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DesertTortoise

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DesertTortoise last won the day on March 18

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About DesertTortoise

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    Squirming

Personal Information

  • My pronouns are..
    he/him

My Kinks

  • I'm into..
    Bedwetting
    Watersports
    Pee drinking
    Public humiliation

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  1. She looks like Daenerys Targaryen, only if she was into piss instead of all that burning folks alive and whatnot
  2. If you’re a girl, just sit down and wet yourself in a plastic chair or something. The puddle should get the job done. If you’re a guy, do the same thing but tuck your dick between your legs like Buffalo Bill first
  3. My toilet is messed up and it runs constantly, so I turn the water valve off between uses. I have a walk-in shower stall, so if I don’t feel like kneeling down to turn the valve on, the shower becomes a urinal lol
  4. Anyone else’s pee smell like popcorn? 

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Wallywick

      Better than asparagus 

    3. Chame1eon

      no. it smells like cereal, but that's kinda close

    4. rebeljaffa

      By an amazing coincidence, my pee does not smell like popcorn.

  5. Anything is normal. You like what you like. Wear it like armor my friend
  6. Puppy pads are the way. 1 layer on the bed, thick blanket on top of them, and a few more on top and me and my girlfriend are good to piss all over each other in bed all night. Pads in the garbage, blankets in the wash, good to go
  7. I don’t know if I could drink all that but I’m for damn sure willing to try
  8. So you want people to post pictures of women drinking alcohol, who are conveying 5 different emotions with their faces, because there is a possibility that the women MIGHT pee themselves later on because they had a drink?
  9. I was a police officer for several years. My girlfriend LOVED holding until I got home, then straddling me and pissing all over my uniform. One such session got pretty crazy pretty fast, and we ended up forgetting to do laundry. I normally wear a black undershirt with my uniform, and I was in a huge rush to get ready for work the next day. Realizing I had absolutely no clean shirts, I just grabbed one randomly, forgetting it was the one she had hosed me down in. I kept smelling pee and couldn’t figure out why. I thought maybe someone had picked up an intoxicated person in th
  10. When my girlfriend and I want to drink from each other, we’ll fill up with pineapple juice with a little squirt of black cherry Mio (the caffeinated kind) in it. Mio has enough caffeine in it to kill a bull rhinoceros and it’ll make you piss your kidneys out every 30 minutes or so. Tastes like heaven
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