astralis
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I'm not sure which category dreams fall into so I'll just post it as a status update but I had a hot one last night; usually my omo dreams are full of really complicated bathrooms that I can't really detail while conscious (you know what I mean) but this one was pretty simple:
I was in the mall and really needed to pee. There was a bathroom in the middle of a store, but its stalls were out in the open and the stalls were the bathroom, so there wasn't actually a separate room, just this round kiosk-type thing with stalls, and I think a low wall around for privacy. The stalls had massive openings at the bottoms though, so once you were in one even with the door shut people could see basically everything going on. But I was bursting so I squeezed between the low wall and the stalls and found an empty one and squeezed into it (these were all very tight spaces).
Once the door was shut I think I realized it couldn't be locked, but the toilet was shaped oddly (think the shape of a porta-potty toilet) and it was kind of high up, so I had to half-stand to use it and hold the door shut at the same time. I'm really short irl so this left me pretty much standing entirely with my ass barely hanging over the lip of the toilet bowl. I was trying to get into a better position but I just started pissing; I normally don't piss in dreams but it absolutely was all coming out in this one, to the point where I was half-aware I was dreaming and started to worry I was wetting my bed (spoiler alert: I wasn't, which is good for me since I live alone and don't know how to clean that kind of thing up!).
When I realized I was dreaming, though, I tried to stand up all the way and stop my flow, but I couldn't; I ended up pissing all down the front of the toilet and splashing over my feet, pee running out under that massive gap at the bottom of the stall door. I can't even remember if I got my underwear down in time, but I just kept going and going for ages. When I was done there wasn't any way to flush the toilet so I just quietly left the stall and hoped no one would go in mine right after me! If all that had happened in real life I'm sure I would've died of embarrassment but since it was just a dream it was super enjoyable.