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Gabby Jay

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  1. Talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck.

  2. I'm thinking of being more active on here. Maybe instead of one post a month I'll make 1.5 posts a month.

    1. Anubis

      However often you want to post, is good enough, I'd say. Although, you usually have interesting things to say, so even if you posted more than 1.5 posts a month, I wouldn't complain. :victory:

  3. I have officially reached 200 posts as of September 10th, 2018. That's 200 posts since December 13, 2016, at a rate of about 0.314 posts a day or 114.5 posts per year. With some quick math, we can determine that if I were to continue posting at this rate I would hit 2000 posts late in the year 2035. 

    Now I could stop there, but that would be boring. So instead I decided to figure out when I would hit the number that really matters, when will I hit 69 Million posts?

    After wasting too much time on this, I have come up with the year of 628,128, see yall then.

    1. hfgghfh

      tell me when you get there!

    2. Anubis

      Just increase the rate at which you post and then you could do it sooner! Maybe you could achieve 69 Million by 628,127 instead...

  4. 24-23

    1. Gabby Jay

      Pure Motherfuckin Magic!

    2. hfgghfh

      oooooooookay then...

  5. It has recently come to my attention that a person who used to be a friend of my dad's, and to a smaller extent a friend of mine was arrested. For flashing little girls, multiple counts of it. 

    The worst part was that apparently, it wasn't even the first time he had been caught doing this.  It makes me think about the other people who I know.  This guy was a part of my life for years, and I only just now figured out that he was a fucking sicko.                  

    1. Brittanybunny

      Wow thats creepy, sorry to hear

    2. hfgghfh

      wow... that's deep!

  6. My dad found a box by a dumpster that contained 4 small communist flags, some random playing cards, a 1984 Olympic Gymnastics coin, tons of random NFL and MLB cards, 2 decks of playing cards, and wooden figurines of Herbert Hoover, and George Washington.

    1. Lisk

      >Throwing away a collectible coin

      Ask your dad to teach you the ways of a superhero so you could find and punish the heathen who threw these things out together. You will be known as Finding Father's Ball-Passing Poker Community!

  7. My cat got on top my computer and it nearly overheated...

    1. Gabby Jay

      The computer, not the cat.

  8. Have you ever wondered what glass joe would look like if he was bald and black?1622397046_BlackJoe.png.ad52dfe12703a0fb0c550ac8e85a084b.png

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    2. Gabby Jay

      His amazing hair actually made him a lot stronger, now that he lacks it he is more fragile.

    3. hfgghfh

      This guy was one punch man before it was cool

  9.  

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    2. Gabby Jay

      Here are 2 other things that happened on that day:

      1.Detroit, Michigan, files for bankruptcy, becoming the largest US municipal bankruptcy ever at $18.5        billion

      2. 46th San Diego Comic-Con International opens at San Diego Convention Center

    3. hfgghfh

      huh, the more you know.

    4. Anubis

      Damn, my second day on this site was a historic day.

  10. In ancient Egyptian mythology, the god Atum created the universe by masturbating into the great nothingness.

    1. Lisk

      Oooh, so this is why there's no more gods. There's no nothingness to masturbate into, there's something everywhere, so we only fap to honor the traditions and pay respect to our maker.

  11. Nate Dogg was the best Dogg.

  12. I rebranded again.

  13. The mood on this site feels... sadder than usual. Maybe it's just me though.

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    2. Gabby Jay

      That is likely the primary reason. It is a fucked up situation for sure but I have no business saying anything else about it.

    3. TJC

      I know what you mean. It just hasn't been the same. 

    4. Foxlover

      Oh no yeah... It's like there was this sort of placidity and harmony here that has since been disrupted.

  14. Luigi is simply better than Mario.

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    2. hfgghfh

      U WOT M8?

    3. Gabby Jay

      Luigi has twice the jump hight and is an expert at pretending like he's walking on ice all the time.

    4. hfgghfh

      That's true XD

  15. I think about this everyday.

     

    1. hfgghfh

      S O  L O N G  G A Y  B O W S E R

  16. Who the fuck is ever gonna need this wikihow article? 

    https://m.wikihow.com/Stop-Your-Child-From-Masturbating-in-Public

    1. facade

      Because it can be a real issue.

    2. Male

      I literally never heard of anyone in my school jacking off in public. I'd be surprised if it was an issue for pretty much anyone who isn't retarded.

      It's definitely an issue for retarded/autistic people, though, so that guide is useful for some parents.

    3. Anubis

      When it comes to things like this, I always just assume that if it exists, then someone probably has a need for it, even if we don't know who that might be. I do hope that, for those that need it, the tips in the article are able to help.

  17. Been searching for a long time now, but I found a new JAV that should be coming up sometime today.

  18. Have anyone ever known someone who actually has their taskbar somewhere other than the bottom of their screen?

     

    1. Anubis

      Yes, me! I like to change it up once in a while and have it on the side or the top, but it's currently on the bottom.

    2. PWG

      I used to on one of my builds.  Think it was a custom Windows XP Black edition.

  19. I'd like to see you try to ref a fight Dana White.

  20. I have found the Jav I was looking for...

    After I found it I felt bad, realizing that I had spent more spent more than 4 hours looking for a porn video.

    1. Anubis

      VVell, it's a good thing that it didn't take longer than that, to find it.

    2. Gabby Jay

      Indeed, it vvould have felt worse to realize I had spent 5 hours looking for a porn video.

  21. I have a confession to make, 50% of the time I type a "VV" I actually type 2 Vs.

    1. Bulge_Lover

      VVhy vvould you do some vveird junk like that?

    2. Anubis

      VVell... This sounds like a lot of fun. VVhen I get a chance, I should try it sometime...

  22. I love staring at "99% rendered" for 5 minutes

    1. Gabby Jay

      And then finding out that I cut something wrong.

       

  23. Fun Fact:

    If we average out the number of posts you make each year you post about 154 times a year. Using this number we can make a very rough estimate and say you will hit 1000 posts in around August 2020. However, we can also obviously use this to determine when you will hit 10 thousand posts. 

    After doing the math I have come up with the grand old year of 2088. Give or take a few years.

     

    1. Anubis

      Amazing! If I'm still around and posting in 2088, I'd be 96... I imagine I'd have a lot more accidental wetting stories to tell about myself, at that point.

  24. What are the penalties applied to a restricted member? Sorry if I could have viewed this somewhere.

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    2. Maki

      Restricted members lose access to the personal messenger, profile customization, reputation, and require permanent moderator approval on all posts.

      It's a status applied only to members that are habitual or severe offenders.

    3. Gabby Jay

      Thanks for telling me.

    4. hfgghfh

      right, hopefully I don't get restricted!

      eheheh, ahah, ah...

  25. I would love for political opinions to be mainly kept in the debate zone and off topic... not in sections dedicated to omo content.

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