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DesperateJill

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DesperateJill last won the day on July 7 2023

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  • My pronouns are..
    she/her

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  • I'm into..
    Bathroom Control
    Tickling
    Watersports
    Bondage
    Cuddling
    Exhibitionism
    Gender bender
    Humiliation
    Master / Slave
    Pleasure control
    Public humiliation
    Sadism / Masochism

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  1. I always celebrate St. Patrick's Day and my Irish heritage the same way by writing really really weird stories about leprechauns! And it reminded me that I've already actually written three omorashi stories involving leprechauns LOL.
  2. @Golden Guard "Yeah, that's the challenge with Songfics. You really gotta choose words that fit with the rhythm of the original song. And that's a really difficult thing to do for an entire song. But once you choose them correctly, it becomes such a great work of art!" I think that's why I'm a novelist rather than a songwriter. I mean it's definitely you can do it well but it's something that really does take time. The easiest way to do it is to copy and paste the entire song into a document and then just go down the lines and change the lines to something that goes along with the new parody of it. As a person who is accustomed to working really fast and using my speech recognition software where I just keep continuously writing on and on, it's something you really can't do when you're trying to do something else that is like a line for line parody of something, it really just slows you down. It's the same thing that the problem with me getting started on some of my larger projects, when there's so much material that you want to put into it and slows it down because you have to keep constantly checking your notes about what you were putting in there and all of that and it makes the writing go a lot slower. I actually remember like nearly 20 years ago this friend of mine and I started doing a version of be our guest called see her chest see her chest and made it all about breasts LOL.
  3. I think that a single stall scenario is probably always the worst of all worlds especially for the women. Like I know I have made other posts about this on here and in my blog and probably also in my novellas LOL, but I do feel the fact that a lot of men's room I only have one toilet but then have a urinal makes it so that the guys you just have to peak and still go quickly if somebody is hogging the stall pooping. If you only have one toilet for everyone if somebody ends up hogging the toilet for like 20 minutes the line just completely standstill, where at least if you have multiple toilets the line will still be moving even if it's going slower. Plus if you only have one toilet and it goes out of order your fresh out of luck! I also forgot to add but even waiting for a single stall that you can hear the person using the sink or flushing the toilet or urinating loudly, it's not as bad as in a multi-stall environment but it's not totally absent from a single one either.
  4. @Golden Guard "As someone who recently made an Omo Songfic myself, that sounds like a really fun project and I can't wait to read it and sing-along when you post this!" I haven't really written any songs or many song parodies really because I think that when you are parodying something line for line and have to keep the beat with it it takes a long time to writem because you have to really think about it, but I'll admit that when I'm listening to like a song like that on a movie I sometimes find myself singing along and just making up words that have nothing to do with it. So often I will listen to a song or be watching a song in a movie and I'll be thinking of all like these really crazy lyrics to replace them with, sort of like Weird Al Yankovic. I don't have a good singing voice though but it would be funny if somebody turn these into actual songs and would actually sing them, as that would be really entertaining. Like recently somebody that I know found this website where they can get an AI to read your stories and he took some of the stories I posted on social media and he turned them into like an audio file, and I thought that it was really entertaining, but it doesn't actually sing the songs, but what they are doing with AI now I am sure that it will probably be a lot easier to have AI sing songs for you like that.
  5. I don't think you should necessarily feel guilty about it if it was not your fault in the first place, but it should make you contemplate the fact that you have urinary privilege.
  6. I can honestly say gave a lot of thought to the Beauty and the Beast and now I think I'm going to have a whole parody about the song Be Our Guest about having to go to the bathroom. Be our guest to be our guest put your bladder to the test continue to hold and until it's in major distress! I should probably watch that DVD I got of beauty and the beast as I haven't seen in a while and it's one of the 300 new DVDs that I have to watch on my list LOL.
  7. @Golden Guard "Most authors that write anonymously here don't want people to be able to link their Omo accounts with their main writing accounts. And posting a story on both accounts would make it really easy for someone to put some key words into Google and find the same story on both accounts. So unfortunately, I don't think we'd get the story here if that were the case. I certainly wouldn't dare to do that myself." I try to make sure that none of my pseudonyms have any online interaction with real me whatsoever so that nobody will suspect that I am the same person. Naturally I wouldn't publish the same story under two different names, but there are a lot of stories that I look at and I am thinking is this more of a comedy that I would write under my own name or is this more explicitly in omorashi story. Honestly the one about a woman chasing a toilet that won't pee inside of it is more of an omorashi story. Of course I could do that is an omorashi story and then write a similar story under my own name and under a different title and make it somewhat different. I did have sort of another idea for a weird story about what would happen after all of the beasts furniture turned back into people, but they still have some kind of weird furniture fetish! Again when you start thinking about this stuff you can think of lots of ideas. But yeah I do have that conflict with some of my stories, I think am I going to publish this under my own name or is it more of a DesperateJill story or under my male pseudonym, a lot of them I sometimes sit there agonizing thinking which one does it fall into. And it said because there are some stories that are omorashi stories that actually would fit into my more serious collections based on topics. Like I wrote that story about a vampire needing to Pee and a robot needing to Pee and I have another one that I was going to do involving aliens, and I am thinking you know if these weren't omorashi stories written under my pseudonym they would actually fit well into my serious collection of stories about aliens, ghost vampires etc. So I do have that conflict a lot where I look at a story and I really have to rack my brain about which name I want to publish it under. My general rule of thumb is if it's mostly a fetish story meant to titillate people with the fetish it's going to be under my pseudonym, but if it's more of a comedic or satirical story it's probably going to be under my own name, but again even in my omorashi stories I can get in satire and comedy and speculative fiction, so there is some overlap between my serious speculative fiction and the weird fetish stuff I write under my pseudonyms. But it's true that if I publish it under one name I can't really publish it under another name because that would give away my identity in the rare and admittedly unlikely case where someone were to read stuff under my own name and under my pseudonym and made the connection.
  8. I remember one time I was in the hospital and I was so out of it while waiting for the nurse to get my antinausea medicine I didn't process the fact until she came back 10 minutes later that she said that she was going to the bathroom, if I were in a normal state of consciousness I totally would have been all over that, but when I am sick like that I don't even process any kind of fetish thoughts.
  9. I just thought of a really great one going along with beauty and the beast, it sounds more like a crazy story I would write under my own name because it's more insane than omorashi, but I was thinking about how all of the creatures in the castle were cursed to turn into objects like the candelabra and the clock and the cups, what if the one of those creatures or one of those people were turned into a toilet and basically the toilet doesn't want people using them so the toilet keeps running away from her so she can't go to the bathroom! I have to say really like that one I might put it on the priority list of stories I'm definitely going to write someday, well along with several thousand other ones on the list, defeating the purpose of a priority list…
  10. Also men ejaculating on women just gives me kind of a rapey vibe even if consensual.
  11. @DrBorderline "In power dynamic play, I don't like it when the top berates, belittles, or otherwise dismisses the bottom. I know there are people who really get off on being told they screwed up or are inadequate, and that's great for them, but it really drags me down. Semi-related, I tune out very quickly when reading erotica that involves any sort of dystopian police state, even if the power structure enforces the kind of things I like. What can I say, my anti-authoritarianism is stronger than my fetish." I have a strong antiauthoritarian streak as well so I kind of do dislike that as well, I do kind of like like humiliation but sort of more the lighthearted kind not the really cruel and demeaning kind. Because one of my other major fetishes is embarrassing non-mutual nudity situations and I have like a whole other pseudonym just for writing that stuff. I can't say I have really read stuff that's actually erotica that is said in a dystopian police state, I read a lot of dystopia and I write a lot of dystopia but I haven't combined it with erotica before, although I did want to do sort of like a dystopian omorashi novel the People's bathroom usages strictly enforced. And I wanted to do a serious dystopia under my own name where sexual domination of men over women is sort of enforced by a police state so that when somebody is engaging in female domination they end up being sent to a reeducation camp. So I can see how if you are anti-authoritarian stuff like that can be a turnoff, but it can also be more of a victory when the character actually triumphs over the dystopia, I mean assuming they do, and a lot of the serious dystopia that I write it usually ends on an unhappy note where the dystopia continues and the people are crushed by the totalitarian state that they find themselves in. But not so much of that in my erotica… Well actually I did write one about public nudity as being sort of a punishment in a dystopia so maybe a little bit. "In omo / omutsu content, I am averse to watching videos where the people in them are addressing the viewer / looking directly at the camera. I don't actually know what that's about but I think it's a false alarm from my instincts trying to keep this part of my life secret and then freaking out because it seems like somebody knows what I'm doing." I think that when anyone addresses the camera's breaking the fourth wall and that sometimes takes you out of the idea that you are engaging in some kind of fantasy, it's like seeing them address you directly is sort of addressing the fact that it's all a set up and that they are just actors and that none of its real and that kind of kills the fantasy. "And much as with DesperateJill, I don't like seeing semen all over the place either, but it's harder to articulate why that bothers me. It can't be for cleanliness or hygiene reasons, obviously, given my other kinks." In my case I think that is primarily just because I'm a lesbian, so men ejaculating on women obviously doesn't appeal to me for that reason, but I feel like even if I wasn't a lesbian I would still not find that appealing as it seems like it's just extremely degrading to the women and is kind of gross just in general. Although oddly enough I guess the idea of people urinating on each other like two women urinating on each other wouldn't bother me, but I don't know Siemens seems like it's more unhygienic as well because I guess there is the possibility of pregnancy, or it makes you think about that even if you are using protection. I don't know but I just find it really gross but I don't feel the same way about urination as I feel urine is much more sterile.
  12. @ilikeadultvids "LOL, I just kind of wish that if a commercial is going to advertise something, maybe, ya know, advertise it? I was going to say that I blame the Mentos commercials from the 1990s for not making any sense, but at least you can identify it by the song if you aren't watching." I have to admit as soon as I saw the mention of that I immediately started singing the song and I remember that clip that they did on Family Guy pointing out about how that commercial makes no sense for John Wilkes Booth eats the Mentos and it makes Peter want to kill Lincoln! "But yeah, to be a bit cliche now, but what the heck do boner pills have to do with a man and woman laying in separate bathtubs on top of a hillside? If he has a boner for the first time in a while, wouldn't he want to share a tub with her? Wouldn't they want more privacy than a hillside? These commercials raise questions faster than I can give up on trying to find answers for them." I guess that doesn't make that much sense but if I would wager a guess I guess it's because hot tubbing is considered like a sexy thing, and maybe by showing them in a hot tub it's basically suggesting that they're going to have sex afterwards, but it does seem strange they wouldn't be in the same hot tub as that would be the whole point wouldn't it?
  13. I try not to judge people's fetishes, and I'm not sure if I would say it's necessarily my least favorite fetish, but I've always thought the idea of financial domination was just the most ridiculous thing in the world, so basically you get off on somebody spending all of your money? The people who are financial dominatrix though I say congratulations, you found out how to make money as a prostitute without actually having to do any of the stuff that prostitutes do! It makes me think of that scene in Idiocracy where the prostitute wakes up in the future and the guy is basically wanting to have sex with the woman and gives her hundreds of dollars and she basically says that she already gave him something, or something along those lines, and that's what I kind of always think of when I think of financial dominatrix. It's a good source for hilarity though when you are writing fictional stories, I will say that much. I guess another thing that would be unappealing to me is anything involving sex and food because that to me is just gross, as I find that people eating in general is something that is sort of a turnoff. And again probably just because I'm a lesbian anything with guys shooting semen on women, like whenever I see a video like that it's immediately just like a huge turnoff. But since I'm not into that I don't go looking for that, so it never really happens I suppose.
  14. @Golden Guard "Perhaps their magic carpet ride lasted a bit longer than her bladder was comfortable with. They did go all around the world on that thing after all. Maybe it suddenly runs out of magic in the middle of nowhere, no toilet in sight." I was almost about to ask did they even have toilets in Agraba that I just remembered it's pretty much a fictional fantasy kingdom so they just never address the fact that the characters would need to go to the bathroom. But it's funny because whenever I see some sort of story set in some kind of fantasy kingdom that's not a technological society I always kind of wonder what they do about the bathroom. I was thinking more of her doing sort of a belly dance while she was desperate for Jafar but yes going around the entire world on a carpet I suppose would be a pretty long journey so it would probably result in needing a bathroom. You could probably even do a parody of the song "A HOLD New World!" Once again it really is pretty easy to make any kind of story into an omorashi story. You could probably do something like Beauty and the Beast where the beast can't go to the bathroom until he finds true love, or maybe Belle isn't allowed to go to the bathroom when she's locked up in that dungeon. When you have a perverted mind focused on bathroom related matters you can pretty much read that into almost any situation in TV, movies or literature, which once again is why I don't understand how anyone ever has writers block, these things just flow right out of you if you give them enough thought, no pun intended!
  15. @ilikeadultvids "I live in what used to be classified as a purple state, so naturally, we would get way too many ads about why XYZ political opponent sucks and the only reason to vote for ABC candidate is because they aren't the other guy." I'm pretty sure that they have ads like that in basically every state, I mean I'm in a solidly blue state and on the same channel they would have one commercial right after the other where they have this one person going on about how terrible the person is terrible and then the next commercial immediately following that will be an advertisement for the other candidate, and it's always kind of ridiculous. Whenever I see those ads I always just sort of make humorous comments like this candidate is going to be the one who eats your babies! But yes those get kind of ridiculous pretty fast. "They might mention some condition by name... ok, what the heck is that condition? AND WHY ARE THESE GUYS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAZEBO PLAYING IN A JAZZ BAND AND DANCING BY FIREWORKS? What the heck does that have to do with your irritable bowel syndrome with constipation? Oh, and then there are crappy commercials that play crappy instrumental music and don't tell you a darned thing about the product because why should you cater to the visually impaired or the people who aren't looking directly at the screen?" I result those commercials were kind of funny, I'm guessing that maybe the idea is that now that your constipation is cured you can have fun again and dance with the fireworks. Like if you had constipation you probably wouldn't be playing in the jazz band and dancing. But yeah most of those commercials don't make sense, in fact most commercials in general don't make sense. Your last comment reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry Seinfeld was saying how he hated the cotton dockers commercial because you basically had a bunch of people who were basically dancing around and enjoying themselves and the product that they were advertising would like the pants over in the corner out of the way and he didn't like the fact that they were not talking about the pants but his girlfriend thought that was clever and it ended up ruining their relationship. And then there was another one where he did a skit about how he was always watching commercials where everybody was opening up their soda and then people were dancing around in bikinis and dune buggies and he looks at his soda and thinks that maybe he's doing something wrong with his.
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