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DesertTortoise

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  1. She looks like Daenerys Targaryen, only if she was into piss instead of all that burning folks alive and whatnot
  2. If you’re a girl, just sit down and wet yourself in a plastic chair or something. The puddle should get the job done. If you’re a guy, do the same thing but tuck your dick between your legs like Buffalo Bill first
  3. My toilet is messed up and it runs constantly, so I turn the water valve off between uses. I have a walk-in shower stall, so if I don’t feel like kneeling down to turn the valve on, the shower becomes a urinal lol
  4. Anyone else’s pee smell like popcorn? 

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    2. Wallywick

      Better than asparagus 

    3. Chame1eon

      no. it smells like cereal, but that's kinda close

    4. rebeljaffa

      By an amazing coincidence, my pee does not smell like popcorn.

  5. Anything is normal. You like what you like. Wear it like armor my friend
  6. Puppy pads are the way. 1 layer on the bed, thick blanket on top of them, and a few more on top and me and my girlfriend are good to piss all over each other in bed all night. Pads in the garbage, blankets in the wash, good to go
  7. I don’t know if I could drink all that but I’m for damn sure willing to try
  8. So you want people to post pictures of women drinking alcohol, who are conveying 5 different emotions with their faces, because there is a possibility that the women MIGHT pee themselves later on because they had a drink?
  9. I was a police officer for several years. My girlfriend LOVED holding until I got home, then straddling me and pissing all over my uniform. One such session got pretty crazy pretty fast, and we ended up forgetting to do laundry. I normally wear a black undershirt with my uniform, and I was in a huge rush to get ready for work the next day. Realizing I had absolutely no clean shirts, I just grabbed one randomly, forgetting it was the one she had hosed me down in. I kept smelling pee and couldn’t figure out why. I thought maybe someone had picked up an intoxicated person in th
  10. When my girlfriend and I want to drink from each other, we’ll fill up with pineapple juice with a little squirt of black cherry Mio (the caffeinated kind) in it. Mio has enough caffeine in it to kill a bull rhinoceros and it’ll make you piss your kidneys out every 30 minutes or so. Tastes like heaven
  11. I’d piss myself as soon as the contest began just to psych out my opponents
  12. Someone has been doing the Targaryen shuffle with his mom
  13. This is literally how me and my girlfriend started dating. We we friends first. Flirty friends, but just friends. I’m pretty open about being into piss play, and she kept asking questions about it. One night I was texting her and the subject turned to wetting. She said she was curious about what it felt like and I told her “Listen, I’m buying a new couch tomorrow anyway. Why don’t you come over tonight, bring a change of clothes, and we can watch movies and piss ourselves. I’ll wash your wet clothes afterwards, and you can sleep over if you want. I’ve got a waterproof mattress cover so you can
  14. Bruh I made the mistake of watching this at the gym. You know how hard it is to deadlift with a half-hard cock?
  15. I was just sitting on my couch playing on my phone when my girlfriend came into the room. She pulled her pants down, sat on my lap, and pissed all over me. Then she pulled her pants back up and started leaving. I said “Hey! Where you going? You’ve gotten me all turned on now!” She replies “I just needed to piss. I’m finished with you now.”
  16. Currently watching Kill Bill. They’re speaking English
  17. Lmao. 3/4 of the videos that get posted here are of Japanese girls and this goober believes that Japanese people don’t know about this site
  18. When I got home from my last deployment, my girlfriend and I were DISGUSTING. We wet our pants, drank each other’s piss, peed the bed like 10 times, hosed each other down… you name it, we did it. When we finally calmed down, our bed was a mess but it still didn’t look as gross as that bed. I would absolutely love to go over that thing with a steam cleaner. It would be like watching one of those satisfying pressure washing videos
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