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109 year old former teacher says she’s “always drank plenty of water”. She might be one of the original owners of the proverbial “teacher bladder”. https://nypost.com/2023/03/25/i-just-turned-109-heres-my-simple-secret-to-a-long-life/

The late G.G. Allin had multiple songs that mentioned pissing and shitting. Look him up!

There’s a song called ‘Aint’t No Place to Pee On Mardi Gras Day’, and it’s true.

Well, that’s it for me. I think I was just ‘cured’ by the mental image of creepy-ass lech Stephen King lech-ing over this. Seriously, I think I may have just had some kind of mental breakthrough, so I thank you for that if it sticks!

Whichever perverted leader of the Democratic Party who fabricated that stuff is most certainly a pee fetishist. I knew this was a hoax all along because of Trump’s well-known aversion to germs. He doesn’t even like shaking hands. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s never gone down on Melania.

Weirder than that, my friend Becky in college worked at a clothing store in a sort of tourist shopping center on the beach. She said one day a woman pissed all over the floor of a changing room and left immediately. They saw the puddle when they went to check if she left any items that needed to be returned to the sales floor. Becky said it was a huge puddle and it stank. There were public facilities in the complex, but I think the lady must have been an exhibitionist pee-er or something.

You’re exactly right, at least for the US armed forces (because that’s where I live). And if anyone has seen An Officer And A Gentleman, you might remember Louis Gossett Jr. as the Marine sergeant who terrorized the officers in training. Anyway, great story! I could feel Clara’s desperation! And I didn’t think she was going to make it!

You’re correct. My late grandfather, who was a pharmacist for almost 60 years, told me once that all men would die of prostate cancer if they were able to live long enough. I guess if we ever start living indefinitely, we will have to have prostate surgery like dentists pull wisdom teeth now.

Really! Could you tell us more about her?? And have you watched one of these enormous pisses? I’d love to hear anything you’d like to share.

I could see this as an issue for other women. It only really affects me because I have a wife and daughter myself. However, it’s equally disturbing when I’ve seen men bringing girls into the men’s room. They walk them right in full view of men with their junk out, and there are men out there who fantasize about shlt like that. Yuck! It’s not a convenience thing, but it sure creeps me out. I’d love to piss in front of any woman, but not someone’s child.

Years ago, I had a girlfriend who worked in a big US department store, and she often talked about this issue. BUT, she also enjoyed holding, so I don’t know how bothered she really was. She was actually the first person who ever told me in person they actually enjoyed that kind of thing. If it was a really long shift- like 12 hours- she would usually go in the food court on her break. But she hated the bathroom in the actual store and said it was always gross. And she also drank plenty of water. That made for some regular desperation even 4-5 hours after her break time. On shorter days, they generally didn’t get breaks at all. For example, sundays were 12-6, but they had to get there by 1130 to open, and then had to close. So she might have gone 8 hours door to door without urinating. I enjoyed when she would come by my apartment bursting after work, but I think some of these days really grated on her. There were a few times I recall when she said she barely made it. On a side note, just as I type this, I’m watching Mississippi vs. LSU football on TV, and I swear to God one of the announcers just flubbed his line and said “roughing the PISSER”! He quickly corrected it to “passer”….

It’s weird how that happens. My wife can seemingly go hours during the day without peeing, but at night, I’ve noticed the same thing with her. She doesn’t even drink that much liquid. One of those mysteries of life, I guess…

Yeah, now that I think About it, the other nes I’ve seen might trend toward that age group as well. I do nt know what they’re up to, but I’d personally rather go to the dentist than a public bathroom stall.

I bet! I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve pooped in public other than at my office. But I even see men lined up all the time waiting for stalls. This is most common at airports and, strangely, I’ve seen it even more at Disney World. Who even eats food at Disney beyond some cardboard pizza or something? But I would say if you want to poop at Disney World, you are sh!t out of luck. I’ve noticed my wife and daughter having to wait in long lines there as well. Probably the same issue.

As a guy, I don’t remember any bathroom issues at college. But this made me recall some issues others had. One of the best was a class where we had to do a group presentation. When the group ahead of mine was getting ready to start, a really attractive girl in my group named Stacy whispered that she had to pee really bad and needed to rush out to go before we started because she didn’t think she could focus on the presentation if she didn’t go. She slipped out and returned about 5 minutes later looking distressed. She sat down and whispered that she couldn’t go because both the stalls were full. I guess people were pooping. Stacy looked really stressed and I asked if she was going to be able to hold it. She said I guess I’ll have to. When it was her turn to talk during our presentation, her voice was kind of shaky and it was obvious something was wrong. I wasn’t completely sure she was going to make it. She must have really been bursting because, as soon as we finished, she jumped up and ran out of the room. And then came back very relieved the second time! It was really hot, and I can still remember all the details even though it happened more than 30 years ago, but I’m a huge fan of desperation.