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Likealemon

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Likealemon last won the day on April 4 2020

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  • My pronouns are..
    she/her

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  • I'm into..
    Bathroom Control
    Watersports
    Exhibitionism
    Humiliation
    Hypnosis
    Immobilization
    Licking
    Pleasure control
    Public humiliation
    Sadism / Masochism
    Spanking

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  1. PLEASE I am so actively horny and distracted at work. Can't do anything about it forever because it sure is the middle of the day. I keep drifting off and having piss fantasies and screwing up! I can fix it, but it doesn't help when my coworker has a habit of telling everyone when they need to go and complain about how they've put it off and now they're desperate. I need a priest or something help. 

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    2. Hedonist

      Either way, miss. I'm a fairly oblivious person. lol. If you need "help", I'm here. If you need help in the sense of small talk, I'll be around for little while. Stay strong. We're at Lunch now. The rest of the shift will be quick. 

       

    3. thelastpee

      Maybe writing would help. You could write up a fantasy about the co-worker who tells you they need to pee.

    4. BB1BBB

      Ha! I had exactly the same problem this morning. I happened to end up in the kitchen with a gorgeous co-worker. She was pacing around while waiting for the kettle to boil. I asked her if she was OK and she said she really needed the loo but was waiting so she could let her tea stew. That was it - immediate problem-boner. I had to take a very intense interest in the contents of the cutlery drawer for a few minutes!

  2. Currently waiting on the employees at a drug testing clinic to come back from lunch and I have to pee like nobody's business. Going back and forth on running up the street to pee at a gas station and whether or not I'll be able to go again by the time they get back. I also don't want to piss in the driver's seat of my car, lol 

    Update to this: An hour later I FINALLY got to go. That was ROUGH. I might make a post about it later, but that sure was awkward filling out my paperwork trying not to potty dance at their front desk. Made it with only a few leaks here and there, so that's nice. 

    1. DespAndHold

      Wow that is an exciting situation but I’m sure you can keep holding! How big is the container you will have to pee into as stopping when it fills may be a challenge if super desperate!

    2. Likealemon

      Yeah that's the thing, my car windows aren't tinted and I'm in the parking lot of a strip mall, right by a major roadway. It would be so obvious what I was doing! PLUS I need to be able to pee for the drug test since it's a urinalysis. I'm still holding it but I'm getting really frantic.

    3. DespAndHold

      Don’t panic you are really good at this and can wait

       

      the relief and feeling of accomplishment for waiting when you go at the appropriate time will make it worthwhile

  3. Hey so I'm still alive! I lost the primary device where I used this account and couldn't remember the password, nor the email I'd used to set it up for a while. Finally remembered that email address, and regained access to this account. So, uh, hey everyone. I plan to stick around. 

  4. I remember reading a while back that up to a third of content on PH was either stolen, featured underaged or trafficked individuals, or was just straight up not consented to, and that their parents company has known this for years. I've actually been trying to avoid it ever since. I think this move may be to combat those issues, and I'm not all together against that. At the end of the day, piss compilations are hot but I'm significantly less into it if I know some people involved either had their content stolen or just didn't consent to having it on the internet anymore. I don't like pirated Patreon content for the same reason. Legitimate people who were on the site, I hear you, and I hope your issues will be resolved. If it really was that many videos, I can see why they needed to cast a wide net. Hopefully their new verification system works well and you can be up and running again soon!
  5. I have a massive fantasy of a high-powered, expensive, arrogant asshole of an attorney getting tremendously desperate in court while trying to make an argument or get away with intimating a witness. So much coffee and water and lack of a recess to go use the restroom would take a toll on him, and he'd get more and more desperate by the minute until he's shaking and doing his best not to stutter or grab his crotch. Finally, he can't hold it anymore and completely soaks his Armani suit. I have a similar fantasy about the same guy being forced to wear a vibrator at work and trying not to moan while he cums all over himself. Very hot for me. I also like thinking about one particular teacher, one I had in high school. She taught history, wore dresses every day, and heels even though she was already like 5'8, so she towered over everyone. She had this no bullshit approach to her students, and was very stern. If a phone went off in class, she would immediately start assigning detentions, and she would silently stand behind two people chatting in her class until they noticed her and leapt out of their skin. I had a crush on her, in retrospect, and is probably where I get my own control kinks from. I would've loved to see her try and keep up this intense façade through a long double period, without any chance to run and take a piss and a whole jug of water in her bladder. I wish I could've seen her pee spill down her legs and drip off those high heels she wore.
  6. I did once. I went to a whole bunch of therapy for a bunch of reasons as a preteen/teen. I asked my psychiatrist if I was "weird or unhealthy" for liking this fetish when I was about 14. I was also questioning my sexuality/in the process of realizing my bisexuality and, for a lot of reasons, adults I could ask these kinds of questions to were far and few between, so I asked her. My psych was pretty nonchalant about it. She told me she had heard of plenty stranger fetishes, asked me a few questions about my experiences with it (I think trying to discern what I found compelling about it), told me I may grow out of it but I may not, and asked if it was bothering me or interfering with my day to day life. I told her I didn't think so, she said it was normal for me to have issues coming to terms with stuff like that at my age. Overall, fairly professional and encouraging. Weirdly enough, one of very few actual positive experiences I had with that psychiatrist. Looking back, she made the wrong call 9/10 times, but that time she was right. I'm glad she didn't introduce any additional reason to need therapy, at least that time.
  7. Hey everyone, I'm currently doing research on different female urination devices and I'd love to get some input from anyone who's used them in the past. I have a real thing for barely being able to get my clothes out of the way and pissing somewhere completely naughty. Typically this is in a wooded area, and it's never near people who don't consent to be involved with this kind of thing. But, I would absolutely love to be able to be desperate in a car, barely get this device between my legs in time, grabbing a cup, and letting go. That's the dream. So what ones have you used/can recommend? I'm leaning towards the pStyle for what appears to be ease of use, cost, and the fact it's all one piece. I'm not bothered about discretion; the only one who knows about this fetish is my partner, and he doesn't care, while anyone else knows that I hike a lot so it would be a dynamite excuse for why I have it. Anatomy wise, I'm a curvy lady, and I have larger outer lips than most people do, so if that's a factor at all I'd like to know. For anyone who just clicked on this thread hoping to find out what an FUD is: A female urination device that allows people with vaginas to pee as if they had a penis, typically standing up or with some extra control or aim.
  8. Typically I just let loose. You're swimming in the world's largest fish toilet anyway, who cares? Typically the bottom of the swimsuit doesn't really hang on to it, at least not in any detectable quality, while you're swimming. It's wet anyway and you just smell like seawater. But, if you wanna pull the gusset (general term for the crotch of women's wear) aside and pee, that's totally possible too. I've done that walking back from the beach/pool before; just ducked behind a tree, exposed what I need to expose, and go. In that scenario, I just don't want to smell like pee since on dry land it's not like I have the whole ocean washing it away anymore. I don't pee in pools though, since I consider it a dick move. I'll do omo stuff in pools, but I'll climb out before the magic actually happens.
  9. Nope! I'm pretty egalitarian. If a guy can whip it out to pee outside, I should be able to, too, damn it! Besides I only have like 4 men in my life outside of a professional circle, and that's if I count my dad. None of them I'd be particularly worried about seeing what I have to offer. I can always find a bush or tree to squat behind.
  10. Saaaame. I literally have just casually gone in the woods before. Porta potties are the WORST. A) They're one of like two environments I'm ever claustrophobic in. B) I have this irrational fear that any time I go inside one it'll fall over backwards and then I'll have to deal with whatever sloshes around in there. C) Germs in general with no place to wash my hands. And D) Coronavirus in specific. Compared to the two cons of just peeing outside of someone might see my lady bits and potentially awkward bug bites it's an easy choice. Public urination is illegal in my state but it comes with the caveat that if you make a good faith effort to be discreet and cleanly, it's just a ticket. I'll take that chance any day.
  11. Yeah I have the weirdest omorashi dreams. I have no idea if it's fetish related or just something my brain would do anyway. Normally it starts off with me trying to find a bathroom, getting interrupted just as I'm starting to release my bladder, and then having to run and find a new place to go. I'll get increasingly desperate and try and find different places. Eventually I think my brain is turning itself/me on in my sleep and it'll become a dream about trying to find a private place to masturbate. It's something. For some reason too, my brain likes to add randomly figures from my life and/or celebrities into it too. So I'll wake up after having a dream about desperately trying to pee but Daniel Radcliffe kept following me around no matter how many times I shrug him off or tell him to wait and I'll be right back and be so confused.
  12. My partner loves how he basically completely has me under his control if he gets desperate and wets for me. He normally takes a more sub role, and omo is no different, but I'm normally fairly self-assured around him. It's been a long, long time since I last felt even slightly shy, and I'm a lady who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to say it. But when he's moaning and whimpering about how desperate he is, or shaking with his thighs moving back and forth, my words totally catch in my throat and I'm so turned on all I can do is tell him how much I love it. So he loves that aspect of it, how he can put on a show and I'm just totally hypnotized by it. That and he obviously loves that I will immediately jump his bones at the first available opportunity if he does it, so if he wants that on the table on one particular night, almost guaranteed he'll get it.
  13. Ooh I love this! Even Stevens is like a huge nostalgia trip for me, so I can't wait for part 2!
  14. I have so, so many. Most are pretty detailed, but a lot of them revolve around the subject of my fantasy trying to seduce me with omo, bathroom use control, and specifically making a pee slave hold it juuust a little too long, so minutes before they would've been allowed to go, they totally lose control. Omorashi is all about the body betraying you for me, so almost all my fantasies have this in some way.
  15. I get little spurts, first when I'm moving/putting on a seatbelt/coughing/laughing, then randomly when I let my guard down for a second, and then uncontrollably. That will continue for a bit, then eventually the entire region all of a sudden goes numb and I'm just peeing. I can sometimes bring it under control but it feels so good I normally don't.
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