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DesperateJill

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    DesperateJill got a reaction from wilbob76 for a status update, I've been sick for the better part of the last two weeks so if anybody has been tryin   
    I've been sick for the better part of the last two weeks so if anybody has been trying to reach me I haven't been ignoring you and I will hopefully get back to catching up on everything here one day when I have a lot of time to catch up with everything, but I just wanted to put a quick message letting everybody know that I'm not ignoring here, I just really haven't been active here since about May 27 or May 28 because I have either been in the hospital or recovering from illness since then.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I've been sick for the better part of the last two weeks so if anybody has been tryin   
    I've been sick for the better part of the last two weeks so if anybody has been trying to reach me I haven't been ignoring you and I will hopefully get back to catching up on everything here one day when I have a lot of time to catch up with everything, but I just wanted to put a quick message letting everybody know that I'm not ignoring here, I just really haven't been active here since about May 27 or May 28 because I have either been in the hospital or recovering from illness since then.
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, Based on how my stomach feels right now I am feeling that my four month long healthy   
    Based on how my stomach feels right now I am feeling that my four month long healthy streak is basically over and that I'm probably going to end up being sick soon, dammit! Guess I had better make today count.
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    DesperateJill reacted to trekkie for a status update, There are actually six Great Lakes. I woke up lying in the sixth this morning. Comple   
    There are actually six Great Lakes. I woke up lying in the sixth this morning. Completely drenched from upper chest level to past my knees. 🙂
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Probably had to rely on voice search...   
    Probably had to rely on voice search...

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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people   
    The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I feel so old!! 🤣   
    I feel so old!!🤣

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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Sixty percent of the time it works every time!   
    Sixty percent of the time it works every time!
  9. laugh
    DesperateJill reacted to trekkie for a status update, Why am I changing my sheets again? Uh... no reason!   
    Why am I changing my sheets again? Uh... no reason!
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update,   
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from bennne for a status update, I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinkin   
    I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinking that is about something different than what it likely is!
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, 😄   
    😄

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    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinkin   
    I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinking that is about something different than what it likely is!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinkin   
    I'm looking at the TV guide website and see P-Valley and I think I'm probably thinking that is about something different than what it likely is!
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on many levels...   
    Why are elevator jokes so good?
    Because they work on many levels... 
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, Wishing everyone a happy and desperate Easter so enjoy this Easter story I wrote 3 ye   
    Wishing everyone a happy and desperate Easter so enjoy this Easter story I wrote 3 years ago. https://desperatejill.livejournal.com/2019/04/23/
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, Wishing everyone a happy and desperate Easter so enjoy this Easter story I wrote 3 ye   
    Wishing everyone a happy and desperate Easter so enjoy this Easter story I wrote 3 years ago. https://desperatejill.livejournal.com/2019/04/23/
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    DesperateJill reacted to trekkie for a status update, Taking care of your morning pee before you wake up is far more efficient than taking   
    Taking care of your morning pee before you wake up is far more efficient than taking time out of your morning for it. Bedwetting is just good time management!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, Anyone else finding the Pool chat isn't working for them, I keep getting this error (   
    Anyone else finding the Pool chat isn't working for them, I keep getting this error (see screen shot).

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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks." I said, "Don't mention   
    I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
    He said "Thanks."
    I said, "Don't mention it."
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    DesperateJill reacted to rebeljaffa for a status update, My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. But the librarian asked me to tak   
    My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
    But the librarian asked me to take it out. 
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    DesperateJill reacted to sammilove for a status update, I definitely forgot how weak your bladder gets after a hold until wetting. I feel lik   
    I definitely forgot how weak your bladder gets after a hold until wetting. I feel like if I even look at water I have pee.
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    DesperateJill reacted to sammilove for a status update, I’ve been taking a break from Omo for a bit but now I’m back! I’ve got a good experie   
    I’ve been taking a break from Omo for a bit but now I’m back! I’ve got a good experience to share I’ve been writing up all day and will hopefully finish tomorrow but tonight I’m going to the mall for a bit and drinking lots of liquids while I’m there! 🙂 
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from rebeljaffa for a status update, I am glad to say I had a really productive end to the month where I managed to finish   
    I am glad to say I had a really productive end to the month where I managed to finish writing my latest omorashi novella in just four or five days, an expansion of my tour guide story, and I am pretty happy with it. Now I just have to find the time to read and edit and publish it so that everybody else can read it too!
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    DesperateJill got a reaction from trekkie for a status update, I am glad to say I had a really productive end to the month where I managed to finish   
    I am glad to say I had a really productive end to the month where I managed to finish writing my latest omorashi novella in just four or five days, an expansion of my tour guide story, and I am pretty happy with it. Now I just have to find the time to read and edit and publish it so that everybody else can read it too!
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