rest of the year. Then it was my Senior year, and with the whole thing of the locked toilets now far enough behind everyone, the escalation got a whole lot worse. It had gone from trying to aim into the urinals from the furthest distance to just trying to piss as far as you could within the bounds of the bathrooms. Along with it, height had also become something people seemed to compete over; plenty of times I witnessed people piss on the ceiling. I was still very much participating because I wasn't gonna pass up a chance to do what was essentially fully omo at this point with other dudes. I remember that the bathrooms in the locker rooms and the one in the cafeteria both became especially bad because they were larger and had more room, and one time during a science lab managed to get pulled into a discussion/debate about who could piss the furthest. (I will boast that I once, after holding for as long as I could, did manage a roughly foot distance in the locker room bathrooms, thought that's fully a guess because nobody actually had means to measure.) As my senior year was about a month away from ending, another rumor about locked bathroom started up, though it seemed to just be people trying to start something because the teachers never mentioned anything of the sort. Then I left, but I imagine the trend still goes on to some degree. --------- So, with that story out of the way, I'm curious of how common that type of thing is. I know that it is a thing that happens at other schools because I've seen it mentioned online before, and did once ask some other dudes at my college who had come from other schools and most of them confirmed the same, though not quite to the same extent usually. I never did find out who started the whole thing, though I wish I did because I feel like there's some chance that guy was into omo. Has anyone else known of or been involved in this kind of thing at their school?
  3. I have mixed feelings on this as a whole due to the occasional dysphoria that comes my way (among other things), but from purely an peeing/omo standpoint I dunno if I have much of a strong opinion one way or the other, but probably prefer to keep with having a dick. While I do have the liberty to stand, I'm also lazy as hell, and rarely ever use urinals because I can't be bothered to stand. I only use the urinal if it seems like it'll be a long wait for a stall. Plus, standing up does mean you can make attempts at pissing long distances and such, and is convenient at times. Honestly, the real question in my mind is whether men or women can get away with more in terms of omo, because I feel like I've heard arguments for both. I've heard the argument that women get away with it more because they just simply have the reputation for smaller bladders, so they have more of an excuse. I've heard the argument that men get away with more because boys are generally considered "grosser" and it's less stigmatized if a boy pees outside of a bathroom. I personally lean towards agreeing with the whole "boys are gross" thing because I can personally attest to some piss-based things I've seen other boys do, and participated in myself of course, who aren't into omo (to my knowledge). And towards the discussion of getting caught in a zipper, I personally can't say that I have, but that might just be because I mostly wear sweatpants.
  4. Honestly this type of "lets pretend [infection/hygiene issue/etc.] doesn't exist" is the root of most of my fantasies. Large scale stuff is sort of a double edged sword for me because on one hand, more peeing is always better (imo) and stuff like that obviously means more peeing, but also it removes the naughtiness and general taboo of wetting/pissing in places you are supposed too, which is a big part of my enjoyment to a degree.
  5. I probably wouldn't because it would take some of the fun out of it (for me) because it would have that sort of 'getting away with it' feeling any more if it was commonplace. But I guess the best way to do it would probably just be to find some way to make it less 'taboo,' such as generally making it less of a sexualized thing (yes i see the irony in desexualizing a kink but still)
  6. Gosh, a whole lot, probably. As much as I liked being witnessed wetting I never really did it at school that much, if at all, because teachers have direct ways of contacting my parents. And with my small bladder, it was probably once between each class (if I had time), and then a couple extra times during classes and lunch, so probably 7 or 8 times a day. (Though that number might be a bit lower if we're explicitly counting peeing in the toilet and not just in the bathroom 😅)
  7. I mean, mild or not, a fetish is a fetish and there are people who are always gonna react badly to ones they don’t like. I’ve known some people who definitely have reacted badly to other people’s fetishes, including omo and fetishes I’d consider more mild than omo, so acting like people are dumb for being nervous about admitting to fetishes is an unfounded take imo. Just because it’s always gone well for you doesn’t mean it always goes well for everyone. That just means you’re lucky.
  8. I don't normally get too embarrassed during wettings because I know my friends think it's just funny and can't be bothered to consider what a stranger might think, so I don't have too many embarrassing stories. Although, when I do get embarrassed by it I get super embarrassed. Usually, the main thing that gets me embarrassed is having to leave a puddle somewhere because I didn't bring something to clean it up with. One story that I've told before was when I went with some friends to the movies in high school, found myself unable to hold through an important scene of the movie and ended up wetting in the seat and on the floor around me. I can't even remember what movie it was because all I can remember is how flustered I got over my accident. There are a few other times like that where I wet without thinking and then remembered I didn't have a way to clean it and got all nervous about it. Now I just carry a small towel in my bag 24/7 to make sure I always have the ability to clean up after myself. EDIT: Oh wait I answered this before with my bedwetting issues already how did I not see that 🤦‍♂️
  9. Fast and total flood all the way. My impatient ass cannot deal with trying to do it slowly and I end up just letting it all go anyway.
  10. All the time. Nothing is funner than having your friends be a witness to your accidents, imo
  11. I'm having a pretty "meh" day. There's not really anything specifically bad that's happened, I just have a migraine and didn't sleep all too great. I'm sorry to hear about you losing your job, I hope everything takes a turn for the better for you soon!
  12. I don't even know how to downvote but I'm pretty sure that would end with you getting banned or practically-banned from this site?
  13. I never understood why anyone willingly did that because mens bathrooms are disgusting at best, rancid at worst. I've never done it myself, but I usually don't use urinals that often because I'm lazy as hell and prefer to sit on the toilet rather than have to stand. I think the last time I used a urinal was back in high school because there was a trend among a lot the guys at my school where they'd stand at the opposite wall of the bathroom from the urinal and try and piss into it from that distance. Obviously, you can't really put your hand against the wall and lean over the urinal while doing that, though often times they'd lean back against the wall they were next to, which sort of counts maybe?
  14. If we're exclusively counting accidental bedwetting, then I originally stopped having accidents in my sleep around 6, but ended up redeveloping the "issue" when I was 11, which then continued until the age of 14-ish. If were also counting any time I pissed and got my bed wet intentionally, then I didn't stop bedwetting at 14, and never really stopped at all.
  15. Reading this thread has made me realize that I haven't thrown up in a long time because I can barely even recall what it's like, despite the fact that I always think my immune system is sort of garbage. I'll feel ill for days at a time but never really reach the puking stage. It is an interesting and bizzare-sounding-at-first comparison to draw, but it's certainly not incorrect by any measure.
  16. It is for me! I enjoy and fantasize about the idea of guys peeing into things like balloons on the regular, filling them up to whatever size they can. I think my love for the idea came from my love for hyper wetting, due to the fact that normal diapers and stuff can't really stand up to impossibly big wettings, so I had to come up with some new ideas. (Admittedly it probably also has some vague relations to other fetishes I have, so it probably came partially from there too.) A fantasy of mine that's quite similar to yours is a diaper (or any type of below-the-waist garment, honestly) that stretches instead of absorbing. A guy is trying it out when he realizes there's no way to remove it without making a wet mess all over the place, so he keeps putting off actually having to remove it. He continues filling it more and more every time he pees, but keeps skipping out on actually changing until the diaper becomes to big and he can't really get out of it on his own anymore. I especially relate to the idea you state at the end; A guy having to end up forced to deal with walking around with an oversized balloon of piss on him at all hours of the day will forever be one of my biggest fantasies.
  17. I love a whole lot of random things throughout the omo space, so choosing favorites is a bit tricky, but I think my most favorite trope of sorts is casual wetting/peeing. The idea that, through whatever circumstances or scenarios, the idea of wetting becoming a common thing between a group of people and talking about it becomes treated like a hobby more than anything. From a person wetting themselves mid-convo to someone just casually pissing in a public area, I love it all.
  18. I honestly despise people who say this (or any form of the "tell me you [extremely personal detail], i promise i won't judge" sentence) because in my experience it is NEVER true. Not once in my whole life have I heard someone say something like that (to me or to anyone else) and then actually go through with it. I'd even go as far as to say that people who don't say things like that are far more likely to be okay with whatever you say (within reason) and actually refrain from judgement. It's good to hear that you best friend was a much nicer person about it, though I'm sorry about your ex-wife being such an ass. While I might not do the "I can't believe I said that" part, I have definitely been planning to take him up on the offer (jokingly or otherwise) if he says that kind of thing again. You don't need to apologize for making a relevant post on my topic. It's interesting to hear about other people's experiences, makes me feel a little less alone every time. Someone could show up on one of my forum topics and make a post that takes half an hour to read and I wouldn't complain as long as it's relevant. That's what forums are for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  19. Normally I am more cautious of letting people see my phone, I just chose the wrong day to let my guard down.
  20. How's everyone's experience with YouTube Recommendations been, especially recently? Because mine has been bad. A majority of the videos on my recommendation page are one of two things; A video I've already watched recently, or a video that has seemingly no relevance to anything I've ever watched. For the "recently watched" category, I feel like the more recently I've watched something the more likely it is to be recommended. For instance, I binged watched a series on YouTube called "Trope Talks," and now they're all over my feed even though I've fully watched every single one in the past week. The little red line at the bottom* that shows you watch them is fully across each one, so I know I've watched the whole thing. However, YouTube insists on trying to make me watch it again for some reason. On top of that, I've been getting a lot of video recommendations that don't seem to have a single thing to do with me. Recently, it's been a lot of stuff about Hollow Night and 80's/90's Sitcoms, two things I have no relation to in any way. I barely even know what Hollow Night is and I could only name like, 3 sitcoms that I think are from the 80's and 90's. Maybe it's just me, maybe I'm crazy, but I feel like YouTube has been getting really bad at video suggestions (don't even get me started on the videos it shows you for search results). *I also noticed YouTube removed the ability to see this bar for videos on the side of the screen as recommendations "related" to the video (they rarely ever actually are), which is annoying because it makes me stumble into videos I've already watched because I'm unsure if it's the video I've watched before or not.
  21. I really need to try peeing in layers sometime, it clearly seems like you enjoy it a lot!
  22. Taking breaks takes you out of the zone, so this is clearly the better way to game
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