Mandymom

Here it is-the first (posted) Teddie piss fic to hit the internet. -------------------------------------------------------------- “Mmgh…” Teddie mumbled, squirming. “It needs to come out…” “Huh? Teddie are you-” Yosuke asked. “Y-Yosuke you gotta help me!” Teddie cried, clinging to him. “W-Hey don’t grab onto me!” Yosuke yelled, shoving Teddie off him. Teddie grabbed his crotch. “P-Please hurry…it might start coming out on it’s own…” “Oh.” Yosuke sighed. “You don’t know what going pee is…” Teddie frantically nodded, getting back up on his feet. “I’ve never needed to do things like that before, so I wasn’t exactly sure what it was called…so, wait, humans needing to do things like that is normal?” “Yep, it’s totally normal. Come on, I’ll take you to the toilet…” Yosuke sighed. “T-Thank you so much!” Teddie replied. He followed Yosuke, hand still firmly in his crotch. “ I feel so e-embearrsed right now…” “No, no. It’s my fault, I shoulda told you where it was.” Yosuke said. “Here you go, now make it quick.” He said, opening the door and turning to leave. Teddie used his other hand to also grab his crotch. “B-But what do I do?!” “Oh I shoulda thought of that…” Yosuke sighed. “Well uh…that’s the toilet. You get your pants and underwear outta the way. Oh and, you need to have the door closed…” “Okay!” Teddie shut the door, then stripped naked from the waist down, setting his underwear and pants to the side. “I thought it was forbidden to remove your clothing.” “W-Well, usually it is, but in cases like these, you need to get your clothes outta the way to avoid getting them dirty.” Yosuke replied. “Now uh…on your crotch there’s an organ that uh-” “You mean my penis?” Teddie asked. “It’s multifunctional?” “...Yes. You see that over there? That’s the toilet. You aim your penis into it and let go.” Yosuke said, pointing to just that. “So I’ll give you some privacy then-” The second Yosuke explained what exactly Teddie had to do, he was already going. “I’m letting it out…it feels so good…” “H-Hey, wait you’re doing it in front of me?!” Yosuke stammered, cheeks red hot. Teddie ignored what Yosuke said, simply moaning in relief. “This is so blissful…” Yosuke quickly scrambled out of the bathroom, shutting the door behind him. “He musta had to have gone so bad that the moment I said how to get relief he just went for it…” “Ahhhhh~being human is so great…” Teddie moaned, worsening how flustered Yosuke was. Things felt awkward as it seemed time came to a stand still, untill…”Oh, it’s all outta me now. Hey Yosuke, what do I do now?” “Well first of all you need to put your pants and underwear back on…then open the door back up and I’ll explain how to wash your hands…” Yosuke answered. “Geez, you were so damn loud…people might get the wrong idea…” Teddie opened the door. “Huh? Whatcha mean?” Yosuke blushed. “Well uhm…you sound like you enjoyed it…” “Eh? I guess I got a little carried away in expressing my happiness. Wait.” Teddie sniffed the air. He immediately stumbled backwards. “I-I’m not ready for that kind of commitment…” He covered his face, blushing in embarrassment. “Are you in heat, Yosuke?” “Humans don’t go into heat, dumbass!” Yosuke protested. He quickly noticed the bulge that had formed in his pants and shoved his hands in his pockets. “Oh, I know. It was just a joke, but I’m serious about not wanting to mate with you…” Teddie said, staying on guard. “But…what caused this to awaken within you…? You smell really eager…” “D-Don’t call it mating-you’re making this harder than it has to be…sometimes unconventional things illicit reactions in people that are unexpected.” Yosuke replied. “L-Let’s just go back to my room, I gotta think.” “If I’m gonna have my first time, I’d honestly prefer it if it were with Sensei…he’s really special to me…” Teddie admitted. “Oh wait, I almost forgot! I gotta wash my hands!” Yosuke nodded, grateful Teddie mentioned something else. “You turn the handle on the sink, like this. Then you put your hands under the water.” Teddie put his hands under the stream of the sink. “Ok, anything else?” Yosuke handed Teddie the bar of soap. “Rub this between your hands, and then rinse it off. It’ll clean them.” Teddie followed Yosuke’s instructions, getting his hands all soapy, then rinsing them off. “What do I do now that my hands are all wet?” “Use a hand towel to dry them off.” Yosuke answered. Teddie does so. “Thanks for helping me out like this Yosuke!” Teddie said. “Is this something I’ll have to do on a regular basis, or just a one time thing?” “On a regular basis.” Yosuke replied. “But it’ll be quite a while before you’d need to go again.”

The toilet having missing textures really adds to the vibe 😛

Author's note: h I couldn't think of a better title, but here it is The fic is below: Spamton was just chilling in the dumpster where he lives when he noticed a need to pee. Due to the overwhelming urge to always announce his presence, he yelled out “HEY EVERY !! IT’S ME! EV3RY BUDDY’S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]], SPAM-SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!” He then did his signature laugh, he landed and then noticed Kris. WOAH!! IF IT ISN’T A...LIGHT nER!! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!” A throb from his bladder tried to steer Spamton back onto the track he was on before, yet this pretty much did nothing as he ignored the feeling his body gave him. “LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]” Kris just...blinked in confusion at this. They were about to say something, before Spamton continued. “ALL YOUR FRIENDS [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN???” In frustration he slammed his door against it, causing another throb in his bladder, which once again he ignored. “Uhhhh?” Kris asked, completely confused. Spamton ignored this, much like he was ignoring his bladder. “WELL HAVE I GOT A [[SPECIL DEAL]] FOR LONELY [[HEARTS]] LIKE YOU!! IF YOU’VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]]-” Another throb caused Spamton to pause, he squirmed to try and take the edge off his need to pee, abelit unconsciously. “Uhm...Spamton, was it? You seem bothered by something-” “I’M [[totally fine]]! ANYWAY IF YOU’VE [[Lost Control Of Your Life]] THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Silly Strings]], WHY BE THE [[Little Sponge]] THAT HATES IT’S [[$4.99]] LIFE, WHEN YOU CAN BE A [[BIG SHOT!!! BIG SHOT!!!!, BIG SHOT!!!]]” “...Uh...really? But I don’t wanna-” Kris held their arms up, trying to indicate they weren’t interested, but Spamton continued. At this point Spamton was shaking with excitement, but Kris still had the feeling something was off. Well, everything about Spamton was off, but more so like...he was hiding something, or maybe just not noticing? “Maybe you should rest-” “YOU WANNA MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]?! NO WAY! TELL YOU WHAT, I HAVE SOME [[Hyperlink Blocked]] FOR YOU. YOU WANT SOME [[Hyperlink Blocked]], RIGHT? YOU TOTALLY DO! ANYWAY, IN EXCHANGE YOU MUST SHOW ME YOUR [[Heartshapedobject]]. YOU’RE LIGHT neR< AREN’T YOU? YOU’VE GOT THE [[LIGHT.]] WHY DON’T YOU [[Show it off?]]” He broke into laughter, pressing his legs together and bouncing a little on the spot. Kris sighed. They REALLY didn’t wanna fight them, especially with their odd behavior. Even as Spamton finished his laugh and the battle began, he still had his legs pressed together, squirming. As soon as he saw Kris’s soul, his hand shot to his crotch, his bladder having trouble keeping up with the excitement. Kris pieced everything together and figured out exactly what was going on. “Err, shouldn’t you-” Kris began to say, but Spamton promptly cut them off. “IT’S YOUR [[Turn]] ISN’T IT? THEN TAKE IT.” Kris sighed, they’d have to use a proper command if they had any hope of getting through to Spamton. Unfortunately, the options for ACTing were naturally limited to things only directly related to the battle, but fortunately they could get Spamton into a position to be spared and prevent Spamton’s accident. Or at the very least, spare him. Kris wasn’t sure if it COULD be prevented at this point. “Let’s make a deal.” Spamton’s other hand shot to his crotch, you could tell this made him giddy. “HEY HEY HEY! I’VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!!” Kris sighed in relief, they seemed to be headed in the right direction. “MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[Dvds of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!” “Tell me more.” Kris replied. A shiver shot up Spamton’s spine, he even leaked into his underwear. “THAT’S THE ATTITUDE YOU LITTLE [Slime]! DEALS LIKE THIS ONLY COME ONCE IN YOUR [[Ant-sized]] [[Rapidly-shrinking]] LIFE!!” Kris dodged all of his attacks, but now they had to do the process all over again. “Let’s continue discussing our deal.” Kris said, trying to put on their best “confident business person” voice. More shivers. More leaks. By now, Spamton did notice his underwear was...wet, but he chalked it up to probably just being “excitement sweat”. He DID however, dig his hands into his crotch, needless to say Kris thought now for sure there was no way Spamton would make it to the bathroom, but hey, being able to spare him at least was a win. “BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO BE A BIG SHOT, THE BIGGEST! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[GENORISITY]].” “Generosity?” Kris asked. “I’m not giving you a hand out- “THAT’S RIGHT AND I DON’T MEAN [Money]!!! I’M A SALESMAN , I WAS NEVER IN IT FOR THE MONEY!!!” Kris had a blank expression. Well, their expression normally WAS blank. Dodging yet another set of attacks, it soon rolled back to Kris’s turn. “Uhh...why did you do it, then?” In response to this, he doubled over, trying to put as much pressure on his bladder as possible. Spamton’s leaks became more frequent, now showing up on his pants, some even dripped between his fingers. “I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD, DOESN;T IT?KID? DON’T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON??? TAKE THE DE4L.” “Ok, I’ll take the deal.” Kris agreed, causing more pee to spurt from Spamton, creating a small puddle underneath him. “NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABO4T! YOU GOT [Guts] KID!! THAT’S [[Discomfort And Abdominal Pain]] IN MY [[Guts]]!!” Another turn, more dodging. “How do I know this deal is for sure safe, though?” Kris asked. “DON’T WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE, PRICES SO LOW EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!” Yet another turn. “Err...I don’t need any Deal Insurance.” Kris declined. “HAHAHAHA HAHAHA PLEASE STOP [Killing] ME I WILL GIVE Y OU ANOTHER DEAL.” “Ok, lay it on me.” Kris said, finally there was a light at the end of the tunnel… “DON’T WORRY KIDS I’M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck!] THEN YOU CAN ENJOY 1000 FREE KROmer.” “I don’t need that much money.” Kris refused. “WHAT!?!?! YOU DON”T NEED IT!?!?! THAT’S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!! YOU’RE LIKE ME…[Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON’T WE!? W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMER, AND MOST OF ALL [Hyperlink Blocked] WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!? REMEMBER...THIS IS UP TO YOU, I WOn’T FORCE YOU.” Kris simply answered. “Deal.” That was enough to make Spamton burst. The hot stream of piss that had been aching to be released and had in fact, managed to sneak it’s way out multiple times came out unimpeded, cascading past his hands and down his legs. Every atom of Spamton’s being felt blissful in that moment. He gently breathed “Kromer”, paying no attention to the growing puddle spreading beneath him. It seemed to continue on forever, Kris even having to step back to prevent it from getting on them. It was a...surreal experience, to say the least. One neither of them would be forgetting, and especially not anytime soon. “Haah...haah...that was one of the best times of my life…” Eventually though, the stream had slowed down, and came to a stop. Spamton let go of his crotch, straightened himself, and wiped it on his pants. He held it out to Kris, and they reluctantly shook it. “THEN A DEAL’S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!” “U-U-Uh yeah…” Kris replied. “H-Here’s your Kromer. Do you want me to help you get cleaned up or something?” Spamton stared down at the puddle beneath them. It was fairly sizable, especially compared to his size. “...Wow.” Then realization dawned on him. “OH, I [[Remember]] NOW! I LEFT MY DUMPSTER HOME TO TAKE A PISS!” Stunned silence. They stared at each other for a few moments before Kris spoke up. “...Then why did you try to make a business deal with me, then?” Kris asked. “WELL, IN BUSINESS, YOU HAVE TO TAKE ANY [[Opportunity]] YOU GET. YOU WERE CLEARLY AN [[Esteemed Customer]], SO NO WAY COULD I IGNORE YOU. “Uh-huh. Isn’t the call of nature important?” “NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CALL OF [[Business] and [[Targeted Advertising]].” Spamton replied, huffy. “NOT LIKE I DON’T HAVE SPARE [[Pants]] ANYWAY. OH, REMEMBER TO VISIT MY [[Home-made Storefront Site]]. IN THE [[Trash Area Closed For Repairs]]. COME...ALONE.” “...Yeah, maybe I will.” Kris shrugged.

I didn’t know boys peed standing up so I was confused when my mom told me “your brother accidentally peed on the toilet lid” I was like ??? How does one do that?! I tried out peeing with the lid down and it clearly felt different so that confused me more.

I have humped my pillow in the past, but I usually just grind into my crotch using my foot, I think it’s the sensation of your clothes also rubbing against you. Plus, a lot of those who are into kinks such as omo are neurodivergent, making them more sensitive to stimuli, including touch.

I don’t know if I’ve gotten butt sweat on it before but I’ve certainly sat on the toilet longer then necessary!

Friday Night Funkin’, I didn’t realize how much I wanted it until I saw the drawing of Whitty desperate that Cain made 🙂

I agree, way too many bathrooms! Waste of perfectly good space for other types of rooms. Being always 10 meters from a bathroom? Ridiculous. Cameras in the bathrooms? Sounds rather illegal to me, or at least a privacy violation.

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN OMO OML

Having a dedicated role play and interactive section for omustu (aka padded stuff) like a no-brainer. It’d also help clear the cluttered up roleplay section.

Society is very hypocritical in it’s attitude towards sex, especially males vs females. This is a problem bigger then omorashi, or even the broader spectrum of waste fetishism (eg. messing). Some fetishes being tolerated or openly accepted, while others shunned is just one of many examples.

The misconception if you’re into pee, you’re also into scat. Argh, drives me crazy! Also, on a somewhat related tangent, I hate people who blatantly attack those with vore fetishes. It’s not my thing by any means, but I just want them to be left alone!

Honestly, vore, inflation and feet stuff are even more scrutinized then omorashi, but that might because their fans are more vocal. Although deviantart has (or had)? restrictions on omorashi art in the past. Descriptions in stories can’t be too detailed, and no urine can be shown. Although I saw the urine rule being broken, when it was clearly stated you couldn’t have piss streams or puddles. I haven’t encountered anyone outside the piss community talking about it, not even once. Sometimes watersports gets an off handed mention, but the notion is in the fetish-bashing community, the grosser the better.

Oof, well that’s what bidets are for ;)

Ah, well...I was searching for pee related stuff on Deviantart, and had come across the word ‘omorashi’ in a group title. So I used the search term ‘omorashi’ instead. Eventually I broadened my search habits and ended up here. That’s basically my descent into the fetish rabbithole haha.

Yeah I was thinking of that, Japan has squat toilets. It’s actually better for your health to go squatting since that’s how our bodies were built. Though some squat toilets in America would be pretty welcome.

They should make female urinals, where you just need to squat over it to go.

Accept movie offer, maybe it’d be fun to watch.

>Remain in the seat, the planes taking off soon!

I second Raven’s suggestion.

Some good ol fashioned watersports is always a delight 🙂

This was hot! I’m a big fan of interspecies reviewers, and was actually planning to write a fanfic myself. Thank you so much.