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DesperateJill

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    DesperateJill got a reaction from LngPeefan for a status update, Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that   
    Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that makes me the omorashi equivalent of a Pokémon master!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that   
    Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that makes me the omorashi equivalent of a Pokémon master!
  3. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from AlphaBladder for a status update, Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that   
    Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that makes me the omorashi equivalent of a Pokémon master!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from Peeinglover99 for a status update, Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that   
    Well looks like with my 2526th post I became a flooded legendary member, I guess that makes me the omorashi equivalent of a Pokémon master!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, I thought my dental Odyssey was over two months ago when I had those teeth pulled and   
    I thought my dental Odyssey was over two months ago when I had those teeth pulled and now two months later I had bone poking through the gums and I had to have that filed away in oh my God I am so much pain from just that. Nothing ever works out well for me ever.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I thought my dental Odyssey was over two months ago when I had those teeth pulled and   
    I thought my dental Odyssey was over two months ago when I had those teeth pulled and now two months later I had bone poking through the gums and I had to have that filed away in oh my God I am so much pain from just that. Nothing ever works out well for me ever.
  7. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, An Asian woman desperately in need of a bathroom but no bathroom being available anyw   
    An Asian woman desperately in need of a bathroom but no bathroom being available anywhere in sight. Just a happy thought I thought I would share with everybody.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from Tangosierra97 for a status update, An Asian woman desperately in need of a bathroom but no bathroom being available anyw   
    An Asian woman desperately in need of a bathroom but no bathroom being available anywhere in sight. Just a happy thought I thought I would share with everybody.
  9. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.   
    Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
  10. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I was asked to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store, but when I got home we fo   
    I was asked to get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store, but when I got home we found I had picked 7 up.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from Mary127 for a status update, Aside from Miga Miga Avasaram I can't think of a single film, feature-length film foc   
    Aside from Miga Miga Avasaram I can't think of a single film, feature-length film focusing entirely on the plot of a woman needing to find a bathroom, which is rather disappointing. Hollywood are you not aware of my work?!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, Aside from Miga Miga Avasaram I can't think of a single film, feature-length film foc   
    Aside from Miga Miga Avasaram I can't think of a single film, feature-length film focusing entirely on the plot of a woman needing to find a bathroom, which is rather disappointing. Hollywood are you not aware of my work?!
  13. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.   
    I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
  14. cheer
    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creati   
    On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creative work accomplished today, but on the other hand I wrote the full equivalent of a novella just in my posts & PMs on bathrooms here tonight. I really am a potty brain!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from DerekOmoso for a status update, On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creati   
    On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creative work accomplished today, but on the other hand I wrote the full equivalent of a novella just in my posts & PMs on bathrooms here tonight. I really am a potty brain!
  16. cheer
    DesperateJill got a reaction from Mary127 for a status update, On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creati   
    On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creative work accomplished today, but on the other hand I wrote the full equivalent of a novella just in my posts & PMs on bathrooms here tonight. I really am a potty brain!
  17. laugh
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creati   
    On the bad side I got distracted here all night so not really going to get any creative work accomplished today, but on the other hand I wrote the full equivalent of a novella just in my posts & PMs on bathrooms here tonight. I really am a potty brain!
  18. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to trekkie for a status update, Go ahead and try that toilet in your dream. What, are ya chicken? 🐔   
    Go ahead and try that toilet in your dream. What, are ya chicken? 🐔 
  19. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.   
    I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
  20. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I've outdone myself with this one. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantalou   
    I've outdone myself with this one.
    Why do melons have weddings?
    Because they cantaloupe.
  21. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, What do you call someone with no body or nose? Nobody nose.   
    What do you call someone with no body or nose? 
    Nobody nose.
  22. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I recently went to the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fa   
    I recently went to the “World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine” exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
  23. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, My friend got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he   
    My friend got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I visited his home, the signs were all there.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from WetFunOne for a status update, I went to the dentist yesterday and am glad to say that he took five seconds to look   
    I went to the dentist yesterday and am glad to say that he took five seconds to look at me and told me that I didn't have dry socket as he said if I had the dry socket I would have been in excruciating pain the next day. Apparently the pain that my mouth was  having were just the normal pain from having teeth pulled on the bottom and luckily today I do actually feel significantly better, so at least that problem is resolved.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from DerekOmoso for a status update, I went to the dentist yesterday and am glad to say that he took five seconds to look   
    I went to the dentist yesterday and am glad to say that he took five seconds to look at me and told me that I didn't have dry socket as he said if I had the dry socket I would have been in excruciating pain the next day. Apparently the pain that my mouth was  having were just the normal pain from having teeth pulled on the bottom and luckily today I do actually feel significantly better, so at least that problem is resolved.
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