Can'tFoolOwls

So tonight some peeps from work went out for a few drinks for a coworker who's leaving. I went along but the beer came over me quite suddenly so I left early before I made a fool of myself. Fortunately I live just down the road from the pub we went to so was able to walk home. I remember getting home and feeling quite out of it so went straight to bed. I felt kind of dizzy for a bit but ultimately fell asleep. I awoke a few hours later needing to pee so got up and went to the toilet. As I did I realized my boxer briefs were already very wet. Obviously I had peed in them at some point and the smell confirmed that, but I'm really confused as to when. I checked the shorts I was wearing and they're dry so I didn't wet myself at the pub or on the way home. I also have no memory of peeing when I got home so the only conclusion I have is that I must have peed the bed. When I got back to bed I checked the sheets and sure enough the sheets and mattress are damp, but only really like I'd gone to bed in already wet clothes. This is all very confusing to me as I'm not a bedwetter and have never peed the bed while drunk before, but I also can't find any evidence that I peed elsewhere in the house before going to bed. The best I can think of is that I peed the bed a little bit, enough to totally soak my boxers and leave a wet patch on the sheets and soak though to the mattress, but not wet them totally. Oddly I'm not at all embarrassed by what happened, honestly I'm more kind of turned on. But I still find it very strange that after almost 30 years of dry beds, including some while very drunk over the last 10-15 years, I apparently finally had an accident.

Edit: never mind I can't read

I love how you show us your undies at the end of all your videos. They're always exceptionally cute.

Peed my undies and jeans all over the kitchen floor

My floors are coated in polyurinestain

Now they're even more yellow

North Shropshire here so not far from you. Sounds like we have quite a few midlanders here

On a 2000 year old Roman city wall, in my black jeans

The only time I've found clothes will come out smelling is if they've been left sitting around wet before being put in the machine. But this is a mildew type smell, not a pee smell, and I've found it happens even with clothes that have only been wet with water. I've also noticed this if the clothes have been left sitting in the machine too long before drying. Clothes that have been allowed to dry before washing always seem to come out smelling clean, even without any pre-rinse. Also clothes that are still wet when put in the machine are fine too, as long as it's straight away. It's only a problem when they've been left to fester but not properly dry. With sheets it's different though, I think mainly because of the much larger amount of pee they absorb. I always separately rinse my sheets before washing, but only using the pre-rinse on the machine, not by hand.

The wet patch

Not that I'm aware of, but who knows I guess

Earlier in the year I started at a new job which has turned out to be something of an omo fetishists dream. I'm continually taken aback by how open people are here talking about piss, pissing, desperation and even wetting. Coming from a pretty uptight, ultra-professional place for my last job this has been a big surprise to me. I'm aware that what I'm about to write sounds like a fantasy but I swear every word of it is true. There's one women in particular who's at the centre of the piss-storm. She's the kind of person whose always coming out with weird and wacky stuff that has everyone laughing in disbelief. But one thing she does is regularly (like at least once a week) announce to anyone listening how she "really needs a wee" but can't be bothered to go. Occasionally the woman who sits across from her will reply telling her to "just go already", one time even adding "we don't want you to wet yourself". The response to this is always something along the lines of "oh no I can hold it". When she does eventually go, she proudly announces to everyone that she's "going for a big fat wee". That's always the phrase she uses, a "big fat wee". Another thing she regularly does while holding is to ask random people to "go and have a wee for me". I'm not even really sure what that's supposed to mean to be honest, but it's exactly the kind of nonsensical thing she likes to say to get a laugh. One time she said this to the woman who sits across from her, who without missing a beat responded with "I already have, can't you feel it". All of this has evidently rubbed off on other people in the office, to the point that it's not uncommon for them to also announce when they're going for a piss. One time the director of the business even said it. The other week a woman who works in a different office was in our office having a long discussion with a colleague. Out of the blue she announced that she "really needs a pee, I'm even bouncing in my chair". Yet she didn't actually get up and go for several more minutes despite being perfectly free to. One final story involves a woman who works in the manufacturing department who's incredibly easily startled, more than anyone I've ever met. Even just walking past her when she's working on something will make her jump. One time I was working in a workshop area that's attached to the main manufacturing floor when she walked in. She mustn't have noticed me at first because after a couple of seconds she turned around, saw me, and jumped a mile. Then in a jokingly angry voice said "bloody hell you just made me piss myself a bit". The slight giggle that followed when I turned to look at her told me that she was telling the truth. When she left the room I caught a quick glance at her blue jeans and couldn't see any sign of a wet patch, so if she did leak it must have only been a little bit. But for the rest of the day every time I passed her I couldn't get the thought out of my head about how she probably had wet knickers under her jeans. I have no doubt there'll be other stories that happen at this place in the future, and when they do I'll be sure to post them here.

This time I gave in to the urge and let go completely. It was so warm.

Sitting definitely. There's something so hot about butts with wet patches on them.

If you've ever read any of King's books you'll have no doubt what he's into. I swear almost every one of his books includes at least one scene of someone pissing themselves.