falschirmjager

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  1. falschirmjager

    Childhood pants wetting memories

    When I was in preschool, I asked to go use the potty, but I couldn't make it in time and I ended up soaking my gray sweats right as I was about to sit on the toilet. I ended up just going back to sitting at the table, and it ended up taking a good while before anyone noticed and took me to get changed. I was playing xbox when I was about 6 and was too engrossed in finishing the game to attend to bladder needs. I was sitting on the ladder to my bunkbed, so the pee cascaded down the steps and onto the hardwood floor, and probably on my brother's bed too. I had no more clean pants to change into, so I had to go dig out some swimming trunks. My mom and I were the only ones home, so I ended up telling her this pathetic excuse about how I just suddenly wanted to wear swimming trunks before I went to clean up, but I guess she bought is since she never ended up questioning it. When I was 7, my family went to the boardwalk for the day. I drank a big gulp from 7-11 for the drive which of course ended up being a bad idea. I was bursting in the back seat of the car, and I ended up getting off and running into a cosmic bowling place to use their restroom. I couldn't make it though. I ran straight through the place, made it into the men's room, opened the stall (I had not quite graduated yet to urinals) and, upon sight of the toilet, froze and instantly flooded my jeans. It was as if locking eyes with the toilet prompted my bladder to immediately release. I was so close, just a second or two more and my clear stream would have been flowing into the toilet instead of through my underwear, into my jeans, and onto the tile floor. I simply walked out after, and met my stepdad who had come in to get me. He asked "Did you make it?" and I replied with a flat "Yeah" and that was that. I was guessing he didn't notice simply because it was dark inside the place, but in the broad daylight no one else said anything either. I guess I soaked my jeans so thoroughly that nobody knew that these pants weren't supposed to be this dark...
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    Untapped omorashi market?

    I got rid of the name but lmk if this is still not ok
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    Peeing outdoors!

    I live on your average quiet suburban street corner. Not many people pass through or hang out outside so I have nearly free reign to let go of my inhibitions, especially at night. Usually I just whip it out and water the front lawn grass, while other times I let it stream through my clothes, with the warmth of my flooded underwear becoming cool in the night air. I haven't mustered the fortitude to deliberately piss/wet while out in the open during daytime yet, but I can do it while hidden behind something, like kneeling behind the garbage cans or bushes. The only time I wet in broad daylight (as an adult) was on complete accident. I was taking my dog out while I was in the middle of a hold, and a misstep caused my bladder to buckle in my driveway, leading my penis to instantly erupt. Multiple clear streams gushed out of my shorts legs as I stood doubled over for more than a minute. The speed and power of it was about half me having to go so bad, and half me pushing to force it out so I can finish quickly and get out of sight. Fortunately no one was around in the stillness of the weekday late morning.
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    Holding during a shower?

    I can never make it. Every time i'm desperate and try to hold through the shower, I always end up genuinely losing control.
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    New Equestria Girls short

    I seent it. Even without the bathroom scene it's easily the best of these new batch of shorts, Pinkie's attempts to help the desperate students hold on is so in-character. There's also a bit where Pinkie sneaks up behind Fleur and suddenly grabs her to start a conga line, which prompts Fleur to hold this hilarious expression that screams "I think a little bit came out" for a couple of seconds.
  6. "Don't worry, I really have to go too."
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    Were You Raised to Pee Outdors or to Not Pee Outdoors?

    If both bathrooms were in use, there was nothing wrong with going in our backyard.
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    Desperate Teacher

    Okay i've got a new sighting recently. So the place I work at has regular tour groups from the local elementary and middle schools, and one day this class of fourth graders comes through. The teacher of this group was a middle-aged hispanic woman, wavy hair, fairly tall and slim but with jeans that fit nicely on her hips and butt, typical milfy look. Tour takes around 35 minutes, then we end in the main hall by having an interactive activity for them to take up the rest of the hour slot. The entire time through she seemed fine, but by the time we got back to the main hall she must have finally reached her tipping point after suffering in silence. The teacher snuck away from her charges as we were wrangling the different groups for the activity and approached another staff member in the adjacent room. I was standing behind her, so I got quite a view of her hot ass as she doubled over, her thighs shifting back and forth as she dug her left hand into her crotch and held her right hand up with her finger pointed. She asked my co-worker where the bathrooms were, and when he pointed them out, she pointed her free right hand to their direction for clarification probably. Her left hand was still in use, I could see her fingertips and nails peeking out from behind as she grasped at her womanhood. She then hurried towards the ladies room, left hand now hovering over her crotch and her right hand curled up into a fist as she moved out of sight and her boots echoed down the hall. She must've been really embarrassed about showing her desperation in front of her class, or was really good at hiding it as a part of being a teacher, because once she was out of sight of them, it was as if she was the one that was a little girl with her pee dancing. Like, can you imagine being grade school aged and seeing your 40something year old teacher doing that? I know it would've left quite a lasting impression on me. She shortly returned to our group with dry pants and no comment, and I went home that day with some new "material".
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    Desperate-gasp request thread!

    Nice! I like how you used the banana jumpsuit for Celes, a lot of people (even SE themselves) go for her leotard look nowadays.
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    Casually admitting an accident

    One time me and a classmate were helping each other on working on a paper, we were both stumped and just spitballing ideas from "interesting moments from our lives". We ended up telling each other the last time we had wet ourselves (me when I couldn't make it to a rest stop in time during a road trip, her when she got locked out of her house after a party). Of course, I was secretly appreciative of it, but to her it meant pretty much nothing to share something like that.
  11. I hardly drank anything before and during the movie, made sure to go during the previews, and somehow I still ended up not being able to sit still for the last act. Thankfully I already knew there was no after-credits scene so I survived with only a drop or two coming out.
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    Fun ways to pee/wet :)

    One of my favorite ways of ending holds is standing still right in front of the toilet and counting. Just holding using sheer willpower and counting up the seconds until I flood my underwear. I rarely get higher than 20 seconds.
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    Desperate-gasp request thread!

    I just noticed that that Celes link has been broken for probably this entire time... whoops. Well, here's a reference if you still need one.
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    "F--- them kids."

    The other day I was at Jack in the Box killing time before my class started. So i'm looking at the menu to see what I want, not in line yet, when this girl comes in and gets in line in front of me. Almost instantly I notice that she keeps shuffling her legs around and can't keep still. After she ordered it was just as I expected, she went straight toward the bathroom, but it was apparently in use. So then I order and sit down, keeping the lady in my line of sight. She just had her legs crossed and was leaning against the wall, seemingly a fairly minor desperation level when this mother came in with her small child. They went straight to the bathroom as well but of course had to wait. I'm pretty certain that these were the mom and little brother of the girl because they ended up leaving together and were talking with each other. By the time I went up to get my food the girl's desperation level went up to where she had to mildly sway from side to side, but the little boy was clearly about to lose it, he was dancing around and holding himself. When I returned to sit down the girl had already gone in, leaving the boy outside to hold on, which I actually had a problem with. I guess the girl was more desperate than she was letting on, because I personally would've let the kid go first. Thankfully, he ended up making it, but I want to hear what you all have to say if you were in this situation. If you were waiting in line, and a kid came after you asking to cut in front, would you let them? How young would your tolerance be (this girl seemed around my age while the boy looked about ~4)? What about if the kid was your sibling vs a stranger? Or how desperate would you have to be in order to reenact my favorite Michael Jordan meme and go "No, fuck them kids, i'm going first."?
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    Desperate-gasp request thread!

    You have a cute style. In that case, I'd like to request Terra and Celes from Final Fantasy 6 doing the potty dance and wetting themselves.