Despguy123

I measured 1600ml today, a new capacity record! I was stuck on back-to-back calls all day while working from home and didn't get to pee for hours after drinking 1.5L of water and a huge mug of tea.

Oops, peed in my shorts

Oh hey 

A lazzzzzzzzy day, lying around the house, pushing my limits. A lil coffee, lots of water, a sip or 2 of a smooth aged tequila. Playing with myself but not letting myself cum or leak Kind of edging myself with it until I go out this afternoon for drinks by the beach. It's overcast and warm. I am going alone to meet friends so I'll have a nice long ride home, solo, in all of the gridlocked tourist traffic. My favourite way to play chicken with myself.
 
But, what to wear,what to wear?

I'm going to the beach today. Summer Friday work hours, woot woot. Navy blue 2 PC retro style 2 suit with big white polka dots. Very Marilynesque. Giant hat to cover my pasty self. 
I go to a very secluded little beach. I drink even more water and the occasional libation while at the beach. And then I have fun holding until I have to make a run for it. But I like to make sure my bathing suit bottom is showing the accident that is starting before I submerge my bottom into the water. 
The sensation of the hot pee running and the discomfort of still having a full bladder combined with that first dip in the water when you kinda gasp even if the water isn't cold...is absofuckinglutely amazing. I highly suggest everybody try it. 
Plus , maybe just maybe, somebody will notice that thin rivulet trailing down between my legs as I pass on my way to the water. Ugh. Cherry on top. 🌅

So a lot of my stuff is like this. 
I make myself drink 12-16 glasses of water at work daily. Primarily because it's good for me but some days, depending on how I'm feeling, I will chug that water hoping that I can catch lightning in a bottle. 
In this case I worked late and it was already running down my leg by the time I made it out to the work garage. I purposely park my car in a way that could capture any shenanigans I might find myself lucky enough to endure.
I prefer a publicish place but beggars can't be choosers and I really needed this accident. 
XO,

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I'm gonna work on cropping out my face and posting some videos. I need to wait for kid approval though, so it's slow going. 
 
Please HOLD 😘, your call is very important to us.

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I have a club now, it's like a patreon, only here!
 

I made an account on pocketstars! If you like male pee desperation you'll probably enjoy watching my videos 😊
 
https://pocketstars.com/desperatejames

I made an account on pocketstars! If you like male pee desperation you'll probably enjoy watching my videos 😊
 
https://pocketstars.com/desperatejames

Finally got around to making a twitter account, feel free to follow me:
https://twitter.com/despguy123
 

Finally got around to making a twitter account, feel free to follow me:
https://twitter.com/despguy123
 

Finally got around to making a twitter account, feel free to follow me:
https://twitter.com/despguy123
 

Just finished a long hold and measured 1550ml which is a personal best for me. I was so desperate that I couldn't even stand up straight and my bladder was so plump and swollen.

Just finished a long hold and measured 1550ml which is a personal best for me. I was so desperate that I couldn't even stand up straight and my bladder was so plump and swollen.

Just finished a long hold and measured 1550ml which is a personal best for me. I was so desperate that I couldn't even stand up straight and my bladder was so plump and swollen.

Just finished a long hold and measured 1550ml which is a personal best for me. I was so desperate that I couldn't even stand up straight and my bladder was so plump and swollen.

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