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Gabby Jay

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  1. Talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck.

  2. I'm thinking of being more active on here. Maybe instead of one post a month I'll make 1.5 posts a month.

    1. Anubis

      However often you want to post, is good enough, I'd say. Although, you usually have interesting things to say, so even if you posted more than 1.5 posts a month, I wouldn't complain. :victory:

  3. I have officially reached 200 posts as of September 10th, 2018. That's 200 posts since December 13, 2016, at a rate of about 0.314 posts a day or 114.5 posts per year. With some quick math, we can determine that if I were to continue posting at this rate I would hit 2000 posts late in the year 2035. 

    Now I could stop there, but that would be boring. So instead I decided to figure out when I would hit the number that really matters, when will I hit 69 Million posts?

    After wasting too much time on this, I have come up with the year of 628,128, see yall then.

    1. hfgghfh

      tell me when you get there!

    2. Anubis

      Just increase the rate at which you post and then you could do it sooner! Maybe you could achieve 69 Million by 628,127 instead...

  4. It has recently come to my attention that a person who used to be a friend of my dad's, and to a smaller extent a friend of mine was arrested. For flashing little girls, multiple counts of it. 

    The worst part was that apparently, it wasn't even the first time he had been caught doing this.  It makes me think about the other people who I know.  This guy was a part of my life for years, and I only just now figured out that he was a fucking sicko.                  

    1. Brittanybunny

      Wow thats creepy, sorry to hear

    2. hfgghfh

      wow... that's deep!

  5. My dad found a box by a dumpster that contained 4 small communist flags, some random playing cards, a 1984 Olympic Gymnastics coin, tons of random NFL and MLB cards, 2 decks of playing cards, and wooden figurines of Herbert Hoover, and George Washington.

    1. Lisk

      >Throwing away a collectible coin

      Ask your dad to teach you the ways of a superhero so you could find and punish the heathen who threw these things out together. You will be known as Finding Father's Ball-Passing Poker Community!

  6. My cat got on top my computer and it nearly overheated...

    1. Gabby Jay

      The computer, not the cat.

  7. Have you ever wondered what glass joe would look like if he was bald and black?1622397046_BlackJoe.png.ad52dfe12703a0fb0c550ac8e85a084b.png

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    2. Gabby Jay

      His amazing hair actually made him a lot stronger, now that he lacks it he is more fragile.

    3. hfgghfh

      This guy was one punch man before it was cool

  8.  

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    2. Gabby Jay

      Here are 2 other things that happened on that day:

      1.Detroit, Michigan, files for bankruptcy, becoming the largest US municipal bankruptcy ever at $18.5        billion

      2. 46th San Diego Comic-Con International opens at San Diego Convention Center

    3. hfgghfh

      huh, the more you know.

    4. Anubis

      Damn, my second day on this site was a historic day.

  9. In ancient Egyptian mythology, the god Atum created the universe by masturbating into the great nothingness.

    1. Lisk

      Oooh, so this is why there's no more gods. There's no nothingness to masturbate into, there's something everywhere, so we only fap to honor the traditions and pay respect to our maker.

  10. Nate Dogg was the best Dogg.

  11. I rebranded again.

  12. The mood on this site feels... sadder than usual. Maybe it's just me though.

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    2. SJC Omorashi

      I know what you mean. It just hasn't been the same. 

    3. Foxlover

      Oh no yeah... It's like there was this sort of placidity and harmony here that has since been disrupted.

  13. Luigi is simply better than Mario.

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    2. Gabby Jay

      Luigi has twice the jump hight and is an expert at pretending like he's walking on ice all the time.

    3. hfgghfh

      That's true XD

  14. I think about this everyday.

     

    1. hfgghfh

      S O  L O N G  G A Y  B O W S E R

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