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rebeljaffa

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  1. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, In Britain we call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we're just r   
    In Britain we call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator.
    I guess we're just raised differently.
  2. wow
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, In the pub last night I was drinking - a lot - and trying to keep up the conversation   
    In the pub last night I was drinking - a lot - and trying to keep up the conversation (and not 'break the seal').... I suddenly realised time was up and quickly excused myself, however I could feel it starting to trickle as I walked through the bar to the toilets... Spent the rest of the evening conscious of damp denim.  I walked back to a friend's house afterwards and on the way I thought I was going to pee myself again but I made it there.  I had to excuse myself straight away but while I was fiddling with the bathroom door and my button jeans, it happened again. Said my goodbyes and the 15 minute walk home was chafing...  I've got to go back this morning to pick up my car, hope I didn't pee on their floor or anything and that nobody realised I started to burst 🤷‍♂️
  3. wow
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, In the pub last night I was drinking - a lot - and trying to keep up the conversation   
    In the pub last night I was drinking - a lot - and trying to keep up the conversation (and not 'break the seal').... I suddenly realised time was up and quickly excused myself, however I could feel it starting to trickle as I walked through the bar to the toilets... Spent the rest of the evening conscious of damp denim.  I walked back to a friend's house afterwards and on the way I thought I was going to pee myself again but I made it there.  I had to excuse myself straight away but while I was fiddling with the bathroom door and my button jeans, it happened again. Said my goodbyes and the 15 minute walk home was chafing...  I've got to go back this morning to pick up my car, hope I didn't pee on their floor or anything and that nobody realised I started to burst 🤷‍♂️
  4. thinking
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from Hon3y for a status update, Why do you spell dark with a c, not a k ? Because you can't c in the dark!   
    Why do you spell dark with a c, not a k?
    Because you can't c in the dark!

  5. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, Why do you spell dark with a c, not a k ? Because you can't c in the dark!   
    Why do you spell dark with a c, not a k?
    Because you can't c in the dark!

  6. love
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateDawn for a status update, I'm back y'all ❤️   
    I'm back y'all ❤️ 
  7. wow
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Here's a thought to consider the next time you go to the bathroom, consider the possi   
    Here's a thought to consider the next time you go to the bathroom, consider the possibility that ghosts are real. Once you consider this possibility that means you have to consider the possibility that any given moment that there are ghosts watching you in the bathroom, it could be anyone, Hitler, Anne Frank, Benito Mussolini, Martin Luther King, your grandmother, who knows who is watching you pee from the world beyond!
  8. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, Toilet jokes aren't my favourite kind of humour But they're a solid number 2...   
    Toilet jokes aren't my favourite kind of humour
    But they're a solid number 2...
  9. hehe
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, Toilet jokes aren't my favourite kind of humour But they're a solid number 2...   
    Toilet jokes aren't my favourite kind of humour
    But they're a solid number 2...
  10. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, Just to let you know, Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.   
    Just to let you know, Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman.
  11. crying
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateDawn for a status update, Taking a break.   
    Taking a break. 
  12. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, I thought I would share a bathroom joke with you all... Why were there balloons in th   
    I thought I would share a bathroom joke with you all...
    Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty! 
    You're welcome!
     
  13. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, You probably haven't heard of the film Constipated because it never came out.   
    You probably haven't heard of the film Constipated because it never came out. 
  14. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, You probably haven't heard of the film Constipated because it never came out.   
    You probably haven't heard of the film Constipated because it never came out. 
  15. hehe
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, I thought I would share a bathroom joke with you all... Why were there balloons in th   
    I thought I would share a bathroom joke with you all...
    Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty! 
    You're welcome!
     
  16. crying
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateDawn for a status update, Over my eleven years at omo org I never had a single downvote, to my knowledge (becau   
    Over my eleven years at omo org I never had a single downvote, to my knowledge (because I'm amazing, naturally!) so to get one from an actual friend who could have just nudged me to tell me my comment was wrongly pitched (I actually agree!) or that they didn't understand it (I agree!) is incredibly annoying (even though proportionally in the grand scheme it really shouldn't matter 🤷‍♂️)
    Look - just because we do omo we don't have to be weird...
  17. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'   
    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'
  18. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up m   
    My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
  19. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, A farmer had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.   
    A farmer had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
  20. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up m   
    My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!
  21. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'   
    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'
  22. love
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateDawn for a status update, What's this?! ANOTHER new video??? Two in one day?? (The magic of editing) https://ww   
    What's this?! ANOTHER new video??? Two in one day?? (The magic of editing)
    https://www.manyvids.com/Video/4697872/Hands-tied-and-made-to-hold-it/
  23. love
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateDawn for a status update, New video up on my manyvids 🤭   
    New video up on my manyvids 🤭
  24. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system...   
    I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system...
  25. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system...   
    I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system...
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