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knockonthedoor

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Status Updates posted by knockonthedoor

  1. "It's probably been done, but definitely not this poorly" is my new motto

  2. I quite like "Smiling friends" I hope it comes back soon

  3. If "Rip and Tear" played while you were running for the toilet, would that help or hurt your chances of making it? 

  4. The Rami Spiderman movies are great, you're just not willing to admit it

  5. Can anyone stop the hacker known as “four-Chan?”

  6. I’ve started writing again. I apologize for my absence, life gets in the way sometimes.

     

    That being said, I will post a release schedule of sorts when I’m about a week out from posting.

  7. I am sorry to announce that my hiatus from publishing writing content on this site Will be extended until Labor Day. But I plan on returning at that point with a huge amount of updates to my current stories

     

    1. LifeIsStrange

      Damn sorry to hear that, looking forward to seeing your stories then.

  8. Daylight come an' me wan go home

  9. I don't know about you, but Grimace needs to make a comeback. I won't eat another Big Mac until they do!

  10. If Omorashi is so cool, why isn't there an Omorashi 2?

    1. Amomonya

      Because Omorashi #2 kind of sounds like poo desperation 🤔

    2. sleeping_cat01

      But is it cool? Feels pretty warm to me, hot even.

    3. knockonthedoor

      @Amomonya So you’re saying it should be called Omorashi 5: The Return of King Krab?

      @sleeping_cat01 just wait like 10 minutes. It’ll get cold

  11. I’m in me mums car…bvromm bvroom

  12. Don’t wanna brag about my intelligence or nothin’ but once I solved a Scooby doo mystery before the show was over 

  13. Kinda hate these tiles, ngl

  14. Oops. Drank a ton of vodka. F^n drunk rn and dog doesn’t know wat 2 do

  15. Does anyone else’s auto correct change omo to “moo”? Mine does, and it never ceases to make me giggle

  16. Bacardi > Whiskey > Vodka

    If it ain't 40% or 80 proof, it ain't worth it!

  17. The support for my first story here has been overwhelmingly fantastic. Thank you all!

  18. Two gentiles are meet on the street. One asks “How’s business?” The other replies “fine”

    My Grandpa used to love that joke

    1. notthewees

      Nothing like classic gentile humor

  19. Here you go! 20,000 letters, all addressed to Santa Claus! 

  20. New chapter is up! For fans of intentional wetting, this one's for you.
     

     

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