You are still the Villager.
You ask "Um... can you move at all? Is it that bad?"
Isabelle just nods, still looking down in shame.
Well, you have to pee too, but that can wait!
"Well, if it's that bad, just... go." you bluntly state.
"I-I can't... not here..." she replies.
"C'mon, it's easy! You've never done it?" you inquire.
"I... well, no..." she says.
Just then, she suddenly drops to her knees, crawling at this point.
"Well, do you need my help?" you ask.
Her face only turns more red.
"Come on, it's not that embarrassing! I do it all the time when I'm camping! You just take off your..."
Hmm, there's probably a better way to say this.
"Just remove the 'blockage', squat, and go." you say, while doing air quotes.
Isabelle looks up with a puzzled look on her face, with most of her tears dried by now. Same ol Isabelle!
Seeing the look on her face, you say "It's just a euphemism."
You turn around, cover your eyes... and you listen.
At first, all you hear is the ruffling sound of a denim skirt.
Then you hear cloth sliding down fur...
And liquid hitting the ground.
Of course, this doesn't turn you on. No, you feel... normal. You were feeling kinda flirty earlier for some reason, but that was probably just the picture of Apollo you had sitting on your RV's dashboard. The peeing behind you just seems like a normal thing, for some reason.
You hear a happy sigh, followed by a lack of piddling sounds. But then, unexpectedly, you hear sniffling, and then the clacking of a bell ribbon. You uncover your eyes to find that Isabelle somehow ran off. How's that possible? You don't see her down the main road...
You look around before noticing a small trail of footsteps and liquid heading into the forest. Oh dear, it looks like the poor girl ran off.
Oh well, you still need to pee too. Might as well make it quick before searching for the embarrassed puppy. You waste no time running behind a bush (unlike Isabelle who just did it right on the lake shore), unbuttoning your red-riding jacket and slipping down your... "undies". You then squat down, and...
PSSSSSSSS
It feels really good after waiting so long. Not as long as Isabelle might have been, but... it's great. You pant in relief, remembering how good this kind of stuff feels. You enjoy the 20 second relief before it finally dies down. The area down there still feels tingly, but that's probably a different thing. You considered just wetting yourself to make Isabelle feel better, but that might not have been worth the wait...
But now it's time to search for Isabelle.
...
...
You've been searching for 2 days now. You made frequent trips from your RV and the forest, but without a map and the GPS not being helpful, you often got lost yourself. You fear the worst, but you refuse to give up now. You keep finding bits of evidence of where she's been, like yellow hairs and her signature bell ribbon.
You kept them all.
...
...
It's been a week, but you think you found something. A crude lean-to shelter. A burnt out campfire. Why would Isabelle run away and stay in the woods this long? But then...
It can't be...
You suddenly wake up from the horrible dream you just had. Glancing over at your alarm clock, it's 5:59 AM. You lie in bed awake, waiting to hear Isabelle's voice through the PA system, just to make sure...
"Good morning everyone! It's time to rise and shine!"
Thank fuck. You close your eyes and go back to sleep.
Thank you for playing Animal Crossing: Interactive! I'll churn out a new character roster and scenario list soon!
Here's your final stats:
Bladder: For Isabelle, you waited until "Really Has to Pee" before going, and for the Villager, you waited until "Has to Pee".
Moods Encountered: Content, Happy, Flirty, Embarassed
Items Encountered: Bug net, fishing rod, chair, New 3DS, autumn-winter outfit, stainless steel bottle, map
You have 23 MEOW Coupons.
Global Achievements
Sweet Relief - Have your character pee in a toilet. This wasn't picked for obvious reasons. +5 MEOW Coupons, Repeatable
Uncouth - Pee somewhere that isn't in a toilet or your clothes. COMPLETE - +6 MEOW Coupons, Repeatable
Sharper Than You Look - What's that supposed to mean? +2 MEOW Coupons, Repeatable
Achievements For That Round
Clever Girl - Find a way to grab the fish from the lake. COMPLETE, +3 MEOW Coupons
Liquid upon Liquid - You figured it out, but you do it. Sad. +10 Meow Coupons
Better than Brewster - If you went to the orchard, you could have made a fine tea out of pine needles and citrus. +1 MEOW Coupon
Worse than Bees - What could have been worse than that? +2 MEOW Coupons
P.S. Sorry for the shitty MS Paint drawings.