Spectator9

In a more perfect world, except to save the life of the mother, abortions will not be necessary. However, abortions have happened for tens of thousands of years, too often with terrible consequences, and they will continue until every child born is wanted and can be provided for. Because they will happen anyhow, much as I find the concept distasteful, an abortion performed by by qualified medical personnel in a proper medical facility should be available.

Two long pees in a row? Yes, you had been drinking a lot of water!

A lot of well-diluted pee. You were well-hydrated!

I think I fit into this description. "Your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose." In the US, both parties have a significant percentage of extremists, so we now have two armed camps that will not compromise, and they attempt to force their views on all of us. They see no middle ground. I also am uneasy about the trend away from democracy and toward authoritarianism as well as the growing gap between the upper and lower classes. We have capitalism run amok. Lately I have remarked that I'm glad I'm old and won't see where this is headed.

Well written, and a scenario that has happened to others, including me!

That psychologist isn't terribly sharp. Anyone who knows anything about human behavior, and especially a presumed expert on autism, would have detected the symptoms way before you lost control.

This kind of accident isn't entirely accidental. 😉 There are also some of us who bypass the rest room on the way out of the pub because we believe that we can hold it until we get home. We aren't always correct about that. 😉

There are tons of videos of guys standing in their shower and pissing their pants. Do something different. A good desperation scenario that isn't overacted to start with. As an example, start with you getting a giant coffee at a drive through, then show you finishing the coffee and crumpling the container, driving in traffic, a voice-over regretting that you didn't pee before leaving work and describing how you have to pee, snippets with you describing how the need is escalating, maybe a few crotch-squeezes, arriving home with a wet spot on your crotch, a shot of you entering your house while starting to piss your pants and another entering the bathroom with pissed pants, and finally relieving yourself in the toilet. This was just one feeble attempt, and I'm sure you can think up your own scenario. Real desperation is subtle and hard to video, so just don't ham it up too much!

Although with movies and sports games the last couple of minutes can be a thrilling climax, it's sometimes prudent to miss them to avoid a serious embarrassment. When beer-drinking spectators who have been desperately holding on flock to the rest rooms, some may have to wait in line longer than they are physically able. 😉

Time for more coffee!

The instant when you start to lose control is like an orgasm!

A good one! Once you start to leak it's hard to keep holding it in.

A well-described experience, and one that I can relate to. Some venues have their rest rooms out of immediate sight, and trying to find them when you're absolutely bursting is a challenge. Good thing you were young enough to (almost) manage holding it until you found the urinals!