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  1. What program do you use to draw? Here's a tip king, don't physically hand write out the text in speech bubbles. It looks sloppy and the letters end up squished and uneven. Most drawing programs have a text tool. Use a nice typeface and type out your dialog, then create a layer under the text and draw a speech bubble around it.
  2. ? This happened to me and my wife last weekend while we were hanging out with a friend. I don't particularly like using real names for personal reasons so I'm going to refer to our friend as Kirsten since it's the first female name that popped into my head. My wife had known Kirsten since 7th grade and I had been her friend since me and my wife started dating six years ago. I won't lie, she was absolutely not the brightest woman. However, she had noticeably sized boobs and a particularly great butt. It was small, but wide, and very round and soft. (At least I imagine it would feel soft) Kirsten is pretty much your stereotypical "nerd girl". Her wardrobe is locked at graphic t-shirts and jeans, and occasionally a modest skirt. I could go on about how much she undersells her body with such a basic wardrobe but I'm getting off track. Kirsten really likes retro video games. It's not really my thing but because it was her birthday weekend and she just recently broke up with her bf (he was a soy lol story for another time) we decided to take her to this really cool retro video game store in the cities. Not to get off topic again but it was an actually impressive store that had 20 to 30 year old consoles and games and even some dank retro computer stuff. Kirsten kind of just doesn't really take of herself as well as she could and part of that is her particularly picky and bad diet. She eats crap and lots of sugary crap on top and as such, she has a bad relationship with the toilet. At first she was really excited to get a sizable stack of PS2 games but we both noticed her get almost instantly tense and anxious as we were waiting in line watching her pay. As the two of us payed for the few things we found out of the corner of my eye I noticed Kirsten is pacing back and forth waiting for us by the door. I think we had barely clicked our seatbelts in when from the backseat Kirsten spoke up. "Hey guys, this is super embarrassing but I seriously need to poop so bad right now. When I was paying for the stuff I got it just suddenly hit me and I had to clench my butt really hard!" My wife just laughed and told Kirsten that she had no shame. Honestly I thought the whole situation was hot as hell. I was keeping it cool tho, but Im sure my cheeks were red. Kirsten didn't think it was funny tho, she rocked a little in her seat and whined that she had to poop. Her boobs jiggled around the characters faces on her Bob's Burgers shirt as she whined. It most certainly was staring at her boobs in the rear view mirror, a perk of not driving that day. Kirsten couldn't sit still at all as we drove her to a McDonald's that was half a mile away. She really squirmed and fidgeted in the backseat. My wife was trying to talk about something else to get her mind off it. We got her over to this McDonald's in time and Kirsten immediately whipped off her seat belt and said "Oh man thank you guys for stopping, I can't hold this anymore." My wife and I truly laughed about the whole thing as she was inside blowing it up. When she got back Kirsten had no shame in sharing "God you guys, that was close. I think my poop was coming out before my butt was even on the seat." My wife remarked about a little too much information, and we went on our way. I'm glad it didn't end in disaster. Kirsten is pretty awkward but she's a trooper sometimes.
  3. After I graduated high school I only really kept in contact with one friend. I had met her in 10th grade and we were still pretty good friends after graduating. We had a lot of free time back them since we weren't bound by school anymore and managed to hang out pretty regularly. We typically hung out in the garage of my parents house and spent the night bullshitting, listening to music, and drinking. The garage had a weird old closet that had been converted into a little tiny bathroom. If you sat on the toilet you could lean forward and your head would be above the sink. It was actually awesome because we drank beer a lot and thus had to pee a lot. Sadly even if we didn't have music going the door was insulated enough that I couldn't ever hear her peeing unless maybe I put my ear right to the door and then she would see my feet through the bottom crack and that I was clearly trying to listen. One night I just couldn't resist. We were having a good old fashioned great conversation between chums. After a perfectly timed pause to stop and take a sip of brewski she causally said "I have to pee." I tried to sound just as causal back and not sound weird. "Well leave the door open then so we can continue this talk." To my surprise she hesitated at first but still said "....okay. But don't make it weird." And so I didn't. We kept talking as she got up from her camping chair. Her black skinny jeans had a peculiar texture, and they nicely wrapped around her butt. It gave a perfect silhouette of the curve of her cheeks and how they flowed into her thighs. I tried to keep eye contact but Im sure she saw my gaze drift ever so slightly. As she pulled her pants down I saw her grey lady boxers slide down too, and for just a brief moment I saw a flash of her amber brown pubes as she sat down. With the door open the sound of her pee echoed throughout the entire garage. She had put away three beers since her last pee and her bladder must have been aching. She must have peed for a solid 40 seconds. Right as she finished she paused our conversation to say "Sorry dude, I really had to go." I awkwardly laughed and said I don't mind. As she sat there, done, she said "Don't look while I whipe dude." Since I am a proper gentlemen I turned my head while I heard her rip off some paper before flushing. I remember how nicely her boobs jiggled as she pulled her pants back up. I guess she never thought twice about it later, or just forgot. Probably for the better.
  4. I've had the sound of my girlfriends pee hitting the water as her custom ringtone on my cellphone for close to two years now.
  5. Poop desperation is my ultimate weakness. You guys are saints for making this thread.
  6. @Jailor Eckman I do! I'm big into underground and alternative things. If I could, it be pretty nice if they were on a date a Taco Bell. And maybe have a cute lil' bladder gauge or something to show how bad the desperation is?
  7. I was a weird kid growing up, high school was no different. Of course, I also have a unstoppablely strong desperation fetish (I like to watch girls on the toilet too >:3c). I never really dated and while I somehow had a sexlife in my high school days for obvious reasons my fetish was never involved. That changed in 11th grade. I was pathetically in love with my best friend. She knew it, of course, we just both agreed to not talk about it. She just wasn't interested in me that way, and it's okay for a woman to feel that way about you FYI. Anyway, us and our little group of friends would always get together at her house for the weekend and have a sleepover. She only lived with her dad and he really didn't a shit, it was what it was, so he waa gone a lot. The tradition was always some kind of game or challenge. Truth or Dare was our most popular but we made up stuff all the time too. Man, I wanted to watch this girl take a piss since I first met her. Or at least catch her in a desperate situation. Neither had happened. Since I was a horny little bastard I finnaly decided I was done waiting and was gonna create my own desperate situation. In the midst of a True or Dare game me and her came to a stalemate. I didn't want to do her dare and she didn't want to answer my truth. Whenever this happened we always had to the two people settle it with some ridiculous challenge. I lucked out and won the coin flip, the challenge was mine to decide. Now, listen, I said Im weird. And my tastes are, unusual. I had done my homework and ran my calculations. My challenge was simple. We each eat three Fiber-One bars. First one to have to go to the bathroom loses and has to do their respective Truth or Dare they didn't want to do. Now, Im a fucking dick. This girl is 5'5 and maybe 130 pounds. She is gonna have to poop so fast it's not even funny. And, duh, I was right. About five minutes in her stomach audibly grumbled. We were sitting cross legged in front of each other, which was good because it hid my stiffie like a pro. Being the iron lad I am my stomach was fine. She however had started to slightly hunch over, and her face was getting a little red. I decied to remain cross legged to psych her out. Which again was good, because eventually after some time passed she stood up and started pacing back and forth. She absolutely could not stand still. I really thought I was gonna bust a fattie in my chinos right then and there. And then, ever so gracefully, she farted. I know this is way out of you guys' field but damn am I a filthy smelle boy. Her fart stunk like ripe shit so bad and I was loving it. Im glad we were all drunk off our asses and stoned (lol weed lol) because truly no sober entourage would have encouraged this cringefest. Everyone seemed to not care the room smelled like dank farts and kept egging her on. While I was greatly enjoying the fruits of my labors all good things must end. After some more pacing, squirming, and swear words her poor B-hole had enough. Clutching her butt together with both hands she darted for the bathroom. I'll never forget the image of her boobs bouncing in that Rose Lalonde shirt as she ran to unleash hell. The bathroom was in the basement where we were. Everyone had mostly gone back to chatting among themselfs while we waited for her to finish and get the Truth or Dare back in action. I coud just faintly hear her splashes from outside the door. Looking back I was a terrible, horny bastard back then. No one was any the wiser and we all collectively forgot over time. Good times.
  8. Desperation for sure. I love watching girls have that vibe of urgency about of them and get all flustered. You really appreciate a girls curves when she's fidgeting and squirming around.
  9. @Jailor Eckman can I have an honorary mulligan lmao? I'd really like to see a cute indie-type girl who has to pee but is to to embarrassed to tell her date she needs to go to the bathroom. Help a brother out.
  10. Alright my man @Jailor Eckman, I have a dank request and I know you won't let me down. I would like to see a girl who has to poop very badly. Preferably clutching her butt with her hand and squirming around trying to keep it in.
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