Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Existing user? Sign In

Sign In



Or sign in with one of these services

Sign Up

dirtyoldman

Puddle Private
  • Content Count

    82
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by dirtyoldman

  1. My parents definitely led me to this fetish. Every time my dad saw the bad guy hold a gun to a woman's head on TV, he would laugh and say, "I bet she peed in her pants!" I was always surprised when my mom never reprimanded him but only giggled at his remarks. I remember one day when I was about nine and we were out for a drive. We saw a cop pull a woman over for speeding, and as he approached her car, once again my dad said, "I bet she just tinkled in her undies!" And once again my mom just giggled. Finally, when I was about 11, my mom was cleaning up after making dinner for my sister an
  2. I'd love to have someone who'd let me do that. Since she's still your best friend, do you ever still do that? That was supposed to be in quotes, but the quote feature isn't working. Lisa just doesn't do relationships anymore, so we are best friends and travel the world together, but it is no longer sexual. We always had a great time when I tickled her, there were maybe four or five incidents. She usually wore jeans, flooded them about three times, and there were a couple of times that I tickled her when she was wearing other things, I especially remember one incident when she
  3. I had an omo romance with my best friend Lisa for a while. Though the romance faded, we are still best friends. Lisa liked to get tickled. She always said: "Surrendering completely to helpless laughter and total loss of bladder control is really liberating and even kind of ecstatic." Anyone else have experiences with tickling or being tickled by an omo partner?
  4. I like both. Of course, jeans and shorts show the magic better, so that is where the beauty lies, but there's something about a woman nicely dressed in a skirt or a dress whose panties are soaked (even if you can't tell), which is just marvelously sexy.
  5. I don't want to pour cold water (dreadful pun) on your hopes, but she might have been specifying saliva to indicate that "fluids" doesn't mean pee. I had similar qualms when I was first starting to sext Pamela, my main omo squeeze whom I have mentioned in posts many times. I agonized about it again and again, because she kept on saying that this sexy conversation was getting her "all wet." After a while I got the nerve to reply to her "all wet" references with the question: "Do I need to help you change your pants?" (I might have had a few glasses of wine before I wrote that message to her.) W
  6. I have been to clubs which sponsored fetish balls and other BDSM events, but even clubs which are that liberal may not wish to sponsor events dedicated to water sports. So a space would have to be rented full time, and it might be good to get an after hours license as well. I think it could work as a membership club, but not with doors open to the public; there would be complaints. You would have to have someone at the door who checks for your membership before allowing entry. After that hurdle is crossed... why not? If it's on a public street, you would need a relatively unobtrusive name li
  7. Pamela is my omo friend. I have mentioned her in other posts. Right now we can't visit each other because there are travel restrictions but she still sends me her stories. She has always been into kink and alternative sexuality. After her daughter was born she began to have accidents. It was a difficult birth with an episiotomy and her urethral muscles were never the same afterwards. Then she gained a lot of weight, which put more pressure on her bladder, and she became notoriously accident prone, so she added omo to her already substantial list of fetishes. She has never done diaper
  8. I didn't get to see her jeans expanding that time because of the raincoat, but she took the raincoat off when we reached the parking garage and I could see her bulging britches. As I said, she really had a fetish about it, so there were many times I did get to see her jeans, sweat pants, or stretch pants expanding, as well as a number of times when she simpy stripped down to panties and bra, leaned over a chair with her butt in the air, and did it while I watched.
  9. ROSALIE: My ex-wife was into it big time. What I liked about it: Bulging undies are incredibly cute and pretty. And being with a naughty girl was very arousing. What she liked about it: The feeling of being naughty and violating one of the most basic social taboos was a big turn on for her, and the feeling of a big thick load in her pants gave her orgasms. What I didn't like about it: The smell. What she didn't like about it: The squish when she had to sit down in the car, and the clean up. All things considered: She liked it better than wetting but didn't do it as oft
  10. For an Indian wetting that isn't sad or humiliating, try this story of a controversial contestant who wet her pants as part of a "Big Boss" contest on public TV and didn't give a damn. ttps://www.huffingtonpost.in/2016/10/22/bigg-boss-contestant-priyanka-jagga-urinates-in-her-pants-on-nat_a_21589435/
  11. Them being confident enough to just wet themselves, no big deal.
  12. Try "Death in the Andes," by Peruvian Nobel Prize winner Mario Vargas Llosa. Two cops are sitting around talking about nothing, and the younger cop talks about how his slutty bride laughed so hard she wet her pants on the bus. The tone of the story is blatantly and unapologetically sexual.
  13. It was the Fourth of July. For those of you who are not from the US, that is our national American holiday. It is commonly celebrated with parties, especially of the backyard barbecue variety. I had gone to a friend’s house to pick up some things for my mother, and I found myself stuck in holiday traffic on the way home. I needed a break from it all, and pulled into a roadside rest stop near San Clemente, California. I got out of the car and did a few stretches to loosen my weary bones. I watched as a car pulled into one of the few remaining parking spots. A man and a woman were inside. T
  14. This all sounds exactly like my omo friend Pamela in the US. If she goes to a club she always wears pretty panties, just in case she gets lucky. When she drinks a bit -- or more than a bit -- she loses her inhibitions and gets omo flirty with guys. She will often laugh and giggle and then puts her hand on top of a guy's hand and says something like: "Oh, don't make me laugh too hard. Y'know I've had kids and all that and my bladder and, well, if I laugh too hard I might have an accident." She says there are guys who suddenly get quite serious and she can tell that they're not into it, and ther
  15. Well said. Each person has an individual erotic landscape. It is part of who we are and part of what makes us unique. The media tries to tell us what should turn us on. Men, for example, are supposed to be atracted to women with yellow hair and large mammary glands, and the proper way to treat them is with five minutes of the missionary position. (I am sure the media must have its own messages that it sends subconsciously to women, but I don't really know what they are.) While some people may genuinely have such attractions, there are too many who just orient themselves to whatever society wan
  16. Most fetish circles claim to be friendly to all kinks, though I have also found that many people don't have much tolerance for water sports. Whenever I became interested in a woman in our fetish circle, I always asked her what her "hard lmits" were very early on, and there were indeed many who listed water sports as a hard limit. But there were always a few who were interested. I kept my ears open at munches and socials and tried to get to know anyone who talked about peeing. I met a few lovely ladies that way. While most of them were into more conventional golden showers, a real golden showe
  17. I have always liked tickling, spanking, exhibitionism, and lingerie. My ex-wife was the absolute best when it came to showing off in lingerie and then losing control of her bladder when the evening got "hot." She also used to unexpectedly wet her pants just so that she would "deserve" a vigorous spanking. My current squeeze, Pamela, likes to sit on my lap and drink wine until I grab her and tickle her without mercy until she wets her pants. She can be just as anxious to hide this fetish from the world, just like everyone else, but she really does have "stress incontinence accidents," and has w
  18. With my current omo friend, tickling is one of our favorite things. Sometimes she sits in my lap fully clothed and sometimes just in her underwear. She knocks back a liter of water to get her filled up and half a bottle of wine to loosen her up. Then we start saying nasty things to each other, and when the sexual energy gets hot enough I just tickle her. She totally surrenders to it and soaks herself while laughing uncontrollably with joy. Then we have great sex. Also, since I am an older guy, I have been with a few women (mostly BDSM gals, to be honest) in clubs when they have touched my
  19. Yes, I do. Her name is Lisa and I can say anything to her. For most of her working life she has been an ER nurse. She deals with violence, shattered bodies, and death every day at work, and the only way she can relax and take away the pressure of so much darkness and death is with lots of sex, preferably kinky. She has the same type of dark, morbid humor that one finds among cops and ambulance drivers. We were lovers for a time but developed into good platonic friends. She knows about my fetish -- because like I said, I can tell her anything. If she has a wetting accident -- and she often does
  20. I also have a long distance omo relationship, since I live as an expatriate in Europe and my "special friend" lives in the Bay Area of US. Sometimes when we skype each other she stands up so that I can see her whole body and she wets her pants for me. Just fuels the fire for my annual trips to the US (on hold this year on account of the virus) when we usually rent a cabin in the wilderness near Mendocino for a few days and just do kink. Glad you had such a nice time with your girl.
  21. About three months before I met my wife, she had an "incident." She lived out in an old adobe house in a region we called the Turquoise Trail, close to Santa Fe but still far enough so that it took almost an hour for her to drive back home from her shopping in the city. One day she had just got onto the highway when she realized that she had forgotten to use the bathroom before she left the grocery store, and she needed to pee badly. She almost got off the highway to find a gas station but she thought she could hold it, so she drove on. By the time she reached home, she was breathing hard, cle
  22. Samantha omo, I'm not suggesting that patients should be made identifiable in any way, and I agree with you that it would be unethical. I suspect you can find a way to tell your stories without implicating anyone.
  23. Please write your stories! If you are worried about legality, just change the name of the town, the institution, and the main characters. I used to work as an orderly in a psychiatric ward, and I know how much of the job involves changing diapers and underwear. Also, in my long life I have had several omo friends, and two of them are nurses. I don't know if I am just drawn to nurses, or if they are more likely to be omo than other folks. Either way, I would love to hear you.
  24. I'm not surprised she had so much trouble getting started. I've been seeking out omo girls for over 40 years now, so I have had a few interesting experiences in my lifetime. Most of the women I have been with have a lot of trouble deliberately letting go in their pants for the first time. That toilet training goes really deep, all the way inside your muscles, and freezes you up. I had one omo partner who even had previous experîence (one sexy omo incident with a guy about five years before I knew her), and even she couldn't let go easily. She had to do all her yoga exercises about total relaxa
  25. Surfer girls pee in their wetsuits all the time. If you have to use the muscle power necessary to paddle out into the open Pacific, you're not going to wimp out and paddle back in just for a tinkle, then have to use up all your energy paddling back out into the ocean again. When I lived in Hawaii, I knew a few surf gals who would just lie on their boards all day long, waiting for waves. They definitely wouldn't come back in unless they came in riding a wave, and all the ones I talked to said they just peed in their board shorts all day long and didn't care about it at all.
×
×
  • Create New...