Okay, I attended Bonnaroo in 2012 with a group of friends. For those who don't know Roo is a Music Festival in Manchester, Tennessee. (Want to see some accidental wetting and deliberate? Go there).
On this particular night Red Hot Chili Peppers were headlining. We had a decent view of the stage, but seen security was letting people into a fenced in area even closer to the stage.
I thought this was great, I get to see one my favorite childhood bands up close. This also means being packed in like sardines.
I was up against the fence railing, my buddies all by my side. There were two girls directly behind me. One of the girls prior to the show starting mentions she has to pee to her friend, but didn't want to leave.
My heart fluttered at the possibilities. The girls are quite audible with one another, as it's a massive show and tons of people.
The show begins.
RHCP are tearing up the stage and I'm enjoying it, singing along and cheering.
In a break between songs I hear "well just go, you have your bathing suit on."
Heart attack round 2 hits me.
"I can't squat."said the desperate one.
"You'll be fine", replied the friend.
RHCP started another song and were well into it when I felt warm liquid splashing on the back of my leg.
I was losing my mind with excitement, I tell my friend next to me "dude, I'm pretty sure I just got peed on." It was all laughter from them. It was something else for me.
The two girls asked us we could move a little so they could jump the barrier and leave.
It was dark,chaotic,and hot. Did she pee? I think so. No definitive proof and I wasn't about to ask. I just know my leg and sock got wet.