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knockonthedoor

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Status Updates posted by knockonthedoor

  1. Does anyone else’s auto correct change omo to “moo”? Mine does, and it never ceases to make me giggle

  2. Bacardi > Whiskey > Vodka

    If it ain't 40% or 80 proof, it ain't worth it!

  3. The support for my first story here has been overwhelmingly fantastic. Thank you all!

  4. Two gentiles are meet on the street. One asks “How’s business?” The other replies “fine”

    My Grandpa used to love that joke

    1. notthewees

      Nothing like classic gentile humor

  5. Here you go! 20,000 letters, all addressed to Santa Claus! 

  6. New chapter is up! For fans of intentional wetting, this one's for you.
     

     

  7. I was gonna invent a skrateboard but I already have like 500 of them, so like...yeah what's the point?

  8. The conclusion to Chapter 2 is live! For fans of desperation and peeing, especially in a car, this one is for you. The first interlude will be posted on Thursday 10/14/2021

  9. Do the bad people really get sent to Australia? That seems cruel and unusual

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    2. knockonthedoor

      When I was little, Mom used to threaten me with that if I was bad. I had to convince myself that such a place doesn't REALLY exist. 

      But then I met a man in brussels. I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"

      He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich. He said
      "I come from a land down under, where beer does flow and men plunder. Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover"

    3. ashnacamon

      Goodnight, that’s a mom who was being very un-motherly. 😳

      but yeah, that’s hence “love” and “mate” down there I think.

    4. SCTrainFanatic

      No, they get sent to Florida now

  10. Out of all the characters created, I think I identify best with Howard the Duck.

    The one from the 1986 film, not the actual comic

  11. Part 2 of chapter 2 for "I think my Boss Needs to Pee" is live! This chapter features light humor and a pee scene

    Read it here:
     

     

  12. Is the “Bathroom under repair” trope to overused to write into a story? Like, if it’s in there, is it going to take you out of the story immediately?

    1. notthewees

      That happens IRL sometimes, so no, it wouldn't take me out of a story.

    2. Big Girl Stacy

      It's a popular trope for a reason! Instantly adds a lot of conflict.

  13. Chapter 2.1 of "I Think my Boss Needs to Pee" is live! By cutting down the chapter into smaller parts, the story should be much more accessible. Read about Mary-Ann's discovery of wetting here: 

     

  14. Part one was 7k words. I felt it was too long. So how long is part 2? 7k words…again. Maybe I should break it up into smaller pieces first

    1. PeeHour

      The length for part 1 was good since it established the 'world' and main characters. 

      I would suggest breaking up the next part(s), I did that with my Told To story with the vacation arc. Plus, it helps to split them up because it gives you more time to tweak little things here and there!

    2. knockonthedoor

      Will do! That’s great feedback, thanks!

  15. My first fiction is live now! “I think my Boss needs to Pee” is a story about a businesswoman who finds out about her interest in Omorashi in an embarrassing way. And it might even involve one of her colleagues later on.

    Read it here: 

     

  16. I'm not saying that goblins ARE real. I'm just saying we can't be too careful

    1. GermanShepherd

      It's better too believe goblins are real and be prepared for them, than to not believe they are real and be unprepared for their attack.

  17. How did you come up with your username?

    1. Ms. Tito

      I tried to make a fun Eastern-European nickname and thought of the late Yugoslav President, Josip Broz Tito.

    2. knockonthedoor

      Based on your long running series, I figured Tito was the inspiration for you lol 

    3. JCPee

      I used to vaguely work within the construction industry (not directly, more as a behind the scenes admin kind of thing) and JCB changing to JCPee sounded funny and has a nice ring to it, so that's kind of all it is.

  18. Old horror movies are so boring. Don't they know that TRUE horror is having a jump scare with a metallic sound effect every 10 minutes on the dot?!

    For anyone that's confused, this is sarcasm

  19. You can pick your friends nose, but you can't pick your friends

    1. GermanShepherd

      Of course I can, my friends are pretty light.

    2. knockonthedoor

      Light like underweight, or light like the delicious crunch of a Pringles crisp?

      With 12 new exciting flavors, you can't have just one. Try new Pringles! They come in a can

  20. Walmart is an epic gaming place for epic gamers

  21. Star Wars! Or as assholes call it Star Wars Episode 4: A New Hope, was the very first Star Wars Movie.

    This was before the entire franchise became a giant cum stain on the face of the earth

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    2. Ms. Tito

      There we go. 

      Yeah the Prequels are flawed but I love them, and they are only made better by the animated shows. 

    3. knockonthedoor

      My head cannon basically cuts out Episode I and II. It's like 90% of TCW show and then Episode III.

      The only bad thing about the Clone Wars is that it highlights how much of a wasted opportunity Episode I and II are. Did you see the RLM reviews by chance? 

    4. knockonthedoor

      @emtayman My biggest problem with the sequels was that they wasted a really good cast with lame, uninspired writing. I really think Rey and Kylo could have been a great hero villain dynamic.

      The prequels really could have been great narrative wise as well, but I think they proved that George needs someone to push back on his ideas, which the OT and the Clone Wars show both had, and they’re obviously great!

  22. Tonight is an Applebee's night

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    2. Racergirl1404

      Not the Applebee’s jingle. Look up ‘Fancy Like’ by Walker Hayes

    3. knockonthedoor

      If you like nu-country, you might like this too

  23. Oh I’m not a doctor, I just bought this stethoscope on Ebay

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