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  1. My favourite is "bursting for the loo" as it's quite polite but still implies a real sense of urgency and desperation. "I really need a wee" or "I'm dying/bursting/desperate for a wee" are nice to hear as well.
  2. Long bathroom lines

    I went to the Download festival here in the UK a few years ago, rather than having separate men's and women's toilets they just had portaloos and urinals which anybody could use (though I didn't actually see any women using the urinals). The portaloos always had massive queues, especially in the morning and also during the night when the last performances had finished. Saw loads of desperate looking ladies queueing with their legs crossed, saw one woman bending over and holding herself and another dancing from foot to foot knocking on the door. The best sighting was a really beautiful Asian woman who looked absolutely bursting and kept swapping between queues to try and find the shortest one, fidgeting and pee dancing the whole time. In the end she ended up running to the guy at the front of the queue and begging him to let her go next, and luckily for her the guy said yes.
  3. Dating

    I went on a date recently with my gf to watch Dunkirk, but I made the mistake of drinking about 4 cups of green tea beforehand and a lot of water, so of course less than halfway through the film I started to really need to pee. By the time the film was nearly over I was absolutely bursting and all the water and splashing waves only made it harder to wait. As soon as the film was over I went straight to the toilets and relieved myself, thank god there wasn't a queue because I don't know how much longer I could have waited. Really loved the film though, despite spending most of it trying not to think about my very full bladder.
  4. A few days ago I managed to hold slightly above 1 litre, by that point though I was well past the point of being able to stand still and act normally and my bladder felt like it was going to pop.
  5. Excited for Drug Testing

    I've never been drug tested but I'd definitely make the most of it. I'd make sure to hydrate really well beforehand and turn up really needing to go. I quite like the idea of having to wait until my name is called while trying not to fidget around too much. The idea of a female nurse or technician watching me pee into a cup is also quite appealing although in reality it would most likely be a bloke.
  6. Pepper Spray Challenge Gone Wrong

    So stupid, pepper spray is illegal to purchase in the UK and you can never know for sure exactly what is in some of the legal alternatives you can buy online.
  7. Lovewetting video request

    Thanks for posting the plane spotting video, been waiting for that one for ages. It really ticks all the boxes for me - believable scenario, subtle fidgeting and leg crossing, obvious bladder bulge, massive pee!
  8. Male desperation on UK dating show

    Probably a combination of alcohol and being right in front of the toilet while he was on the phone. Also he seems to have a bit of trouble unbuttoning his trousers lol. Part of the show is that the people excuse themselves to the toilet and are filmed talking on the phone about how the date is going so far. So maybe the producers asked him to film the phone conversation before he got chance to pee.
  9. female School desperation sightings (male)

    During a school sports day on the school field, a boy in the year above me was standing near me waiting for his race to start in a few minutes. He was clearly dying for a pee because he was constantly stepping from foot to foot, bending over and every so often he would reach down and squeeze his cock through his running shorts, turning away in an attempt to hide what he was doing. One of the PE teachers was standing nearby and he asked her if he had time to run back to the school, go to the toilet then come back in time for his race, and she laughed and said definitely not. He pleaded with her to be allowed to go, but she shook her head and told him he would just have to hang on until his race was finished. He sighed in frustration and continued to step from foot to foot and squeeze himself with one hand, resting his other hand over the top to hide the fact that he was holding his cock through his shorts in full view of everyone around, although nobody was really paying attention. He kept turning away and pacing towards a row of bushes, bending over or bobbing up and down, and then pacing back again. After a couple of minutes of this, he asked again if he was allowed to go to the toilet, and once again the teacher told him to wait. He then asked her if she would let him go behind the bushes and have a pee. She laughed and said absolutely not, but he pointed out to her that nobody would be able to see him and he would be really quick. She wasn't sure whether to let him go or not, but then he then said to her that he might wet himself if he had to run his race while needing a pee so badly. She laughed, and to my surprise she said he could go in the bushes, as long as he was absolutely sure that nobody could see him. He thanked her and ran straight to the bushes, holding himself as he ran, before disappearing behind them. He came back a couple of minutes later grinning, thanking the teacher for letting him go and saying that he felt a lot better.
  10. Female Live TV chat show desperation

  11. "It's definitely a nightmare to put on and take off. If you want to go to the bathroom you have to plan like 45 minutes in advance. I nearly wet myself one time, it was a close call. Because you know sometimes how it just comes on, like 'I need to go now!' And its like unzip me, unzip me, then you're like get it off, get it off! Then you've got to take the mask off and unzip a muscle suit and slip the boots out. Then I've got Under Armor on underneath. That was nearly a really expensive mistake. That was probably the closest I came to really embarrassing myself."
  12. Near the end of a practice exam, a tall, pretty brunette girl sitting a few seats away from me raised her hand and asked if she could go to the toilet. She was told that she’d have to wait until the end, and she looked disappointed and crossed her legs even tighter than they already were. When the exam was over, we lined up at the doors ready to leave. The brunette was standing right in front of me and had her long legs very tightly crossed and was fidgeting a lot, looking very tense and annoyed. We were finally allowed to go, and I heard her mutter ‘thank God’ before hurrying off towards the toilets. During a morning lesson, we were about to go to the school hall to watch a presentation. A tall, attractive redhead girl asked the teacher how long the presentation was going to be, and he told her that it would probably go on for about an hour. She looked worried and asked if she could go to the toilet. The teacher didn’t let her and she sighed in annoyance and crossed her legs. I saw her later on after the presentation had ended, rosy cheeked and tense, walking quickly to the toilets. Walking to our last lesson of the day, a really pretty blonde girl was walking in front of me with her friend. I heard her say ‘I need a wee’, and moaned that she was going to have to wait another hour. She started singing the ‘Stop the bus I want a wee-wee’ song, then suddenly stopped and crossed her legs tightly, bobbing on the spot and pressing her hands onto the front of her skirt. She then moaned again that she needed a wee before walking into her classroom. At the start of lunchtime one day, I was standing outside the toilets waiting for someone to come and unlock them. Also waiting was a really pretty, short blonde girl, who was leaning against the wall with her legs crossed and looked very flustered and rosy-cheeked. Every so often she would sigh in frustration, move away from the wall and pace up and down the corridor, looking to see if anyone was coming to unlock them. Eventually someone came, and the girl stood there anxiously fidgeting before they unlocked the toilets for her and she rushed inside with a quick ‘Ohh thank you!’ Similar to the above, I was waiting outside the toilets one lunchtime for someone to unlock them when a group of girls came rushing over. Finding the door locked, a very pretty brunette girl bounced on the spot and moaned ‘I need a wee!’. Her friend sighed in frustration, crossing her legs tightly and replied ‘We all need a fucking wee!’ Rather than wait for someone to unlock them, they hurried off to try another set of toilets on the other side of the school. At a drama club after school one day, I heard a really pretty blonde girl say ‘I need to wee’, crossing her legs and pressing her hands down into the front of her skirt. She stood like this for a few seconds, twisting slightly from side to side, before saying ‘Ooh I need to wee’ and hurrying off to the toilets. After school one day, I was waiting outside the front gates when I saw a very cute, curvy redhead girl talking to her friend. She was standing with her legs really tightly crossed and every so often she would bob up and down, fiddling with the waistband of her skirt. She was complaining that she needed a wee but if she went to the toilet she would miss the bus and would have to wait 30 minutes for the next one. The bus arrived a couple of minutes later and she said bye to her friend, still crossing her legs, before getting on the bus for what must have been a very desperate journey home. Another day after school, I was waiting to speak to a music teacher but there was a girl already having a conversation with her after a music lesson. The girl was a gorgeous, tall blonde with a really short skirt, and I noticed that she was practically doing a ‘need a wee’ dance, pushing her thighs together, stepping from foot to foot, bouncing a bit and crossing then uncrossing her legs. She was red faced and looked absolutely bursting. The teacher commented on her dancing and the girl crossed her legs and bobbed on the spot, saying ‘Sorry Miss, I’ve been desperate for a wee all afternoon, may I go to the toilet quickly?’ The teacher laughed and said she could go, and the girl uncrossed her legs, bobbed again, thanked the teacher and hurried out of the room towards the toilets. Near the end of a double art lesson (2 hours long) just before the morning break, a really attractive brunette girl kept wriggling around on her stool complaining about needing a wee. She had been drinking coffee from a large thermos flask throughout the morning, and by now it was almost empty. She asked to go to the toilet but the teacher told her to wait until the break, much to the girl’s frustration. At the end of the lesson she was helping to clear the art supplies away and couldn’t stand still for a second, and at one point she was washing paintbrushes under the tap while doing the ‘need a wee’ dance much to the amusement of her friends. The bell rang and we stood waiting to leave, but the teacher told us that because the class had been quite noisy that morning, she was going to make us wait for a few minutes. The pretty brunette, who had been stood fidgeting and squeezing her legs together, moaned and said ‘Oh please let us go Miss, I really need a wee’ and the teacher told her to be quiet. She sighed in annoyance and crossed her legs tightly, squirming on the spot. I was close enough to hear her whisper to her friend that she was ‘gonna wet herself’. By the time we were finally allowed to leave, the bursting girl was doing her ‘need a wee’ dance again. As soon as the teacher gave us permission to go, she hurried to the door, trying to push past the people in front of her and moaning at them to hurry up, before she finally made it out of the room and walked very quickly towards the toilets.
  13. Accents and Desperation

    I find accents fascinating to be honest. Across the four countries of the UK there are probably more than 100 distinct accents. Some are much nicer to listen to than others, I live near Birmingham at the moment and personally I can't stand the Birmingham accent (sorry Brummies!). The lady who made the Tam Tam South videos has a really cute accent (Bristol area). I like the Czech accents in the LoveWetting videos as well. I think a nice accent really can make desperation cuter.
  14. Some of you might enjoy this, he talks about getting desperate on set and nearly wetting himself in his suit: