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DesperateJill

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Status Updates posted by DesperateJill

  1. I'm sorry I haven't really been participating  very regularly here lately but the last couple of months between lots of personal tragedy and lots of stress and being sick again now, I feel like it has at least partially killed the fetish for me, not completely. but it's been about six months now since I have last been on any kind of major fetish binge, so I feel that as I get older I am moving gradually towards asexuality.

    1. rebeljaffa

      I'm always glad to see you here Jill. 

  2. Three cheers for urinating! But only two cheers if you prefer not urinating and having your genitals tied shut until you are in agonizing pain and your kidneys explode! Four out of of five doctors don't recommend the latter, the other ones aren't actually doctors, they're just random people on the Internet who are giving you bad health  advice.

    1. Poseidon57

      8 out of 10 cats also recommend peeing at least a few times a day 😉

  3. I'm sorry if I haven't been responding to anything all week but my old computer died and I got a new computer that luckily is now a lot faster, but I figured I wasn't going to bother doing any of my Internet stuff until I got the new computer set up. And it seems like all of my threads always end up getting attention whenever I'm not around, like ones that I had from years ago get revived whenever I happen to not be around, it seems to happen every time LOL.

  4. I just thought I would send a message quickly saying that I'm going on and extended hiatus from this. I am really having so much stress in my life right now that I have zero interest in the fetish and I am on the verge of a mental breakdown so I'm taking a mental health break and I can't tell you how long it's going to be, but I'm not ignoring anybody but I'm just saying I'm not in the mindset to enjoy this fetish at all, and I think I have lost largely interest in it for the time being.

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    2. DesperateJill

      Everyone who responded, I got the issue that was causing me stress resolved so I feel a little bit better now but I think that I might have done damage to my heart is and still having chest pains now. I'm going to gradually start getting around to getting back to everything here. But honestly this is one of the most stressful weeks of my life and I'm surprised it actually didn't kill me.

    3. rebeljaffa

      Thanks for posting again at least. Good to know you're getting through it at least somewhat.

    4. trekkie

      I’m glad you are alive! I worry about you…

  5. I've been repeatedly hacked on Amazon and I have to say that the stress of it is probably going to give me a heart attack as I am having incredible chest pains from the stress of this.

  6. You know there is no greater sight in all the world than an Asian woman with a painfully full bladder pounding on a locked bathroom door, sadly it's not something you really ever see in real life unless you are one of those really lucky and fortunate people!

    1. blitzomo

      asian girls with super full bladders are the hottest thing in the universe

  7. It seems that the omorashi forum is back up and online again, am I the only one who finds it rather ironic that the day it was down for maintenance happened to be world toilet day?!

    1. Nyann

      I had no idea that was an real event. 🤣

       

  8. I get sick more than should be reasonably humanly possible but at least I was only sick a brief while so looks like I didn't miss too much this time.

  9. Right now I'm stuck at work, the bathrooms are locked and I have a lot of downtime, so I guess I must be a real masochist that I'm checking this board right now.

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    2. lsn1

      Wow, 9 is *really* desperate. I'm glad someone opened the restrooms for you. Do you think you could have held until the end of the day if they hadnt?

    3. JD0417

      I would’ve liked to be there to watch Jill struggle wriggle wiggle fidget squirm and dance around until the end of the day if they hadn’t opened the bathroom and then see where so goes and if she makes it home or not 

  10. I'm glad to say I did everything right to publish my latest omorashi novel and I put a preview in my blog for anyone who wants to read it. Now I have like 51 notifications to get back to let's see how much of them I can get through. It's probably not as much though because it's probably just a lot of people that I know or that I follow liking things or following threads, so it's probably not 51 things I need to respond to, but a lot really builds up after 2 1/2 weeks!


    You can read a preview of my novel in my blog at https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/13970.html

  11. I was originally going to try to catch up on this board today but I think it's going to require more than one day, so I think I'll put it off for one more day since it's getting late now, but I did get around to doing the publication process for my omorashi novel, so hopefully that will be available by tomorrow and I can give a preview in my blog.

    1. DesperateJill

      The title if you want to look it up on Amazon is The Desperate Girl in the Photo Booth.

    2. JD0417

      Will it be available free to view anywhere online? 

    3. DesperateJill

      It will be available for purchase on Amazon as an e-book or as a paperback but I will post a preview of the first few chapters in my blog, whatever fits into 10,000 words or less, as that seems to be the word limit per blog entry.

  12. I just felt I should make a message letting everyone know that again I'm not ignoring anybody but I've been sick and in the hospital pretty much the last week or two, and that my health has really really taken a major downturn this summer, which was one of the worst summers of my life honestly. I can't honestly remember, can't remember the last time I was less interested in my fetish, and I am honestly thinking maybe I should take a long hiatus from anything fetish related, as I don't feel that I can do it in a healthy and moderate way, and now that I'm not really in a fetish mindset at all it's probably a good time to perhaps take a vacation and cultivate that.


    I do hope that sometime next time in the next week or so that I will maybe try to get back to things, and I do hope to get around to publishing my latest omorashi novel that I finished like two years ago and really just need to do the publication process for. So I hopefully will get that done either this week or next week and will let everyone know when I have finished that, but for right now I think I'm in a major fetish vacation mode, so I might not be around here as much.

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    2. Nyann

      Smoke really kicked your butt? It's been a rough go for a lot of people, so it's understandable. Drink water, relax and read if you can and take two aspirin daily lol.

       

       

       

    3. TheBladderBoss

      I hope you feel better and rejoin us when you do! You're my favorite creator on here so I'm wishing you well! Just focus on you and getting better! 

    4. DesperateJill

      It wasn't the smoke, that was several weeks ago, it was just my cyclical vomiting syndrome acting up a lot lately. Between that and wakes and funerals I missed my summer job a lot this  year. Will probably take me a few more days before I can get back to everything but I did the final reading and editing of my omorashi novel, so will hopefully publish that this week, which is pretty terrible really since I finished writing it nearly 2 years ago and am only now getting to that.

  13. I updated my blog with a preview of my latest omorashi novella, We'll Get to It Later: A Tale of Female Desperation And Bathroom Lines, that I should have published a long time ago seeing as I basically finished writing it in 2021 I think. But I'm finally getting more around to the publishing side of things so I hope you enjoy and will spread the word and give it a good review! Hopefully next week I'll publish my other omorashi novel, then I'm finally up to speed with all my omo works.

    https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/13796.html

  14. Well it took me over an hour but at least I was able to get back to all of the threads that I missed while I was gone for the last couple of days. It's amazing how fast they build up if you miss just a couple of days, and why do all of my popular threads always end up getting attention whenever I am not there to respond to them?!

  15. If anyone's been trying to reach me I haven't been ignoring you I've just been sick the last couple of days, and I need a good start on the day if I'm going to respond to all of the notifications I got, so hopefully I will get around to that sometime soon but today is not going to be that day. But damn my health has been really terrible this summer that's for sure.

    1. glad1

      Sorry to hear that. Hope you'll bounce back soon. There's a lot of us looking forward to your stories. And some of us aren't good at waiting!

    2. DesperateJill

      Unfortunately every time I have a bout of my acid reflux disease every time that I get sick it is sort of like guesswork when I'll be better. Like eventually at some point I have to try eating normally but if I do it too soon and I'm sick all day. Like yesterday I tried eating a little bit like I have been doing the first couple of days and I was fine, and then yesterday I was sick basically all day from just a little bit, and then today I pretty much had a headache pretty much the whole day.

      I'm hoping that tomorrow I will feel better and hopefully get back to responding on here. The bad thing is that every day I am sick and I keep putting it off that's more and more notifications I have to respond to which ends up making me put it off longer until I have a really good start on the day to catch up on everything.


      But that's what I hate about being sick the most, is it's very unproductive because when I'm sick I'm not really writing anything. Now I have about two hours left to do something creatively and then I'll be very glad to hopefully go to sleep and hopefully be in better shape tomorrow.

  16. Oy I was sick again, this has not been a good summer for Jill at all. I probably should have had some indication that other day when I had to go to the bathroom at that park as I normally don't have to take a shit when I am away from home, so I guess something must have been brewing in my stomach.


    I just wanted to send this quick message to know that it might be a few days before I get back to all of the messages here because I see I have like 28 notifications and I just don't have time to get around to that today, so hopefully I will be back soon, but it might be a while.

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    2. Ktpq

      Hopefully you feel better soon jill 

    3. rebeljaffa

      I can do a vampire movie!  I can't have my family seeing me in an Omorashi one or I might have done it already! 😇

    4. DesperateJill

      You know it's funny I've never done an omorashi movie officially speaking, but seeing at my job seeing as I have to appear on video and I often do so while bursting at the seams and trying to maintain my composure, a lot of people probably don't even realize there watching a movie starring a woman who's bladder is ready to explode. It somewhat makes me self-conscious even though people might not realize it.

  17. My number of posts and my reputation points are both the same number right now at 3168 which means that roughly averages out so that every one of my posts gets at least one like, not bad!

    1. rebeljaffa

      Now I'm going to work out how to skew that!! 😆😝

  18. Oy yet another day lost to illness, gonna try to catch up here today. This has been a bad summer.

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    2. trekkie

      I know that's right, as I catch up on my 89 responses! I hope your latest bout with illness is over. [hug]

    3. DesperateJill

      I'm basically now just fully back to normal although I'll likely be right back to the beginning in a few weeks again.

    4. DesperateJill

      I had 21 responses just today alone but most of those were of you replying to stuff lol.

  19. I hate how half the time I get sick I relapse and am back in the hospital in a day or two. This has not been a good month for me. Will hopefully catch up here soon.

    1. DesperateJill

      It was a more mild bout of my illness but the recovery is feeling slow.

  20. Damn I was in the hospital again after just recovering from being sick like a week or two ago, it was only for six hours this time, so that was relatively short, but I have to say the universe really does seem to resent me for using it as my own personal bathroom!

  21. Q: If a talking cat was able to give testimony in court but they lied what would they be guilty of?
    A: Purrjury!
  22. Here's a thought to consider the next time you go to the bathroom, consider the possibility that ghosts are real. Once you consider this possibility that means you have to consider the possibility that any given moment that there are ghosts watching you in the bathroom, it could be anyone, Hitler, Anne Frank, Benito Mussolini, Martin Luther King, your grandmother, who knows who is watching you pee from the world beyond!

    1. rebeljaffa

      Oh God!  I used to have this anxiety that my late father or grandparents could see me, but I think there are things I would be more worried about being seen doing than having a pee...  

    2. LngPeefan

      What an eclectic mix of people, Adolph Hitler with Anne Frank, Benito Mussolini and Martin Luther King. Being male, the next time I use a urinal I'll mentally visualize Cleopatra, Marilyn Monroe and a host of deceased Playboy Playmates from beyond the grave, all staring at my dangling ding-dong. 😉

  23. Today is really the first day pretty much all week where I haven't been incapacitated by illness, so hopefully I will make up for not accomplishing anything these last few days now. Plus I am already worrying about my job coming back as well so the universe is really giving it to me hard lately LOL.

  24. Another trip to the hospital, looks like I'm having a very slow recovery and lots of relapses this time. I was going to say what did I ever do to the universe to deserve this but then I thought to myself I do pretty much pee in it every single day…

  25. I hate it when I'm recovering from illness because every time I try eating and I guess wrong and try eating too soon that's basically another day where I am lost due to illness.

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    2. DesperateJill

      Fate definitely seems to have it out for me, always throwing illness my way and never Asian cat ladies!

    3. rebeljaffa

      That last fact is especially unfair!

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