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dirtyoldman

Puddle Private
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About dirtyoldman

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  • My pronouns are..
    he/him

My Kinks

  • I'm into..
    Tickling
    Exhibitionism
    Messing
    Spanking

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  1. My parents definitely led me to this fetish. Every time my dad saw the bad guy hold a gun to a woman's head on TV, he would laugh and say, "I bet she peed in her pants!" I was always surprised when my mom never reprimanded him but only giggled at his remarks. I remember one day when I was about nine and we were out for a drive. We saw a cop pull a woman over for speeding, and as he approached her car, once again my dad said, "I bet she just tinkled in her undies!" And once again my mom just giggled. Finally, when I was about 11, my mom was cleaning up after making dinner for my sister an
  2. I'd love to have someone who'd let me do that. Since she's still your best friend, do you ever still do that? That was supposed to be in quotes, but the quote feature isn't working. Lisa just doesn't do relationships anymore, so we are best friends and travel the world together, but it is no longer sexual. We always had a great time when I tickled her, there were maybe four or five incidents. She usually wore jeans, flooded them about three times, and there were a couple of times that I tickled her when she was wearing other things, I especially remember one incident when she
  3. I had an omo romance with my best friend Lisa for a while. Though the romance faded, we are still best friends. Lisa liked to get tickled. She always said: "Surrendering completely to helpless laughter and total loss of bladder control is really liberating and even kind of ecstatic." Anyone else have experiences with tickling or being tickled by an omo partner?
  4. I like both. Of course, jeans and shorts show the magic better, so that is where the beauty lies, but there's something about a woman nicely dressed in a skirt or a dress whose panties are soaked (even if you can't tell), which is just marvelously sexy.
  5. I don't want to pour cold water (dreadful pun) on your hopes, but she might have been specifying saliva to indicate that "fluids" doesn't mean pee. I had similar qualms when I was first starting to sext Pamela, my main omo squeeze whom I have mentioned in posts many times. I agonized about it again and again, because she kept on saying that this sexy conversation was getting her "all wet." After a while I got the nerve to reply to her "all wet" references with the question: "Do I need to help you change your pants?" (I might have had a few glasses of wine before I wrote that message to her.) W
  6. I have been to clubs which sponsored fetish balls and other BDSM events, but even clubs which are that liberal may not wish to sponsor events dedicated to water sports. So a space would have to be rented full time, and it might be good to get an after hours license as well. I think it could work as a membership club, but not with doors open to the public; there would be complaints. You would have to have someone at the door who checks for your membership before allowing entry. After that hurdle is crossed... why not? If it's on a public street, you would need a relatively unobtrusive name li
  7. Pamela is my omo friend. I have mentioned her in other posts. Right now we can't visit each other because there are travel restrictions but she still sends me her stories. She has always been into kink and alternative sexuality. After her daughter was born she began to have accidents. It was a difficult birth with an episiotomy and her urethral muscles were never the same afterwards. Then she gained a lot of weight, which put more pressure on her bladder, and she became notoriously accident prone, so she added omo to her already substantial list of fetishes. She has never done diaper
  8. I didn't get to see her jeans expanding that time because of the raincoat, but she took the raincoat off when we reached the parking garage and I could see her bulging britches. As I said, she really had a fetish about it, so there were many times I did get to see her jeans, sweat pants, or stretch pants expanding, as well as a number of times when she simpy stripped down to panties and bra, leaned over a chair with her butt in the air, and did it while I watched.
  9. ROSALIE: My ex-wife was into it big time. What I liked about it: Bulging undies are incredibly cute and pretty. And being with a naughty girl was very arousing. What she liked about it: The feeling of being naughty and violating one of the most basic social taboos was a big turn on for her, and the feeling of a big thick load in her pants gave her orgasms. What I didn't like about it: The smell. What she didn't like about it: The squish when she had to sit down in the car, and the clean up. All things considered: She liked it better than wetting but didn't do it as oft
  10. For an Indian wetting that isn't sad or humiliating, try this story of a controversial contestant who wet her pants as part of a "Big Boss" contest on public TV and didn't give a damn. ttps://www.huffingtonpost.in/2016/10/22/bigg-boss-contestant-priyanka-jagga-urinates-in-her-pants-on-nat_a_21589435/
  11. Them being confident enough to just wet themselves, no big deal.
  12. Try "Death in the Andes," by Peruvian Nobel Prize winner Mario Vargas Llosa. Two cops are sitting around talking about nothing, and the younger cop talks about how his slutty bride laughed so hard she wet her pants on the bus. The tone of the story is blatantly and unapologetically sexual.
  13. It was the Fourth of July. For those of you who are not from the US, that is our national American holiday. It is commonly celebrated with parties, especially of the backyard barbecue variety. I had gone to a friend’s house to pick up some things for my mother, and I found myself stuck in holiday traffic on the way home. I needed a break from it all, and pulled into a roadside rest stop near San Clemente, California. I got out of the car and did a few stretches to loosen my weary bones. I watched as a car pulled into one of the few remaining parking spots. A man and a woman were inside. T
  14. This all sounds exactly like my omo friend Pamela in the US. If she goes to a club she always wears pretty panties, just in case she gets lucky. When she drinks a bit -- or more than a bit -- she loses her inhibitions and gets omo flirty with guys. She will often laugh and giggle and then puts her hand on top of a guy's hand and says something like: "Oh, don't make me laugh too hard. Y'know I've had kids and all that and my bladder and, well, if I laugh too hard I might have an accident." She says there are guys who suddenly get quite serious and she can tell that they're not into it, and ther
  15. Well said. Each person has an individual erotic landscape. It is part of who we are and part of what makes us unique. The media tries to tell us what should turn us on. Men, for example, are supposed to be atracted to women with yellow hair and large mammary glands, and the proper way to treat them is with five minutes of the missionary position. (I am sure the media must have its own messages that it sends subconsciously to women, but I don't really know what they are.) While some people may genuinely have such attractions, there are too many who just orient themselves to whatever society wan
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