umbilicalnoose

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  1. umbilicalnoose

    Most embarrassing wetting experiences

    This never happened
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    Destiny 2

    Forgive me if this is already a thread, but anybody trying to body some nerds in crucible with a fellow negligent (or as I refer, negligentleman) I prefer strongly not to have my bnet tag indexed here via Google, so please pm me. Discussion welcome here!
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    Has anyone ever lost control while vomiting?

    lol can't find delete button ignore
  4. umbilicalnoose

    Coworker Admitted to Wetting Herself

    Bruh
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    i squatted down and peed my pants

    Sometimes mental health, and sanity take precedence over getting internet strangers off.
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    Which anime character do you relate the most to?

    shinji from evangelion because i hate myself, i have depression, and i wonder often as to why my father doesn't love me (i'm mostly joking)
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    If wetscarlet was your girlfriend... Please weigh in!

    It's normal to wanna watch other videos, doesn't make you less faithful. However, there is a disturbing double standard in how he handles this, that most definitely is getting into the rest of your relationship. I can't know much looking in from limited info, but it sounds like you may be feeling unappreciated on more than just a sexual level. It sounds like there may be a great deal of double standards. If you feel you may be in an unhealthy relationship, please reach out to someone. Sometimes, the little things tend to be the staw that breaks the camel's back for what turned out to be a very toxic mess. Good luck, I hope things work out, and sorry if I read too much into it!
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    eXtreme Re-wetting

    yeah, I like xtreme rewetting, I saw this video of a lady who wetting with this sick skateboard trick from out of the side of a crash landing helicopter and into a ring of fire
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    I got locked out of the bathroom

    Yo bruh I think your grandma teleports
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    I got locked out of the bathroom

    Absolutely! That's an excellent take on it, and I definitely believe omorashi could fit in a very postmodern lens, Burroughs is smiling on us all, now.
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    Videogames thread

    I'm a huge fan of Ultima, my dad introduced me to the Underworld series when I was a kid, and it blew me away. I ended up getting into old school The Bards Tale, and others. My favorite was probably Wasteland, although that's not a first person rpg. Have you ever played Legend of Grimrock? It's a phenomenal revival of the style, heard the new Wizardry was rad, haven't checked it out yet. I haven't had as much time as I'd like to invest in just getting weird and playing some oldschool rpgs, but I did manage to finish Witcher 3 after literally 2 years.
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    The end of Tumblr?

    The post I read must be in a different planet or something. I went over it again, and then I looked over the actual post, and it's definitely a death knell. I'm not sure what I just read, but it definitely wasn't it. I'm sorry about that!
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    The end of Tumblr?

    I heard adult content is still welcome, just not paid services.
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    New girl portrait

    Great stuff, as always
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    Why I HATED "Potty Test Day"

    Somehow, I'm a bit skeptical. It just seems like it'd be a lawsuit waiting to happen, I don't think any organization would do this.