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rebeljaffa

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  1. Just got home and can have a better look. Thought I better not overdo things visiting my mum!
  2. I'm rather late to this party! Any drinks and nibbles left? What I do worry about is that, being mostly a desperation/holding fan, I find myself looking for ever more extreme desperation, or constantly dreaming up 'worse' scenarios. Besides that, my kink is other people holding and desperate, so these extreme thoughts are aimed outwards at women. Few, if any, of the women I actually get involved with could go anywhere near the levels I get off to in my head! There wasn't always such a great differential between what actually can and does happen and what I'm sometimes starting to need. I suppose porn addiction (which I likely have too) doesn't help. The bottom of the barrel with me is the cyclical desire to get the whole thing out of my head and focus on more basic happiness. I can't actually decide what's worse these days - a woman open minded and inclined to at least somewhat indulge my kink, in which case I have to stop it spiralling out of proportion, or one who simply won't touch it, leaving me to balance that frustration against other priorities.
  3. Find yourself a rar extractor or use WinZip. It's just a compressed archive, so extracting the contents will give you the HTML
  4. I did know that but I understand your point of view!
  5. Fair enough, I should have researched and seen the hoax. Inside your lady parts?! Oh my God! I suspect it couldn't happen and rather a bee than a wasp maybe... I have had one bee sting in my life and it was horrible! Nowhere near my bits...
  6. I'm sure I read about people who stick their penis in beehives!!!
  7. Have you not noticed the part where we miss the toilet with our 'aim'? Now, a tree is a better target! Watch out for splashback at a urinal! Jacking off I can definitely recommend though
  8. I'm never sure about this assumption that a penis is a ticket to pee just about anywhere. I don't feel that way about mine. Hiking with my ex she seemed able to be quicker and more discrete than I could. I think I felt the more exposed of the two of us, to be honest.
  9. Where is the best place to go pee?

     

    IP Address...

     

     

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    2. rebeljaffa

      Fear not!  Even those who "got it" didn't laugh!! 😆 

      Possibly the worst joke I ever told!

    3. Messy Gardy

      Wait... I... P...

      OHHHHHHHHHHH!

    4. rebeljaffa

      Yeah but doesn't redeem it! I feel shame!

  10. When you really have to pee, you're Russian to the bathroom, when you walk out, you're Finnish, so what are you while you're inside?

     

    European!

     

    I'll be here all week!

    1. sleeping_cat01

      and when John can't go, he's Norwegian

  11. Pee isn't the most common word for it in the UK, or at least not for my generation. I like it best when a girl says she needs to wee, as it is still direct but sightly and delightfully polite. If she's going to be expressing greater urgency, then piss. When a girl tells me she needs to piss, I see that as far more brash and also assume she really means business now, so it's got to be soon!
  12. Something for everyone I suppose! Male desperation does nothing for me but I loved the first part so I'm sticking with it! This! “I… I have been… I have not had the chance to pass urine all day…” She whimpered. “... I need to go so badly… I have been holding it since this morning. My lady parts are throbbing so badly. Please, I would do anything for a chamber pot!” She writhed, humping his leg.
  13. I'm from South Yorkshire. So far south that it isn't Yorkshire! East Anglia
  14. Sorry, my mistake, but I believe it is also known as The Shift.
  15. If it helps, I believe this is on Netflix as Baby Fever, with dubbed and subtitle options. That said, haven't found this scene yet!
  16. They're not in these pages, but might be useful: https://sumirekousami.github.io/shara-and-gers/~Indigo/ I'll be going through this archive for hours, probably!
  17. Hope everything goes well. It's such a shame the old Shara and Ger story pages closed down
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