DiminishingReturns

Buy lactose free milk and you probably won't have that problem. A significant portion of the population is lactose intolerant to one degree or another, and if you get milk farts, that is a sign you could be.

I think, since this is a decision you have made on your own, knowing the effects and outcome, its awesome to see this thread hasn't been filled with naysayers warning you that it's not what you want to do. I think this kind of success should be celebrated and speaking just for myself, I am very proud of you. I hope you continue in your quest, and it is everything you hope fore. Ultimately that it makes you free and happy.

Good thing she had a mask on

The funny thing about this is, most of my life I just assumed this was something everyone did. You get hit with the warm water, it relaxes you, and you pee. Every girl I ever dated that I showered with did it regularly, and none of them were into omo (to the best of my knowledge). It wasn't until I found this forum and began reading posts like this, and I was surprised to find that even for "one of us" there are many people who are averse to it.

This has happened to me more times than I can count.

I think one of the biggest issues here is that pullups simply don't work for overnight use, especially with the male anatomy. When North Shore introduced their pullup that was supposedly like a diaper in its capacity, I was very excited to try it out, as they are a very reputable company and pretty much my go-to supplier. I was pretty disappointed to wake up the morning after in a wet bed. I tried a few more times and the result was always the same. So, as much as awesome, cute designs on a pullup would be welcome, I think the fundamental design of the product needs to be fixed first.

Only at night for me, and I'd like to keep it that way.

Not the vinegar Rachel; anything but that. You may get the pee smell out but it will be replaced with a nasty vinegar smell that you don't want in your shoes, or associated with your feetsies. I recommend going to a pet store and buying some Nature's Miracle. It is enzyme based as opposed to acid, and works wonders. If they don't have any, look for some other product designed to remove urine odors. That is my recommendation.

Same here. There is something especially adorable about a woman having an accident and watching her get a cute little pair of white socks all wet..

Hopefully your buddy got a chuckle?

Thus proving just how much we can learn if we embrace other cultures. Good stuff.

I'm not into scat or poo at all for personal gratification but I have said a hundred times before, I have a sense of humor like a little kid and I find the farting and poo stuff to be utterly hilarious.

Texas is a pretty huge state. Could be its own country.

In the movie "Along Came Polly" if I remember correctly the character played by Jack Black openly admitted to his friend at a party that they had to leave because he sharted. Jack Black is known the world over as a rather infamous sharter. There is a Youtube clip of a girl sharting in a hot tub that is wildly hilarious. Oh I think I found a couple for you: In retrospect I don't think that is Jack Black but he's still a notorious sharter. Then there is this one; pretty epic: