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rebeljaffa

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  1. laugh
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Three cheers for urinating! But only two cheers if you prefer not urinating and havin   
    Three cheers for urinating! But only two cheers if you prefer not urinating and having your genitals tied shut until you are in agonizing pain and your kidneys explode! Four out of of five doctors don't recommend the latter, the other ones aren't actually doctors, they're just random people on the Internet who are giving you bad health  advice.
  2. laugh
    rebeljaffa reacted to univgirlkelsie for a status update, I fantasize about myself being her all the time lol XD   
    I fantasize about myself being her all the time lol XD
  3. love
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, I'm sorry if I haven't been responding to anything all week but my old computer died   
    I'm sorry if I haven't been responding to anything all week but my old computer died and I got a new computer that luckily is now a lot faster, but I figured I wasn't going to bother doing any of my Internet stuff until I got the new computer set up. And it seems like all of my threads always end up getting attention whenever I'm not around, like ones that I had from years ago get revived whenever I happen to not be around, it seems to happen every time LOL.
  4. crying
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, I've been repeatedly hacked on Amazon and I have to say that the stress of it is prob   
    I've been repeatedly hacked on Amazon and I have to say that the stress of it is probably going to give me a heart attack as I am having incredible chest pains from the stress of this.
  5. Upvote
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, You know there is no greater sight in all the world than an Asian woman with a painfu   
    You know there is no greater sight in all the world than an Asian woman with a painfully full bladder pounding on a locked bathroom door, sadly it's not something you really ever see in real life unless you are one of those really lucky and fortunate people!
  6. laugh
    rebeljaffa reacted to univgirlkelsie for a status update, I love how in some of the giga tournaments, the hostess herself is also holding. Damn   
    I love how in some of the giga tournaments, the hostess herself is also holding. Damn I wish I could be a giga hostess, except I wouldn't even voluntarily release at the end, id go home to keep on enjoying my full bladder for the rest of the day 🙂
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    rebeljaffa reacted to univgirlkelsie for a status update, Gotta say, I've always loved the Fairly Odd Parents episode Truth or Cosmoquences. Li   
    Gotta say, I've always loved the Fairly Odd Parents episode Truth or Cosmoquences. Like, I wish I could be in the same scenario as TT, forced to serve drinks to everyone, unable to wish myself through the bathroom doors, and everyone ignoring my bladder's pangs and pleas 🥰 I watched it last night as I was masturbating on a somewhat full bladder and I came so hard. That shit was the very reason I got into desperation in the first place 🙂
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, It seems that the omorashi forum is back up and online again, am I the only one who f   
    It seems that the omorashi forum is back up and online again, am I the only one who finds it rather ironic that the day it was down for maintenance happened to be world toilet day?!
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    rebeljaffa reacted to univgirlkelsie for a status update, One of the sexiest things to me is taking care of another need (showering, a smoke, e   
    One of the sexiest things to me is taking care of another need (showering, a smoke, etc) while neglecting the need in your bladder.
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, I was originally going to try to catch up on this board today but I think it's going   
    I was originally going to try to catch up on this board today but I think it's going to require more than one day, so I think I'll put it off for one more day since it's getting late now, but I did get around to doing the publication process for my omorashi novel, so hopefully that will be available by tomorrow and I can give a preview in my blog.
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, I updated my blog with a preview of my latest omorashi novella, We'll Get to It Later   
    I updated my blog with a preview of my latest omorashi novella, We'll Get to It Later: A Tale of Female Desperation And Bathroom Lines, that I should have published a long time ago seeing as I basically finished writing it in 2021 I think. But I'm finally getting more around to the publishing side of things so I hope you enjoy and will spread the word and give it a good review! Hopefully next week I'll publish my other omorashi novel, then I'm finally up to speed with all my omo works.
    https://desperatejill83.livejournal.com/13796.html
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    rebeljaffa reacted to randomkath for a status update, It do be like that.   
    It do be like that.
     
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Well it took me over an hour but at least I was able to get back to all of the thread   
    Well it took me over an hour but at least I was able to get back to all of the threads that I missed while I was gone for the last couple of days. It's amazing how fast they build up if you miss just a couple of days, and why do all of my popular threads always end up getting attention whenever I am not there to respond to them?!
  14. crying
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, If anyone's been trying to reach me I haven't been ignoring you I've just been sick t   
    If anyone's been trying to reach me I haven't been ignoring you I've just been sick the last couple of days, and I need a good start on the day if I'm going to respond to all of the notifications I got, so hopefully I will get around to that sometime soon but today is not going to be that day. But damn my health has been really terrible this summer that's for sure.
  15. wow
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, I need to break this new habit of going out for beers. I can't do it like I used to!   
    I need to break this new habit of going out for beers.  I can't do it like I used to!  I only went and pissed myself again.  By the time I blurted out that I would have to wee in the hedge it was way too late, I was already losing a lot of it just trying to undo the stupid button fly!  Note to self, less beer and get jeans with a zipper!  It's a good friend (and he's also kinda my boss!) who doesn't point out one's pissy jeans!
  16. wow
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, I need to break this new habit of going out for beers. I can't do it like I used to!   
    I need to break this new habit of going out for beers.  I can't do it like I used to!  I only went and pissed myself again.  By the time I blurted out that I would have to wee in the hedge it was way too late, I was already losing a lot of it just trying to undo the stupid button fly!  Note to self, less beer and get jeans with a zipper!  It's a good friend (and he's also kinda my boss!) who doesn't point out one's pissy jeans!
  17. crying
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Oy I was sick again, this has not been a good summer for Jill at all. I probably shou   
    Oy I was sick again, this has not been a good summer for Jill at all. I probably should have had some indication that other day when I had to go to the bathroom at that park as I normally don't have to take a shit when I am away from home, so I guess something must have been brewing in my stomach.

    I just wanted to send this quick message to know that it might be a few days before I get back to all of the messages here because I see I have like 28 notifications and I just don't have time to get around to that today, so hopefully I will be back soon, but it might be a while.
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, My number of posts and my reputation points are both the same number right now at 316   
    My number of posts and my reputation points are both the same number right now at 3168 which means that roughly averages out so that every one of my posts gets at least one like, not bad!
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    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, I hate how half the time I get sick I relapse and am back in the hospital in a day or   
    I hate how half the time I get sick I relapse and am back in the hospital in a day or two. This has not been a good month for me. Will hopefully catch up here soon.
  20. crying
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Damn I was in the hospital again after just recovering from being sick like a week or   
    Damn I was in the hospital again after just recovering from being sick like a week or two ago, it was only for six hours this time, so that was relatively short, but I have to say the universe really does seem to resent me for using it as my own personal bathroom!
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    rebeljaffa reacted to Charlie Kirby for a status update, People are amazing, aren’t they? You are amazing. Remember to be kind to the person y   
    People are amazing, aren’t they? You are amazing. Remember to be kind to the person you are. Treat them well, because you’re with them until the end.
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    rebeljaffa got a reaction from sleeping_cat01 for a status update, I have been accused sometimes of acting like the world revolves around me, but I know   
    I have been accused sometimes of acting like the world revolves around me, but I know it doesn't. It revolves around the sun, which shines out of my backside! 
  23. laugh
    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, I have been accused sometimes of acting like the world revolves around me, but I know   
    I have been accused sometimes of acting like the world revolves around me, but I know it doesn't. It revolves around the sun, which shines out of my backside! 
  24. laugh
    rebeljaffa reacted to DesperateJill for a status update, Q: If a talking cat was able to give testimony in court but they lied what would they   
    Q: If a talking cat was able to give testimony in court but they lied what would they be guilty of? A: Purrjury!
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    rebeljaffa got a reaction from DesperateJill for a status update, In Britain we call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we're just r   
    In Britain we call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator.
    I guess we're just raised differently.
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