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I don’t think you should do it in this way purely because if I found out my boyfriend had lied about this to me and gone as far to orchestrate an accident I’d be hurt, and it would send me on a spiral of ‘what else is he lying about, does he not trust me?’ sorts of thoughts if i found out regardless of whether I shared his kink or not. I get WHY you want to do it in this way but I really don’t think you can without at least talking to her first. I’m sure if she loves you she’d at least give it a try, you could get her to control your breaks and verbally humiliate you, surely? Consent wise I’m not sure, it’s a tricky one. It does sort of feel like by doing this publicly you’re involving unknowing people in it which is a bit of a no no

I prefer it because I find it less forced/exaggerated compared to within media that is specifically omo centric. Similarly and perhaps controversially I do prefer seeing omo in those who aren’t (to my knowledge) into it. I’ve had a few relationships/flings where I’ve done omo stuff with them and IME in the partners who don’t really like omo, the desperation is more genuine/intense than in those who do enjoy omo. You wouldn’t think so, but I think in my case the omo-enjoying partner knew I liked seeing desperation and had done holds quite often so wasn’t as desperate or as uncomfortable (for want of a better word) as my non-omo-enjoying partner was because they kinda... played on it instead. And I feel like omo-centric media can fall into that sort of ‘trap’ where they know their audience/what their audience likes so just jump into it. Does that make sense?

I can pee standing up in the shower, but that’s because I’m naked and I can move around enough so the pee arches (as it tends to do in guys) and doesn’t run down my legs. as a teen I used to pee outside a lot, I never got the hang/appeal of it though as it tends to just dribble down my legs and make a mess of my clothes - even when I squat. I squatted once in the garden (locked out and needing to go - bad combo) and promptly fell on my arse.

Hey, Twitter is notoriously bad at giving back accounts, the length of suspension and their leniency does depend on the reason for the suspension though. I was (supposedly) permanently suspended for impersonation (my profile picture was a picture of a celebrity and apparently this was enough to warrant permanent suspension) I lost the account for about a month, as when you appeal you just get reviewed by bots (I.e. it never goes to an actual human for you to have a straight answer). I only got my account back when I submitted my passport photo and told them explicitly who I was and that I definitely wasn’t a celebrity, and that was after a ridiculous tug of war trying to find out how I was suspended initially. I was told I was very lucky to have this outcome, though. If they are letting you log in (albeit with a phone) you’re restricted though, which is slightly different - I think they DO actually lift restrictions. The bad news is, you say you’ve appealed/been in contact multiple times? Don’t! Worst thing you can do for yourself - when you reappeal against a current, ‘open’ suspension they put you to the back of the line again. So say if your case was due to be reviewed tomorrow, but you email today pushing, you get pushed back for however many weeks or months. I have heard of friends of mine being restricted (due to age) and then unrestricted again but this is months, even years, after the initial suspension. Your best thing to do is wait, honestly. If you desperately want to, make a new account, fly under the radar a bit (don’t do whatever it was that got you suspended initially), and wait, and at some point in the next year or two they might unlock it. Yes, seriously. Otherwise, man, just don’t use Twitter, their suspension policy is a pile of crap.

I sit sideways in my (disability/adapted) shower so don’t face the showerhead any way. If I do stand, I have to face the shower. Facing backwards makes me feel like I’m going to fall

This is something I agree with.

I try to drink at least two litres of water a day, I’m not sure if that’s a lot or not. But as a child/teen I was the opposite, wouldn’t drink a drop, ruined my kidneys so I’m a bit of an anomaly where I can drink one cup of tea in the morning then go to work and easily go eight hours a day while only pissing once - ten years of practice lol - but then as soon as I get that second cup/bottle of water in me, that’s it, the floodgates open.

I love videos like this. Nice.