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Can'tFoolOwls

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  1. I'm off for a weekend in Athens this weekend which means tonight was a mad rush. I got home from work at 5:55 and had to leave to catch a train to the airport at 6:25, which meant I only had 30 minutes to shower, shave, get a change of clothes, throw the last few things in my bag, put on shoes, turn everything off and get out the door. By the time I got home I was already desperate to pee from drinking water and cola all day at work. I didn't want to waste time going to the bathroom so my plan was to pee in the shower. However first I wanted to shave, which I had to do while squirming. Even before I'd put the shaving foam on it was obvious I wouldn't be able to hold on until I was undressed and in the shower. Within seconds I was losing spurts in my jeans, slowly at first but then faster and faster. Soon there was a golf ball sized wet spot on my blue jeans and I realised I wasn't going to make it. Still I was determined not to waste time going to the bathroom, so I decided to try letting a little bit out to ease the pressure. This turned out to be a mistake. I let out the first intentional squirt then tried to clamp off. The flow momentarily slowed but then became another squirt, then another and another, then merged together to become a slow but steady uncontrollable flow. By this point the wet patch covered most of my crotch and I could feel the warmth flowing down my legs. It was only then that I gave up. Realising that even if I managed to clamp it off after 5-10 seconds my jeans would still be soaked, and I was about to shower and change anyway, I just fully let go and emptied my bladder into my undies and jeans for a solid minute. Soon it had reached my ankles and my socks started getting wet, then it became a puddle growing at my feet, and soon the puddle was a little stream flowing across the lino floor. Eventually the flow stopped and I finished shaving comfortably soaked. I took some pictures before stripping off and jumping in the shower. Fortunately I made my train on time and now I'm at the airport hotel to get a good night's sleep before my early flight in the morning. Meanwhile my soggy jeans and undies are drying on the radiator back home. Has anyone else ever peed on purpose, accidentally or semi-accidentally purely in an attempt to save time?
  2. I've done it while biking wearing black shorts before. After a few minutes to soak in, the wetness is barely visible. Especially with the wind blowing past you to dry you off faster. I've even walked around the shops in my wet shorts after getting home and no one could tell.
  3. So tonight some peeps from work went out for a few drinks for a coworker who's leaving. I went along but the beer came over me quite suddenly so I left early before I made a fool of myself. Fortunately I live just down the road from the pub we went to so was able to walk home. I remember getting home and feeling quite out of it so went straight to bed. I felt kind of dizzy for a bit but ultimately fell asleep. I awoke a few hours later needing to pee so got up and went to the toilet. As I did I realized my boxer briefs were already very wet. Obviously I had peed in them at some point and the smell confirmed that, but I'm really confused as to when. I checked the shorts I was wearing and they're dry so I didn't wet myself at the pub or on the way home. I also have no memory of peeing when I got home so the only conclusion I have is that I must have peed the bed. When I got back to bed I checked the sheets and sure enough the sheets and mattress are damp, but only really like I'd gone to bed in already wet clothes. This is all very confusing to me as I'm not a bedwetter and have never peed the bed while drunk before, but I also can't find any evidence that I peed elsewhere in the house before going to bed. The best I can think of is that I peed the bed a little bit, enough to totally soak my boxers and leave a wet patch on the sheets and soak though to the mattress, but not wet them totally. Oddly I'm not at all embarrassed by what happened, honestly I'm more kind of turned on. But I still find it very strange that after almost 30 years of dry beds, including some while very drunk over the last 10-15 years, I apparently finally had an accident.
  4. I love how you show us your undies at the end of all your videos. They're always exceptionally cute.
  5. Peed my undies and jeans all over the kitchen floor
  6. North Shropshire here so not far from you. Sounds like we have quite a few midlanders here
  7. On a 2000 year old Roman city wall, in my black jeans
  8. The only time I've found clothes will come out smelling is if they've been left sitting around wet before being put in the machine. But this is a mildew type smell, not a pee smell, and I've found it happens even with clothes that have only been wet with water. I've also noticed this if the clothes have been left sitting in the machine too long before drying. Clothes that have been allowed to dry before washing always seem to come out smelling clean, even without any pre-rinse. Also clothes that are still wet when put in the machine are fine too, as long as it's straight away. It's only a problem when they've been left to fester but not properly dry. With sheets it's different though, I think mainly because of the much larger amount of pee they absorb. I always separately rinse my sheets before washing, but only using the pre-rinse on the machine, not by hand.
  9. Earlier in the year I started at a new job which has turned out to be something of an omo fetishists dream. I'm continually taken aback by how open people are here talking about piss, pissing, desperation and even wetting. Coming from a pretty uptight, ultra-professional place for my last job this has been a big surprise to me. I'm aware that what I'm about to write sounds like a fantasy but I swear every word of it is true. There's one women in particular who's at the centre of the piss-storm. She's the kind of person whose always coming out with weird and wacky stuff that has everyone laughing in disbelief. But one thing she does is regularly (like at least once a week) announce to anyone listening how she "really needs a wee" but can't be bothered to go. Occasionally the woman who sits across from her will reply telling her to "just go already", one time even adding "we don't want you to wet yourself". The response to this is always something along the lines of "oh no I can hold it". When she does eventually go, she proudly announces to everyone that she's "going for a big fat wee". That's always the phrase she uses, a "big fat wee". Another thing she regularly does while holding is to ask random people to "go and have a wee for me". I'm not even really sure what that's supposed to mean to be honest, but it's exactly the kind of nonsensical thing she likes to say to get a laugh. One time she said this to the woman who sits across from her, who without missing a beat responded with "I already have, can't you feel it". All of this has evidently rubbed off on other people in the office, to the point that it's not uncommon for them to also announce when they're going for a piss. One time the director of the business even said it. The other week a woman who works in a different office was in our office having a long discussion with a colleague. Out of the blue she announced that she "really needs a pee, I'm even bouncing in my chair". Yet she didn't actually get up and go for several more minutes despite being perfectly free to. One final story involves a woman who works in the manufacturing department who's incredibly easily startled, more than anyone I've ever met. Even just walking past her when she's working on something will make her jump. One time I was working in a workshop area that's attached to the main manufacturing floor when she walked in. She mustn't have noticed me at first because after a couple of seconds she turned around, saw me, and jumped a mile. Then in a jokingly angry voice said "bloody hell you just made me piss myself a bit". The slight giggle that followed when I turned to look at her told me that she was telling the truth. When she left the room I caught a quick glance at her blue jeans and couldn't see any sign of a wet patch, so if she did leak it must have only been a little bit. But for the rest of the day every time I passed her I couldn't get the thought out of my head about how she probably had wet knickers under her jeans. I have no doubt there'll be other stories that happen at this place in the future, and when they do I'll be sure to post them here.
  10. This time I gave in to the urge and let go completely. It was so warm.
  11. Sitting definitely. There's something so hot about butts with wet patches on them.
  12. If you've ever read any of King's books you'll have no doubt what he's into. I swear almost every one of his books includes at least one scene of someone pissing themselves.
  13. Thought I'd share some pics of some fun I had this weekend. Woke up Saturday morning pretty desperate, but was far too warm, comfortable and lazy to get up, so I laid around in bed for an hour or so half asleep and enjoying the feeling of holding it. Of course my dirty mind got to thinking how nice it would be to let some squirts out. Tell the truth I really wanted to let go right there but didn't want to deal with the cleanup. My mattress was protected but a full wetting still means washing the sheets which I couldn't be bothered with. But a few squirts that will dry by themselves? That could be fun. So I decided to play a game that I play with myself sometimes. Pull up a random number generator on my phone, set a limit a little higher than I'm really comfortable with but nothing that would be too disastrous, then whatever number I get is how many seconds I'll pee for. Another rule I like to make things more fun is to set myself a time limit. Usually I find it hard to just start going in bed, which means it can take a few attempts before I get started. After I've peed for however many seconds the number generator said, I'll look at my phone again and see how long it took. If it's been more than 5 minutes I have to pay the penalty. The penalty is simple: however many seconds you just peed for, double it. Now you have to pee again for that many seconds. Of course this also has a time limit, and if you miss that one you have to double the number again (so 4x, 8x and so on). Unsurprisingly this can quickly get out of hand and leave you very wet. Anyway, the random number I got was 3, so I had to pee for 3 seconds. Despite needing to go, I really struggled getting started. There were several false starts were I got a brief squirt out but couldn't keep it going for all 3 seconds. Another rule I have: false starts don't count, it has to be a continuous 3 seconds of pee. Of course by the time I got to 3 straight seconds, I'd probably let out the same amount again in squirts, and was feeling lovely and wet around my crotch. Ok, have another look at my phone and oops, that took 6 minutes. Only 1 minute over, but even a single second is too much. Looks like I'm going to have to pee for 6 seconds now. Well, turns out getting started again is much easier after you've already broke the seal. This time it took only one false start before I was gushing fast into the sheets. Then I lay there in a feeling of bliss, silently counting to 6 in my head as I felt the warmth spread. Now one final rule to make things even wetter. When it comes time to stop, you can stop trying to pee but you can't clench down. You have to let the flow taper off by itself. Of course if you're desperate when you start then this can get quite messy, and get messy it did. In fact between the 3 seconds, 6 seconds, false start squirts and the tapering off at the end, I'd probably let out a solid 15 seconds of piss into my sheets before I got up to take a shower. Fortunately with the aid of a fan it dried out quite quick, but there was definitely a familiar smell when I went to bed the following night.
  14. All jeans, shorts, undies etc must be broken in by a merciless soaking. It's my golden rule.
  15. I've wet outdoors while wearing hiking boots before, as well as a more fashionable but still outdoorsy styled boot. Very fun but suffers from the same problem of being difficult to clean, with a bad smell if you don't get them clean enough. Also on one of my pairs the buckles have started to corrode from repeated to pee.
  16. Not too keen on going barefoot on a public street, especially in the dark when I can't see clearly what I'm about to step on. In any case I enjoy sitting while wetting, it spreads better and I like the wet butt.
  17. This weekend I was walking home around 2am after having a few beers. I was wearing black merino wool boxer briefs under black shorts made from a synthetic material, a slim fit grey cotton t shirt and a grey fleecy hoodie. Black socks and grey Vans. I grabbed another can for the road and set out. As it was a nice night I decided to take the long route home, which is about an hours walk mostly along a road than runs through some woodland. It's a fairly busy road and not middle of nowhere by any stretch, although given the time of night it was mostly quiet besides the occasional big rig. Even when I'd set out I'd needed to pee a little although not badly. By the time I'd finished the can though I was starting to get desperate and enjoying the feeling. Given that a) there was no one around and b) past experience with these shorts tells me they don't show wetness, I decided it would be fun if I didn't get home dry. As I walked the desperation grew and grew, and I was almost tempted to just let it out right there but didn't want my shoes to get wet. I knew that there was a gate to a field coming up which I could sit on and pee to keep my shoes dry, so I decided I'd hold on until then. Unfortunately it was a little further than I'd remembered, and that proved to be too much. With the gate mere feet away my bladder gave in and I started to pee. No little leaks, just straight from dry to a full-on flood. I knew it would be difficult to regain control of this, and that I had only seconds before it reached by shoes, so I quickly jumped up on the gate and tried to hang my butt over the back so it would all run down behind me. Unfortunately in my rush to get up there (and the beer not helping much) I overshot the gate and started to fall backwards down the other side, gushing into my underwear the entire time. Thankfully I managed to grab hold of the gate before I hit the ground, but now I was in a very precarious position. By this point I'd fully released and couldn't easily stop peeing, but also couldn't risk climbing down until I'd finished if I wanted to keep my shoes dry. I was left with no choice but to hang there and wet myself. I was still in a position where the pee pooled around my butt before dripping to the ground, but I was now bent over to the point where it also started to run up my stomach and soak my hoodie and t shirt. And yet there was really nothing I could do besides enjoy the warmth and the relief. Eventually the stream turned to a trickle then stopped completely, but I stayed hanging from the gate for a few seconds to let the dripping stop before I jumped down. Once back on solid ground I took a few seconds to check myself over. My shorts and undies were totally drenched. It's very rare to wet yourself so completely that you don't leave a single dry spot, but this was one of those times. The material was glistening a little so I knew I'd have to keep out of sight for a few minutes until it properly soaked in, but after that I'd be fine. My bigger concern was my hoodie which was wet in a ring all the way around front and back, but to my surprise this was not particularly visible. I quickly snapped a picture in an attempt to reassure myself how it looked. While you can certainly see the glisten if you look for it, I figured most passers-by couldn't tell, especially in the dark. After that I walked the rest of the way home, occasionally ducking into the bushes to keep out of sight of a passing car but otherwise thoroughly enjoying being so wet in public. The last part of the walk was through a built-up area which had me worried a bit, but there was really no one around. At one point a cyclist sped past me probably on his way to work, but by now I'd dried out enough that I doubt he could tell, especially at the speed he was going. Luckily there was also a parked car between us as he passed. By the time I got home I needed to pee a little again, so I warmed my shorts back up as I sat on the steps untying my shoes. I then stripped out of my soggy clothes with the exception of my boxer briefs, which I decided to keep on in bed. The following morning I actually wet the bed in them, as detailed on my other thread. All in all some good naughty fun, not quite as I planned but honestly all the better for it.
  18. Tip for those who want the naughty feeling of wetting an unprotected bed but don't want to ruin their mattress. Get a cheap mattress topper and put it over the top of a waterproof sheet. It soaks up the pee really nicely and feels just like you're peeing directly into the mattress, instead of leaving you in a puddle. Bonus is that you can buy the cheapest waterproof sheet you can find and not have to worry about the crinkliness. I just bought one for £20 yesterday and it's even machine washable. I wet it when I woke up this morning and now I'm lying in a lovely wet patch. Even after more than an hour it's still comfy and warm, just like when I've wet my bed unprotected in the past.
  19. I definitely started wetting a lot more once I moved out and had more privacy, and even more so after I got my own flat and didn't have to share with housemates anymore. Since then I don't think much has changed, besides usual upswings and downswings in my level interest over weeks/months. One thing I would say is that at a younger age I did things I wouldn't be brave enough to try now. E.g. wetting my unprotected bed on purpose while living at home then having to go to great lengths to hide it from my parents. But I think that comes down to having a choice now to do things in the privacy of my own home, whereas at a young age I simply didn't have the option, so it was risky things or nothing. On the other hand I do some things now which are even more daring, like wetting on my bike in broad daylight, which I never would have done back then.
  20. The diaper usage at Time Square is well known and widely talked about. And I'm sure every year there are people who didn't plan ahead/didn't think they'd need one who end up with their pants as their diaper instead.
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