Despguy123

I would just try to bring it up in casual conversation. Maybe offer him a tea or coffee, then when you bring it to him say something like “I love tea, it always makes me need a wee though”. He might agree with you and you could use it as an opportunity to ask if he’s ever had to wait while doing a job, or you could ask what he’d do if there were no toilets where he was working, Or you could engineer a situation where you’re desperate and he needs to ask/show you something, then you could kind of let on that you’re desperate and say something like “sorry about the dancing, I really need a wee” and see his reaction, or ask something like “ do you mind if I go for a wee first, I’m bursting”. It’s actually a fantasy of mine to be working at a woman’s house while I’m bursting to go but too shy (or not allowed) to ask if I can use her loo!

Host of daytime TV show tells a story about getting stuck in a dress while desperate for the loo after an awards ceremony.

Promo clip for the Grand Tour. Clarkson, Hammond and May have to drink 3 pints of water, wait 20 minutes then try and beat their previous lap times.

What a disturbing thread 😐

Syphon the python is another one I quite like.

Don’t think I’ve heard that one, though I’ve heard some funny euphemisms like ‘drain the snake’, ‘water the flowerbeds’ (or plants), even ‘point Percy at the porcelain’. Whenever someone asks me that I always say no, partly as a joke but also to see their reaction!

In a metal bin in the lobby of an apartment building in Germany, because I’d already started to wet myself and didn’t think I’d make it up the stairs to my friends apartment. I let go just enough pee to ease the pressure in my bladder slightly and then when I got upstairs to the apartment I went straight to the toilet to let the rest out. In a multi story car park at the airport. I’d just flown back to the UK from Germany, hadn’t peed in hours and when I got back to my car I realised I was too desperate to make it home. The car park was really busy and I was scared that someone would catch me, so I faced the wall next to my car and peed for just a few seconds, then clamped off the flow and held the rest until I got home (I made it home but only just). In some bushes on a footpath next to a train station, because the toilets at the station were locked. I’d been sitting on a train for an hour (no toilets onboard) after a night out drinking and would never have made it home without pissing myself. After school in a secluded area near the bike shed, after holding my pee all through school plus a couple of hours of band practice and I knew I’d never be able to hold it while walking home. I also peed in another secluded area after a school concert one evening and was so desperate that I’d already started peeing in my trousers a bit. There was also a quiet alleyway on my walk home from school where I’d pee sometimes if I’d been holding all day and couldn’t hang on any longer, although once I almost got caught peeing there so it was quite risky. In my landlady’s garden after getting home from the pub after work, dying to pee but she was having a bath in the only bathroom. Several times at music festivals I’ve peed in hedges and in the grass as the toilets were so far away and I was bursting. On a footpath underneath a bridge while walking home from the pub after work. I wasn’t far from home and the footpath wasn’t really hidden but I had not gone to the toilet at the pub and was absolutely desperate, nearly wetting myself and it was dark so I took the risk. There were no bushes around so I just had to pee on the ground, I was peeing for over a minute and I remember being amazed at the size of the puddle. I remember once when working at a garden centre there was a problem with the water main and all of the toilets were out of order, even the staff ones in the break room. The closest toilets were a 10 minute walk away in another building, and although I just about had time to walk across and use them during my lunch break, I only had 5 minutes for my afternoon break so there was no way I’d make it there and back in time. I remember sitting in the staff room during my afternoon break, bursting for a piss and fidgeting, my bladder full and aching, drinking a cup of coffee and wondering how I was going to get through the next couple of hours of my shift without going to the toilet. Fortunately, there were plenty of trees and bushes near the break room and despite there being lots of customers and staff around, I managed to find a spot behind a bush discrete enough to relieve my bladder without being caught. At a beer festival, the men’s toilets were out of order and all the men had to use the single disabled toilet so of course the queue was really long at times. Rather than queue up with a bladder full to bursting with beer, I ended up walking a bit further and finding a small group of trees and bushes with just enough cover to have a sneaky pee without being caught, although during one (very long, desperately needed) pee a woman walked past while on the phone, and if she’d looked in my direction she would have seen me. Later in the evening when the festival was busier the trees were no longer hidden enough, but after walking a bit further I found a secluded area with a canal running past, so I gratefully peed in the canal!

I’m 27, Male, from England.

I alternate between pee, wee, piss, toilet, loo, bathroom and gents depending on who I'm speaking to. I see wee as more childish whereas in a formal situation like at work I'd probably say something like 'could you point me in the direction of the toilets' or 'I could do with nipping to the gents'. I've heard loads of other more inventive words though like widdle, wazz, tinkle, slash, Jimmy Riddle, Wazz Waddington, sprinkle, bogs (heard that a lot in school to refer to the toilets like 'i' m dying to go the bogs' ). I'm originally from Northern England.

I remember watching an old episode of top gear years ago where Clarkson was crossing the channel on a ferry and ended up desperate, to the point where he was bending over and holding himself. The toilets were too far away and to get to them involved walking through a big crowd of people wanting to meet him, so I think he ended up peeing into a bottle. I don’t think we saw the actual peeing (or possibly they showed it with his back turned) but I think they showed the bottle afterwards.

I used to live in a town just outside of London and the trains on that route didn’t have toilets, so quite often I’d find myself sitting on the 1 hour train journey into the city after work needing to pee, or on the way back after a few drinks in London in the evening bursting to piss with no choice but to hold on. There were usually delays as well during the journey which made it even more frustrating, like trains getting stuck at a signal or terminated early. I remember once catching the last train home after a night out in central London and having to rush to make it in time, in fact I had to run to the platform and got there just before the doors closed. I was dying for a piss after leaving the club but didn’t have time to go, so I ended up having to hold on for the entire train journey. I was so desperate that I’d have been tempted to relieve myself into a bin or empty bottle but the train was too busy and I didn’t want to get caught. After hanging on and fidgeting for an entire hour (plus a few extra minutes of delays) I finally made it back to my local station, ran straight to the toilets only to find them locked up for the night. I knew I couldn’t last the walk home (I’d already started leaking a bit into my boxers) so I frantically searched for somewhere to pee, holding myself the whole time, before finally finding a secluded path next to the station where I was able to relieve my aching bladder into a bush without being seen!

I've seen lots of desperation at house parties and music festivals. Probably the most desperation I've seen in one place was at the Karneval in Germany - never seen so many desperate women waiting in very long, very slow moving toilet queues.

Meanwhile, it's 18 degrees centigrade and bright sunshine here in central England! Stay safe, and hope the weather where you are improves for you soon.

I regularly fly between England and Germany without peeing, which is around 371 miles. Fairly short flight so its pretty easy to wait that long.

I’d never share my face or identity on here, like many people here I work in a professional environment and it might hinder my career if someone I work with found out. I’d also never access this site from a corporate device (even when outside the corporate network) just in case. I occasionally share pictures via private message and these are always anonymous. Also, whenever I use names in any stories or experiences I post on here, these are never real names! During a previous job I held UK government security clearance, and I was told that to get the higher levels of clearance an interview is required where they ask about absolutely everything in your life, including sexual interests and internet history. I never had to sit this interview but if I was asked in such a setting, I’d probably disclose my interest in pee desperation. I think in the scale of “unusual” fetishes/sexual interests, enjoying the feeling of holding a full bladder or looking at/reading about women who need to pee is fairly tame.