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DesperateJill

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  1. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.   
    I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
     
  2. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I really need to pee for some reason.   
    I really need to pee for some reason.
  3. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, You mix up two letters and your whole status is urined.   
    You mix up two letters and your whole status is urined.
  4. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you chec   
    I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?" - so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
  5. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.   
    I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
     
  6. Upvote
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I'm glad to say that today I finally got back around to catching up on all the posts   
    I'm glad to say that today I finally got back around to catching up on all the posts I missed while I was sick this week and there weren't as many as I thought I would have to catch up with luckily, if I am not there constantly bumping them by writing huge gargantuan replies to them they don't get as much activity LOL. But at least now I am finally all caught up on that. I have something really interesting that I think will blow a lot of people's minds away but I will save that for another day when I have more time.
  7. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.   
    I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.
  8. crying
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I wish I could say that I was at the Asian girl urine Festival, but I've actually jus   
    I wish I could say that I was at the Asian girl urine Festival, but I've actually just been sick the last few days, so I haven't been around, so if I haven't been responding I'm not ignoring everybody, I just haven't been well. Hopefully I will catch up in the next couple of days or tomorrow maybe.
  9. crying
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I wish I could say that I was at the Asian girl urine Festival, but I've actually jus   
    I wish I could say that I was at the Asian girl urine Festival, but I've actually just been sick the last few days, so I haven't been around, so if I haven't been responding I'm not ignoring everybody, I just haven't been well. Hopefully I will catch up in the next couple of days or tomorrow maybe.
  10. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr Compromise”. It wasn’t my first   
    My colleagues at work have given me the nickname “Mr Compromise”.  It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.
  11. cheer
    DesperateJill reacted to sammilove for a status update, I seriously love holding and writing. It always makes the scenarios seem so much more   
    I seriously love holding and writing. It always makes the scenarios seem so much more believable. I wrote another impromptu fiction story if you want to check it out. 🙂 
  12. Upvote
    DesperateJill got a reaction from vincenta1227 for a status update, Oh closed for seasonal renovation sign on the ladies room oh how I hate you! This has   
    Oh closed for seasonal renovation sign on the ladies room oh how I hate you! This has not been a kind week to Jill's bladder.
  13. crying
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Feeling rubbish this week. On revolting antibiotics... Just about as sexy as a tootha   
    Feeling rubbish this week.  On revolting antibiotics... Just about as sexy as a toothache (which is actually where it started!) 
  14. cheer
    DesperateJill reacted to sammilove for a status update, Stuck in traffic after work with a very full bladder again. But this time, I’m in a c   
    Stuck in traffic after work with a very full bladder again. But this time, I’m in a company car with no choice but to hold it. And should I not be able to wait, I have to pay $100 to have it detailed again. Wish me luck cause I’m definitely gonna need it!
  15. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, That squirm inducing moment when you instinctively cross your legs when your boss at   
    That squirm inducing moment when you instinctively cross your legs when your boss at your job tells you that your job that doesn't have bathrooms might be back in a few months and that you might be going out further into the field further away from bathrooms for a longer stretch of time. >.<
  16. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, That squirm inducing moment when you instinctively cross your legs when your boss at   
    That squirm inducing moment when you instinctively cross your legs when your boss at your job tells you that your job that doesn't have bathrooms might be back in a few months and that you might be going out further into the field further away from bathrooms for a longer stretch of time. >.<
  17. thinking
    DesperateJill got a reaction from Peter-P for a status update, After the brutality of having two days of work in a row I am definitely making Sunday   
    After the brutality of having two days of work in a row I am definitely making Sunday a day of rest, at least for my bladder anyway! I always feel really sore after a lot of holding like that, which is why I think that if possible such things should be done in moderation, which is why I don't do recreational holds anymore seeing as I have to save it up for when I really need it on practical grounds.
  18. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I really could use some new cutlery, but I don't want to fork out at the moment...   
    I really could use some new cutlery, but I don't want to fork out at the moment...
  19. love
    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, Again karma is a funny thing. Because it's ironic because I read my journals to see w   
    Again karma is a funny thing. Because it's ironic because I  read my journals to see what I did on this day in previous years in the last two years or whatever to read and edit them, and I was just reading my journal from like two years ago today. And I was actually chatting with this one woman who said that she always liked going out in the parks and that the park bathrooms were like a godsend, and then one day she said that the Park bathroom was locked for some reason and I thought it was so hilarious and she said it was not funny she was going out of her mind dying for a piss. In the biggest irony is that I'm chatting with her now and she said it must be such a lovely day to be out in the park and I am sort of like yeah it would be except the bathrooms are locked again. Karma really is a bitch. BTW she works at home :P.
  20. Upvote
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, To be honest, my tastes for female desperation mean I'm really not interested in hold   
    To be honest, my tastes for female desperation mean I'm really not interested in holding my own pee!  It seems fair (karma!) though that occasionally I have to go through it myself and experience some of what I like to see in others. 
    So today I couldn't get a break at work for around 7 hours and although I had half expected it to be a difficult day, I still enjoyed a large cup of tea at breakfast as I wouldn't want to go without! 
    Well, when I finally hobbled into Tesco this afternoon, it was an absolutely epic pee! 
  21. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.   
    I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
  22. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, 5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.   
    5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
  23. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, One of those days when I'm feeling hornier than a horny person from the planet needaf   
    One of those days when I'm feeling hornier than a horny person from the planet needafuck... 🔥😈
  24. wow
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like,   
    Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
  25. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.   
    I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
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